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Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Buys N30M Aston Martin Vantage Car by Bryancrox(m): 1:16pm On Feb 10, 2013

If iyanya ni get dis ride make i turn aki nd pawpaw...Una knw wetin b #30million,wen he take blow?

Sports › Re: How are You Celebrating the super Eagle's victory over Burkina Faso ? by Bryancrox(m): 12:56pm On Feb 10, 2013

I will buy a new car tomorrow and spray it green den am gonna meet my doctor and pay him 2 change my blood to green...Frm RED BLOOD CELL to GREEN BLOOD CELL

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Sports › Re: Should Siasia Share In Keshi's Glory? by Bryancrox(m): 8:30pm On Feb 08, 2013

[quote author=i luv to.to die]swear say if u see toto, ur body no go shiver & quiver. Holier than thou nicopoop. Yes, i luv toto. U got a problem with it ? 2inch dickkhead like u.[/quote]u local timid,rootless,dirty, smelling,ugly senseless,foolish stupid,mannerless and uncivilize imbercile should be banned frm dis forum.People lik yhu nor even knw where t*t* dey de 4 woman body sef,i sorry 4 ur generation to come...I dont blame yhu,i blame where yhu come frm(bagger)

Sports › Re: Should Siasia Share In Keshi's Glory? by Bryancrox(m): 7:43pm On Feb 08, 2013

[quote author=i luv to.to die]Should the glory be shared among all the ashawo out there who inspired the super eagles to win by promising free fuckkk on sunday if they lift the trophy. The power of a promised toto @ work.[/quote]but dis guy ur mumu stupid sha oo,d luv of toto is d beginning of foolishness...Now i knw why som children re aborted,bt u escape abortion only GOD no why,u re a big nuisance to nairaland.

Romance › Re: The Worst Valentine Gift You Ever Received by Bryancrox(m): 11:35am On Feb 08, 2013

Her virginity

Celebrities › Re: Picture of Wizkid's Girlfriend by Bryancrox(m): 9:59am On Feb 06, 2013

Dis gurl nor fine @ all,wizkid na fyn boi sha nd i knw say dis gurl na chop nd clean mouth (wen he finish he go dunp her lik trash)

Jokes Etc › How To Know If Witches & Wizards Are Following You From Your Village by Bryancrox(op): 3:10pm On Feb 05, 2013

HOW TO KNOW IF WITCHES & WIZARDS ARE FOLLOWING YOU FROM VILLAGE
* AFTER ENTERING A BUS,IT GETS TO YOUR TURN TO PAY YOUR FARE AND YOU CANT FIND YOUR MONEY
* IF U RE DOWNLOADING 5GB OF DATA AND IT FAILS AT 99percent
* IF U BOUGHT A BOLD 6 FOR 90K 2DAY AND D NEXT DAY THE PRICE DROPS TO 50K
* U WIN 10MILLION,U PUT AM 4 BANK ,NXT WEEK D BANK DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
* U 1ST DAY IN A RESTAURANT,AFTA EATING FISH,D BONE HANG FOR YOUR THROAT
* IF AFTA WORKING FOR 30DAYS,U GOT FIRED WITHOUT SALARY
* AFTA SELLING UR FATHERS PROPERTY 2 GO ABROAD & U STIL GOT DEPORTED FEW WEEKS LATER
* IF U TK EXPO INTO D EXAM HALL AND CANT UNDASTAND UR OWN HANDWRITING
* IF U SUMMIT EXPO WITH YOUR ANSWER SHEET
* WEN UR FRND WEY JST COME BCK FRM YANKEE GVS U CHEQUE & DID NT REMEMBA TO SIGN B4 GOIN BCK
* IF AT AGE 38,U STIL REFER TO WIZKID AS UR ROLE MODEL
* IF AFTA U USE A HEAVY PERFUME & UR BODY ODOUR IS STIL STRNGER DAN RAID
* IF U GET EXPELLED 24HRS 2 UR GRADUATION
* IF U BREAK UP WIT UR BF/GF AND HE/SHE WINS #100million d nxt day
* IF U SELL UR KIDNEY TO BUY A RANGE ROVER SPORT & THEY STEAL IT D NXT DAY
* LASTLY AFTER READING THIS POST AND U DID NOT LAUGH,QUOTE OR LIKE IT.YOUR SHOULD KNW ITS FRM UR VILLAGE ADD URS

