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WATS SO SPECTACULAR ABOUT A PLANE LANDING IN AN AIRPORT

chukwuibuipob:
sorry! i dnt do kiddis thing.Look for ur mate

UR RIGHT, I SHOULD LOOK 4 MY MATES. MY MISTAKE

chukwuibuipob:
kids.Nowadays kids.All dey sabi nah indomie.Eat amala plus abula/assorted meat(Bush /goat meat).They shud flog the banned spirit comot from their weak head

LETS HEAR HIS REASONS FIRST B4 CRUCIFYING HIM. U NEVA NO WAT U MAY LEARN.

ImperialYoruba:
A Presidency for Buhari in 2019, is a Presidency for Yoruba in 2023!

LOL, COME 2023 I FEEL SO SORRY MANY YORUBA PPLE

Olalan:
She's 47 yet still dragging slaying position and status with under 30 yrs ladies......

ATLEAST SHES BEING HONEST WITH HER AGE

CreepyBlackpool:
Its a lie!!!!

this is all PDP and IPOB propaganda.

boko haram has been technically and spiritually defeated.

sai baba!




seriously its not easy being a zombie

LOL BROS U NO WELL

Racoon:
The northern elites have started feeling the heat.It will only get messier.The monster they created is visiting with karma.

I WISH IT WAS A RELATIVE OF THE GOVERNOR, INSTEAD OF HIS SECURITY PERSONNEL

EbukaHades10:
Those boobs are doing "magical" things in my shorts.

BROS U LACK TASTE

FUNNY BUT CREATIVE

yjgm:
This thing happen every yuletide season and they won't do much about it. Maybe , just maybe there is something they gain from it.

U MAY NOT BE FAR FROM THE TRUTH

Spy360:
it's in lower case.

AM NOT SURE IF I UNDERSTAND U

Spy360:
obviously you stole the moniker...

Y WILL I DO DAT

TheCongo2:
What was your story of you don't mind me asking. Please kill the CAPS.

FUNNY STORY. MY RELATIONS WIFE CALLED ME ASKING 4 FINANCIAL HELP. BASE ON RELATION ISSUE, I DIDNT BOTHER 2 CHECK HER STORY OR CALL D HUSBAND 2 VERFIY IF ITS OK WITH HIM. I WILL JUST SEND MONEY 2 HER. AS TIME WENT ON, SHE WILL CALL ONCE IN AWHILE ASKING 4 FINANICAL HELP. I DIDNT NO SHE WAS LYING 2 ME, UNTIL ONE DAY MY RELATION CALLED ME N ASK WE HAVE A PRIVATE CHAT. WEN I WENT 2 C HIM. D GUY NOW TOLD ME HOW DIS WOMAN WAS CHEATING ON HIM, N ALL D WHILE SHE WAS USING ME AS A PAWN. SHE WILL COLLECT MONEY FROM HER LOVER N SAY I WAS D ONE DAT SENT IT 2 HER. HONESTLY IF IT WASNT DAT WE WERE RELATED, D GUY WOULD HAD KILLED ME DER. MY HUMBLE OPINION IF WANT 2 HELP A MARRIED WOMAN, PLZ ASK 4 PREMISSION FROM HER HUSBAND. SOME WOMEN CAN PUT U IN SERIOUS TROUBLE. DATS D SUMMARY OF MY STORY. N SORRY I LIKE USING CAPS.

alimaa:
I have a very close friend who has been like a brother to me right from our days in the university, we also worship in the same church, he was my best man when I wedded a few years ago. He got married this year and after the wedding things were not rosy for them the following month and I gave my little assistance as a friend. Around July this year his sister had a life threatening ailment and when he reached out to me I quickly responded with something meaningful. After some weeks his wife told me she was sick when we met in church, I quickly went to an ATM, made withdrawal and gave her money to buy drugs since her husband who happens to be my friend was not in town.

The irony of the whole thing now is
that my friend's wife now thinks that I am Father Christmas and now calls and sends texts requesting for money to take care of her antenatal drugs but I have refused to help because I believe it is wrong and she keeps pestering me.

