₦airaland Forum

Billyonaire:
Many people do not know what hardwork means. No one should wish to work hard in 21st century. Singing funny songs on beats in never hard work like my village farmers, yet a musician makes more money. Village farming is hardwork, making music is NEVER hardwork, its smart work. Most wealthiest people are smarter than their contemporaries. How can you explain Steve Jobs who had no knowledge of programming become richer than all the programmers he controlled and he even cheated all of them out. What of Bill Gates, what they hell did he really know better than his colleagues. I have noted that hardwork paid until 20th century. In 21st century, you can lift all the blocks at building site, but you cant make money as a footballer who is having fun and getting paid, you cant be as rich as these people called Musicians, who can not even play piano or guitar yet are making money. So, my dear Timaya, its SMART WORK not HARD WORK.

German military General, Von Manstein:


“There are only four types of officers.

First, there are the lazy, stupid ones. Leave them alone, they do no harm.

Second, there are the hard-working intelligent ones. They make excellent staff officers, ensuring that every detail is properly considered.

Third, there are the hard-working, stupid ones. These people are a menace, and must be fired at once. They create irrelevant work for everybody.

Finally, there are the intelligent lazy ones. They are suited for the highest office.”

WOW! That water whistle!

How time flies.

300 years from now, when you're all old and sh1t, someone will point to a passing áss and say, "Remember this?"

dharay88:
see quick conclusion.
Cus she refused to eat?

make IFA slap any mama wey follow me try dat.
Mehn dat was too quick for d mother in law.
Complete crap.

On this, me wunt listen to her tho...

You make SPLIT-SECOND 'conclusions' a gazillion times daily.

Your brain is inherently a lazy/smart brain. Heard of stereotypes and first impressions?

Although a man's mum is no position to decide his spouse. The girl acted without tact.

I think they're trashy.

harizonal123:
This is not fear but respect. That's what real men do when they realize where they ve gone wrong

#Respect nor be fear

"Fear is the highest form of respect" ------ Al "marrafakin" Capone

Paentera:
Love heals & conquers ALL.

If you can love without batting an eyelid, she will come back to her sense. This means you must be willing to let go of your selfish self and endeavour to do everything for her and your young family without expecting anything in return.

If you are unable to LOVE without expecting anything in return e.g. obedience, trust, honesty e.t.c, then you are not ready to be in a marriage. LOVE also covers all shortcomings. Let go of your SELF and EGO - it will do you NO good.

Bros, this no be Utopia.

Even Jesus, himself, didn't sing Kumbaya to the merchants trading in the Temple.

He KICKED them the fvck out.

I believe you just read a nice, sweet book with cuddly ideas.

Bros, na person arrange that thing.

Incredible Mumu.

Just to show appreciation. Myself, I say thank you like an idiot, broken record.

...but 'Sorry', that one no really dey my dictionary .

agborodun:
How can one handle an arrogant wife?

Modified...
If a woman remains arrogant(always nagging) no matter how much u try to make her happy,what does d husband has to do to bring peace to the home and stop her from being arrogant?

If a woman knows you will stay no matter what...you're done.

If ANYONE is making your life unpleasant, and is not a conjoined twin...

dre11:
Two at a go





I no envy am at all.
Just one is a life time work trying to understand, know, relate, please, wake up and sleep together.....
Then person come carry two at the same time.

Not exactly, you know say Hausa girls are very very respectful, or rather compliant.

Oga na lord and master.

Fight fire with fire.

If you are a good man, and consider yourself fair. Then let it be your way, or the highway.

zicoraads:
I will still take a UCL match...or even an EPL Super Sunday over this, anytime, any day. The hype was too much and I ended up having this unsatisfied feeling in my stomach. I wanted more!

Lol, go and watch mortal combat or SAW.

Local Payments: VoguePay (releases your funds in 48 hrs, very poorly designed, untrustworthy-looking, international payment pages though).

International/Local: 2Checkout (My top pick. Pays you by wire or through Payoneer weekly. Accepts PayPal payments too).

LHPay requires money to sign-up. Always has issues and can suddenly withhold your funds. Cut-throat exchange rates.

And finally, you can't directly accept PayPal payments (I assume you are resident in NG).

I can't imagine someone writing this with a straight-face.

Comedy I believe.

Scatterboss:
How can GEJ bar sahara reporters, an online news agency based in NY. What about the clampdown on some newspapers by this same GEJ?

Easy...

Heard of The Great Firewall?

Most people browse with MTN, GLO, Etisalat & Airtel.

Censor it at just 4 points and most Nigerian residents won't access it.

When he eventually gets called his own version of retardeen, clueless, etc. I hope he doesn't ban the internet...

liljboy:
thank u my brother.... for the butt lickers

Bros, that one is way ABOVE my pay-grade.

I dey madt?!

Does it matter what comes out. What matters is what she feels in those moments.

There's sh1t in her butt too...

Lol, so this is where all the devil's children congregate .

TS2:
Nice one my sister. You are deep. Waaaaay deeper than Chimamanda sef.

I had this discussion with someone on my way to work today but hey, you have put it in proper perspective.

Im not Yoruba but you know I think people have over exagerrated this issue and acted like there is no human angle to the story. The Oba or Obi or Emir of a land is also human and is fallible. Many of us that are not from Lagos have taken the acceptance and the general freedom we have to live and stay in Lagos for granted. But we need to give kudos to the Lagosians because if they want to be nuisances to us they can. It is not fair to call someone else's home no man's land.

You and the girl, who typed a thesis, missed the crux of Chimamanda's article.

Because of the Oba's position in society, he cannot afford to be fallible.

He's no longer a man, so to speak, but an institution.

Seemyfather:
Chai! Who says there is no God? Anyway; The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God. (Psalms 14:1).

So, don't be fool by saying 'there is no GOD'.

Cheers!

Lol, wetin concern 'there is no God' for this mata?

Those fishes didn't fall from heaven.

bokohalal:
I doff my hat. Without a doubt, Obahiagbon is a linguistic genius

He's a comedian.

I think he should host his own show.

Only God knows how those interviewers manage to keep a straight face.

softapple:
hw can i have dis woman 4 a night?

Believe me, all your problems will still be there.

softapple:
Just want to know if there are any repercusion in what just happend, he went to church and took holy communion and immediately after church service, he had sex with a lady (church choir) that has a boyfriend at home.

You ate a piece of wafer and had sex. Any repercussions?

sugarvallly:
edo state

100000 yards and above u will get

Is it in Italy?

godofwar666:
Mikel this is so unfair i wonder who go cook banga soup and dry fish with Usi and eba for u

Naija Restaurant. Imported chef too.

vjsmiles:
can they really do this not the other way round ?

This picture is disturbing...VERY.

Flytefalls:
I take it this is a request, not the translation .

Hmm, I offer to translate any Jamaican patois for you, and since Jamaicans are mostly cursing when speaking it, my personal bodyguard services can be discounted should the cursing (and said Jamaican) be aiming for you

Yeah right Sherlock...

Hmmm, now am scared. Scared of being cursed in patois.

Ok, I only said Jamaica was no-man's-land too .