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Obaofpigs:
Are you saying Tinubu put more food in the belly of NIGERIANS? ..

Under BUHARI, Yoruba that supported him didn't sing Ebin pa wa?

So your Answer is in the slogan..

Ebin pa wa..!

I wonder why you'd think I said what you think I said when it's obvious I must have heard what people said under Buhari and what is being said under Tinubu.

Funny thing is, after Tinubu's term ends and someone else takes over and things get even worse, they'd forget that ebi npa wọn, and be here claiming Tinubu was a Messiah compared just as Buhari is now become a saint.

I don't think most Nigerians care about which of them is more intelligent. Most are more concerned with who put the most food in their belly.

Permission to borrow for here please.

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Everything you plant will grow a thousand fold.

For inspiration.

AfroBeatDiary:
Today makes it exactly 59th day after planting this corn. The purpose is to use it raise commercial bird towards the end of the year.

After harvesting, I will be planting soybeans which is another important and expensive raw material to raise bird.

You will recall that I made a thread earlier on how caterpillar attack the corn but turnout fine after applying pesticides which ofcourse involves crop production in this link and how I have laboured tirelessly to raise capital and loans, the SMEDAN loan ought to be a lifeline but only turn out to be an #audioloan and sterling bank ain't saying anything further on it audio loan but here we are 59th day.

alphaNomega:
you still don't get it.

Please keep believing I don't get it. Please do.

alphaNomega:
In Nigeria, criminals do not have to be smart. they use brute force. do you know how many people were murdered trying to do the right thing in this past election? same court system that they have over run? bro, there are some things you will not understand today and by the time you do, you are going to create a new profile out of shame and express your regrets.

You keep telling yourself this alpha till omega comes. Then come crying about sawdust expecting mercy87 from me.

mercy87:
For the people telling him to try sawdust and all that, what if he truly doesn't have any money, how do you expect him to feel with such responses? Its enough to drive him to tears and despair. You people should have a bit of empathy. Let's try to be humane.

Mercy, do you really think I give a flying fuq if jmoore dies of a lack of gari?

Humane is what we were being when we told people to use their pvc wisely. They told us to stop being obidient then and they are now reaping what they sowed while lying that their pvc did not matter.

Jmoore, sawdust!

alphaNomega:
baba, there is nothing like intelligent rigging.

If everybody votes Mr. A and the criminals want Mr. B, on the day of results announcement, Mr. B will be declared the winner.

This is what I would want you to believe so you don't bother voting for my opponent. Then when I'm declared the winner and you contest it in court, I can show you all those pvcs that were voted for me while people like you didn't even bother.

A wise Achebe wrote that the hunter has learnt to shoot without missing. He did not say the bird should give up and die, but should otherwise learn to fly without perching.

If the criminals are as smart as you claim, then I should work harder to be smarter.

RealSean:
I understand you perfectly now my bro. God will bless you for wanting a good Nigeria.

I love you!

Everlastingson:
Sawdust is wood. You must be kidding me. Are you an animal that eats sawdust? Wonders shall never cease!

Did you hear me cry that I don't have gari or that I am hungry?

Perhaps read the thread so people don't think you are the animal here.

alphaNomega:
my riend please die this pvc talk.

the only purpose of a PVC is to make people "feel" like they voted whereas in reality, their so-called vote did not matter one bit.

This is what I would want you who would not vote for me to believe. Meanwhile, I tell those who would vote for me to get their pvc early. That way, while you are sitting there claiming your pvc is useless, I get more votes and win the election and get to rule over you.

I call it, intelligent rigging. Though much more than just that is required, as you might note from my recent loss.

Fgovernor:
Majority of us lives in rented apartments.
Please understand, things are getting ugly because we allow tribalism to eat deep,now everyone dey feel the pain, Fulani herdsmen killing farmers in the south, bandits and Boko Haram in the north, governors demolishing businesses forcing more people into crime.
Is this how you predicted Nigeria to be in the future?

Read my response to the person before you where I say were I plant tomatoes on the window sill.

The point is, farming does not necessarily need to be crops. With some imagination, some are planting actual money.

As for predicting how Nigeria would be in the future, yes, I predicted this future when Shehu Shagari won his second term. Despite knowing there was no way Awolowo could win, it was obvious that how we were going then would lead to where we are now.

And not to claim that I am any good at predicting futures, but I predict here now that anyone who thinks it is bad now does not realise how much worse its going to unfortunately get.

RealSean:
lol what do you mean? Tribalism and sentiments didn't allow some of you vote for the man eager to change Nigeria for the best, then you all voted for Mr Emilokan and now want everyone to be a farmer because it happens that way in other countries? Funny people.

I think you need to think a bit more about what you read and separate what you think you read from what I am saying.

I am from Osun State. My candidate lost the election. And in the other country where I sometimes live, I plant tomatoes on the window sill.

Fgovernor:
Are you going to start subsistence farming as a tenant.

I started subsistence farming as a tenant. Our landlord was Igbo, so I paid him for use of his land with free access to my ugwu that I grew on his land.

