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PoliticsRe: NAIRALAND Has Got A Connection Problem by bulletproofmonk(m): 4:42pm On Aug 18, 2016
I wonder when it is Seun will realize NL has grown bigger than him.
NL can't keep going offline at will!
Have professionals look at your business model. As it is,God forbid anything happen to you,NL will die.
Start thinking sustainability.
PoliticsRe: How A Ministers Son Got Himself A Car Worth 900m by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:11pm On Aug 08, 2016
The boy sure knew how to ball

PoliticsRe: Fashola. 14 Companies Partners FG On $1.75bn Solar Power Project. 1125MW by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:12pm On Jul 22, 2016
Nah, not today, not now... I won't insult you, Your ignorance has done that to you already

If you could read effectively maybe you'd have had a better understanding of where am driving at

some countries have the luxury of experimenting with solar powered plants, others like Nigeria don't, we currently have an installed capacity of not more than 7,000MW. Instead of building small plants everywhere, why not build something large to generate what can supply the entire country for about 18 hours daily...

You can say all you want, but i won't stoop to your level of immaturity by trading insults... I'd rather trade opinions with you

Thanks
Dude,you know nothing about power. How can you prefer embedded to distributive captive generation for Nigeria? Novice talk...
PoliticsRe: First Crude Oil Lift From Aje Field FPSO Due In August – Panoro Energy by bulletproofmonk(op): 8:30am On Jul 21, 2016
ABOUT THE AJE FIELD

Aje is an offshore field located in OML 113 in the western part of Nigeria in the Dahomey Basin. The field is situated in water depths ranging from 100 to 1,000 metres and is about 24 kilometres from the coast. It contains hydrocarbon resources in sandstone reservoirs in three main levels – a Turonian gas condensate reservoir, a Cenomanian oil reservoir and an Albian gas condensate reservoir.

The joint venture partners had in October 2014 taken the final investment decision to develop the first phase of the field.

They submitted the Field Development Plan to the Department of Petroleum Resources in January 2014 and it was approved in March, with first oil expected late in 2015.

Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum was granted the Oil Prospecting License 309 in June 1991 as a sole risk contract under the Federal Government’s Indigenous Allocation Programme, which was put in place to encourage the development of a locally-owned and operated Nigerian upstream oil industry.

The company said following the acquisition of 2D seismic data in 1994/95, and the drilling of the Aje-1 well in 1996, the field was discovered, adding that a second well, Aje-2, was drilled in 1997.

After the successful drilling and testing of both wells, OPL 309 was converted to OML 113 in 1998, with an initial term of 20 years, it said on its website.
PoliticsFirst Crude Oil Lift From Aje Field FPSO Due In August – Panoro Energy by bulletproofmonk(op): 8:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
We are gradually getting there...
http://energymixreport.com/first-crude-oil-lift-aje-field-fpso-due-august-panoro-energy/

Panoro Energy (“the Company” or “Panoro” with Oslo Ticker: PEN) is pleased to announce that the commissioning of the Front Puffin FPSO has now been completed, and the Front Puffin FPSO is on hire following the 72 hour test.

Targeted stabilised production rates have not yet been achieved, due to mechanical issues and Nigerian regulatory approvals. Until the outstanding issues are resolved, which could take until the end of Q4 2016, production shall be maintained at a restricted daily rate of approximately 7,000-8,000 barrels of oil. We expect the first crude oil lifting from the Front Puffin FPSO to take place at the end of August.

In the meantime we continue to be encouraged by the performance of the reservoir to date. Material reductions in operating costs have also been achieved at Aje, and continuing efforts are being made to secure further savings.

Laboratory assays have been delivered on Aje crude oil which show it to be as expected a high quality grade of approximately 42 degree API. Several international oil companies and trading houses have expressed interest in purchasing Aje crude.

Work continues for planning of Aje Phase 2 (additional Cenomanian oil wells) and Phase 3 (Turonian gas and condensate), and in evaluating the wider exploration potential on OML 113.

CrimeRe: Two Homosexuals Escape Lynching In Enugu (photo) by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2016
saintdennis:
Smiles
Ok they were almost lynched for attempted rape...happy now?
The same way onlookers laughed at the lynching of black people then, is the same way black people laugh at gay people being lynched. Irony


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiyQFG6uHgg
CrimeRe: Two Homosexuals Escape Lynching In Enugu (photo) by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:18pm On Jul 18, 2016
Just thinking randomly; many years ago, people were lynched for being black...
PoliticsRe: US GOVT: Fayose’s Allegation On President Buhari’s Wife Aisha Was True (photos) by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:00am On Jul 12, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Better late than never.

