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d site is kool but lacks content.

this bot thingy will only end up making us all have 39 accounts each on NL.

mcheeeew

DC, i know u posted on this thread but ur enemy (BoT) has eaten it up. lol

yeah, yawa mentioned something like, why would the footer menu have a pop-up that pops up? lol

and me i;d say, W.T.F

u tried joo but one particular inconsistency i discovered is on the FOLLOW US BUTTONS.

the twitter one (i think) says follow us on twitter while the FACEBOOK own says follow me on facebook.

u dig? its either its US or We or Me. choose one and the Lord shall set you free.

by d way,, where are these two guyz that fights because of women in here? DonJazzy and DC, where una dey? ( i don dey miss una o) (gay traits lol).

[quote author=master-e link=topic=553027.msg7222584#msg7222584 date=1290787147]@postere




My advice

Since u have created an index page that carries the kind of layout u want, why don resave the index page to let say about.html and edit the elements in it to suit an about page.

You may want to do so for other pages.

My best regards[/quote]Ehen? oncurr, repetee
i tot i mentioned something like this already.

LEKE, hmmm. if we could just have about 10 of your kind in Nigeria, hmmm, in no time, we'll be a great and respected nation. weldone brov

i enjoy the delimiters. It just makes the entire stuff cute. weldone again.

Leke,
pls inbox me the modified (excel or delimiters) version of this: Great job u've done here brov.

i wait thee in here: judokah2002 at yahu dont cum.

dbehi:
Hi, My name is Mr. Chris Diamond,Our company is into Web Design/Hosting, Software Development, based in Abuja, Nigeria with a branch Office in Accra, Ghana. We await your calls: +2348164825070, +2348153268221. Thanks

waiting for his response when he's about posting the URL of the finished job? lol,  your a late comer.

time4time:
I agree with you as regards the delayed response in opening of the sites, apart from those that claimed to design yahoo, the remaining sites are an embarrassment to web designers/developers.
But guy, i'll advice that you do not attack my country on NAIRALAND cos if u do

I understand you cant take a joke,  i no blame u.

Stubborn, lol

jjjkkkooo:
i used to use filezilla until i met cpanel. its better.

Now u just made me go back and check cpanel again.lol u mean u prefer to upload ur files one by one ehn? FANTASTIC !!!


at poster, av been experiencing this MSLD stoppage issue lately on my filezilla. One thing i discovered was that its a network problem.
Most times, some websites refuse to come up while using MTN but after some weeks, the issue is somehow resolved and u can view em again. i just take this to be one of those issues.

tripledub:
Hello B- -D,

I will advice you to give the contract to a white guy ok, if U need your moneys worth and most of all a wonderful KISSSSSSS from a Santa Claus in your Clients Home town. Naija Guys lack what it tales to design a professional web page. I have opened almost 99% of all the sites listed on this thread and to tell you the truth, they take more than 700 hours to load on my browser (Internet Explorer Windows XP Pentium IV.

A word is enough for the wise.

Now if i get your annoyin statement right, ur nonsensically saying Nigerian designers are quacks ehn? (i'm just here battling with the numerous abusive words, stopping em from manifesting from my fingers and on here).

U r a linkopop (if there's any word like that.)

i'm sure yur one of those[size=14pt] "I NO FIT PAY PASS 15,000 for website, even 15k too much" How d hell do you expect to get a gud job when ur so bent on paying coins?

infact, say u make me vex under this hot sun, na thunder go fire ur enemy.
mcheewwwww.

wat he heck is it that the whites are doing that even me personally cant do in a twinkle?

u be baboon in short. mcheewwww, (dis guy don make me vex na.)

[quote author=i-Guru link=topic=553027.msg7167348#msg7167348 date=1290080206]HEllo house,
I have a problem with my website,
I finished designing my layout(indexpage), all i want to do is if i click on another page, lets say contact us;
i want it to still appear with the layout design of the index page.
That is when i click a page, i want it to load with the same layout design i use in the index page.
I don't want to rewrite the code twice.[/quote]This people will just break ur head with complex PHP thangs, better do iframe or if you cant, then turn to a dummy style, SAVE YOUR INDEX PAGE AS about.html.
once you are done workin on about, save and then save as the next page.html

But using includes wulda been realy best for u cos of updating.

safe.

