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Aunty Serah, its more serious than you think o.
Even this present story is on the run...

@Damex, dat's true.
The whole thing is becoming very funny,
Its like Love-life on campus and tenth generation are published already #probabilty-not so sure#, cos his fans are asking for published copies.

Hmm, God is great!

@Seun...its well with Nairaland.

dawoyo: Yeah I actually have no idea how they feel. I already stated in my post that I can't write but appreciate & enjoy good literary works & since d i.d.i.o.t's has apologized, why don't we just try & 4giv him? Frank, Serah & Bukkydan, no disrespect meant here oooooo & I don't mean to downplay how hard it is on u guys pls!

I forgave him long time ago

Gross! When I saw that link this evening I almost fainted. Right now sleep eludes me. Some freaky eediots stole so much stories, causing traffics, even getting credits for himself! Whoever he is...I have little to type for now...
Frank, I saw your story I was like Wtf! The credits the thief was getting alone could make you cry. Even Aunty serah's new story is on the run... I wonder if he hasn't published the works. To think that he's even been cool with it; is annoying.

I thought Nland was protected....
Seun where art thou?
#confused#

I'm so disappointed by what some people are doing. Some thieves; some blunt fools on Nland are busy stealing what some writers are suffering to write!

Stories which I stressed my fingers to type, strained my eyes and also racked my brain were stolen by some dam-ned Eeediots; who believed they could hear the devil speaking to them through a radio.

Stories like
Razor Tongue
Tenth Generation.
As deep as the sea.
Lara's faith
Love-life on campus.

Were all on the Fool's facebook page. The thief even claimed to be the writer! Gosh.

I must confess, that really killed my passion for writing on Nland, I'm never gonna post any stories here anymore. I just can't stand some people using my brain to make publicity for themselves.
I never knew some people think with their heads upside down. What's it gonna profit you killing people's dreams?

Eeiish! They really spoiled my evening, I wonder if I can sleep well tonight, some people are just plainly wicked-species of Whatever. Seriously as I type now; my emotions are really taking over...I just feel like ...nevermind.

But whoever that theif is;I know he/she would read this,. Ama tell ya that I and other writers on Nland far better than ya by the grace of God! All ya can do is trail after our foot prints! Mi o raye shit mehn!

Lord av mercy! I couldn't believe what I saw on that link! People could be wicked!

I'm sowi my sweet Nlanders, i'm no longer writing any story on Nairaland anylonger. Gross!

I'm sowi for not updating all this while...too busy with ma registration stuffs in school.

Hey Ollyfad! Really? How comes? Tell me more! Who's the person? What's the link?

Hey aunty congrats! Wishing ya many happy years ahead in your marriage, God bless your marriage

Hy Bigshol..
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Dapo walked gingerly into Sasha's room, he has made up his mind to apologise to her atleast to clear the air.
"You can't knock?" Sasha asked peering into her mirror.

"Sorry, I forgot." Dapo replied standing beside her. Where would he start from?

"Sasha, please I'm sorry about what happened." he began.

"Why are you sorry?" Sasha smacked her lips as she generously applied lip gloss to it.

"I know I've done you wrong, but I'm sorry." he searched her steel eyes.

"What if I died? Would you be here making sorry comments?"

"Thank God you didn't. But please..." he took her hands.

"Okay, its over now." Sasha turned to face her mirror.

Dapo watched her as she tied and untied her locks, he wished things would be normal again.
Sasha used to be his favourite sibling; right from the day she was born, he even shared his room with her when she was younger. He remembered how he would spend his pocket money buying sweets and chocolates for her, how he carried her everywhere he went. Their bond was so strong. Whatever severed that bond he never could tell, how their relationship turned sour he wished he knew...

"What are you looking at?" Sasha cut rudely into his thoughts

"Errm...nothing.." he looked startled.

"You were gaping at my hair." she smiled,

"Its beautiful." he couldn't help saying.

"Thanks Brother Dee" she said buckling her sandals.

