₦airaland Forum

LilMissFavvy:
Pls stop tossing the gal back and forth. If you don't want her, just leave on time so that she can go back to your friend asap. Nonscence, a gal is sincere enough to tell you the mistake she made during the breakup, and just because of that you r thinking of quitting

She shouldn't have done it with his friend. What if the guy decides to pretend like it's nothing wrong and still bangs her well again and dump her? And letting the acclaimed friend aware of it all. Will that friend take her back again?

It's a game, it's not about being real. It's about playing the game how you can to win the money. Dee one is just an hater. Miracle is a private person who is not really interested in entertainment, he just came to win the money, finish.

Abudu2000:
if you say he tells dry jokes it's like even praising him a little, that guy has nothing to do with comedy, he has no career, he's not even known, I wonder how his topics gets to front page.

Abi oo. He is too serious and mean. He's just noticed because he is one of the oldest in the game.

TheAlchemist:
If you can assist do, let God be the judge if the person is honest or fraudulent in his/her request.
God loves a cheerful giver.
i belong to a charitiable organisation,"Children Living with Cancer Foundation" that i contribute to, i enjoy all Nigerians to align to one or more charitable organisations.
God's grace and gift is what makes each one of us unique, let no man boast that he/she made it by dint of hardwork, even being able to work hard is a gift, without the gift of health, can you even work.
In short do not judge any man by his/her short comings.
God's Plan in Drake's voice.
Make it a great day for anybody you are opportune to be in contact with today!

You said it all o. How can someone boast that he made it through his hardwork alone. That is a high degree of pride which God detests. He forgot that not everyone has this thing called 'Opportunity'. At a point in time, many people beg either for money, jobs or connections. We even beg God daily and He gives us. Why not help others when they need us? He even said that they should sell groundnuts, did groundnut selling and car washing get him to where he is today? Or will he give them the capital to start such? He is just a very mean comedian with very dry jokes. No one knows where the shoes hurt until they wear them.

TheAlchemist:
If you can assist do, let God be the judge if the person is honest or fraudulent in his/her request.
God loves a cheerful giver.
i belong to a charitiable organisation,"Children Living with Cancer Foundation" that i contribute to, i enjoy all Nigerians to align to one or more charitable organisations.
God's grace and gift is what makes each one of us unique, let no man boast that he/she made it by dint of hardwork, even being able to work hard is a gift, without the gift of health, can you even work.
In short do not judge any man by his/her short comings.
God's Plan in Drake's voice.
Make it a great day for anybody you are opportune to be in contact with today!

You said it all o. How can someone boast that he mad it through his hardwork alone. That is a high degree of pride which God detests. He forgot that not everyone has this thin called 'Opportunity'. At a point in time, many people beg either for money, jobs or connections. We even beg God daily and He gives us. Why not help others when they need us? He even said that they should sell groundnuts, did groundnut selling and car washing get him to where he is today? Or will he give them the capital to start such? He is just a very mean comedian with very dry jokes.

solasoulmusic:
Thanks to all those who said there was nothing wrong in begging I feel for people and when I have I give because when I don’t have God Always sends someone to me. There are many factors when it comes to unemployment sometimes what you do is so specialized and not many companies are hiring some are even scamming people in the process as not offering what they said in the interview.

I would worry why his show is once or twice a year abi Joke don dey finish lol or na to wait make everybody crack their own

Don't mind him with his stupid unfunny jokes. Most of them are nothing but politicians slaves o. He is way too serious to be a comedian. It's only when you've been there that you can know how it really hurts. I never under rate those that beg because I have once begged for 50 naira for transport from a dude when I was stranded and broke, in fact he gave me 100 naira which I used the remaining 50 naira to buy sugar and groundnut in my garri. I pray God bless me enough to pay that money back to that dude with multi millions or more someday because I still see him. I learnt from the hard time and I worked hard to become a better person, now I have my work, I pay rent, I have my own car and I help those that beg from me with what I can. It is not permanent when they don't make it a hobby or a job. He should try to help them by providing jobs for them not bring them down because surviving in Nigeria with no good job or strong support is not easy. That is the honest truth.

