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Lol, there's intelligence...and then there is WISDOM.

I read this rather apt statement in an NLers signature, this morning: "Intelligence is knowing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to add it in you fruit-salad"

noperson:
If the payment was made using your paypal account, then the refund will go back to your paypal account and you can transfer to your bank account or credit card using the withdraw. You can also receive payment from other people using your paypal account. All they have to do is pay you via paypal and this money also goes to your paypal account that you can either spend directly suing paypal or withdraw to your bank account or credit card

Nope. The funds return straight to your linked card.

You can't receive. Potential sender get's a message telling him that as well.

We are speaking of NG PP accounts.

naijainfogalery:
Hmmmmmmmm i see scammers everywhere, when a Nigerian man says let us help you withdraw your money, i smell scams

I've used Hisenjos' service once. He is legit.

If he's the one on his Whatsapp pic, he's a respectable-looking, elderly man.

But for my small change, he exchanged for me @ 165 sha .

SLIDEwaxie:
I must to wonder. will I be funding my acc and withdrawing just for the fun of it?

You can't even 'fund' your account so to speak. For each payment, they withdraw directly from your card.

Infohelp:
This is a Tutorial on how you can withdraw your money from paypal here in Nigeria.

Firstly, your paypal account must be linked with your credit/debit card then you can follow the next step. Login to your paypal account and then click on the Withdraw Tab after which you will be shown two options on how to withdraw.
1. Withdraw to a U.S Bank
2. Withdraw to your Credit Card($5 fee)

You should choose the second option but you will be charged $5 which is N850 or more.

How can you withdraw money that can't be deposited in the first place?

I've requested a couple of refunds - which went back into my card. But this one you dey talk, do kindly verify your info.

Defcon1:
Wao! Incredible talent!

Some people like this tend to have a connective tissue disease, most likely Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
This gives them overly elastic skin and joints
Talk about a disadvantage been a blessing

I didn't get the blessing part...

Ranchhoddas:
Please explain your signature.

Think of a rigged/loaded dice.

It's a quote by Rumi, btw.

tpiaT:
and almost always involve the male begging the female to mate with him.

so why are nlers shouting as if they never heard the like or experienced such?

you see what magomago and endless gbeborun does to your cognition?

For your mind...

Going back to the beginning. You think when a real, cave-man Don Corleone, who regularly goes hunting and kills fvcking lions, wildebeests and what have you wants to fvck, he'll start begging some incubator?

Nope.

Women line up to suck his d1ck.

Get your head outta your ass. A man doing anything close to begging is contrary to nature or your supposed 'bird-dance'.

Look closely at how women react to men who have their sh1t together, and get a fine idea of 'how things are done'.

bayocanny:
Make I dey park my belonging, mars is calling

Wouldn't heaven or hell be faster, and cheaper?

Achilies:
Ok.

This may not be an issue to some people, and I must admit at first it was kind of exciting for me. But of late I cannot help to wonder why it is so and what does it signifies

As far back as I can remember, people tend to address me as SIR OR BOSS
And when I say sir, I mean the big mighty dignified Sir.
When I say people I mean every body that come I contact with me. Be it the young and the old, the big and the small, the rich and the poor. I mean everyone even my director refer to me as Oga.

I remember when I accompanied my director to one of the SS government house every body where addressing me with so much respect that my director have to called me aside and asked me how do I do it. At 32 I was made a site manager in one of the biggest and most successful quarry company in the SS and SE regions. And the funny thing is I am not even a graduate.( a fact that only my director knows) but this I think is because of my hard work and sense of reasoning than anything else. But this sir thing is beginning to make me feel old.

now my question is why do people prefer to address me as Sir or boss even when they don't know a thing about me? Even though I am a simple and down to earth kind of guy and how do I stop them from addressing me as sir or Boss.

Thanks in advance for your recommendations.

Hehe, I think for starters, you should start by avoiding eye-contact - at all costs!

Fix your gaze on the ground. Walk with slouched shoulders, and speak with less certainty than you usually do. And if one more person calls you boss, call me bas,tard .



People kinda defer to you because of your carriage. High status apes have certain mannerisms; relaxed as fvck, open body language, eye-contact, and move more confidently, etc.