DC
how now?
been a while. howz that skool thingy we talked abt?

>>>> LANCHES GOOGLE.COM >>>> asks, google, pls who are those spoiling the image of the country?

Thanks for that point!!! " I DOUBT IF THE POSTER CAN SATISFY MY CHARGES"

I'm only agreeing with you cos am m.a.d at the poster

>>>> 2:03am >>>> YAWNS and goes off to bed >>>>>>

Hmmm,  The power of COPY & PASTE. lol I'll mark your comprehension later.

becareful o before u exhaust all your ctrl C, ctrl V privileges. abi u no no say d thing dey finish?  This guy must giv u d work.

@Yawa,  thanks for opening my eyes at the poster's annoyin statement about [size=18pt]experimenting [/size]nigerians. Its realy ANNOYING. i neva realy got the drift. we be hungry people for africa na so we go dey run after people wey dey oyibo land for  2 - 2 dollars. mcheeewwww.

i wonder what the bot is even doing in this case!!!

[quote author=b-_-d link=topic=547752.msg7118946#msg7118946 date=1289439444]I did not what to believe what white people say about Nigeria. It is shamfull that I must do this myself or pay whites because are blacks can not be trusted to complete a simple task.[/quote]Now lemme understand this. Have you engaged anyone already to do this for you and the person fd up? if so, maybe u aint engaging the right person.
yoruba say, Owo ile, no carry am go give ara ita o.

Webmasters in this section has carried out tasks that are farrr farrr farrr more serious and complex than what you need right now. Its just a matter of asking around in here for the right person to contract.


[quote author=, link=topic=547752.msg7119371#msg7119371 date=1289456032]<<<chops down the plantashion tree with a matchet<<<ya forgot i was part of the develops too? or you want make i sound ya?[/quote]oya abeg no vex, i been no wan mention ur name cos i want make the bros give me job, No cut me abeg, ok u follow.

oops!! oga is angry >>> hides under a plantain tree), sir pls am sorry.

lol @Slyr0x

Dual Core:
ishit4body
how the furk did the bot allow that name

please employe me, i designed these sites, www.yahoo.com and www.facebook.com

Donpuzo:
@Owner. Don't mind that fool,

He does not know the game is not played this way. I have told him a couple of times! Yet he choose to remain a fool at his age!

Let him keep fooling himself and the little he can. While we smile to be banks with the few we know!

Yey!! donpuzzy, who are u pinging?

@webmonk,

every thing u said here brov was what happened in that meeting today. lol, twas like u were in that meeting with me,

i told em they were dealing with a coy here, not just a coy, one that has policies and we dont do demos,
commit us, we do the job, u dont like d design, we re-do it, till u are satisfied then we proceed with the job,


their problem actually was that the guy who hosted their previous site was no where to be found and all their important emails are hooked up there with no way to retrieve em, i just told em, once beaten, they need to be twice shy. let em go and hook up with the 20k budgets, we dont bloody care.

@owner, ur spoiling this babe's business. which one now? lol

answer the questions first now b4 we go begin order, abi?

Webmasters, Una go fear na.

imagine i just got off a hot meeting now with an oil servicing coy here in PH, my coy is trying to do their website for em, a CMS for that matter and imagine what they are pricing? N50k

They said some two people like that gave em a quote for 20k, and i was like, W, T, F

I told em, we go fit pity them for 80k or notin, last of the gist is, we no get the job cos freelancers like this one wey i dey post dem pix and link here don poison dem mind.

wetin we go do these hungry mushrooms now?

see this site for example: www.web4allproject.com/

whats wrong with posting it here?

una still dey here?

wait, b4 u go sleep, post that link, where be badoo?

i dey u pon. lol
na one client work o, me and my eyes are just battling each oda here. sleep dey dull my brain here.