Abudu2000:
Since when has begging become a crime? You think the economy is.smilling on everyone out there? And a fool up there said if you have data to login then you must have too,d, that's one of the most dumbest thought ever. Ifs like saying if you are hungry sell your smartphone. If you don't want to give then look elsewhere not trying to bring them down because some of them are students for real.
Al u need is verify if he or she is telling the truth. You should consider yourself lucky you are in the state where someone bis begging you, if Alibaba was in that plane that crashed then I bet this your so call good life will take a sudden turn, Useless comedian that's not even funny

Abi oo. Don't mind the foolish man, who says these people aren't hustling offline, with this harsh economy...Like the lobbyist never begged for shows too, holier than tho. He even said they should start selling groundnuts and all like those stuffs will provide for their daily needs and pay their rents, how can he be sure that they aren't doing similar things. He should Bleep off if he can not help, he is just lucky and so is other privileged person, no one is in a position to judge because no one is actually in their shoes. The economic condition of today was totally different from how it used to be when he was hustling. How can they sell their smartphones when that could be the only means of them meeting an helper who could provide them a job. Everything is now a crime in this country. If you no get money, show your face so people could help you. As for the beggars, they should have begged for jobs instead of money but it's still understandable.

Hotzone:
For poor people

Explain please. I'm just learning that rich people don't need their cars maintained or checked out.

klap4gbens:
Which Is Transmission Fluid, Is It The Same As Gear Fluid?

No, they are different.

kollinzgee:
all these guys crying here about greenlight if you read bang rule you will understand women better infact you will beat them in their own game ...happy sunday am going to church.

Baba, a typical Nigerian girl case is different. Bang rule fit no work here o. When they dull it, just move to the next one, that's what works. Don't be too attached to a Naija girl wey never gree for you. You got to do like a player until you get that special one or else they no send you o.

adanny01:
My story.

Just secondary after school waiting for admission, there was this sweet girl living with a family in the same quarters. We were good friends until i developed feelings for her. I had very little courage but mustered it to approach her. After jisting one night, she was walking me down the street, i began my pre-planned moves trying to be more than friends. The girl cut me short with a wave of hand to my face saying, "hold it there, are you toasting me. You are disrespecting me. We are age mates and i cant go out with you. I date only people who are older and matured not boys like you." She said a couple of things that stoned me. I said sorry, tried to do damage control and later bade her goodnight.

I never spoke to her about it again even though we remained very close friends. Infact our friendship grew stronger after i made that attempt. I was shocked one day she gave me water in her house with all the respectful gestures she would her own father. I was shocked or confused to see her change of behaviour. I swore i wasnt gonna attempt again so i wont be humiliated.

To cut the long story short, i later asked another girl out and she agreed same day (my wife today). The other girl wasnt happy with me and our friendship suffered. About 10 years later, we met, she told me how she just played hard to get and i abandoned her. That she was so in love with me but i misread the signs. I just told her it was destiny.

She rejected you, she didn't play hard to get. She felt superior to you but the table has turned now, the older mature guys must have bleeped the hell out of her life and none is putting a ring on her finger. These little girls are always so full of themselves. She regrets now and want you back because you have been elevated and not in that level you used to be anymore. They are only concerned with the presence, shallow things. Nice one man.

Larryslim:
I know i fvcked up there tbvh, but when we became close, she became fond of me so i thought i should tie her down with a relationship but i really miscalculated.
Though she still tries to get to me, like call me in the morning before class, but I've just lost the vibe for her.

Yeah I get it, you don't make such mistakes again. I've been in such situations before. Sex before anything in that kind of situation, that gives you power and respect. Sometimes they just don't want you to catch feelings when you haven't been real intimate with them yet. Try to master their games.

TheManOfTheYear:
If na so nai be sey u no fit date naija girl be dat o.
Cuz dem like shakara even the ones wey ugly like Princess Fiona in ogre form

Well I've been able to date some of them. And yes they are all good looking. You're right about that shakara of a thing but some actually know what they want, they might be few though. Na just stress to dey try toast person, make she come dey do shakara up and down. I have deleted up to 5 numbers between yesterday and today because of that shakara. Anyone of them that's done doing shakara can beep me. I've moved on to the next ones. Na so me dey do their matter o.

TheManOfTheYear:
Lol. Bro this one na different case na. Had it been you gave her time, she for gree.
She was just doing initial shakara

They can be deceptive. Shakara or no Shakara, they like to be chased up and down. I notice any form of Shakara, I delete.

