₦airaland Forum

retsonbiz:
Hmmmmmm,

You spent all the Energy peddling lies and are wondering why I am flogging your lies?

Damage Limitation? gosh, Buhari is President, Aisha is First Lady. What damage am I limiting? oh that She is wearing a N10m Watch like you insinuated? Haba guy, I think you do not know the General. With time you will.

Point of Correction, Are You aware that General M Buhari is a Marxist, A Socialist and a Nationalist? If you know you will not begin to think that wearing Replica will be an issue within the family.

Guys continue to be silly in your projection of her Wristwatch. Tomorrow it should be Headgear and Next will be her Shoes. I bet you will get to her cream soon.

SATANIST AND TANIODS.......Opposition is Hard. We Know......Been There!

Lol, no be only communist. Na him be Karl Max and Lenin.

Wait until he declares assets of N500m. By then you'll of course find another defence

Is Basketmouth the new IGP?

SuperSuave:
why is op complaining unnecessarily Gej and other administrations must have done something worse or similar so why is it now that you are complaining how many choppers you wan make them use sef(considering security)

GEJ is not the standard.

Lol, Pres. Buhari might not even be aware as someone said.

I think they should all go by air as much as possible.

mizjules:
Smh. People that judge by what other people wear. So he's dressing now shows he's really poor and not up to standard! You expect him to put on suit 247 to show he is rich and well to do right?
Tsk...Nigerians and their thinking mentality sef

Lol or agbada.

ratatis:
Fine, Bro! Nothing out of the ordinary.
And you?

Doing great my man.

Am really beginning to like this woman...

ratatis:
Ha haa ha!
Your concept of "time" is different, so you can't see things the way OP & others see them.

Ratatis my man. Wassup?

Yeah right.

All these only started happening yesterday.

Ehhh ya, very happy for him.

atilla:
I won't be surprised if Timaya does the same to his own guys now. He comes off as a very arrogant guy. I'm his no 1 fan but d day I met him he acted like he couldn't even shake me and did his face like I smelt or I was dirty. I was really really surprised.

Lol, there's the man, and there's the artiste...

You met the man.

Silvofitz:
The man died in active service.

Lol, for Queen and Country...

Lol, i hope both of them have a very strong vibration function...

lekiano:
i live and work in Ibadan, 34yrs, dark in complexion. i would love to hook up wit a working class lady in Ibadan and its environs. my cell no is 08121268531, my pin 2be08674. i'm Tunde.

Almost yabbed you...

Install Badoo and Tinder apps on your phone. Both show you chics in your location.

Go out too.

emmboy:
Thanks Budhapalm. But what do you expect after waiting for like one week that I must have called her and she doesn't reply the call and she comes online and doesn't even bother saying HI to you. Check that out.

Lol @ Check that out

I understand where your are coming from, but your giving her space for 1 week is like carrying umbrella - after rain don beat you .

Water don already pass garri...your action of ignoring her is in reaction to her blanking you.

It should be a natural part of your behaviour from the get go.

Women don't get excited about guys who are too excited about them.

Like your mum

dovelike:
Couples,is it Ok if your spouse ask for a 3some with another party? Do you view it as cheating too or adultery? Remember,you are participating too. You+your spouse+someonehot?

Your ideas please.

Just forget the labels. If YOU are comfortable with it, have fun.

Every other girl will react to you this same way, given the circumstances.

Right now, you are CHASING her TOO MUCH.

And its not even about the girl, it's her instincts.

Our instincts compel us to want someone, or not want them.

And unfortunately, women evolved to feel less and less compulsion towards men who trip for them basa basa.

When you trip for a girl 100%, what are you communicating to her brain?

"I don't have any other options"

And what kind of men don't have options? Well, 'losers'.

That chasing/affectionate way you want her to act towards you, if you don't give her space to do it, she won't.

The more you chase, the less and less attracted to you she becomes.

[s]Lol, how many cows did he sell to rent it in the first place
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My bad, didn't read the last two paragraphs.

But you guys should stop selling this incorruptible Saint Buhari image, because no one is buying.

I believe he has good intentions for Nigeria, and will most likely do his best.

But he is no saint.

From a Copywriting perspective, whoever wrote this headline is a Boss!

Cheeba:
It seems this op is trying 2 encourage arranged and deceitful marriages! Madam if U cannot be open enough to share your faults or problems with your spouse who you claim to love, then stay single and don't deceive yourself

She's not.

The message is: 'Too much information' is unnecessary...'

Even if he/she appears to take it in their stride, you might just arouse an undercurrent of resentment.

Baby oku!

EPIC!

fhranciz:
Meet this runs girl at a bar, she agreed to followed to my hotel room, never knew this would spell disaster for me, she charged 10k, which i paid outrightly. Now straight to this morning, i woke up, saw her off, came back to my hotel room, and found out 20K was now missing from my jean trouser pocket. I couldn't laugh and I couldn't vex, I was amazed and wondered how she did it, i could swear that she was on the bed all the time. thought things like this only happens in nollywood movies and music videos.

Lol, that's the first place ANYONE will look.

Next time try your shoe or keep it on the table and swallow your key.

Lol, the title should have read: "How NYSC Members are FORCED in Prostitution in Minna"

Abeg, who did this guy offend?

Sirniyeh:
Wisdom is the most crucial thing in actualising a dream.

Nigeria challenges is complex and President Buhari should understand that age is not on his side again. Overseeing Petroleum sector as Minister could jeopardise his health. It is not necessary he mans the sector himself. Does it mean no saint among 180millions Nigerians to appoint as the Minister of Petroleum?

I don't believe this trash but in case it is true, He should appoint Pastor Adeboye or Oritsejafor or myself

Pastor who?!

saaedlee:
Lol, now its gonn be a scarce commodity!

When there are 50m more

Did they touch the ones at home, in schools, corporate Nigeria, Badoo, Facebook, Fuckbook, etc.

Olosho be like Agent Smith for Matrix.

Bevista:
As one of the things he'll do his 1st 100 days in office, PMB said he'll make his assets public. I think he should be given the benefit of doubt till that timeline passes. Remember, late president Yar'Adua also declared his assets privately to CCB and only made it public on June 28th 2007 (one month after swearing-in).

I have been an unapologetic supporter of PMB since 2011, but will be extremely disappointed if he does not make his assets public in 95 days time.

Sincerely, without being critical, I would have loved for him to have made this declaration 'public' from the get go.

We want him to be the GOLD-STANDARD by which conduct in public office is measured.

He promised that asset declaration will be prerequisite for appointments. So will he make his appointments in 90 days time?

ofenmanucom:
Do you know what Bullyhari did to his first wife for collecting a gift from IBB? Do a little research my friend and come back to tell us your findings.

The first was from IBB. This could be from Tinubu or Atiku.

Doveheart:
His wife said the only way thier marriage could work is for her to have an empty memory of what happen between them in the past. The husband is now wondering if this is possible. Howerver, the the memory that his wife is nursing against the husband are all on the basis of false acusations, This is tearing this family of 2 apart now. Fellow nairalanders what can the husband do as he has employed every method spiritualy and physical to bring sanity to her wife but, the situation is just getting wordt by the day.

Yes, very easy.

Buy the Dean Koontz's novel: False Memory.

Then do exactly what the bad guy does.

Lol, this one is very easy to defend naw...they'll say it's a gift, or a knock-off.