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Na these mumu boys dey spoil market for us.

Flytefalls:
Translation for the curious ones please?

I'll take a bribe...

Biologically, and socially...having sex is a BIGGER INVESTMENT for the woman.

Who would be called a SLUT?

Yup.

Who could get pregnant?

That's right!


And kid yourself not. Pvssy, on a young, fresh female body is VALUE.

In the club, who is getting in the VIP without buying sh1t.

Uh huh.

I lived off Allen for a year, and chilled severally in most of the olosho joints. Not once, not even once, did a fine-dressed, well-to-do woman proposition me.

Stop living in denial. Just bring some other form of VALUE to the table. It's always been trade-by-barter fellas...

Nwanyi oma supu!

Ana aku kwa aka ebea?

omonnakoda:
I believe they are Nigerian. Long walk to where? Is he Mandela??

Hehehe

Sike:
Kindly elaborate the bolded please!

Think donkey...

Reward & punishment.

My sympathies are with you bro...

You see, when you treat a woman like a Queen, the tendency is that you behave as her subject in the process.

And guess what? She will treat you as a subject.

Don't treat your wife like a queen; but like a princess... a little princess.

TheBlue5:
No one really knows, like I did not know that I came from Africa, you had to ask or do some research, besides some rabbi says they're some people that don't even know they're Israelites. And I'm not meaning that your DNA goes straight to Israel, because only the tribe of Judah & Levi can be identified by DNA but the tribe of Gad however. The 10 tribes now can only be identified now with archeologist evidence,culture evidence, historic evidence, reasoning, logic and Parrellel history. And the fact that at the palace of OBU-Gad the stone throne of Gad has a Paleo-Hebrew writing saying "this throne is for my father Gad" said to be built by Eri, and the onyx stone that has 'Gad' in Paleo-Hebrew is giving a good history on we you guys came from, because I'm 100% sure no one knows we're you guys came from like you people just pop out of no where. Here is the Igbo King lineage, I'm sure you know about it, it starts with Eri. Eri
Agulu
Engugu
1087-1036 BC Eze Anyiamigbo Ezeora I
1033-958 BC Eze Agwuve Ezeora II
955-895 BC Eze Ojemba Ezeora III
475-388 BC Eze Nochiugo Ezeora IV
387-247 BC Eze Onyeagwanam Ezeora V
242-131 BC Eze Nkwukwu Ezeora VI
130-43 BC Eze Honwagwu Ezeora VII
40 BC-48 AD Eze Aghaegbulem Ezeora VIII
50-144 AD Eze Akadigbo Ezeora IX
147-238 AD Eze Okwuatu-Egwu Ezeora X
239-309 AD Eze Ugam Ezeora XI
315-394 AD Eze Gbujie Ezeora XII
398-452 AD Eze Ilora Ezeora XIII
495-553 AD Eze Dibie Olome Ezeora XIV
555-655 AD Eze Gbukamadu Ezeora XV
657-733 AD Eze Echiebuke Ezeora XVI
737-827 AD Eze Onamadianyi Ezeora XVII
831-913 AD Eze Nwaukpala Ezeora XVIII
916-1001 AD Eze Kwutulumuj Ezeora XIX
1007-1095 AD Eze Idumba Ofomeke Ezeora XX
1100-1176 AD Eze Adidiesi Ezeora XXI
1177-1240 AD Eze Nwaesi Idu Ezeora XXII
1246-1310 AD Eze Obanaidu Ezeora XXIII
1313-1367 AD Eze Chinweze Ezeora XXIV
1370-1446 AD Eze Nwaokpalaora Ezeora XXV
1448-1530 AD Eze Ezem Ezeora XXVI
1534-1608 AD Eze Ezechi Ezeora XXVII
1613-1684 AD Eze Ezemailo Ezeora XXVIII
1691-1752 AD Eze Erimeli Ezeora XXIX
1760-1820 AD Eze Ogodougbo Ezeora Bleep
1826-1860 AD Eze Mabam Ezeora XXXI
1866-1910 AD Eze Ekwo/Eze Chizor Ezeora XXXII
1958-1968 AD Eze Chiezie Ejorh Ezeora XXXIII
1976 AD-Present Eze A.E. Chukwuemeka-Eri Ezeora XXXIIV

You guys were here way before Jesus.

