Chxta:

Gosh are you going to be the same here!

Bubus, the same, yesterday, today and forever!!
I offered a solution. Albeit something different. It might actually work.

I was kidding too, I only date mixed race, non-nigerians.

somegirl:

@Bubus: Your self-descripion was great, up to this point:

Probably, too good to be true anyway! Don't you know that I just want to marry you, chop your pounds, euros, dollars, swiss francs etc., get US citizenship and --- DIVORCE! Ooops --- Will ANYBODY in here still consider dating me, now that my plot is out in the open?

We are incompatible.

somegirl:

@Bubus: Do you have money and a US passport?

I have money (euros, pounds, dollars, Swiss francs). I ball big. I have a swiss passport.
A house in Fauog, by Lake Murten. An appartment in NY, Manhattan. A house in Lekki and developing a plot in Abuja.
No kids, no wife. I'm not looking for wife either. Just wanna switch my chics like I do my underwear.

It looks like the same type of weed is available in PH ^^

I'm sugar daddy level. As per all paid up and nice.
I already have a stable of sugar babies, but I'm fina overhaul my harem. Need some fresh blood.
Holla at a nigga, this is a limited time offer.

somegirl:

Girls are not the only ones who ask for credit and then do not call you (i.e. they are calling somebody else). Girls are also not the only ones who ask for cash but rarely can afford to make you a gift. Some guys do it as well! But no man is going to chop MY money again.

Buhahahahaha, so some dude was mooching off you while you were dreamily in love??
Damn, they don't make girls like you anymore? Wanna date?

Check Your Friggin PM!!

aloib:

CYPM , between welcome to Nairaland

aloib:

Buhahaha, ok fine. I'll send you credit. CYPM.

Drive that woman away before she gives him some STD.
How can you stay married to a slut? Like what is so good about the sex?
Anyway sha, maybe the guy ain't that good with his business and woman has to make up for it with external oko.

EmemJU:

They are not blood relations, so incest is ruled out. But the relationship just does not look nice.

How?

aloib:

hahahaha, ohh that wa what u meant, lol i was thinking of all dse them forwarded texts that one million people would ave sent u, lol

can u get credit for me, another cool one, lol

The thread said 'lovely txt messages' not annoying ones.

Kajiang02:

this r signs of d end time, i think its nw time we adjusted our ways and turn out 2 b good, we just need 2 b at very best state of d heart & b truthful 2 ourselves and evry round us.
Sin less,pray more,give more,no cheating,no fightin,no immoral sex,no away matches,no adultery,no bjs,, al b good.

Buhahaha, you gotta love naija's. Someone had to drag bolaji into this.

My own be say, the weed in warri must be some good shit sha. They prolly need to circulate it more, will stop the fighting.

aloib:

hmmm three quarter of most texts i get are way more than 160,

Concactenated txt messages, I guess. Waste of time.
Only interesting txt message that can be sent by a girl: "Can I come over now?"

Desperation is a byotch!!
You apparently don't know what you want. You are willing to settle down with the next thing that proposes to you and looks remotely like a man.
Carry on, I ain't mad at you.

Linux program doesn't talk.
Gosh isn't english language a pre-requisite nowadays?

Go to court and swear an affidavit to change your birthdate.
Voila, problem solved! Don't forget to moon ya astrologer dad once you are done.

LOL @ ppl typing messages obviously longer than 160 characters. Comprehension is a skill in short supply.
This is all some corny $#!+ though.

Buhahaha, which kind weed wey dey smoke for warri nowadays?

Look at all these ppl spitting 'tax', 'recovery', 'business environment' etc at sharon.
Sharon wan do small buy-and-sell like she dey do for naija. LOL.

Seun:

He has already paid the money. Why don't you try reading previous posts before commenting?

My bad, the thread is old. Why don't you close it? The issue is resolved.

Beware of 419

Buy her credit. Stop being frigging stingy.
Except she doesn't call you, in that case, ask her to go get credit from the guys she calls.

Pay the damn thing. Like you haven't done it before! See this man, tryna act all self righteous and stuff.

Tell him to carry on. Any reason not to pursue his attraction to the lady in question is at best silly.
Genetics can explain the attraction.
Please carry on. You have my permission.

There is nothing you can do about it. Your bro doesn't give a $#!+ about your stupid stories. He just wants a piece of it. He gets it and he is off. You cannot control other ppl, just yourself. So sit back and let things go smoothly. Don't go acting cockblocker like you are tempted to act. Your best friend is prolly attracted to your brother for the same reasons that she is your friend. So live with it and freaking move on. Get a second bestfriend.

When they said "ignorance is bliss", they meant it for this particular situation that you find yourself. , and you had to go snooping. Now see what quandary you have put yourself in with all the information you have gathered?

Now there is no way all this will end without your feeling a degree of guilt.

I don't pity you. Bear your own freaking cross. Go tell ya mama what ya papa has been up to. Become the evil child.

Your case is finished.
Your wife will leave.
Your girlfriend will stop liking you because you are no longer married, hence no longer desirable
Your employers will fire you because you will become depressed and less productive

That is the truth. Nothing can save you now.

Unless you send me your wife's number, let me talk to her for you.