₦airaland Forum

Scatterboss:
How can GEJ bar sahara reporters, an online news agency based in NY. What about the clampdown on some newspapers by this same GEJ?

Easy...

Heard of The Great Firewall?

Most people browse with MTN, GLO, Etisalat & Airtel.

Censor it at just 4 points and most Nigerian residents won't access it.

When he eventually gets called his own version of retardeen, clueless, etc. I hope he doesn't ban the internet...

liljboy:
thank u my brother.... for the butt lickers

Bros, that one is way ABOVE my pay-grade.

I dey madt?!

Does it matter what comes out. What matters is what she feels in those moments.

There's sh1t in her butt too...

Lol, so this is where all the devil's children congregate .

TS2:
Nice one my sister. You are deep. Waaaaay deeper than Chimamanda sef.

I had this discussion with someone on my way to work today but hey, you have put it in proper perspective.

Im not Yoruba but you know I think people have over exagerrated this issue and acted like there is no human angle to the story. The Oba or Obi or Emir of a land is also human and is fallible. Many of us that are not from Lagos have taken the acceptance and the general freedom we have to live and stay in Lagos for granted. But we need to give kudos to the Lagosians because if they want to be nuisances to us they can. It is not fair to call someone else's home no man's land.

You and the girl, who typed a thesis, missed the crux of Chimamanda's article.

Because of the Oba's position in society, he cannot afford to be fallible.

He's no longer a man, so to speak, but an institution.

Seemyfather:
Chai! Who says there is no God? Anyway; The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God. (Psalms 14:1).

So, don't be fool by saying 'there is no GOD'.

Cheers!

Lol, wetin concern 'there is no God' for this mata?

Those fishes didn't fall from heaven.

bokohalal:
I doff my hat. Without a doubt, Obahiagbon is a linguistic genius

He's a comedian.

I think he should host his own show.

Only God knows how those interviewers manage to keep a straight face.

softapple:
hw can i have dis woman 4 a night?

Believe me, all your problems will still be there.

softapple:
Just want to know if there are any repercusion in what just happend, he went to church and took holy communion and immediately after church service, he had sex with a lady (church choir) that has a boyfriend at home.

You ate a piece of wafer and had sex. Any repercussions?

sugarvallly:
edo state

100000 yards and above u will get

Is it in Italy?

godofwar666:
Mikel this is so unfair i wonder who go cook banga soup and dry fish with Usi and eba for u

Naija Restaurant. Imported chef too.

vjsmiles:
can they really do this not the other way round ?

This picture is disturbing...VERY.

Flytefalls:
I take it this is a request, not the translation .

Hmm, I offer to translate any Jamaican patois for you, and since Jamaicans are mostly cursing when speaking it, my personal bodyguard services can be discounted should the cursing (and said Jamaican) be aiming for you

Yeah right Sherlock...

Hmmm, now am scared. Scared of being cursed in patois.

Ok, I only said Jamaica was no-man's-land too .

Na these mumu boys dey spoil market for us.

Flytefalls:
Translation for the curious ones please?

I'll take a bribe...

Biologically, and socially...having sex is a BIGGER INVESTMENT for the woman.

Who would be called a SLUT?

Yup.

Who could get pregnant?

That's right!


And kid yourself not. Pvssy, on a young, fresh female body is VALUE.

In the club, who is getting in the VIP without buying sh1t.

Uh huh.

I lived off Allen for a year, and chilled severally in most of the olosho joints. Not once, not even once, did a fine-dressed, well-to-do woman proposition me.

Stop living in denial. Just bring some other form of VALUE to the table. It's always been trade-by-barter fellas...

Nwanyi oma supu!

Ana aku kwa aka ebea?

omonnakoda:
I believe they are Nigerian. Long walk to where? Is he Mandela??

Hehehe

Sike:
Kindly elaborate the bolded please!

Think donkey...

Reward & punishment.

My sympathies are with you bro...

You see, when you treat a woman like a Queen, the tendency is that you behave as her subject in the process.

And guess what? She will treat you as a subject.

Don't treat your wife like a queen; but like a princess... a little princess.