Brother dee? When last did she call him that? He'd even forgotten.

"You're leaving today?" she gestured at the NYSC uniform he was putting on.

"Yea, this morning." he replied.

"Take care then." She strapped her bag.

"I will, you too." he hugged her warmly, he couldn't recall when last he got a hug from her.

"I'll miss ya." he added

"Are sure?" she held his hands
"When you all hate me? You would never miss me."

"I don't hate you, I love my baby sister." He hugged her again.
A sweet reunion,- he thought.

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Kenny used his question paper to wipe a bench before sitting down.

"So this is the so-called mock exams?" Sasha made a face sitting next to him.

"Yea dearie, I hope our WAEC would be as simple as this." Kenny nodded.

"I pray!"

"Sassy-locks, don't you think its high time we bought our jamb? We're wasting time o" Kenny asked.

"Yes yes, maybe this week" Sasha agreed.

"What school would you apply for?" She asked rumpling her question paper.

"Unilag for sure! And you?"

"I'm gonna remain in this state, I don't like Lagos." she said firmly.

"I don't wanna remain in an Ibo land for ever jor!" Kenny nudged her.

"Does that matter? Atleast I'm used to the environment, no time for changes." Sasha replied peering into pace.

"Or...are you staying back cos of your new boyfriend?" He teased

"which boyfriend?"

"That one with dreadlocks, is it micheal you call him?" Kenny replied.

"Badt boy! Mike is just a friend o" She laughed.

"mike is just a friend o" Kenny mimicked her.

"come on, he's just a friend." she pushed him.

"I agree."

"Talking about Micheal, let's go visit him, since we are less busy" Sasha suggested.

"Visit ke! With school uniforms?" Kenny laughed.

"doesn't matter, lets just go"

"the gateman won't let us out till school closes" Kenny pointed out.

"True." she thought for a while.
"Let's fly the fence at the back yard"

"ha! Sassy! Fly fence?" Kenny disagreed.

"C'mon! Follow me nah! I promise to take the blame." She pulled him off the bench.

"Okay" Kenny reluctantly followed her, and they walked towards the school's back yard.

"What about our bags?" he asked as they walked down the mainroad,

"We'll come back for them later." Sasha replied as she flagged down a Cab.
"The federal uni." she told the driver before pushing the nervous Kenny into the cab.

"Don't worry, we'll be fine." She squeezed his palms.

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"just pray! You hear me! Just pray nothing happens to that girl!" Williams glared at his son.

"Dapo why? Ehn? Why?" Barbra sobbed softly.

Dapo bent his head full of remorse as his parents pointed accussing fingers at him.
God help me! Why is it taking the doctor's so long to come out of the room where Sasha was?

"What happened to her?" Ashley asked as she and her son walked towards the williams

"Your nephew, wanted to kill her because of a scrabble board!" williams explained.

"Scrabble board?" Ashley asked in disbelief.

"Lord have mercy! " Kenny paced up and down.

"Doctor?" Barbra sat up as the doctor emerged.

"Don't worry, she'll be fine, it's just a mild shock." the doctor assured them.

"Can we see her now?" Kenny asked

"No, she's still unconscious."

"Please, just two minutes, please let me see her." Kenny pleaded till he was allowed to go in.

He stood quitely by the bed,
"God please save her life." he muttered quitely.

"Sasha?" he squeezed her hand.
"Sassy please don't leave me! Don't leave me all alone, you're all I have, my best friend, my sister my all, please don't die." he whispered gently.

He shut his eyes in grief, only to open them when he felt something squeeze his hand.
Sasha's lips corked into smile as she squeezed his palms.

"Sassy! You're awake?" Kenny quivered

"Sure" her eyes flew open.

"Oh my God!" Kenny gasped, was he dreaming?

"Sassy...you..you...mean you faked it all?" he asked eyes wide.

"Yea" she smiled at him
"So you love me wella, you're begging me not to die ehn?" she laughed gently.