Please what is your advice?

BROS FLEE OOO, AM TELLING U DIS COS SAME HAPPENED 2 ME. IF SATAN WANT CAUSE WAHALA U WOUNLDNT C IT COMING. PREFERABLY, CONTACT D HUSBAND B4 SENDING ANYTHING 2 HER. OR ELSE D NEXT STORY WILL DEFINIETLY TOUCH D HEART

VERY CLEAN. V6??

APART FROM GEAR, D OWNER LACKS MAINTAINANCE CULTURE.

MAY GOD GIVE DEM GRACE N WISDOM 2 START ALL OVER AGAIN. AMEN

buske:
Hello guys...

Please who has this type of 2005 corolla sportivo for sale... I need it.

very nice

kahal29:
But if it were the other way round you would have been happy

CORRUPTION MAY HAVE REDUCED IN DIS GOVT, BUT MANY WILL VOTE DEM OUT COS DER POOR MISMANAGEMENT OF SECURITY, TRIBAL N RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS

NaijaRoyalty:
Match that he didn't watch

LIKE SERIOUSLY?, DIS THING 4 900K.

stonemasonn:
Haba! biafra did not start during Regional government nah. I thought Gowon was the military head of state.

PLZ ENLIGHTEN D JACKASS

ikevictor:
People set themselves up for epic failure when they think their perceptions are best and cast on stone.

She may not be good looking - to you...but she's actually a rare angel to me ...especially for being original.

If I were single, I would even pay her my 2 months allowee just to hang out with her.

ENJOY

ikevictor:
Nice set of ideas...

Nothing wrong with it...

Just be sure that's all you are...

BY D TIME SHE REACHES 60 OR 70, SHE WOULD HAVE REALIZED HOW FOOLISH SHE IS.

vikkimimi:
To nairaland guys
This is your portion
Amen

THANK GOD AM HAPPILY MARRIED.

yarimo:
but UWAZURIKE knows something about IGBO, when he said IGBO is the most FOOLISH tribe in the world abi?

4 A NORTHERN AM SURPRISED UR FILLED LIES

SBG04:
Oga please shut your mouth and cover your head in shame!
Tribe of deceitful idiots!
That's why the highest population of criminals in South African, Thailand, Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Sri Lanka, and even Kenyan Jails, is made up of criminal Igbos. Bad and deceitful people. Can anything good come from an Igbo man apart from fraud and deceit? I doubt it!

SINCE WEN DID IGBOS START BEARING D NAME SEGUN

ONE OF D FEW THINGS I ADMIRE ABOUT FASHOLA IS HIS BODY STATUE. UNLIKE SOME POT BELLY MONSTERS DAT CALL DEMSELVES MINISTERS

yarimo:
The real IGBO elder Statesman has spoken Lobatan.

MY FRIEND, A FRIENDLY ADVICE, SHUT UR SAFETY PIT COS U NO NOTHING ABOUT IGBO PPLE

I WONDER WEN MOST NIGERIAN WOMEN WILL STOP USING 2 MUCH MAKEUP N USE DER NATURAL GOD GIVEN BEAUTY.

MARRIAGE HASNT CHANGE HER AT ALL. DATS IF WAT SHE HAS IS A MARRIAGE

Throwback:
By what authority is the army operating outside of their barracks?

Who gave them the order to march on a police station and an institution of the civil state without any Martial law or State of Emergency in existence?

Worse still, it would not surprise me that these army men are not even Military Police.

As usual, this inter force madness will consume lives like it happened in Badagry, yet nothing will change, nobody will be punished.

The illegalities of the military still continues 19yrs into our democracy.

THOUGH I DONT SUPPORT DOING THINGS ABOVE D LAW, BUT MOST POLICE PERSONNEL ONLY UNDERSTAND D WORD, BRUTE FORCE. 90% OF D PERSONEL IN PH R DEMONS IN HUMAN FLESH