Brooooos!! This ya medicine na wa o.

Where all these names take come out?

They are not dating...too much space between them in both pics.

I don't get alert, God win!

So na this small boy sing that fine song.

IMO opinion, there's nothing for Jumia and Konga to be worried about.

They're doing more volume (in Nigeria) and will deliver faster and cheaper locally.

Amazon can't match that, from the US.

C'mon dude.

In this instance, America will really know...

kasiem:
I think say yorubas no dey fear igbo. Mehn, is it our fault that we are colonising lagos? The oyibos once colonised the whole of Africa yet Africans didn't challenge them the way yorubas are challenging us now

Lol, that's a new one. You dey crase.

zicoraads:
**Yea baby**

Give it to me baby..
Baby you are so sweet

Ohh...ahhh

Baby...I love you so much!

Yea...baby...harder baby...uhhh ahhh...Yes Yes..
Baby you are so sweet...3 times


That shii right there works wonders in lovemaking. And I sing it every time am making love to a woman

The key though is not to wake the neighbours up while doing it...just whisper it in her ears

Sorry, that's NOT dirty-talk.

OkikiOluwa1:
1st...
I claimed it...

Last Bullet
Buhari and APC, fumble and see the wrath of Nigerians...

You can't 'vote' Buhari out.

Not really.

suggyspic:
Her conscience has been eating her up for sleeping with another man. She willingly confessed to her husband and asked for his forgiveness, now he wants to end the marriage. Is the husband right in the decision he is about to take. Were is the place for forgiveness in a marriage. is it not for better or worst.

MY opinion, she deserves a second chance. please your advise would be of help.

Of course you're the one.

You should have kept your fvcking mouth shut!

Bawsse:
So march is now the 3rd month of the year...

Maybe in the dummilean calendar sha

Nigerians ehn

Lol. You dey crase .

coogar:
this dude is a legend.
the frequency at which his name pops up is insane. his equivalent in this generation would be rambo. legend has it that he killed 5,000 warriors in 3 hours.

With a machine-gun, right?

Or even better a fvcking bomb.

On a second thought, could be he divided the sea and drowned them all...

Mighty dude, this legend of yore.

bid4rich:
I saw this coming before now. Boko boys will disappear no doubt but this people will come stronger. They will not last on the scene because they dnt have the kind mind boko boys get. Goodluck to Buhari

You say wetin?

Volksfuhrer:
GEJ was evidently hypnotized! His eyes will open after May 29!

I believe he cut a deal. He's already done 6 years.

Step down, or be hunted by the powers that be...

He chose wisely.

DiamonJ:
Can you marry a guy /man who is not romantic, go one round and rest for two week, dont know how to cuddle a woman at night, who make you feel old inside, now i feel jealous each time i see couple cuddling and hugging, now i'm beginning to dislike him , i feel more relax when his not around me, and feel anger, heartache, not living each time his around, i only feel young outside my relationship, bcoz I alot of guys are in love with me, i was forced to sleep with one to see if am still alive, since then d guy has fall in love with me and i'm not in love with him just a frn with benefit, i hate cheating but wetin man pikin go do?

I can see he has a gun to your head.

softapple:
I have being a little bit worried about my sperm because my girlfriend after sex always tells me that i have a really really sugarish (sweet)sperm. initially i thought she was joking not untill three girls confirm it that my sperm is different and that it taste lyk sugar, normally i know its not suppose to taste that way, "that is why i am worried. i am 100% and have no medical problem. so please people is it normal?

You again!

Na you be the famed [i]one-week-one-trouble?[/]

I think Old Roger is eating you up from the inside - ghost saliva takes like sugar.

