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adeekiti:
aunty Atakechest is the meaning sir

Lol, I still don't get. You mean small breasts?

Lol, police go really investigate that money discreetly .

KingTom:
Please what is the title of the film?

Lol, I swear, e fit be that naughty auto-correct.

LMAO @ strong third class

Yeah, the same way interviews turn you on.

Obi901:
For the members of ECK there are discourses to help you to another stage of understanding yourself spiritually. But the greatest unfoldment comes not through the books, discourses, or talks that happen on the outer side, in the physical world. The greatest unfoldment happens on the inner planes, in your dream worlds, through your intuition, through nudges, and sometimes more directly through visions and Soul Travel.
. These are Divine Spirit's way of helping you. This is how the Mahanta works.
. The Mahanta works to help you, to lift you, so you can understand why you're even in this life and why it pays to go on, because some days it seems almost impossible. You wonder, Why bother? Well, bother.


Sri Harold Klemp
The Mahanta the Living ECK Master
How to survive spiritually in Our Times

Bros I dey feel you.

Always psyched to read your posts in my feed.

adeekiti:
Aunty agbaya wey dey carry toy

Lol, wetin be agbaya?

I don't know who Twaci is, as I type this, but I vote her because of this comment I read here

I vote TWACI
Cc NLJega

Now let's go find out who she is.

bjdon:
Maybe she wants to offer him 'something' more than money.

Like The Gospel?

nwaanambra1:
LESS THAN 8 DAYS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE IN YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. SAVE THIS COMMENT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.

I am ALWAYS on my best behaviour...

Lol, right now we're practicing a little something called democracy.

His days of tyranny are over.

I dare say that HE is the one who has to be on his best behaviour, going forward...

Everyone is watching him with hawk eyes, through the lens of his precedent.

Boss13:
I understand D'Banj - trying to break into the American market since 700AD. Stella, I do not understand.

Could you guys just chill.

So if people around them are having fun, they should just go and die abi.

Almost ALL the things you do today were not originally part of 'your' culture...

ElFenomeno1:
This is the sort of nonsense I have been talking about for ages..... The need for this forum owner to start vetting posts and expunging dumb, daft and dim-witted posts with brainless forumite[/b]s, in some cases, deleting their accounts totally!

Seun, please take note.... [b]This fu.....cking vacuous troglodyte I quoted above does not deserve to be a member of this forum!

Please start doing something about oxyfuc...ktards like him / her.

And you, yourself would be given a big, shinny medal.

Clap for yourself.

nwaanambra1:
u wanted to be funny but u just made a big fool of yourself. pls don't joke or be stupid when it comes to our president - he is one person we and by 'we' i mean 85% of Nigerians don't accommodate stvpid jokes or jabs on his personality or his family.

pls dont make that mistake again.

MODS DO KINDLY HIDE THAT STVPID POST AND ANY QUOTE REFERENCING IT - INCLUDING MINE. SEUN BE CAREFUL THE KIND OF SH1T YOU LET FLY ON YOUR SITE - THERE MIGHT BE A DAY OF RECKONING. THIS INCOMING GOVT IS VERY STRICT ON DISCIPLINE PLS DONT BE FOUND WANTING.

Go and sit down.

He should kwom and show us his cefitikate

Even Obama, Bush, etc are/were juicy targets for comedians.

People dey even use Illuminati joke sef, e come be oga Buhari.

Unmistakable...my niccur is definitely talking about some big, fat, bouncy derrière

Gasout:
You think no wife can do that? I have seen a wife with two kids who served her husband an empty plate that is covered with another plate

Hehehehe

dre11:
Nigerian ladies.........




Can you now see that we guys are faithful
When you compare us to those oyinbos you normally see on TV and wants us to emulate their lifestyles...... Can you see that if we do, then their is tendency that we also take the bad part of them....

Which is what the topic is all about

Why didn't you think it is NG women who are faithful?

Ivory Coast is a bad boy...

kazmanbanjoko:
If you don't like the distracting and annoying SMS from MTN, just text 'stop' to '33111', and they'll instantly reply to you as:
"You will be removed from our campaign database within 24hrs. Thank you"
I have just tried it and it worked.

For where?

I don text that number tire.

In fact, I even went to their office, after I got "..will be removed.." severally, but still no show.

The blessed customer care gentleman even sent the SMS himself and personally promised me 24 hrs.

We'll, it's been 1 year+, and have they stopped?

I just made it less annoying by downloading Clean Inbox from the app store.

Hope yours will work.

Booyakasha:
What that rubberboy does is harder and more beautiful in my opinion.

Well, I am just one person and can only speak for myself.

I respect your opinion.

Now this is what we call talent...no be that rubber-band boy that made fp some days ago.

theSpark:
When we get to this level we'll now have to start begging Nigerians who are not used to constant power to switch off light bulbs before leaving the office.

Lol, if you're using a prepaid meter, na you go dey beg yourself.

You guys should stop complaining already.

Get a laptop, Join Elance, UpWork or Freelancer.

Hustle.

Stop taking them too seriously and they can never annoy you.

Treat ALL of them like your 2-year-old niece.

bebe2:
ahhhhhh, u never hear??

designer watches, perfumes etc, and the guy only ask for yul for e p-rick pishure

and stidgin yul no gree

nai d guy come twitter, con narrate all their secret for public ooo

Lol, so na wetin happen.

The Yul guy come dey form like say the guy just showed up from nowhere.

bebe2:


see gobe,

make yul just return all the gift nahhh

d guy feels used.

this goes for both men and women,

if u r not interested in a person

pls dont accpt their gifts.

Gimme gist abeg...

Lol, so he collected gifts

kennygee:
If to say this guy na Nigerian the police should locate the guy and give him his deserving 14 years?

Lol, I believe he's in Yankee or something.

This on no be anything na. I don sidon ontop gas cylinder write exam before.

Or was it lectures where the hall could only take 1/4 of the students...

amokeme:
Lol... Yoruba women don't take trash! they can display anywhere..
And as for the Chinese man, he try sha.. Even some Nigerian can't speak it like he did

That's not typical of Yoruba women. They're usually sweet and feminine.

This one should be loading Ojuelegba buses.

Lol, that woman sef na confam tout.

Arrest am for wetin?

To impregnate pesin na offence

plaetton:
Isn't it obvious from her use of the word "b1tch" that she already considers the so-called "b1tch" her current or potential rival ?

The op is just using cuny cuny way to announce to the house that she is shagging a Jamaican dude,.. and that it's sweeter than sugar.

Women sef!

Onila isn't shagging anybody. She's our very own resident virgin.

Maybe she's just a lil' jealous that's all.

onila:
yea Caribbean men have that baby mama culture
he actually has a young daughter from some b1tch like that

but apart from that, they are very nice

Lol. He sure treated her like a queen.