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Mztitovina:
I dnt wnna talk abt dis b4 buh i havf to
Mny of yu decided mny gals boobs r big bcus she *gave* guys to touch it often
So it bcums big ad soft enfu 4 it to fall
Well daris smt yu wanna know
Aw abt some tins yu dnt know
Havf yu ever research ani oda reason
Of course not
Breast lumps
Reserch on it
Millions of gals in dis world got operated to remove it
Cus it leads to breast cancer
Bcus of aw ignorant mny pple are
D lumps z discoverd late
Wen it becums big ad heavy
So d boobs becums big ad slaggin
Ad operations are done
Nt all gals yu tink havf big boobs bcus of *touch*
Mny had lumps
Weda it ws big or small b4 it ws discovered
Yu cannur jus conclude evry big boobs lady z a slut or LovePeddler
Mny r evn ashame to show deir boobs to deir mums cus of d ugly scar
Evry single lady hvf diffrnt tin dey r going tru insde
Buh chse 2 keep it cus dey dnt wnna b blasted or embrassed
Scars r nt sumtin to b proud of
but dey di nt chose dah life
Dey di nt chse to havf lumps in deir boobs
Dey di nt chse to get operated on deir boobs
Dey di nt chse to havf fallen boobs
Dey di nt chse to havf big boobs
Jus stop concluding ad discriminatimg
It has killd mny gals
Ad it still gnna kill if dis continue
yu guys reli nid 2 stop concluding ad start saving lives

To all of d gals who had breast lumps or still have
I wish us all long life with no cancer

Share to save draining souls
God bless

Okay. That was meaningful. But for future purposes, please quit utilizing a lot of sms grammatical phrases. Doing that, makes your narrative uninteresting and at some point incomprehensible, in my opinion.

IamD18:
Real men don't rescue old evening newspaper, because they know their worth and won't like to settle for less with a used, re-used, re-re-used, re-re-re-used woman in her 30s.

Only desperate and poor men will ever think of marrying a lady in her 30s. Sensible and reasonable men with options will always go for younger women in their 20s because they worth it.

God forbid! Anyone that'll advice me to marry a retired HOE with depreciated body as a wife.

Tufiakwa!!
Abomination!!
I reject such idea!!

So do you really believe in that head of yours that every older lady is a LovePeddler and used up?. Here's the thing, you are ENTIRELY unintelligent.

Women alone are not in the business of the utilization of fetish means at ensuring a man falls in love. In this case, this bleaching man could have done just that. He will be intensely hunted by the ghost of that Lady. Wish him luck because he would be needing it.

Call07034780891:
#TRUMP must step in right now and give Bubu the #ASSAD treatment. Bubu and his brothers are Jihadists that are killing Christians all over Nigeria. It is time for America to remove Bubu from Aso Rock.

Just take a moment to listen to your self. So, we require Trump's help to fix our problem?.

KingLennon:
Nothing can hide in nairaland. I just discovered that this boy is autistic

And you think that's funny.

Throwback:
Love is truly blind.

No woman is ugly where there is love.

The boxer shoulders and dry chest is an eyesore that should have been covered in such holy place.

You just made me let out such laughter. But, you are politely mean, though.

[quote author= post=68119750]How I wish they can read and learn from this.
Patience is EVERYTHING.[/quote]Absolutely. Patience is golden.

I have thought long and hard over this. The only way of fixing our global reputation is to enact a law that any Nigerian, who is fund guilty of fraud or drug peddling abroad. Would be sent home and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Yankiss:
Petty thieves. The real thieves are worshipped on arrival.

Now, why don't you consider a carrier in robbery. Irritating.

What sort of country are we residing in?.. Is entirely inexcusable that our government has failed to made available an incubator in public hospitals. We need a revolution.

Nigerians need to stand up and demand for change instead of waiting for a change that might never occur by it's self.

Linda didn't make her fortunate through blogging. Please don't be decived. Linda is into importation of goods from China.

victrick105:
you wrote all this baseless sermon just to prove a point that Christianity is the problem in Nigeria... and who told you that those countries u mentioned don't practice Christianity? you better get your facts right and make a proper research on Wikipedia... and let me correct an impression, the problem of Nigeria is not religion but Nigerians themselves,take all Nigerians to America and all Americans to Nigeria, the U.S will turn Nigeria to America, and Nigerians will mess up and complain about the America... it simply goes down to how the people reason, so modern day religion is not the problem, Christianity is peacefully practiced in other countries same with Islam, it Nigerians and Africans that made Christianity what it looks like today in Africa with there way of reasoning ... today, it's now religion that is the problem, even before the introduction of modern day religion, Africans proved to be gullible and vulnerable, if not, tell me why a people will believe that twins were evil and even killed them, and why they must sacrifice virgins and men Just to appease there gods or bury the king... you see that it all boils down to how they reason or choose to reason.

My impression is this. The world would have been a better place to inhabit without religion. By that, I mean all religion.

Ebullience:
The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Adejare Adeboye has fried back at critics.

He spoke while addressing the ministers and workers of RCCG at the ongoing Northern Conference at the RCCG camp, in Jos on Saturday.


Adeboye said those attacking him were actually attacking the congregants of RCCG worldwide and by extension the Christians.

His words: “You are aware that some people spends their time attacking me, particularly in the internet.”

“Those attacking me are actually attacking you, but be rest assured, they would soon be sent out of this country.

“The Bible said, when you strike a Shepherd, the sheep shall scatter.”

The clergy lamented that he has severally been accused of not preaching salvation, adding that critics have also been faulting miracles that happened at camps.