Larryslim:
Happened to me too, once.
The green light was so obvious that she even came to my house, we talked about so many dirty things including she asking my questions like, my favourite sex position, if i can give a girl head and so on.
Then we became close, kissed once and i miscalculated, i wanted to tie her down by asking her out and dating, but she said i was too straightforward and we should shart slowly.
Then i lost the vibe,since then we've just been normal.

She didn't want a relationship. She only wanted sex. You didn't need to ask her out again. You supposed to have just bleeped her very well and see where it goes from there.

Gaspardd:
This bro.... things is, after so so many heart breaks i stopped giving a shit about heart breaks cuz what d hell? I am used to it and so the shìt doesnt matter to me anymore.

That's why you need to talk to a lot of girls everyday, delete them when they are not straight with you and get new ones. Keep doing that. That's the code. Peace.

Sluvist:
There are reasons behind the girls reactions towards you,
firstly, she have you signals for long and you failed to pickup at the right time.
Secondly, the manner you used during this approach sound unpleasant to her.
Thirdly, there may be other admirers out friends around that area which she sees giving you time might spoil other sides.
Fourth, She wants to see how confident you are at that moment because she sees you as a person with low self esteem before, due to your failures to approach what you admires..
Fifth, she is probably in a hurry to go somewhere, you didn't timed your approach very well.
But at last, if you find the right time and meet her again, she will surely listing to you if you better maturedly.

Girl wey get brain no go behave like that. We give these girls too much excuses. Will you say the same if a guy does the same to a girl? Tbh Naija girls are just simply full of themselves. Especially undergraduates, y'all need more mature girls.

Lastanza:
Ya all talking about misunderstanding or misinterpreting her green light are from the other side
This fact is, the specie of girls we have in this part of the world are very confused and proud. I have made up my mind never to give in to any green light again. If she like make she dey die inside na her business.

Op let me tell you, you never miss calculated her body language but the joke is on her for the Nigerian syndrome in her. They can form for Africa even when they need you badly.

Nansense!

You said it all. That's what they do. Don't give them attention, they say you are not sharp enough. Give them attention, they make you feel cheap and try to turn you to their maga. All their lives is games man, you don't take this girls serious, especially undergraduates.

Jobabori:
In addition, he hardly act as a Christian. Is he really a professional?. I respect his friend, Yinka Quadri, the man of all parts.

Yinka Quadri is a better actor.

pacespot:
some of these white women have never received compliments showering on them by these yahoo boiz, so the money sent is just a payoff to yahooz for being so nice with those sweet words.

You said it all. Most times they don't care if they are getting scammed or not. The joy these boys give them is just priceless and really worth it all to them. No be everything be jazz.

mysticwarrior:
and you think if they ask nicely those white people would be willing to award it them as a present?

Abi ooo. Lmao. Don't mind the learner. Ask them and they will either ignore you or tell you that they can never send money to Africa. Oyinbos are not nice to other races that are not white.

gift01:
He looks like Roger Murtaugh

Lethal Weapon?

He's passing a message to these guys. The team fake it till you make it.

krattoss:
bro I getth angle u re coming from.
I bet u re realist, u believe what u see, u may even be agnostic.
But believe me these things happen. Am agnostic myself. Am more of a realist myself. But bro, wetin man no know pass am.
I been dey like u before, doubting Thomas. Seeing is believing wannabe.
Until I gained admission to university..lived with my sec school classmate, dude is a gee boy. G+ for that matter.
He did so many diabolic things in my front, his body was castrated with indelible marks, he cooked some leaves in my room whenever her wants to work. He has a personal soap for bathing which he warned me never to use.
Dude picked $10000 dollars in my very front. Payed by a retired US soldier.
89% of my niggas are gees, 40% are gee +. Peer pressure made me join gee. But when I went into gee and saw that their are 2 kinds of gee. Gee with hard work and G+. I called it a quit.
G with hard work. U Wil keep late nights working, bombing clients, u might be lucky to pick once in a year, or collect iTunes card. Little little money u can use to freshen up, but not living large.
Why I quit was because I came from a rich home, i was provided with everything I needed, why will I labor myself keeping late night with heartbreaks(cos sometimes u might pick and em big boys go chop ur money tell u story) or ur account get blocked, u back to square one. Or ur client back pedals late hour, all these I experienced and called it quit cos it ain't for me.

89% of G boys riding cars and living large a re all plus niggas.
I know the secret to Ike mbute (money making) of atleast 4—5 of my niggas.