"Gosh! Girl you scared me! Everybody's worried! Girl you are just too perfect!" Kenny hugged her.

"You came alone?"

"No, your parents, mine and Dapo are all waiting at the door." Kenny replied.

"That bastard!" Sasha scowled at the mention of Dapo.

"Your mum is crying o" kenny informed her.

"Ehhn! So these people love me wella!"

"Hey! Lemme go and tell them you're awake." kenny moved away.

"And just put up a suprise show!" Sahsa whispered.

"Doctor, mum, dad, come quickly! She's awake!" Kenny said opening the door.

"Oh my God! Serious?" Barbra scampered to her feet, others following suit.

"sorry my dear." Williams said after the doctor had examined his daughter.

"Uhm" Sasha winced.

"Sorry ehn" Barbra hugged her.

"My head...my neck...my teeth...my chin...my...I'm in pains mum..." Sasha whispered in a sick voice.

"Sorry, it's well" Ashley said rubbing her feet.

"Sorry sis..." Dapo edged closer to her.

Saha let out a scream as Dapo took her hand
"My hand o...its paining me."

"Sorry." Everybody chorused except Kenny.

He was trying his best to suppress the laughter threatening to burst out of him. Sasha was a rare breed. He thought. Who would believe everybody was tensed because of some fake show she fixed?
He turned to look at Dapo, who was looking pale
poor boy! He thought, everybody's pointing at him.

"I want to go home.." Sasha whined.

"easy dear, you'l soon go home okay?" Williams patted her locks

"As soon as the doctor come's back." Ashley assured her.

Kenny coughed loudly to get Sasha's attention, they exchanged looks and she winked at him.

"Poor Kenny, he almost died before his best friend!" Barbra teased him.

He was all smiles, atleast what happened, wasn't real.

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Wiping imaginary dirts off the wall; Sasha sat on the rug,squeezed into a corner of the sitting room. High pitched laughter came from her siblings, they were playing the scrabble game, she took a quick glance at Dapo and Cassandra,
shouldn't they be in their place of primary assignment and hostels respectively? She thought.
Coming home to spend the weekend like some toddlers!

"What kinda word is that?" she heard Dapo say.

"read it now.." Cassandra replied.

"Oddball?" Kola read it out.

"Cassie , you're looking for trouble." Dapo warned as they both laughed.

"I wonder what she's wiping off the wall." Dapo whispered.

"Maybe, she's having a meeting with her fellow demons." Cassandra said loudly.

"The association of Dada's!" Kola chirped in.

Sasha swallowed hard, she heard them all, they were actually looking for her trouble, and she won't disappoint them.

"I want to play scrabble." she walked towards them.

"well Sassy, we aint done yet, wait till the game is over." Kola told her.

"I want to play scrabble now!" her voice was pitched high.

"Wait, till we're done" Dapo said irritated.

"No!" she said adamantly.

"what are you gonna do? we are'nt through yet." cassandra yelled at her.

Sasha grabbed the board, scattered the keys all over the place, before tearing the board in two.
"that's what I'm gonna do!"

"Are you out of your mind?" Dapo yelled infuriated.

"Yes!" came her reply.

"What the heck is your problem? Can't you live in peace for once?" he rose to his feet.

"Oh! Mr peace-maker, why don't you teach me how to live in peace"

"Don't you talk to me like that, okay? I'm far older than you!" Dapo wagged a warning finger at her face.

"What difference does it make? At 25 you're still depending on your parents for pocket money, when your mates are driving big cars with fat bank accounts?" Sasha sneered.

"Don't let me deal with you!"

"please do! Rubbish! What can you do? Kill me? You can do absolutely nothing Fool!" she spat into his face.

Infuriated, Dapo slapped her twice.
"Jeez!" Sasha glared at him, painful suprise written all over her face.

"Very good! Time to teach this brat how to use her tongue." Cassandra clapped.

"you slapped me?" Sasha's voice was low

Dapo wriggled his hands, did he just slap his sister? What on earth came over him?

