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wristwatch:


1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

sylve11:
which kind game be this? if nor be foul, na throw ball, if nor be throw ball na up ball like everton vs chelsea. Shuo!

jashar:
Baba God didn't turn you into a big lion so that girls can line up to sleep with you.

KingTom:
Inject him with Diazepam, tie him up and then beat stupidity out of his body

Volksfuhrer:
You are beginning to sound like a broken record. It's obvious you didn't read up on the reference I gave you. But for your benefit, here come some quotes:

"The pace of change in Nigeria from the 1940s was incredible. I am not just talking about the rate of development, with villages transforming into towns, or the coming if modern comforts, such as electricity or running water..." (Achebe: There Was A Country, pg 39)

Achebe did not even stop there, he added gloss to this, a few pages later:

"Here is a piece of heresy: The British governed their colony of Nigeria with considerable care...I am not justifying colonialism. But it is important to face the fact that British colonies, more or less, were expertly run." (ibid., pg 43)

So Mr ROSSIKE, Achebe says he is tired of your B.S about the British colonialists!

jerseyboy:
The only scandal here is that the man can't Bleep. His diick is ugly and his breast is as large as the one he is bleeping. Chei what women endure!!!

klax:
Guys pls let us always verify information before posting comment. Pls let the poster give the name of the garage owner And which country or where do you read or heard Bugatti Vernon worth 500 million? pls is it the owner of the garage that told the poster he bought all these cars that amount Pls how did the poster got access to this garage because anyone who can access such private garage must belong to the class of such owner and these cars won't be a big deal to him. Pls answer these question if not pls it's a big lie.

memudyink:
Am sure it not from a legit source !

drnairalov:
I know this.. got bigger ish



So I went to the museum today, then I mistakenly broke a statue

the Historian then screamed " Oh MY GOD!!! that is from the 14th century

so I said you scared me I thought it was new. then they arrest me.

Now am in cell. please why

ebamma:
I Pray this works
Cos I'm tired of wearing rubber

ifeness:
now turn Lagos into a mega city. So proud of my state,hope to visit there soon.

greggles:
I really think our President needs to hit the ground running, there seems to be too much planning going on underground which has no time limit, I think we should have started seeing policy adjustments by now.

My own concern is business loans and funding for IT startups o, that's where it is paining me, Mr President needs to do something asap

believer01:
i am a regular member on nairaland and i create this user to remain anonymous. i need mature guys and ladies to advise me on a way forward.
dont mind my grammar and typographical errors

i have been dating this guy since our 100level days in school, most people fear in school is that school relationships ends at the gate but our did'nt end at the gate. we went for youth service and still continue with our lovelife though the relationship was collapsing during service year but we built it up again and everything was okay after service. i happened to serve in his state and i was retained after service which makes us to start staying in the same town.
In school all our focus was to finish school, serve and get a good job. marriage was not really discussed cos i was thinking it was too early and since we were doing fine for 7years i believe marriage is inevitable (i hope that word is correctly use). there is one thing i discovered after service
1. he is not ready to talk about marriage not because he is tired of me or anything (cos i know i am one of the best things that has happened to him) but cos he believe he must have millions of naira in his account.
2. he believes the tradition of not marrying early in his family could also delay his marriage even though i have met almost all his family members.
3. he brings up quarrel or another issue when i bring up visiting my family even though he has met them twice.


my questions:
1. should i wait till "forever" when he will be ready to discuss/ready for the marriage?
2. i love him but now i have offers from different guys and i know the offers won't last forever(i have turn down 2 already). should i stay and pray he comes to his senses or leave him?
3. we are so closed to each other and understand each other so well that it will be difficult to understand anyone else like that.
4. am not against him having millions of naira but "money is never enough" his friends that are not as okay as himself are getting married already.
5. am not trying to rush him into marriage but how am i to know i won't regret waiting until when he will be ready? what if he leaves me after the long wait?

7years relationship now. plssss no insult we all do crazy things for love but we learn everyday and i believe this forum will give me the candid answer i seek

brooklyn49:

asumo12:
As I post this now the boy is already in the police station crying and wishing he could turn back the hands of time but it is too late cause I am ready to follow this issue up and make sure he is prosecuted. We must fight rape, abuse and violence against women! every rapist must face the law. Thanks for your time for reading this. And please let's put hands together to stop this violence called Rape.






e don raped her?

ayindejimmy:
It seem you know more about the Constitution than the SAN on Constitutional Law.


Let me tell you where you goofed.

1st. The President spoke person Mr Adesina was in a telephone call on Channels TV last night and he said PMB was going to attend the meeting yesterday until he heard election was already taking place in the House.

2nd. Security is always tight around the Assembly Complex, and yesterday being an inauguration, extra measure needs to be taken. Did any senators complained about hindrance to their entrance to the complex? If you have no business there... What should you be doing there? Even Mimiko was there yesterday... And He had no biz there
Do you think if Buhari wants to play politic he won't bar them from entering the complex. But like PMB had earlier said.... He's ready to work with anyone so he didn't hinder the process in anyway. And Saraki acknowledged that.


The mistake the SAN is trying to point out which you failed to see is Buhari’s thinking that he can work peacefully with a PDP backed and inclined Saraki in a divided House.
PDP wants nothing more than to see the end of APC and this #change era. And they'll do anything to achieve that. Only Buhari is not seeing this. I think the SAN can see that clearly.

Roughfyzay:
If those girls declare their own ehn
Na no go fit read ham finish

johnie:
What does "somewhat" mean?

ghettodreamz:
And who is gonna vote him in? Saraki can never become president of NIGERIA. That's absolutely IMPOSSIBLE (note the capitalization).

MrCork:
..Ladies, y*all no we Londoners have notin but love for u and we no how much u enjoy talkin to us coz we have Swagg, Moiney, Berrra cars and very good lookin...anyways...no to get distracted:

..Ladies...serrriously, Whats yor reaction when Homebase guys toast you? Do u feel like running away or u juss wanna change yor nomba or u juss wish they could automatically start lookin like we Londoners? Whats yor take on this apart from tryin to run away or change yor nomba or even sef...tell them to stay far far far far away from ya?



Mature contributions please and please please please....keep it clean (Cheers & no oofeinse)

tempex88:
Saraki wants to become president and very excellent at playing money politics like OBJ. PMB doesn not know how to play money politics. it wont be long before he wins more APC senators with his money....Think about it bro

tempex88:
This thing na simple thing ooo... President was not there so no proclamation was issued and he can always deny any letter. If he should allow Saraki, he will be impeached before his tenure expires. mark my words. Buhari doesn not know how to play money politics like OBJ and GEJ.

naptu2:
His main power (and also his main headache) is the ability to appoint chairmen and members of committees (it is a headache because some members could decide to try and impeach him if they are not happy with his selection).

2) Ruling: He has the power to rule on points of order and on motions ("the ayes have it" or "the nays have it" . He can rule that a member is out of order