Forum Games › Things You Will Do If An Angel Appear 2 You & Tell You,you Will Die 3 Days Time? by Bryancrox(op): 7:46pm On Feb 04, 2013

If an angel come to minister to me dat i will die in 3 days time,things i will do b4 i live dis earth are (1) i will treat myself well by taking myself to the best hotels/bar in town, that 1st day nd drink the best wine nd play the best game (2) i will look for some beautiful girls and have cool sex with them before day break (3) i will say goodbye to all my love ones and pray for God to forgive me before going to heaven...You guys should add yours and keep the fun going

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Breaking Out Of E.m.e,(see Pics) by Bryancrox(m): 12:17pm On Feb 02, 2013

Wizkid is now sign to Bryancrox Record,no more EME...Upcoming act should contact me

Romance › Re: How To Survive Valentine’s Day When You’re Single by Bryancrox(m): 11:40am On Feb 01, 2013

fittty: Na wah oh! What's up wit this Val day noise. There's still 14days na and even when it was 1month everyone was already tlkn... Itss beginning to get more recognized than xmas. Mtschewww!! So much ishey ku shey... Abeg give us tips on how to make money instead of surviving that dumb day ***Smfdh***

Business › How To Make Money Online by Bryancrox(op): 3:09pm On Jan 30, 2013

Why will you sit at home and browse the internet 24/7 reading and commenting on people's status,When others are making cool cash online.Just register on these site and make cool cash online,no risk or lost only gain...Register and make cool and legit cash online @ http://virtapay.com/r/bryancrox LEGO

Romance › Re: The Best Gift To Give Your Partner This Valentine by Bryancrox(m): 1:04pm On Jan 30, 2013

Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Sold His Soul To The Devil” – Majek Fashek by Bryancrox(m): 8:11am On Jan 29, 2013

Plz oo,hw dey take dey sell soul,where nd who be d buyers ...Nd how much for 1 soul.Anybody wit info should contact me let me see how many i cn sell

Nairaland General › Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Bryancrox(m): 6:17pm On Jan 27, 2013

..1..Na only 4 9ja u go see say poor people dey dress pass rich ..2.. Na only 4 9ja u see say pple go pay #500 4 cable bt go watch wetin pass wetin pple wen pay #3000 dey watch ..3..Na only 4 9ja u go c say dey de open church lyk phone boot(recharge card buzines) ..4.. Na only 4 9ja dey tk dey sell gun #5000 bullet #30 ..5.. Na only 4 9ja new born baby dey vote 4 election u cn imagine ..6.. Na only 4 9ja persn go go ghana pple 4 area go dey xpect millions ..7.. Na 9ja ni get d highest numba of church nd d highest numba of unemployed citizen ..8..Na only 4 9ja u go c persn dress lik lil wayne he pam or shoe bad 4 road he go beg u 4 #10 2 amend am ..9..Na only 9ja ni gal go dey carry traveling bag dey go class(uni) wetin dey inside ..10..Na only 9ja ni actors go dey act richmen bt u go enta bus u go c dat same actor dey drag change wit conductor..11..Na only 9ja u go c musician off mic dey sing 4 stage..12..Na only 9ja u go c persn dey drink 2crate of beer wen nr buy wit he money ..13..Na only 9ja u go c persn go dey stro he c party wen dey nr invite am he go enta..14..Na only 9ja u go c persn get 5 cars 4 rented apartment ..15..Na only 9ja u go c persn soak gari put tooth pick 4 mouth ..16..Na only 9ja gal go dress finish wen u pull ha skirt or trouser mke u weep u go c dirty pant(kpata)..17..Na only 9ja u go c one particular site wen dey talk bwt garri frm morning - evening...Am tired mehn...