"You dare raise your hands at me? Dapo you slapped me? Answer me! You slapped me?" she asked again in a painful whisper.

Dapo exhaled sharply, why couldn't he control his anger? What kind of example was he setting? He didn't just slap any female but his sister?
He glared at his hands, they moved to fast.

"Sasha!" Kola screamed, making him look up sharply.

Sasha slumped slowly to the ground, her rolled up. Kola rushed to hold her.
Dapo stared at her confused.

"Sasha!" he shook her, but she was unconscious.

"We're in trouble!" Cassandra wailed.

"bring some water." Dapo said, holding Sasha on his knees.

They poured a bowl of water on her, but couldn't revive her.

"Oh my God! Sasha please don't die!" Kola began to cry.

"Don't sit there crying, get the car key!" Dapo ordered.

"Cassie? Call mum and dad please" he added carrying Sasha on his shoulder.

"where are you taking her to?" Kola asked giving him the keys.

"Hospital." Dapo replied heading towards the garage.

His heart was heavy. For once he regretted coming home to spend the weekend. What if something happened to her? How would he face his parents to tell them he killed his sister?

"God please..." He said igniting the car.

Nice one aunty....

Hy splendblex....

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Sasha scratched her head furiously, as she watched her father gesticulate as he spoke; family meeting-he called it.
Her mum, kola, even Kenny and his parents were present.

"Sasha, explain how your suspension came to be." Jide-Kenny's father said.

She frowned a bit, this man should just maintain the respect she's giving him.

"There's nothing to explain." Kenny said uninvited.

"Shut up Ken!" Ashley yelled at her son.

"I went to see the principal, you need to listen to the unimaginable things, my own daughter did." Williams said through his teeth.

"I don't know why God gave me this kind of child." Barbra said with regret.

"Don't talk like that now." Ashley consoled her sister.

"Hmn, this is serious!" Kola chirped.

"Abeg park well jor!" Sasha and Kenny chorused.

"The only solution is this, the link between Ken and Sasha should be cut off, atleast no more communications, that should reduce the truancy." Jide suggested.

"Hian! What did you just say? You mean You would separate us?" Kenny squeaked eyeing his father,

"No, keep your cool, he's just making a suggestion." Sasha said quitely.

Williams sighed heavily, this was too big for him to handle. Sasha was an odd number in his even life, he must live with it.

"Kola please get I and Kenny some chilled juice, while we listen to this boring meeting." Sasha said carelessly.

"Gosh! This children are ridiculous!" Ashley laughed.
She isn't bothered by their stubborness, whats wrong there?

"Ridiculous ehn?"Jide eyed her.

"Hello?" Sasha said into her phone

"Hello I can hear you." she walked out of the sitting room, while the rest watched her.

"This girl lack manners." Jide said shaking his head.
The others to gave an affirmative grunt.

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Sasha ran to the door as soon as she heard a knock, she's expecting Micheal.

"Hi sister!" Cassandra hugged her.

"Cassie...what..I mean...why did you come home today?" she couldn't hide her disappointment.

"I heard of your suspension,..."

"So you came to give me a sermon?" Sasha smiled.

"Nope..."

A knock came again. Cassandra watched her sister run towards the door excited.

"Hi...you're welcome, please come in." Sasha held Micheal's hand leading him into the living room.

"Errm, mike, this is my sister cassandra, cassie meet mike-a friend"

"Hy" Micheal shook hands with cassandra.

"Please sit." Sasha gestured to a chair.

"Noo, I need to go now, I've got an appointment to keep, just passed by to say hi." Micheal explained

"hmmm" Sasha gave him a disappointed look.

"Hey, not that face! Promise to come during the weekends." Micheal assured her.

"Promise?" she brightened up.

"Yea.." he smiled, pushing her locks off her face.

"Bye." he told Cassandra who was watching them in keen interest.

"so girlie, who is he?" Cassandra asked after he left.

"A friend." Sasha frowned.