This year’s conference, titled: “Let the fire fall”, is an annual event that started on Friday.

The auditorium was overcrowded with the church faithful from the 19 northern states.

http://dailypost.ng/2018/05/12/rccg-adeboye-reveals-will-happen-critics-attacking-internet/

Mmmmm? attacking you. You are a mortal. Quit acting like you own the universe.

sulasa07:
Where is d husband?

You just made laugh.

Was making an effort to comprehend your narrative, until I read the part that stated uterine fibroids are caked contraceptive. At that point, I knew anything else you had to say, would lack intelligence.

Haven't you heard of people who had and lost all their children at old age?. I feel pity towards you, If you keep up with such thought process.

NwaAmaikpe:



There's an Mbaise proverb that says;
"It is only a foolish man that will spend his hard earned money on brideprice without first confirming if the woman's womb is not just an ornament."

I don't blame people who insist on pregnancy first before marriage.
Most girls in Nigeria are carring wombs congealed by Lime, Postinor, Shisha smoke and andrew liver salt.

5 out of 6 women are wrongly diagnosed as having uterine fibroids, when in reality it is all caked contraceptives.

Don't be decieved men,
The primary reason God asked us to marry is to procreate. Wives are called helpmates because they help the man breed, nothing more.
You marry because you want to start a family not because you love.
Who love EPP?

So if you marry a woman who can't bear you kids, you are no different from gays in a same-sex relationship.

That chioma's nose is definitely looking like she's had a nose job done. Anyway, wish her good luck.

He could have just wore a sky blue or a black three quarter suit.

Kalashnikov102:
For Warri we go pack the rice before dem even see pictures snap sef

Flour not rice.

cococandy:
But all Nigerian women are hoes and gold diggers aren’t we?

Mmmmm you are entirely unintelligent.

gabazin080:
I just need 500 likes, me and my Dad is competing for who is more popular on NAIRALAND

Okay. Here's a piece of advice. Compete with your dad over something more productive.

haryorbarmie83:
May your soul find rest, but you no suppose run for your adversaries, this shows you are a looser.

Over time, I have learned to not believe everything I see. This could equally have been done to him by some persons who wanted him dead. To avoid suspicion, his dead would be staged to appear like a suicide.


To top things off our police wouldn't bother with forensic to determine wether or not there are other finger prints on his body. Is incomprehensible how our police operates.

Joephat:
You're not dead yet but you will soon die?

Try to comprehend her expression . Her statement didn't indicate she would die soon. She isn't dead yet but, would die someday, so will everyone.

CaptainJeffry:
She may have loved to be one but...

No be me go talk say she ugly, God forbid.

I just couldn't quit laughing. You are politely mean.

I had thought the country consented to a rotational presidency. But it seem the north has kept producing our president more to other regions.

All I can tell is that going by the behaviour of humans as it relates to the degree of our decadence. Is obvious we are out of control, disrespectful and disloyal to God.


By that, God may decide to emerge with a different criteria by which we would be judged. His thoughts are not our thoughts, neither are his ways our ways. Let all behave ourselves by doing the right thing. Because we have a definite sense of right and wrong.

Some pastors have said it isn't a sin.. pastor Chris is an example of such pastor. My opinion on this topic is that the bible made no direct reference to masturbation.


Which is more sin, to masturbate once monthly and remain faithful to your fiancee who resides abroad or to cheat with another guy?. I would never cheat.

funmisticqueen:
just be sure to check your kidneys during and after treatment

Okay thanks a lot. This place was introduced to me by a lady who had some experiences with fibroids and as a result, couldn't give birth. She's now had two kids.


If am understanding you, the medication could have some sides effects. Just like conventional medicines, there are side effects too. But thanks all the same.

MrPresident1:
Dey said that this woman did but***ks augmentation, Ishilove is it true?

Don't know about that but a nose job? that's a definite YES.

OceanmorganTrix:
Is she a different Caroline or the same Caroline I know nothing about??

She is truly looking different. Her nose job is obvious.

Okoyeebos:
Whether you or your friend, na una sabi. Always seeking advice for 'friends' cos their friends don't have data to come to Nairaland by themselves.

Mmmm be thankful to God you can afford data. Some persons are concerned with food, they can't afford to feed. So data is the least of their problem.

Please deforestation has to be prohibitive. One of the effects of deforestation is that Africa is losing medicinal herbs.


I have always held a long time believe that a surgical intervention was the only cure to treatment of fibroids. I am recently undergoing treatment for fibroids and my fibroids are shrinking remarkably.


The only issue now is that the old man can hardly find the herbs required. According to him, deforestation has made sourcing for medicinal herbs constraining.


Deforestation has been his only challenge. Please deforestation has to stop. Aside the ecological effect it has on the climate. What's wrong with our government.

funmisticqueen:
yes a virgin can get fibroids, and the solution is usually surgery

My brother, I was of similar perspective until recently. Am currently undergoing treatment for fibroid and unbelievably my fibroids are shrinking.


Haven exhausted a lot of my finances visiting multiple places that claimed to treat fibroids, it turned out they were all frauds.


Africa and Nigeria is blessed with herbs. I have long held the believe that conventional medicine is the only solution to health issues but I have been wrong all along.


Presently, am administering a Nigerian made herbal liquid by an old traditional doctor. Is a combination of boiled herbs obtained from the skin of some trees. This medication has a slow progression but is it effective? ABSOLUTELY and why do I believe this? my fibroids are noticeably shrinking. The only issue I have with this medication is this, it is unbelievably BITTER.