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Politics › Re: Picture Of President Jonathan In Aso Rock Villa by Bryancrox(m): 9:42pm On Jan 26, 2013

God help me,nepa take our light ni i say make i enta nairaland cor chill so i dor read enuf rubbish comment my eyes dor even dey turn me,i need 2 soak sm garri half basket wil b enuf bt i need fish...Seriously u guys should stop hating our president cos d more u hate d more is going higher_GUD9T.

Romance › Re: Husbands In The Kitchen- What's Your Take? by Bryancrox(m): 12:03am On Jan 26, 2013

Dere is no big deal in helpin ur wife in d kitchen,i tink is even romantic but d only tyn dat wil mke me help my wife in d kitchen is wen am sex hungry i wil jx drop wateva is in hand @ dat moment nd ve a quick sex wit her...We call it (quickie) i dnt mind d soup burning_u knw say money nor b problem

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Celebrities › Re: May D Welcomes A Baby Boy by Bryancrox(m): 11:11pm On Jan 24, 2013

Ehn ehn,so MAY D knw how to straf...Na wha oo

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Romance › Re: What Do You Like Doing On A First Date? by Bryancrox(m): 9:33pm On Jan 22, 2013

Afta finish watchin sm romantic movies i wil buy her malt nd mix it wit maggi...U guys knw d nxt move nah

TV/Movies › Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by Bryancrox(m): 10:50pm On Jan 12, 2013

SUPER STORYSUPER STORYSUPER STORY

Politics › Re: The Most Respected & Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently by Bryancrox(m): 12:30am On Jan 06, 2013

CHIEF JAMES ONANEFE IBORI

Politics › Re: Jonathan Agrees To Reverse N5000 Note Plan by Bryancrox(m): 11:42pm On Sep 19, 2012

OMGosh its nt eazy 2 rule NIGERIA...Som pple realy nyd 2 b educated on political matters,som pple in dis forum can write bt can't read nd undastand.,insultin d president 4 reversin his decision is nt d best option u guys shld gv him suport.Dis is d true definition of DEMOCRACY...thumbs up Mr President

Music/Radio › Re: Timaya - Bum Bum [video] + Download by Bryancrox(m): 8:57am On Sep 12, 2012

Fhemmmy: Song makes no sense, video: Quality = Bad ; Creativity = Nothing to write home about ; clarity = NIL . . . In all, i see nothing to the video . . . But lemme just go back to selling my cars and Technologies.

mumu party jam dey mke sense,whch technology ni u dey 5n 4 d video...think b4 mkin coment.

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Hospitalized In Germany by Bryancrox(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2012

Bryancrox: WHAT WIL 9ja musicians b doin if dey whr nt into music? Dis my list if nt 4 music W4 go dey sell rat poison...if nt 4 music GOLDIE 4 b witch...if nt 4 music JAYWON go dey hawk Gala...if nt 4 music IDRIS go dey sell Tea...If nt 4 music KSB 4 get provision store...if nt 4 music 2FACE 4 get barbin salon...if nt 4 music Banky W 4 dey hawk news paper...if nt 4 music FLAVOUR 4 Dey pirate CD 4 alaba...if nt 4 music ELDEE 4 b Danfo Driver...Davido wil b a secondary skol prefect if nt 4 music...Dbanj would ve been a yahoo boi if nt 4 music...Timaya a hardin criminal...plz u guys shld say urs

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Hospitalized In Germany by Bryancrox(m): 7:58am On Sep 03, 2012

u guys shld b mature 4 once..,pray 4 ha quick recovery,stop all dis insult.,nobody is perfect,wen u enta u go knw say he nr eazy

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