"a lover, i rather say!" Cassandra eyed her.
"But I don't like him"

"Did he ask you to like him before?" Sasha retorted.

"Nope! I think I know his face.."

"yep, he's from your school." Sasha said impatiently.

"that's right! His name is mike right? I know him well" Cassandra added.

"Okay cassie! Thank God you know him, can you keep quite now?" Sasha replied irritated.

"Do you know he belongs to the ?" she asked in gossip fashion.

"Which one is again?" Sasha almost yelled.

"A cult group!" She said grithing her teeth.

"Cassie, come.." Sasha edged closer to her.

"Are you sure you don't have fever? You need some drugs." she felt her sister's forehead.

"Leave me!" Cassandra pushed hands away.

"Cassie, if you're aint sick, then stop telling lies" Sasha said firmly walking into her room.

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Mr williams heart skipped beats as his secretary called to tell him his daughter was there to see him.
What on earth was she doing there? Shouldn't she be in school? He thought.

"Hy popsie!" Sasha bounced into the office.

"What are you doing here?" Williams asked as he hugged her.

"Here!" she placed an envelop on his table before going to raid his fridge.

"Oh my God! Sasha!" he shouted as he read the letter.

"What?" Sasha asked in a relaxed tone as she scooped generous amounts of bournvita into a mug and sipping from a glass of juice.

"You are suspended? What on earth happened?" Williams rose to his feet bewildered.

"I don't wanna talk about it." she said sipping from her mug of choco.

"but Sasha..."

"Dad please! I'm so hungry...call your driver to take me to an eatery." Sasha said firmly.
Mr williams sighed as he called his driver.

"which eatery are taking me to?" Sasha asked Okon-the driver as they drove out of her father's company.

"Tantalizers."

"No, take me to 'meal n bites'"

"but.." Okon was confused.

"I don't see any reason why I should go to another eatery when my mother owns one" Sasha scratched her locks.

"Let me have the money!" she ordered as they got to the eatery.

"hy momma!" she bumped into her mother at the door.

"Oops you're going out?" she eyed her mothers bag.

"stop looking at me like that! Or...never mind, I'm gonna pay for everything I eat." she brushed past her mother.

Barbra walked on the balls of her feet towards her car, she picked her phone to call her husband, what's going on?

Sasha squeezed into a table at the far end of the eatery, waving at a waiteress,

she gave her order
"one hollandia strawberry flavoured milk-one litre size, two spring rolls, four samosa, that's all."

she sipped from her milk drink slowly, surveying the eatery with her hawk eyes.
A young boy in his early twenties, wearing dreadlocks caught her attention, she rubbed her own locks absent-mindedly. The boy smiled at her, she frowned and bit into her spring rolls.

"Hy? Can I join you?" the boy walked to her table holding his plate of food.

He pulled out a chair without waiting for her reply.
"I'm micheal, and you?"

"Sasha." she shook his hands.

"Your hair, is it natural?" he asked.

"Yep! Like it?" Sasha smiled running her hands through her locks.

"Yea, I never knew girls wear natural Dada." he laughed.

"I do, yours is natural i guess."

"Yea, so what are you doing in a restaurant in school uniform?" he asked.

Sasha smiled, held his eyes for a while, before chuckling, he chuckled too, they seem to understand each, the aura around them is too big for people who just met few minutes ago. Well maybe, it's their Dreadlocks.

"I was suspended for being stubborn."

"Aww! All dadas are stubborn!" Micheal laughed.

"well...and you, do you school or work?"

"I school in the fedral uni, a level two student." he replied munching his food.

And on, their conversation went, till her father called her phone

"I need to go now." she rose to her feet.

"Your number?"

quickly she typed her number into his phone
"I need to go now, my driver is waiting." she waved.

"Okay, I'l call ya!" Micheal waved as he watched her leave.
The girl has a confidential friendly manner, she'll make a good friend- he thought.

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Barbra stole glances at her daughter from below the fashion magazine she was reading. She wasn't interested in magazine, she just had to read it cos of boredom. Being alone with Sasha at home was an experience she feared, she wondered if the girl was truly her offspring.