Your Presidiot's wife is a corrupt prostitute grin
Years from now when you are afflicted with sickness,your wife and daughter raped in your presence, you will wonder where all of this came from.

Why call someone you don't know nor havent met a prostitute? Someone's wife,a mother?

If this was meant to be a joke,you failed.
Science/TechnologyRe: Bat Shot Dead In An Office In Onitsha, Anambara State by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2016
I am surprised you havent made suya out of this one. Awon onijekuje Nigerians
PoliticsRe: IPOB, A Disaster For Biafra, By Chukwuemerie Uduchukwu- Premium Times by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
ejilife:
Recircled article. This thoughtless article written by a lost soul is over 2 months old na. Why recircle rubblish?
Please tell me 'recircle' was an error.
Not only did you commit this error once,you committed it twice!

Repeat after me...[size=15pt]R E C Y C L E[/size]
EducationRe: Covenant University And OAU Ife Compared By A Twitter User by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:32pm On Jul 06, 2016
dhorlapo:
Is Covenant University This Bad? See What This Guy Said About Them


Could it be that this guy is just ranting… I thought some say Covenant university is one of the best around?

https://i2.wp.com/gidibest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wp-1467553097602.png
:- http://gidibest.com/2016/07/03/is-covenant-university-this-bad-see-what-this-guy-reveals-about-them/
Foolish talk. 2.1 from any school will get you invited for a Test at least. 2.2 from OAU won't.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Board GEJ And PMB Compare And Contrast. by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:11am On Jul 06, 2016
Nuruddeen777:
NNPC BOARD UNDER FORMER PRESIDENT
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN...GEJ
BOARD CHAIRMAN-MRS. DIZIENI- SOUTH
BUKAR ABDULLAHI .NORTH.
STEVEN ORASANYA. SOUTH.
OLUSEGUN OKUNU. SOUTH
DANIEL WADZANI. SOUTH
BENARD O.N OTTI. SOUTH.
PETER NMADU. SOUTH.
TAYE HARUNA. SOUTH
NEWLY RECONSTITUTED NNPC BOARD UNDER
PRESIDENT M.BUHARI.
BOARD CHAIRMAN, IBE KACHIKWU - SOUTH.
KACALA M. BARU. NORTH
MAHMUD DUTSE. NORTH
ABBA KYARI. NORTH
THOMAS JOHN. SOUTH
PIUS O. AKIN. SOUTH
TAJUDEEN UMAR. SOUTH
LAWAL MOHAMMED. NORTH
YUSUF LAWAL. NORTH
You do realize the North - NC,NE,NW. Likewise the South = SS,SE,SW.
Stop being mischievous
PoliticsRe: Yoruba...stop Dividing Us. Yoruba I Say...stop Dividing Us & Leave Us Alone! by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:39am On Jul 04, 2016
On a monday morning at exactly 7:14am,this was your inspiration?

It is well with Nigerian youths
PoliticsRe: Niger-delta's Loss Is Lagos State's Gain. by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
Lolz where will the oil and gas that will be refined come from? Don't make me laugh too hard please.Shebi Kadunna has a refinery? Is it still getting supplies now?
You think the richest man in Africa hadn't thought of that? Ever heard of Oil Swaps??
PoliticsRe: Dubai Properties: Terrorists Have Migrated To The Internet – Buratai by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2016
lovat:
If speaking the truth against your dubai properties makes me a terrorist then so be it but let it be known that I'm a Terrorist with Conscience
Pele o Nairaland Freedom Fighter
BusinessRe: CBN Grants Providus Bank Licence To Operate As A Commercial Bank by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:23pm On Jun 15, 2016
maximunimpact:
another wild animal released from the cage, soon they will join the bandwagon of lazy banking
Is this to be FTC or you just take delight in being negative?
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are NOT Cowards by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:38am On Jun 11, 2016
IamJames:
That is the issue, u are confusing these guys to be boko haram who are blood thirsty. If these guys are able to get their demands realized for their region then they'll back down. They hunger for a prosperous and peaceful region/country so I don't see them destabilizing it once its realised.
Is that the general consensus?You guys really need to read more about agitations and interests.
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are NOT Cowards by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:24am On Jun 11, 2016
IamJames:
U really shouldn't worry urself about dat. When we get to dat bridge we'll definitely know how to cross it.
Really? You think it will be that easy to tell militants and cultists who are hungry for blood to back down and let peace reign?