Next time don't mess with Old Roger's widow, prematurely

Kentrasso:
Very funny.
You really think the universe gives a shi*t about buhari. The only thing God cares about is that all men be saved. This world belongs to the darkness.
Paranoid bunch of feefs

The Universe really, really, really gives a sh1t about Buhari.

How can it not?

But ALL men are already saved.

The world belongs to God. Well, how can it not too...?

Hardeysolution:
Why are we all painting GEJ as a hero when he didn't do anything significant? He is a hero? Why?

If we call him a hero, is it because he could be insensitive to the cry of his people? Is it because he asked the BringBackOurGirls protesters to go to Sambisa forest? I see no reason we should celebrate the man that has few days to go and we are all consoling him with praises.

My teacher went for an interview and wasn't picked, she accepted fate, i guess she should be praised as well! Why didnt we praise Fayemi for conceding defeat? Why didnt we praise Dapo Abiodun of APC in ogun state for losing to the PDP and conceding defeat? Why didnt we praise these people?

Many of you continually say he conducted Credible election? Is he INEC? He didnt allow people to die, is he God/Force? Wy not praise our forces? Is he the people of Nigeria? Nigerians deserve the praises not Him. Igbos alone will want their man this praised after years of incompetency and abortive government. Nigeria needs revival and not going about celebrating the known failure. I will never praise this man and will never allow anybody around me to praise him.


Mandela is a hero? For conceding defeat? Heroes are heroes for doing something worth celebrating!


By his speech, he didnt allow violence, are u telling me, by PDP's speech and refusal to sign the result, violent can't sprout out?

Nigerians, we don't need to argue on this man's issue but as for me, i will never regard him as a hero cos he didnt worth being called one!

Your title says Jega. I believe it's an error.

Unfortunately, this is how heroes are made...

Most of the 'heroes' in history did very shitty sh1t. But because they did ONE notable stuff, they are remembered differently.


So even if you run chains of baby-grinding factories. In one magical stroke. You can transform yourself into an angel of light - by setting up stuff like the Nobel prize or becoming a patron of the arts.

That's the way the world has always worked.

Iamsynord:
Challenge to The PDP -
Do you know that the wife of the Former
Nigeria president Good luck Jonathan does
not have a single interview with any reputable
TV station concerning the Activities of their
Govt.??

Quote me with reasonable evidence if u seen
one

For the record, the immediate former Nigerian president is: Olusegun Obasanjo.

And our beloved Empress/First Lady is above interviews.

How dare you?!

Can you interview the Queen of England or the Emperor of Japan?

Her Majesty only makes speeches.

iamrealdeji:
But what do you need the excessive speed for in a car when it's not jet,these supercars are just death machines,another way of buying death cos you'll surely try to speed at least up to 2/3 of its maximum speed to know the worth of what you bought with such huge guap,so,its another means of buying death,see what happened to Paul Walker.
But to be honest,the Lamb is so sick,they should take it to a veterinary Dr

Don't stay home...17% of fatal accidents happen in the home.

Goddess for a year...

Don't be scared.

A dead man is, well...

DEAD!

Don't be scared of manure. If there is any essence left of him, it will have NO interests in wives and genitals.

Callous as it may sound, it's "Till death do us part..."

shachris:
like he had a choice? after throwing everything he had to make sure the transition never manisfested. we will not forget all your wrongdoing s and impunity because on one silly pr stunt.

That's the way of the world my brother.

It is very easy to win the masses over. Especially, Nigerians.

A few calculated stances like this and he would have been one of the most popular president's ever...

Had he given an immediate 'command' to the NIS dudes to refund the N1,000 they collected. Reined in his wife, bought some REALLY nice looking trains, fired people who became unpopular in his cabinet.

Made a show of reducing the presidential fleet, etc.

He would have been the most LOVED president ever.

Sweetguy25:
Like Mike Tyson used to say - Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

Lol, the plans sound really good. I pray he accomplishes them.