"Mum?" sasha's voice rang out.

"Ehn ehn?" Barbra said startled.

"Are alright?" Sasha asked drawing some imaginary images in the air.

"Erm...ermm...i'm fine"

"Okay." she sighed.

Barbra watched Sasha as she made some kind of wriggling movements with her hands, she smiled, nodded, frowned, bit her lips at intervals.
"Gosh! This girl is demonic!" she muttered to her self.

She had tried taking Sasha to a pastor for deliverance, but there wasn't any positive outcome. The man of God asked them to cut her dreadlocks, but the girl refused.

The giggles coming from her daughter increased her fear, she stood up quitely and slipped into her room, she picked her phone to call her husband, he should come home quick.
She changed her mind, because her husband won't leave the golf club for any reason, she decided to visit her younger sister; Ashley-Kenny's mother.

"Sasha?" She said in a quite voice.
"I'm going out." she added not minding the girl's silence.

"To where?"

"To my sister's place." she replied holding her bag closely.

"You wanna leave me all alone?" Sasha asked

"No..."

"No don't worry, just go!" Sasha said with a frown.

"But..."

"Go now!" Sasha waved her off.

She watched her mother scramble out of her presence, a mischievous smile playing on her lip. That was gross! Her mother succumbs to her authority.

"Everybody believes I'm possessed!" she laughed

"I love my dreadlocks jor! Everybody believes a dada is fetish!" she tossed her locks.

Time to do expliots, she thought as she ran towards her father's bedroom.

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Sasha bit graciously into the chocolate Kenny offered her.
"Chocolicious!" she smacked her lips

"my dad bought it yesterday." Kenny said with pride.

"Hmn, omo daddy!" Sasha sat on a stone.
Kenny sat beside her too, and they both watched other students as the played and loitered around.

"excuse me, the principal wants to see you please." a junior student told Sasha.

"Principal?" Sasha glanced at Kenny.

"Let me follow you." Kenny suggested.

"no don't worry! I can handle him." Sasha dusted her skirt as followed the path that led to the principal's office.

"Sasha williams!" Mr Duru-the principal glared at her.

"sir?" came the timid reply

"Is this the list you gave Miss Chinyere for the items needed in the first aid box?" he asked giving her a piece of paper.

"Yes" a smile played on her lips

"read it out,"

"two packet of contraceptive pills, four packet of con-doms, fifteen injections, a scanning machine, twenty bags of sanitary pads, a bag of tissues, twenty pants and bras...fourteen boxers,fifteen..."

"Shut up! Useless girl, are those the things needed in a first aid box?" Mr Duru interrupted her.

"But sir, those things are important, most expecially the contaceptive pills and con-doms, you know..." she explained in an important tone.

"Sharrap you she-devil!" Mr Duru scowled at her.
"I'm sick and tired of your behaviours, I've lost many teachers due to your devilish acts, I need to teach you some lessons as the health prefect, go and wash those toilets!" he continued.

"Why?" Sasha quipped.

"You'e asking me ehn? Here, take this, you are hereby suspended for three days." he handed a later to her.

"Three days break! Wow! Thanks man!" Sasha joyfully collected the letter as she bounced out of the office to inform Kenny about the 'good news'

Wow...I missed alot..thank God I'm back! Hy aunty Serah...I hail thee!

I'm sooo sorry my sweerie pies for for not updating all this while, different unexplainable things happened to my phone, but i'm still sowi o

Hy Bwaal...I see ya.

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Sasha yawned loudly as she knotted her tie. Monday mornings were always her best, she preferred weekdays to weekends; maybe its because she sits at home doing nothing during weekends.

She applied some olive-oil to her long;jet-black dreadlocks, she stood to examine herself before her mirror. Good to go she thought as she searched her locker for a rubberband, she needed to tie her locks into a ponytail else it'll keep falling to cover her face.