Brother enough talk shaa. But if u still doubting these, Goodluck. And I pray u don't learn the hard way.

Must the G+ always require human blood for it to work?

[quote author=krattoss post=73278877]bro I getth angle u re coming from.
I bet u re realist, u believe what u see, u may even be agnostic.
But believe me these things happen. Am agnostic myself. Am more of a realist myself. But bro, wetin man no know pass am.
I been dey like u before, doubting Thomas. Seeing is believing wannabe.
Until I gained admission to university..lived with my sec school classmate, dude is a gee boy. G+ for that matter.
He did so many diabolic things in my front, his body was castrated with indelible marks, he cooked some leaves in my room whenever her wants to work. He has a personal soap for bathing which he warned me never to use.
Dude picked $10000 dollars in my very front. Payed by a retired US soldier.
89% of my niggas are gees, 40% are gee +. Peer pressure made me join gee. But when I went into gee and saw that their are 2 kinds of gee. Gee with hard work and G+. I called it a quit.
G with hard work. U Wil keep late nights working, bombing clients, u might be lucky to pick once in a year, or collect iTunes card. Little little money u can use to freshen up, but not living large.
Why I quit was because I came from a rich home, i was provided with everything I needed, why will I labor myself keeping late night with heartbreaks(cos sometimes u might pick and em big boys go chop ur money tell u story) or ur account get blocked, u back to square one. Or ur client back pedals late hour, all these I experienced and called it quit cos it ain't for me.

89% of G boys riding cars and living large a re all plus niggas.
I know the secret to Ike mbute (money making) of atleast 4—5 of my niggas.

Brother enough talk shaa. But if u still doubting these, Goodluck. And I pray u don't learn the hard way.
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Must the G+ always involve human blood for it to work?

Drug-dealer & Picker.

kimbraa:
Imagine a Muslim quoting me with crap? In that your little mind now, you think you made sense? Do I look like someone who needs to be preached to by an unclean spirit?

He just told you the entire truth and it is so hard for you to digest. By the way you are very stupid to describe Islam as unclean spirit. Don't condemn Islam because you don't understand your religion. Don't start a religious war. He respects Christianity and Jesus Christ like a true Muslim should but he disagrees with your evil pastors, wake up woman!

Unik3030:
u are just an aggressive fool who type for likes,u people who are not exposed stay for one ghetto n defend who u know nothing about.i don't blame u though,go to some bars on d island n see what your angelic actresses are doing with moneybags.with many I have seen so far it's safe to conclude majority(99.9%)of these girls are high class call girls who can follow anybody for money.i know u will defend toke makinwa this way when she bought d 50 million naira range shebi,u will write epistles n call her hard worker not until she was bursted that it was a gift from a sugar daddy.try n meet a movie director n ask him how much these girls collect per role in a movie n what they flaunt then u know say d story no add up.its all because vaids don't work in Nigeria if not they won't do that.so make these actresses your role model at your own detriment.come to island n see what ordinary G boys dey use dem do.y ini Edo no fit stay marriage,y b say mercy aigbe left her husband n few months later she's buying everything.defend what u know,dont defend what u know nothing about

FACT

Maybe she made money from bitcoin or sold some of her lands that have appreciated. LOL. She could probably have rich investors that loaned her $$$. We all know the obvious TRUTH about what these showbiz women do but sometimes we just have to ignore for peace to intervene. If her husband does not complain, who are we to have headaches. I feel sorry for the hubby though. The fear of women is the beginning of wisdom. PEACE.

These are just the people caught. With the country's poor security system, God knows the number of Nigerians that have succeeded in this ritual acts. Envy no one because you don't know their source of wealth. Trust no one.

whirlout:
Rather than spend your time getting a job or trying your hand at some business so she sees some respectability in you and maybe then she might want you back, this guy is still playing wanna be gangster yeyebrity keeping tabs on his ex's coochie. He really thinks Wizkid give one Bleep about or he feels or what he wants. Truth be told, I think I Tiwa is the one that is offering herself to Wizzy on a platter to continue the career boost she has received since been linked to him and not the other way around. Wizkid can have her as he pleases if he hasn't already done so. I just wish this mumu would get a grip and have some perspective with his life.

Fact! Can't be said better.

thomas212:
the guy is really working hard... the guy is really working hard...

More of working smart.