TheBlue5:
No one really knows, like I did not know that I came from Africa, you had to ask or do some research, besides some rabbi says they're some people that don't even know they're Israelites. And I'm not meaning that your DNA goes straight to Israel, because only the tribe of Judah & Levi can be identified by DNA but the tribe of Gad however. The 10 tribes now can only be identified now with archeologist evidence,culture evidence, historic evidence, reasoning, logic and Parrellel history. And the fact that at the palace of OBU-Gad the stone throne of Gad has a Paleo-Hebrew writing saying "this throne is for my father Gad" said to be built by Eri, and the onyx stone that has 'Gad' in Paleo-Hebrew is giving a good history on we you guys came from, because I'm 100% sure no one knows we're you guys came from like you people just pop out of no where. Here is the Igbo King lineage, I'm sure you know about it, it starts with Eri. Eri
Agulu
Engugu
1087-1036 BC Eze Anyiamigbo Ezeora I
1033-958 BC Eze Agwuve Ezeora II
955-895 BC Eze Ojemba Ezeora III
475-388 BC Eze Nochiugo Ezeora IV
387-247 BC Eze Onyeagwanam Ezeora V
242-131 BC Eze Nkwukwu Ezeora VI
130-43 BC Eze Honwagwu Ezeora VII
40 BC-48 AD Eze Aghaegbulem Ezeora VIII
50-144 AD Eze Akadigbo Ezeora IX
147-238 AD Eze Okwuatu-Egwu Ezeora X
239-309 AD Eze Ugam Ezeora XI
315-394 AD Eze Gbujie Ezeora XII
398-452 AD Eze Ilora Ezeora XIII
495-553 AD Eze Dibie Olome Ezeora XIV
555-655 AD Eze Gbukamadu Ezeora XV
657-733 AD Eze Echiebuke Ezeora XVI
737-827 AD Eze Onamadianyi Ezeora XVII
831-913 AD Eze Nwaukpala Ezeora XVIII
916-1001 AD Eze Kwutulumuj Ezeora XIX
1007-1095 AD Eze Idumba Ofomeke Ezeora XX
1100-1176 AD Eze Adidiesi Ezeora XXI
1177-1240 AD Eze Nwaesi Idu Ezeora XXII
1246-1310 AD Eze Obanaidu Ezeora XXIII
1313-1367 AD Eze Chinweze Ezeora XXIV
1370-1446 AD Eze Nwaokpalaora Ezeora XXV
1448-1530 AD Eze Ezem Ezeora XXVI
1534-1608 AD Eze Ezechi Ezeora XXVII
1613-1684 AD Eze Ezemailo Ezeora XXVIII
1691-1752 AD Eze Erimeli Ezeora XXIX
1760-1820 AD Eze Ogodougbo Ezeora Bleep
1826-1860 AD Eze Mabam Ezeora XXXI
1866-1910 AD Eze Ekwo/Eze Chizor Ezeora XXXII
1958-1968 AD Eze Chiezie Ejorh Ezeora XXXIII
1976 AD-Present Eze A.E. Chukwuemeka-Eri Ezeora XXXIIV

You guys were here way before Jesus.

Brooooos!! This ya medicine na wa o.

Where all these names take come out?

They are not dating...too much space between them in both pics.

I don't get alert, God win!

So na this small boy sing that fine song.

IMO opinion, there's nothing for Jumia and Konga to be worried about.

They're doing more volume (in Nigeria) and will deliver faster and cheaper locally.

Amazon can't match that, from the US.

C'mon dude.

In this instance, America will really know...

kasiem:
I think say yorubas no dey fear igbo. Mehn, is it our fault that we are colonising lagos? The oyibos once colonised the whole of Africa yet Africans didn't challenge them the way yorubas are challenging us now

Lol, that's a new one. You dey crase.

zicoraads:
**Yea baby**

Give it to me baby..
Baby you are so sweet

Ohh...ahhh

Baby...I love you so much!

Yea...baby...harder baby...uhhh ahhh...Yes Yes..
Baby you are so sweet...3 times


That shii right there works wonders in lovemaking. And I sing it every time am making love to a woman

The key though is not to wake the neighbours up while doing it...just whisper it in her ears

Sorry, that's NOT dirty-talk.

OkikiOluwa1:
1st...
I claimed it...

Last Bullet
Buhari and APC, fumble and see the wrath of Nigerians...

You can't 'vote' Buhari out.

Not really.