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helphelp:
Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Your wife na real badoo...

She wants to destroy ANY seed of 'conspiracy' germinating in Cythia's head .

Cynthia will now feel that gist of any attempt she makes will be passed on to madam.

Women...such innocent-looking Machiavellian, chess-masters!

owobokiri:
Learn what exactly? How to ferry cocain from one side of the US to the other or how to turn a state into a private fiefdom? Pablo Tinubu shouldn't be put up as a vintage stratetigist that should be emulated. This is a runaway rogue. . Moreover cobbling up a crude ethnic alliance against a simple minded president is not rocket science

Sometimes, you remind me of Pro01.

Remember how Mungo Park discovered River Niger and Columbus, America.

You might have already discovered these dudes, but the rest of the world hasn't.

Football scouts travel to discover talents who are already well know within their obscure leagues. That kain thing.

She's still that same sweet, loving supportive girl that you used to know. Those qualities you admire in her, lots of other dudes see them too.

I know this is a hard pill to swallow, at this point, but fvcking some other dude does not diminish her - in any way.


Don't view love and relationships from the traditional lenses of fidelity and monogamy. We really are more polyamorous than anything else. In fact, you now have a front-row experience.

I don't care what woman it is, but if she's in a situation where she won't be judged negatively, and there's a chance of sleeping with another man she finds really attractive, her chances of going ahead are very high.


She just did what most women would do, given the circumstances, and this does not make her a bad person. Or the girls who acted otherwise better.

Even, she has the right to date anyone she likes, other than you. It's her life.

If you accept things the way they really are, or tend to be. You will have more peace of mind, and save yourself from high BP.

Ignore anything that doesn't move the interaction in the direction you want.

Whatever your response/nonresponse is, the main thing is that you're not 'affected'.


Women will usually say/do little things to mess with you, sometimes.

And the more unaffected you are, the more she gets really moist for you where the sun don't shine.

If she gets really annoying though, you know what to do.

You know.

Just feign disappointment, but accept it.

She's kinda grown now. And really, you can't change her.

You most likely began watching porn, yourself, way earlier than 20.

I rumbled with an 'arranged' female footballer once.

Not a nice tale.

Kingsley1000:
:Ppardon my gramnatical blunder if you spot any,i know we have many error detectors here*pls this is not a fiction,it happened to me couple of months back

Am one of those students that detest residing in the school hostel,because of the infernal noise,theft and contagious environment,i love privacy..since my year1 i've changed couple of lodges,the last one i packed in last month unlike the former ones,it's boring as most of the students there are girls,no gymnasium,no field for football.There's this lady next door to mine,in yr3 she should be in late 20s,i abet her in most of her assisnment and termpaper using my pc..we're not age mates but due to my level still get my maximum respect..the sex thing ensued the day i brought my generator from the mechanic shop,she stays in my room upto 11pm charging her phone and watching telly.One fateful night it happend,and ever since then,we've been banging every time..i told one of my friends,he said
''the way am wasting my akamu,it might not be able to replenish,the resultant effect is that it can deter one's ability to perform during marital stage''

Am a doctor...

Not really. But the doctors, lawyers, ceos and pimps are probably all gone now.

Na mechanic, shoemaker and goat-herders remain. In fact, you fit soon begin dey shoot BLANK.

I kid, I kid. Na witch-doctor I be.

Fire dey go. Your body produces a gazillion sperm cells EVERY day.

And the supply exceeds the demand.

TDonald:
No. 6 : She's a Gold digger

Yeah, and you don't judge girls for being fat or ugly...

Fvcking your relatives isn't wrong. It's retarded, well cos you're going to 'begat' retarded cyclops.

Jeez, what's the plural of cyclops? Cyclopsii??

I'll stop assuming

Airforce1:
power of pucci


I wonder why some women complain of been broke when they have the tools in between there legs to better their lives

Bimbo congrats

You used your nature given Pucci well

You think say e dey easy to get better customer?

torontoboy:
#Meninist

Hehehehehe....

That's a new one.

egbedore:
#help. I am presently in dare need of a strong litigation lawyer,probably a SAN as the opposition has bluntly refused to follow the written judgement. I am presently watching "Disney Junior" against my wish of seeing the news. Remote control has been hidden and wifey has decided to camp with the opposition! NLders help!

Lol I was about to say they'd never honour the agreement

$20m? Hell yes!

Then I'll use $1m and contract 20 snipers...

Full-on chyke you? Never gonna happen.

She'd rather fall on your d1ck by accident than do that.

Women are not that confident.

Just start fvcking her first, she'd want the relationship herself eventually.

Naijasinglegirl, you had better not write about Burna...

This one no be Don Jazzy.

jaybee3:
Not all men reason the way you do Sir. I have no problem buying such for my female friends because i can afford it and there is a genuine reason for them to have it as well as me not expecting anything in return.

It's only an insecure man that lacks confidence that thinks the only way to a woman's heart is by buying her love. That will almost certainly lead to disaster since expectation and taste are expected to grow in tandem whereas disposable income will reduce as the demand grows higher

Jaybee my man, you can only speak for yourself.

Most times, when guys give gifts to chics, implicit expectations dey dey there.

Even though it's a losing strategy, you won't say there aren't many when it works - especially in these climes.

Some of the hottest women in the world are escorts and covert pro.stitures for a reason.

SirAweezy:
Eheheheh..needless to say I was jst about doing same for a friend. Though no string attached.. But seems all Look like mumu button now.

I believe you!

No strings attached.

jaybee3:
So long as the phone gift didn't come along with a condition of her agreeing to his proposal then she has every right to accept the gift.

The guy is a doofus trying to buy love with expensive toy that will soon go outdated by yet another release from apple.

Yeah right!

He bought all the females he knows iPhones. Such a generous guy.

No implied conditions at all.

That's like 15 - 20 sharp oloshos for half a month

suggyspic:
I can give you her Phone number if it would make u believe that not every story is like saharareporters story.

We'd prefer the documentary. Nothing pass video my sister .

The first sign to look for is if she has a pvssy.

If she has a pvssy AND you like her...she wants you to approach her.

Quit looking for 'signs'.

If it's in a bar setting, you can use some of he tips here: https://www.attractiondojo.com/how-to-approach-a-girl-at-a-bar-or-club/

And if you play your cards right, you could take her home same night.

Youngpo413:
your natural beautiful is the bomb and secondly you look like a wife material...
Have a nice day

Bros, slow down first. I sabi that babe for Allen.

ratatis:
Consider:
The Lazy Man's Way To Riches -- by Joe Karbo & Richard G. Nixon.
( Revised & expanded edition by Richard G. Nixon, published by F. P. Publishing Co., Inc., USA, 1993 )

Thank bro. Will check it out.

This reality, in which we currently are, is also a dream. A dream that seems so real.

'God' is dreaming you. He's dreaming everything...

One of my favourite movie scenes was where Morpheus, in the Matrix, during their sparring session, asked Neo, "What is real?"

Lol, 'twas such a mindfuck...

Ezenwammadu:
l love this love story.Very soon nollywood will act this one

Trekking For Love.

Starring: Genevieve and Ramsey Noah...

Rossikk:
That is because you lack a working brain. There is NOTHING in those pictures which, if one were to snap the same scenes today, we would not see a better and more modern rendition, courtesy of black rule. That first picture of Lagos is actually a study in colonial neglect and thievery. After 63 years in power you have one or two highrises, and that is what you wish they remained till 2005 for? To add one more highrise? (one every 25 years) Dumbito!

Thanks for your kind words sir.

Lol, this site is full of comedians!

Make una stop this nonsense propaganda, abeg.