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Just start fvcking her first, she'd want the relationship herself eventually.

Naijasinglegirl, you had better not write about Burna...

This one no be Don Jazzy.

jaybee3:
Not all men reason the way you do Sir. I have no problem buying such for my female friends because i can afford it and there is a genuine reason for them to have it as well as me not expecting anything in return.

It's only an insecure man that lacks confidence that thinks the only way to a woman's heart is by buying her love. That will almost certainly lead to disaster since expectation and taste are expected to grow in tandem whereas disposable income will reduce as the demand grows higher

Jaybee my man, you can only speak for yourself.

Most times, when guys give gifts to chics, implicit expectations dey dey there.

Even though it's a losing strategy, you won't say there aren't many when it works - especially in these climes.

Some of the hottest women in the world are escorts and covert pro.stitures for a reason.

SirAweezy:
Eheheheh..needless to say I was jst about doing same for a friend. Though no string attached.. But seems all Look like mumu button now.

I believe you!

No strings attached.

jaybee3:
So long as the phone gift didn't come along with a condition of her agreeing to his proposal then she has every right to accept the gift.

The guy is a doofus trying to buy love with expensive toy that will soon go outdated by yet another release from apple.

Yeah right!

He bought all the females he knows iPhones. Such a generous guy.

No implied conditions at all.

That's like 15 - 20 sharp oloshos for half a month

suggyspic:
I can give you her Phone number if it would make u believe that not every story is like saharareporters story.

We'd prefer the documentary. Nothing pass video my sister .

The first sign to look for is if she has a pvssy.

If she has a pvssy AND you like her...she wants you to approach her.

Quit looking for 'signs'.

If it's in a bar setting, you can use some of he tips here: https://www.attractiondojo.com/how-to-approach-a-girl-at-a-bar-or-club/

And if you play your cards right, you could take her home same night.

Youngpo413:
your natural beautiful is the bomb and secondly you look like a wife material...
Have a nice day

Bros, slow down first. I sabi that babe for Allen.

ratatis:
Consider:
The Lazy Man's Way To Riches -- by Joe Karbo & Richard G. Nixon.
( Revised & expanded edition by Richard G. Nixon, published by F. P. Publishing Co., Inc., USA, 1993 )

Thank bro. Will check it out.

This reality, in which we currently are, is also a dream. A dream that seems so real.

'God' is dreaming you. He's dreaming everything...

One of my favourite movie scenes was where Morpheus, in the Matrix, during their sparring session, asked Neo, "What is real?"

Lol, 'twas such a mindfuck...

Ezenwammadu:
l love this love story.Very soon nollywood will act this one

Trekking For Love.

Starring: Genevieve and Ramsey Noah...

Rossikk:
That is because you lack a working brain. There is NOTHING in those pictures which, if one were to snap the same scenes today, we would not see a better and more modern rendition, courtesy of black rule. That first picture of Lagos is actually a study in colonial neglect and thievery. After 63 years in power you have one or two highrises, and that is what you wish they remained till 2005 for? To add one more highrise? (one every 25 years) Dumbito!

Thanks for your kind words sir.

Lol, this site is full of comedians!

Make una stop this nonsense propaganda, abeg.

Billyonaire:
Many people do not know what hardwork means. No one should wish to work hard in 21st century. Singing funny songs on beats in never hard work like my village farmers, yet a musician makes more money. Village farming is hardwork, making music is NEVER hardwork, its smart work. Most wealthiest people are smarter than their contemporaries. How can you explain Steve Jobs who had no knowledge of programming become richer than all the programmers he controlled and he even cheated all of them out. What of Bill Gates, what they hell did he really know better than his colleagues. I have noted that hardwork paid until 20th century. In 21st century, you can lift all the blocks at building site, but you cant make money as a footballer who is having fun and getting paid, you cant be as rich as these people called Musicians, who can not even play piano or guitar yet are making money. So, my dear Timaya, its SMART WORK not HARD WORK.

German military General, Von Manstein:


“There are only four types of officers.

First, there are the lazy, stupid ones. Leave them alone, they do no harm.

Second, there are the hard-working intelligent ones. They make excellent staff officers, ensuring that every detail is properly considered.

Third, there are the hard-working, stupid ones. These people are a menace, and must be fired at once. They create irrelevant work for everybody.

Finally, there are the intelligent lazy ones. They are suited for the highest office.”

WOW! That water whistle!

How time flies.

300 years from now, when you're all old and sh1t, someone will point to a passing áss and say, "Remember this?"

dharay88:
see quick conclusion.
Cus she refused to eat?

make IFA slap any mama wey follow me try dat.
Mehn dat was too quick for d mother in law.
Complete crap.

On this, me wunt listen to her tho...

You make SPLIT-SECOND 'conclusions' a gazillion times daily.

Your brain is inherently a lazy/smart brain. Heard of stereotypes and first impressions?

Although a man's mum is no position to decide his spouse. The girl acted without tact.

I think they're trashy.

harizonal123:
This is not fear but respect. That's what real men do when they realize where they ve gone wrong

#Respect nor be fear

"Fear is the highest form of respect" ------ Al "marrafakin" Capone

Paentera:
Love heals & conquers ALL.

If you can love without batting an eyelid, she will come back to her sense. This means you must be willing to let go of your selfish self and endeavour to do everything for her and your young family without expecting anything in return.

If you are unable to LOVE without expecting anything in return e.g. obedience, trust, honesty e.t.c, then you are not ready to be in a marriage. LOVE also covers all shortcomings. Let go of your SELF and EGO - it will do you NO good.

Bros, this no be Utopia.

Even Jesus, himself, didn't sing Kumbaya to the merchants trading in the Temple.

He KICKED them the fvck out.

I believe you just read a nice, sweet book with cuddly ideas.

Bros, na person arrange that thing.

Incredible Mumu.

Just to show appreciation. Myself, I say thank you like an idiot, broken record.

...but 'Sorry', that one no really dey my dictionary .

agborodun:
How can one handle an arrogant wife?

Modified...
If a woman remains arrogant(always nagging) no matter how much u try to make her happy,what does d husband has to do to bring peace to the home and stop her from being arrogant?

If a woman knows you will stay no matter what...you're done.

If ANYONE is making your life unpleasant, and is not a conjoined twin...

dre11:
Two at a go





I no envy am at all.
Just one is a life time work trying to understand, know, relate, please, wake up and sleep together.....
Then person come carry two at the same time.

Not exactly, you know say Hausa girls are very very respectful, or rather compliant.

Oga na lord and master.

Fight fire with fire.

If you are a good man, and consider yourself fair. Then let it be your way, or the highway.

zicoraads:
I will still take a UCL match...or even an EPL Super Sunday over this, anytime, any day. The hype was too much and I ended up having this unsatisfied feeling in my stomach. I wanted more!

Lol, go and watch mortal combat or SAW.

Local Payments: VoguePay (releases your funds in 48 hrs, very poorly designed, untrustworthy-looking, international payment pages though).

International/Local: 2Checkout (My top pick. Pays you by wire or through Payoneer weekly. Accepts PayPal payments too).

LHPay requires money to sign-up. Always has issues and can suddenly withhold your funds. Cut-throat exchange rates.

And finally, you can't directly accept PayPal payments (I assume you are resident in NG).

I can't imagine someone writing this with a straight-face.

Comedy I believe.