So even though your boss is 'boss' - in the context of your work environment, his 'croc-brain' which doesn't understand such contexts rightly sees you as the oga-at-the-top.

jayedu108:
Guys pls advise me on what to do cos am getting fed up,my fiancee I notice that most times when we are having sex while trying to penetrate deep down there she pushed me away complaining she is feelin pains down there I have being noticing dis most times while we are having sex,bt when I notice that she is complaining I tried to do it gentle so I won't hurt her.There was a day we were gisiting and I told her that I noticed that anytime we are having sex that she always complain of pains when I try to go deep inside her and she said it cos she hardly have sex most times that wen we are married it will stop but am confused and I dnt want to experience this afta marriage cos soon we would be gettin married.pls advise is there a remedy for this or should I jst wait till afta marriage and see if the pain is gonna stop.

...because she really is feeling pain.

Prolong your pre-intimacy - so she'll get very aroused and well lubricated.

Go to a pharmacy and get Durex Play or K-Y. Your spit sef na lubricant.

freecocoa:
This baby will grow up to be a very funny person.

The facial expressions are priceless.

Can't wait to have a baby.

If you pay me well, I'll donate.

Gifted kids.

Boko Haram...

Emodeee:
No, I mean one man slept with 100 girls? Really!

Dats wah I find hard to believe.

Yeah, I understand.

The first day my cousins told me about Shazam, I couldn't believe it too.

Lol, stay there.

As you dey here dey type, Joy fit dey one sharp guy house dey suck d1ck.

We'll all soon be dead anyway, you had better do what you want to do, now.

Emodeee:
A Guy called on dj xclusive's show on cool fm 96.9 and confessed dat he has slept with 100 girls and he is not yet married. Is dat possible?

Lol @ is it possible.

What's the hard part? You expect his d1ck to fall off?

natas22:
It's spiritual husband its common with very pretty girls and please that girl trusted you with such info to me its not right you uploading on nairaland.

www.

So all these fine oyinbo women no dey get spiritual husband?

jakesund:
Not new...

This is also known as OKUTA (dunno if I actually got the spelling right)

Its just like its cousin TESO who are all related to the legendary MAGUN .

The OKUTA comes in various forms and is always put on women mostly by men with inferiority complex,men who want revenge,insecure men or men who just want to get back at a girl...

One of the various form of the OKUTA makes the girl look monstrous and unattractive no matter how beautiful she is....it virtually makes men just pass by without noticing the babe even if she's got the curves of nikki minaj

Another form makes u just see the girl as your sister...u may like her but you will never just think of banging her even if the father of all konjii catches u.

Another form is the one the OP stated..it drains your glory success and sometimes life-force....make u go from ALIKO DANGOTE to the GEJ TREKKER in a matter of months...


TESO is the one mostly placed on little girls to prevent KONJII DRIVEN GUYS (like most nairaland guys) from having sex with them...so the next time u wanna bangg a chick and your peniiss goes on sabbatical leave know its TESO in action...


PEAcE
Signed by JAKE.

So Jake, that's why the tortoise has a cracked back right?

Beremx:
Nigerians and their hypocrisy! The king of Saudi Arabia is seen in the picture below shaking Mitchell Obama.

What will they say it is,a sin too?

mtscheew!

These Arabs are the worstestest perverts on the planet.

You don't want to know some of the most degrading things they do to/with 'imported' women.

Shaking women should be the least of their problems.

360jamng:
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Hope FREE means free from prosecution too.

I'll turn an int'l weed merchant...then everything else will be added unto me.

Duru009:
Des are chronic lesbian.......

Just pity the man dat will marry des ones. Thy will be sleeping with eachoda under ur noses.....

Lol, so long as her girlfriend meets my taste...I am also a lesbian.

Haters

Although he should afford it, but the bill actually CLEARLY states $1,044 (USD).

Approx. N200K, not one-five.

Lol, so when you finish, you put it in your handbag abi?

If e no be panadol...e no be panadol.

The house ALWAYS wins.

Gotta share this here:


Why Fvck is the Best Word in the English Language...


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fvck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fvck" falls into many grammatical categories.


It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fvcked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fvcked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fvck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fvck),

and adverb (Mary is fvcking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fvck).


It can also be used as an interjection (Fvck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fvck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fvck.


Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:


1. Greetings........."How the fvck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fvcked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fvck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fvcked now."

5. Aggression........."Fvck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fvck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fvck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fvcking shit man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fvck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fvcking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fvck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fvck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fvck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfvcker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fvcking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fvcking asshole."


Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fvck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fvcking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fvck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fvck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fvcking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fvcking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fvcking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fvcking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fvck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fvcking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13


Written by McCutcheon

VintageCocktail:
The mother in law season!!!!!!!

Lol, it's always MIL season...

By their fruits, we shall know them...

Just judge her actions by their effects. Maybe it's smothering love.

Both grandmas had this model. God bless their souls.

But the model no be 1992 bros.