"Morning Sassy-Locks!" Kola bounced into the room, he was dressed for school too.

"thank God you're here, help me tie it into a ponytail." Sasha handed over the band to him

"Beautiful" He laughed
"Mum said you should come to the dinning." he added

"breakfast ready? Wow! Bring my bag along." Sasha said excitedly as she ran out of the room..

Kola watched her leave. His sister can be nice if she choose to be. He wondered why she always turned into a Tigress during weekends.
"She is a mystery." he shook his head meditatively.

"Morning mum, morning dad.." Sasha chirped as she walked into the dinning room.
"Hy cassie, morning brother Dapo." she hugged her brother and sister.

"You seem to be in a good mood, this morning." Barbra said biting into her bread

"yeah! Its monday!" she smiled slipping into a chair beside her father.

"Whats so special about mondays?" Kola asked pulling out a chair.

"my secret!" Sasha smirked.

"let me see.....errm...you weren't born on a monday..so?" Dapo sipped his coffee.

"so...so...so...eat your food quitely." SaSha pushed a plate of chips towards him.

"holla Kola, lets get going, bye everybody.." Sasha squeaked as she collected her pocket money from her father..

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"Sassy-locks! Sassy lockie-lockie! I hail thee!" Kenny sang as his bestfriend/cousin-Sasha walked into the class room

"Kenny noni! I see you jare!" she saluted him.

"How far nah?" she said as she hugged him.

"how are your parents?" Kenny asked as she squeezed into the desk they both shared.

"Fine and you?"

"Fine too, I and Dapo spoke yesternight on phone" Kenny added.

"Okay..." she whispered as she wiped some dust off the desk.

"Good morning class!" A fair lady in NYSC uniform walked into the class.

"Good morning ma!" the whole class chorused.

"This is S.S.3 right?" she asked

"Yes ma!" they chorused again.

"Okay...my name is Chinyere Akosa" she scribbled her name on the board
"I'll be taking you Biology, now let's start by you telling me your names." she motioned a boy

"My name is Naetochukwu Clement, I'm the time keeper" the boy said.

"Good, next..." Chinyere continued.

On and on the introduction continued till it got to the back seat.
"My name is Kenny Jide, I'm the head boy."

"Next.."

"My name is Sasha Williams, you can call me Sassy-locks. I'm the health prefect". Sasha said with grin.

"Sasha? Wow! I've heard alot about you." Chinyere couldn't hide her suprise.

"Really? Hope you heard the good part" Sasha winked.

Chinyere shuddered a little, she had heard about Sasha's wierd behaviours from other teachers, she just prayed she won't be a victim to Sasha's tactics.

"you know your mock exams are just few weeks away, so we're going to start revising some topics you don't inderstand clearly." Chinyere explained.
"So lets have suggestions..."

"I aunty" were the words that filled the air.
Majority of the class suggested Reproduction as a topic.

"So what don't you understand about reproduction?" she asked.

Sasha cleared her throat, Chinyere's heart missed a beat.
"Personally, I don't understand the sexual reproduction in humans." Sasha said with a smirk.

"Okay, then, lets start from the beginning, that's the asexual reproduction" Chinyere said opening her books.

"No need for that ma." Kenny stood up.
"We all understand all those ones, we even understand sexual reproduction in plants, its just the one in humans that we don't understand." Kenny explained before sitting down.

"Yes" The class chorused in support.

"You see..aunty, what we don't understand is how the thing happens, like how the sperms gets to meet the eggs..." Sasha added.

"Yes ma! And how the sperms came into existence, how are they produced, and how can they get out and meet the eggs." Kenny added further.

Chinyere couldn't help but blush all over.
"Aunty, you are blushing?" Sasha sniggered.

"See you in the next class" Chinyere said as she hurriedly packed her books.

"Aunty, are you running away?" Kenny sneered.

"Aunty come back nah! Aunty come nah!" the class called after her as she left in a hurry.

