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natas22:
It's spiritual husband its common with very pretty girls and please that girl trusted you with such info to me its not right you uploading on nairaland.

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So all these fine oyinbo women no dey get spiritual husband?

jakesund:
Not new...

This is also known as OKUTA (dunno if I actually got the spelling right)

Its just like its cousin TESO who are all related to the legendary MAGUN .

The OKUTA comes in various forms and is always put on women mostly by men with inferiority complex,men who want revenge,insecure men or men who just want to get back at a girl...

One of the various form of the OKUTA makes the girl look monstrous and unattractive no matter how beautiful she is....it virtually makes men just pass by without noticing the babe even if she's got the curves of nikki minaj

Another form makes u just see the girl as your sister...u may like her but you will never just think of banging her even if the father of all konjii catches u.

Another form is the one the OP stated..it drains your glory success and sometimes life-force....make u go from ALIKO DANGOTE to the GEJ TREKKER in a matter of months...


TESO is the one mostly placed on little girls to prevent KONJII DRIVEN GUYS (like most nairaland guys) from having sex with them...so the next time u wanna bangg a chick and your peniiss goes on sabbatical leave know its TESO in action...


PEAcE
Signed by JAKE.

So Jake, that's why the tortoise has a cracked back right?

Beremx:
Nigerians and their hypocrisy! The king of Saudi Arabia is seen in the picture below shaking Mitchell Obama.

What will they say it is,a sin too?

mtscheew!

These Arabs are the worstestest perverts on the planet.

You don't want to know some of the most degrading things they do to/with 'imported' women.

Shaking women should be the least of their problems.

360jamng:
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I'll turn an int'l weed merchant...then everything else will be added unto me.

Duru009:
Des are chronic lesbian.......

Just pity the man dat will marry des ones. Thy will be sleeping with eachoda under ur noses.....

Lol, so long as her girlfriend meets my taste...I am also a lesbian.

Haters

Although he should afford it, but the bill actually CLEARLY states $1,044 (USD).

Approx. N200K, not one-five.

Lol, so when you finish, you put it in your handbag abi?

If e no be panadol...e no be panadol.

The house ALWAYS wins.

Gotta share this here:


Why Fvck is the Best Word in the English Language...


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fvck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fvck" falls into many grammatical categories.


It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fvcked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fvcked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fvck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fvck),

and adverb (Mary is fvcking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fvck).


It can also be used as an interjection (Fvck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fvck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fvck.


Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:


1. Greetings........."How the fvck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fvcked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fvck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fvcked now."

5. Aggression........."Fvck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fvck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fvck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fvcking shit man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fvck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fvcking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fvck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fvck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fvck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfvcker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fvcking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fvcking asshole."


Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fvck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fvcking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fvck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fvck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fvcking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fvcking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fvcking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fvcking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fvck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fvcking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13


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VintageCocktail:
The mother in law season!!!!!!!

Lol, it's always MIL season...

By their fruits, we shall know them...

Just judge her actions by their effects. Maybe it's smothering love.

Both grandmas had this model. God bless their souls.

But the model no be 1992 bros.

helphelp:
Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Your wife na real badoo...

She wants to destroy ANY seed of 'conspiracy' germinating in Cythia's head .

Cynthia will now feel that gist of any attempt she makes will be passed on to madam.

Women...such innocent-looking Machiavellian, chess-masters!

owobokiri:
Learn what exactly? How to ferry cocain from one side of the US to the other or how to turn a state into a private fiefdom? Pablo Tinubu shouldn't be put up as a vintage stratetigist that should be emulated. This is a runaway rogue. . Moreover cobbling up a crude ethnic alliance against a simple minded president is not rocket science

Sometimes, you remind me of Pro01.

Remember how Mungo Park discovered River Niger and Columbus, America.

You might have already discovered these dudes, but the rest of the world hasn't.

Football scouts travel to discover talents who are already well know within their obscure leagues. That kain thing.

She's still that same sweet, loving supportive girl that you used to know. Those qualities you admire in her, lots of other dudes see them too.

I know this is a hard pill to swallow, at this point, but fvcking some other dude does not diminish her - in any way.


Don't view love and relationships from the traditional lenses of fidelity and monogamy. We really are more polyamorous than anything else. In fact, you now have a front-row experience.

I don't care what woman it is, but if she's in a situation where she won't be judged negatively, and there's a chance of sleeping with another man she finds really attractive, her chances of going ahead are very high.


She just did what most women would do, given the circumstances, and this does not make her a bad person. Or the girls who acted otherwise better.

Even, she has the right to date anyone she likes, other than you. It's her life.

If you accept things the way they really are, or tend to be. You will have more peace of mind, and save yourself from high BP.

Ignore anything that doesn't move the interaction in the direction you want.

Whatever your response/nonresponse is, the main thing is that you're not 'affected'.


Women will usually say/do little things to mess with you, sometimes.

And the more unaffected you are, the more she gets really moist for you where the sun don't shine.

If she gets really annoying though, you know what to do.

You know.

Just feign disappointment, but accept it.

She's kinda grown now. And really, you can't change her.

You most likely began watching porn, yourself, way earlier than 20.

I rumbled with an 'arranged' female footballer once.

Not a nice tale.

Kingsley1000:
:Ppardon my gramnatical blunder if you spot any,i know we have many error detectors here*pls this is not a fiction,it happened to me couple of months back

Am one of those students that detest residing in the school hostel,because of the infernal noise,theft and contagious environment,i love privacy..since my year1 i've changed couple of lodges,the last one i packed in last month unlike the former ones,it's boring as most of the students there are girls,no gymnasium,no field for football.There's this lady next door to mine,in yr3 she should be in late 20s,i abet her in most of her assisnment and termpaper using my pc..we're not age mates but due to my level still get my maximum respect..the sex thing ensued the day i brought my generator from the mechanic shop,she stays in my room upto 11pm charging her phone and watching telly.One fateful night it happend,and ever since then,we've been banging every time..i told one of my friends,he said
''the way am wasting my akamu,it might not be able to replenish,the resultant effect is that it can deter one's ability to perform during marital stage''

Am a doctor...

Not really. But the doctors, lawyers, ceos and pimps are probably all gone now.

Na mechanic, shoemaker and goat-herders remain. In fact, you fit soon begin dey shoot BLANK.

I kid, I kid. Na witch-doctor I be.

Fire dey go. Your body produces a gazillion sperm cells EVERY day.

And the supply exceeds the demand.

TDonald:
No. 6 : She's a Gold digger

Yeah, and you don't judge girls for being fat or ugly...

Fvcking your relatives isn't wrong. It's retarded, well cos you're going to 'begat' retarded cyclops.

Jeez, what's the plural of cyclops? Cyclopsii??

I'll stop assuming

Airforce1:
power of pucci


I wonder why some women complain of been broke when they have the tools in between there legs to better their lives

Bimbo congrats

You used your nature given Pucci well

You think say e dey easy to get better customer?

torontoboy:
#Meninist

Hehehehehe....

That's a new one.

egbedore:
#help. I am presently in dare need of a strong litigation lawyer,probably a SAN as the opposition has bluntly refused to follow the written judgement. I am presently watching "Disney Junior" against my wish of seeing the news. Remote control has been hidden and wifey has decided to camp with the opposition! NLders help!

Lol I was about to say they'd never honour the agreement

$20m? Hell yes!

Then I'll use $1m and contract 20 snipers...

Full-on chyke you? Never gonna happen.

She'd rather fall on your d1ck by accident than do that.

Women are not that confident.