Have you guys REALLY given it a deep thought?
PoliticsRe: MILITANTS - The Leaders Of Tomorrow's SS And SE? by bulletproofmonk(op): 7:11am On Jun 11, 2016
wickyyolo:
Nonsense.
Remember how Northerners cheered Boko Haram initially as their freedom fighters,it bit them in the ass eventually.
PoliticsMILITANTS - The Leaders Of Tomorrow's SS And SE? by bulletproofmonk(op):
In the event regions are granted autonomy, have the SS and SE thought about the roles their militants will play?
Avengers,IPOB,Ultimate Warriors,MASSoB etc. are not going to back down!

They will remind you they fought for your emancipation. YOU WILL BE RULED BY MILITANTS AND BRIGANDS EVENTUALLY! You think it is the North that will suffer the most? You guys have created monsters without realizing it. All dem Ankio Briggs will be hushed and the militants/cultists will take over governance.

It is well with you guys..
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Are NOT Cowards by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:54am On Jun 11, 2016
In the event regions are granted autonomy, have the SS and SE thought about the roles their militants will play?
Avengers,IPOB,Ultimate Warriors,MASSoB etc. are not going to back down!

They will remind you they fought for your emancipation. YOU WILL BE RULED BY MILITANTS AND BRIGANDS EVENTUALLY! You think it is the North that will suffer the most? You guys have created monsters without realizing it. All dem Ankio Briggs will be hushed and the militants/cultists will take over governance.

It is well with you guys.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Crisis Is A Scam! by bulletproofmonk(op): 8:00pm On May 21, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
me keep mocking some one else? Where and when? Any ways thats your business. if you like sympathise with them if you like dont. But just pray the scam doesnt get to your corner, cos when it does you will come back to share your testimony.
I see you get the point now.Spread the word to anyone else you feel is misled.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Crisis Is A Scam! by bulletproofmonk(op): 7:36pm On May 21, 2016
IRserveMyComent:
Op and his supporters just pray such a scam doesnt befall you. Because when it does una go come back here to recount.
That is this point of this thread.
You can't keep mocking someone else's pain and expect others to sympathise with you in distress.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Crisis Is A Scam! by bulletproofmonk(op): 6:26pm On May 21, 2016
Not even one picture of a dead cow in Enugu
PoliticsFulani Herdsmen Crisis Is A Scam! by bulletproofmonk(op):
The Fulani Herdsmen crisis is a scam.It is mere propaganda being promoted by proponents of Biafra to soil PMB's Government. How come there are no pictures showing matchete wielding men riding on cows and sacking entire villages.It is a scam jor!

Moral of the story - The same way you feel about the junk I just wrote is how Chibok parents and well wishers feel when you ridicule the fact their kids were kidnapped..

Selah
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth's N200,000 Belt To The Launch Of Laffhub.com by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:06am On May 04, 2016
Chuksemi:
200, 000 naira? Maybe the belt comes with bags of rice and a paint of Garri in the carton....

Why would I buy just leather with that amount? When AbA boys are ever reppin'
What poor people say ^^^
CelebritiesRe: DJ Young Money Performs On The Street Of Lagos (Photos, Video) by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
abujasingles:
He is too young for this. It can lead to drinking,smoking at a young age.
What the average Nigerian parent tells you....until you earn an endorsement, then they remember how they invested their time to train you.
PoliticsRe: Worshipers Interrupt Imam’s Prayers For Saraki In Ilorin - Sahara Reporters by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:01am On Apr 25, 2016
Keep deceiving yourselves. Same wedding I attended over the weekend in ilorin.
Not one picture
PoliticsRe: Saraki: Witness Tenders Implicating GTB Documents Against Him by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
DeviIhimself:
[s][/s]
Nonsense we're no more buying this distraction
the nation is currently under chaos.

this is a cheap distraction saraki can go to hades for all we care afterall he's an apc vagabond bastard.
we're talking about Buhari the worst president since mankind you're talking nonsense.
may thunder strike Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder doesn't strike,only lightening does.
CrimeRe: OMG! See What Cultists Did To A 100 Level Student During Initiation (graphic Pix by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:37pm On Mar 29, 2016
Stupiid bloggers.It's special effects from a guy called Hakeem.Google him.

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