It all depends on the amount of land you rent and your relationship with your landlord and how wise hunger makes you.

bixton:
Yeah, we pray.
But whatever little space of land we might have within our environment we just have to plant/farm some of these food crops.

Were you my mother's child by any chance?

I ask because you are repeating what she taught me, apart from the pray bit.

RealSean:
do you know how unintelligent you sound? So now everyone should be a farmer in Nigeria to make ends meet? Call a spade a spade.

Don't you think you ought to do whatever needs doing to make your ends meet if they don't meet already?

No, everyone shouldn't need to be a farmer to make their ends meet. There's lots of people here not crying about gari because their ends meet already. But if your ends so don't meet that you need to be crying here about gari, then farming is an option, along with yahooism or ashewo or selling your organs or robbery.

And if you survive till the next election, consider using your pvc much more intelligently than you did in the past.

bixton:
I guess we will have to brace up.
Some of us will have to make farming a hobby to meet certain needs. Some of us will require bulk capital to go into large scale farming.

That's what ma called it, a hobby. Funny thing was, from small cassava grown on the small patches of fertile land around the house, we'd get gari and fufu, and the maize we grew provided us with ogi. She even made us create a fence with bitter leave to stop people from stealing our ugwu. And our biscuits were pawpaw.

We didn't feed the nation, but we didn't need to consider sawdust neither.

masui:
Your own pass APC levels.

I single handedly elected the Agbadorian.

wrongman665:
wl fulani people alow him to farm?

As in, will Fulani allow him to plant a few cassava plants in his compound?

I should think so, because if Fulani was his problem, gari most likely wouldn't be his problem.

Incidentally, in my own Osun State where I grew my own cassava, Fulani was not my problem. My problem was the lazy fuqs of my own village who watched me go farm everyday while they sat drinking "owo kami" (Kami money), and then go harvest my cassava behind my back when it's ready.

Kami was the state rep or something, outside whose house they sat all day going "rankadede" or its Yoruba equivalent so Kami could give them 20k. There was no way they were going to give that up for the fraction of it I'd pay if they came and grew cassava with me.

CharleyBright:
Tinubu should open borders and flood the market with foodstuff from neighbouring countries.
Make Nigerians no come die of hunger.

Yeah, Tinubu should open borders so the hard working farmers in other countries can flood the market with the produce of their hard work so we can eat what we have not sown. We after all owe it to those countries across the border to create employment for them so we don't die of hunger.

It's not as if unemployment has killed anyone yet, and who cares about sweating!

Konkoja:
https://youtube.com/shorts/3qdJD0IbFh0?si=bOyHScgZ8A0vorSp


Trump 😁😀😀. What a charlatan!

Na. Dump never said lock her up like a million times.

maasoap:
Sarcasm. Okay


You guys should quit this line of thinking, it is a dumb way to make an argument

Why? Is it bad advice to grow your own cassava and make your own gari? I wasn't after all arguing, though I might just start now.

Guess you never had my poor mother and her 5 kids with bras to buy and school fees to pay. If you had, and didn't want to eat sawdust, I'm certain you'd see my advice as good.

OneCandleAway:
Lol

We need to learn to criticise our leaders even if they are from our tribe

But jmoore is not my leader, nor do I know his tribe, and nor has he done anything for me to criticise him for.

Tinubu, on the other hand, is from my tribe.

Have you tried sawdust? It's free from the sawmill or 50 Naira per garawa depending on the wood quality.

Alternatively, grow your own cassava and make your own gari.

2aces:
Benefits of marrying into influence, men train you daughters as well as you do your son's.

Benefits of being trained well.

Sounds like they were assassinated.

I dare anyone to mention Fulani!

Perhaps guys shouldn't keep disturbing this very smart girl so she doesn't need to be wicked to them.

ivandragon:
Increased taxes loading.

But they are trying to lube it up by introducing it gradually before ramming it in while giggling at the pain and inconvenience.

They will keep telling you to endure the pain while they jerk off to ecstasy. When you complain, they say it is for your own good.

If your complaints get too much, they bring thier social media 1diots to raise political and religious discord. If that fails, they play the racist card because that one definitely gets everyone raging mad.

Then the social media 1diots get their reward which is some drops of the ejaculated waste filled with vile and hatred to quench thier own thirst while mocking those who are simply asking for the pain to stop and be given some water.

Well, isn't this what the majority voted for?

Omofaye99:
Agreed republicans rarely do protests, ...

Except on Jan6, and when they march chanting about those they fear would replace them.

basilico:
As for you , you dont listen to the other side critically because someone else has thought on your behalf.

Yet, here's me watching maga Newsmax where they are showing lawmakers probe Garland, and I watch Infowars just to see what conspiracy you'd come up with next.

feedthenation:
---Trump's nairaland Joseph Goebbels (Basilico) will ignore and spin this message about Trump cognitive issues---but rather focus on half-truths about how much was raised in donations since after his jury conviction---

I have not come across a worse waster of time and liar than him.

basilico:
Like a true hypocrite. You never get specific. What proven lie did she state yesterday?

Like you, everything she said was lies.