"No she shouldn't run away, she should come and teach us Biology! Rubbish!" Sasha hissed, amidst the uproar of laughter.

Ever since their set came into the school, no teacher ever taught them in peace, they are known as 'danger zone' with Sasha and Kenny as their Empress and Emperor respectively.

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Mr Williams Brown; exhaled slowly as he relaxed into a sofa, he smiled at his wife-Barbra before turning his attention to his children. His children were his source of joy, what more can a fulfilled man like him ask for?

Kemi-28yrs was married and living in a different state.
Dapo- 25yrs was preparing to go for his NYSC
Cassandra-22yrs was in her first year in the state university.
Sasha-17yrs was in her final year in secondary school.
Kola-14 yrs was in secondary school too.

He smiled absent mindedly, he was a fulfilled man.
"Honey, what are you smiling at?" Barbra queried.

"At your beautiful face" williams said winking at her,

"Dad, mom, can you please lower your voices." Kola quipped his eyes glued to the huge TV.

"Why?" Williams laughed

"this movie is very interesting and...and...your voice is distracting us." cassandra replied with her eyes fixed to the TV too.

"Oh yeah! End of season 1, Kola please slot in the next season." Dapo said excitedly as the movie stopped playing.

"what the name of the movie?" Barbra asked him

"Merlin" Dapo replied in a deep voice to the amusement of his siblings.

"Where's Sasha?" Williams directed the question to no one in particular.

"In the room" Cassandra replied.

"Why? Why isn't she watching the movie with you?" He queried.

The children exchanged glances before chorusing...
"She said she can't watch devilish movies."

"Devilish movies?" he echoed.

"yes dad" Cassandra laughed before adding.
"I wonder which one is devilish between the chinese movies she watches and Merlin."

"that girl is just an..."Dapo cut his remark short when he saw Sasha walking into the livng room.

The room fell silent as everybody fixed their gaze to the Tv. Williams laughed quitely, was it that they were all scared of her or what?

"Hi chacha..."Kola smiled at her.

"hi pukeface" Sasha replied curling up in a sofa

"stop calling me pukeface!" Kola pouted his lips

"stop calling me chacha." she replied shuffling through the pages of a novel.

Dapo made some signs to Kola to keep him shut, they all weren't ready for Sasha's trouble.

Williams watched his daughter as she peered at the novel she was holding, she was just a different specie in the family, no wonder Barbra calls her an 'oddball'. She've got wierd behaviours.
Sometimes he is forced to believe she is possessed, the way she does things; the dreadlocks on her head is even worsening the situation.

She looked up momentarily, their eyes locked for a while, he smiled at her, she didn't smile, she just peered into her novel some more.

"Oh my God....Authur is so funny!" Kola laughed out loud.

"and what's so funny, that you can't keep it to your self? Do you have to cackle this loud?" Sasha queried.

Cassandra pressed pause on the remote control, before turning to face her sister
"He wasn't laughing with your mouth oddball" she snapped.

"You need not remind me -big mouth!" Sasha sat up.

"now that enough! Sasha apologise to Cassie, you should never insult someone older than you." Dapo said authoratively.

"Who made you the judge? You had better pray for your name to be enlisted amongst the next NYSC batch, Mr Cheapskate!" Sasha relied making a face.

"Sasha!" Barbra reprimanded her daughter.

"Oh please mom! Spare that! You all heard Cassie when she called me an Oddball." she rose to her feet.

"Well that's what you are," Cassandra quipped.

"Being an oddball is a talent you would never have! Rubbish!" Sasha shot at her before stamping out of the room.

Barbra rubbed her forehead, she suddenly felt a pang of headache, she groaned softly as she snuggled into a sofa.

Cassandra hissed angrily, what was wrong with her sister anyway? She thought.
Irritated she unpluged the Tv from the socket. Dapo stood up and quitely walked into his room with Kola following suit.

Williams shuddered, the atmosphere was tensed. He wasn't a fulfilled man after all. His family wasn't at peace.

Nice move sweerie @ humbledbygrace