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Alondra:
Good but could be better, pregnancy doesn't make stomach darker

I guess you haven't seen some preggys. The stomach is so dark you would wonder if that part of the body is real or attached.

It's still the igbo man that writes, directs, produces and markets those movies you're talking about.

When will anything work normally in my dear Nigeria? Why do these people want to open up healing wounds? Why did they not conclude autopsy before burial? Probably waiting for the grieving family to grease their palms first. God no dey sleep sha

Who born you watch movies for my papa house? Na only the story we dey hear. And the story depended on the teller. They could pick a line from robocop and jam with commando. Wetin we know? We go just dey gree. So, I don hear many of these titles but...

The dunces will still fall victim. Your friend was just served her own dish.

while my #90,000 I paid since when I started MMM which yielded 189,000 naira parted with the blocked account.

Bia, the way you're making noise, it's as if you gave them 189k and they ran away without giving you a dime. You haven't told us how many of 30%s you have received. You gave them 90k, it has yielded more than 100%, you certainly have spent more than the 90k you invested, so wetin be your para? For money wey you work for? Guy abeg park well. Devil nor dey give free give free gift.

Dr young: Experienced it during NYSC days, it was really awkward to deliver babies with torch lights but the midwives I worked with are accustomed to it. They strap the phone or torch on their hair net just like a palmwine taper will do and they are good to go.
Imagine if it falls in with blood splashing all over the place and the subsequent injury to the patients.

Ɣ☺u are very correct. I had my son with the use of torchlight held in the mouth by the midwife. But at the time, I wasn't bothered if it was even candle light or match stick.

yellowpawpaw: My dear, some pple r damn to proud to say sorry. Rather they will try to justify calling black red with senseless arguments. For peace to reign, u will end up saying u r sorry.
But for how long?

Very correct, my dear!!!! But on the contrary, I CANNOT and WILL NEVER say sorry when my partner is wrong and is being on the defencive. That is called oppression. Let that peace not reign. I am so unserious and rarely ever get angry but when I do, its hard for me to get out of it. And whatever gets me angry must have made the normal tempered person angry over and over again. I actually run from source of anger like hell. I hate anger! I hate tears! I hate depression! But I hate quiet people more sha.
But a shouting spouse is only wasting his time where I'm concerned cos I won't even listen to a thing. I'm a noisy person so he's only doing what I like....noise

ugogboskey: He is a 419: http://www.prisons.gov.ng/news/release_detail.php?id=1

Thank you so much my person. You cleared a lot of air around here.

Golan-Tiberias-Haifa-Nazareth-Netanya-Tel Aviv-Jerusalem-Hebron-Be'er Sheva-Eilat-Egypt. About 900km. 8hrs and 45mins.

I'm terribly addicted to coca cola. God bless the inventor of that recipe. And again, God bless whoever thought of that 1.5litre bottle. (Pls don't tell me about the sugar)

Texas.Cowgirl:
Tall chics rock

Yeah! Only now I realize. If I could cut my legs (to look shorter)while in secondary school, I gladly would. But I'm happy now. I'm elated when I enter an arena and heads turn! But I avoided any social function like plague when I was in secondary school for fear of the same heads turning

I am a very tall woman, infact I was the tallest girl in my secondary school(6ft2") and seriously, it wasn't funny. I got all the names in the world. From tallest to letter "I". I felt bad. I asked God why I couldn't be like those petit girls of 5ft and below. Boys avoided me and told me my height scared Them. I didn't tell you I was quite skinny too. I could never get a dress in the shops because if I found the one that was my length, I would be hanging in it like I borrowed. So I always had tailor-made clothes! Then I went into the university and decided that no one was going to call me names and make me inferior. I challenged everyone that tried to make fun of my height. And before long, I had become popular and every tom, dave and harry wanted to befriend me. I made friends with only girls as tall as myself and believe me, we were so admired wherever we went.
What I'm trying to tell u in essence is that, if you don't hold up your head, no one will do it for you. Go to places where younger boys are, associate naturally with them and u will see the change. Goodluck to you, my dear.

Naivity is the problem with so many people. I don't see anything wrong with trousers for a woman except if she's wearing the provocative ones.
I think he shld face more realistic things than using frivolities to wreck his own home.
In my own view, I'd prefer my wife to wear trousers always than those skirts u don't know if they ran out of material while sewing.

I wan piss
Give them A HAND OF APPLAUSE
E no get truth for mouth
Her mouth dey run diarhoea
The guy don buy ride na
Mother scolding her child: if dem born u well, try me.

What of Vitafoam promo by funke Akindele? It makes me loose appetite

Adagba1: The one that annoys me most is that man that is always advertising for UBA his hair is too bushy

That advert is as old as the coat(not suit)the guy is wearing-The reason for his "afro style". UBA has always been miserly with everything, even with customer-friendliness. So tell me why they won't keep up with their N20 advert since 1985

I hate VIJU MILK advert any day. It just doesn't make sense to me. Followed by that Semolina. And that whatever drug where d guy left his wife @ home cos she was ill and she took the drug and went to meet him dancing with another lady. Then lately, this meaningless BBA, the Chase advert. Gosh! Are they actually saying you don't need to pay attention in class, just concentrate on BBA? Thank God I don't even like BBA totally.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;I Laf in vernaculer

Mazi_Omenuko: They love converging in occasions to snap pix and pose for different fashion magazines for cover pages.

When it comes to donating money to save one of their own...your guess is as good as mine.

God bless u for this frank talk.

obicentlis: He is a celeb na, why telling us celebrities at his dad's burial?
If celeb no attend, who go attend?

Ask me o. Abi na us and nollywood-wakapass for go?

People, especially women who claim to disown the kids they pushed with all the mind blowing pains, are just jokers. They should find out where they failed in the training of that kid along the line.

This actually is medically impossible as her uterine muscles cannot hold more than d vacuum left there. @ this age her ovaries are under-developed and can't do anything.she shld be in ICU of a hospital by now cos her muscles would have ripped everywhere and she would be bleeding internally long before now.
This girl has another internal problem or the pix has been photoshopped

[color=#990000][/colorm]madam, the best thing is to tackle ur mum this once. She should know u are married and u have a duty to ur husband, rightfully approved from above. Being scared of her will not work. Its either she leaves if she won't understand or u shut dat adjoining door for a few minutes. It won't hurt. If the kids are scared @ nyt, mama too can't be. Ur home is in ur hands. Mama Has handled hers successfully (if she's still married though)
Or maybe she was the bread winner in ur father's house. But pls make her understand its not d'same everywhere