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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Fans Pose At Black Gate To Applaud‎ Her With Placards by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:33pm On Mar 20, 2016
kokoA:
They need this bazooka between my legs to keep them busy.
You will have daughters one day, and same will be said about them.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce And Obasanjo Pictured Together by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2016
dukie25:
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There's nothing I can do if you find my calling obj a monkey offensive. My advice would be, learn to live with it cause I intend calling him worse names by 2019.
All the best hiding behind an alias and calling baba a monkey.

You are but a speck in the scheme of things.You know as well as I know that no one in your household has achieved up to one-third baba's achievments. Ugly baba has been with the most beautiful women you will ever see but never meet.

Bow down to a playa greater than you and your household.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce And Obasanjo Pictured Together by bulletproofmonk(m): 4:16pm On Feb 25, 2016
dukie25:
Obasanjo shouldn't be sitting on a chair, the monkey should be sitting on a tree not a chair.
If a white man makes the same comment, you'll call him racist.

You don't know OBJ, he does not you, yet you call him a monkey.

When some of you end up being unsuccessful in life, retrace your past events.
PoliticsRe: Imo State's Lack Of Industries Continues As Onye Imo Builds A Refinery In Lagos! by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:58am On Feb 20, 2016
You guys argue over the most stuupid things!
Technology MarketRe: Emeka-Nelson's Electricity Generator That Is Powered By Water by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:48pm On Feb 07, 2016
muba4huss:
Seriously if we nigerians do not encourage this guy, the foriegner are coming for him. What he invented will be refined and finally be imported to nigeria.we dont have to wait for the goverment but rather assist him financially...goverment arent helping us here in Nigeria...
I am game!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Bombing & Water Pollution: When Did Nigerians Become This silly? by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
playtheblues:
Stop frustrating the people.
Empower them.
Educate them.
I doubt if any graduate can do this.

Stop neglecting the people from whose land the whole nation is enriched.

How many Naija Deltas are oil well owners?

When you give the oil wells to the Danjuma, Babangida, Abachas, Abdusalamis of this world, what do you expect the Naijadelta youths to do?

Government needs to rethink!

What happened to the Naija Deltan International students who were sponsored to study overseas?

Buhari stopped the sponsorship.

Don't blame these people alone without blaming the Government.

Na condition make crayfish bend.
Are Oil wells just "dashed" like that?
If the oil is at their backyards, what stops them from taking their buckets to go and scoop huh
PoliticsRe: Stay Away From Our State – Enugu Government Warns MASSOB, IPOB by bulletproofmonk(m): 8:08am On Jan 18, 2016
studio14:
Mr Governor you did not own Enugu, Enugu belongs to the masses you re inconsequential
You guys find it hard to submit to leadership.In markets,in cities,within residential setups etc. NOTHING CAN EVER BE ACHIEVED IF YOU OPERATE IN CHAOS! Keep making yourselves easy targets for overzealous young army cadets.
PoliticsRe: How Akpobolokemi, Tompolo Stole Nimasa’s Billions- PM NEWS by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:11am On Jan 14, 2016
mccoy47:
Whatever happened to Ayiri's case with chevron?

Or is it cause his sins has been washed away with his entrance into APC?
What were those sins? Kindly share
PoliticsRe: Biafran Passport: MASSOB Defrauded Us –victims by bulletproofmonk(m): 12:33pm On Jan 05, 2016
The irony ------> Spending Naira to purchase a Biafran passport. Why didnt MASSOB request they paid using Biafran currency?
PoliticsRe: Can Somebody Please Enlighten Me On What I Stand To Gain From FG Subsidy Removal by bulletproofmonk(m): 10:10am On Jan 03, 2016
Typical selfish Nigerian.Always thinking about himself alone.If the policies don't impact him directly,he resists.
PoliticsRe: Zakzaky Ran Parallel Govt For 20 Years, Zaria Residents Allege by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2015
oduastates:
it does not mean that you should kill 300 people just like that
100 has turned to 300.Why do you people like whole numbers sef? It's always 100,200 or 300, not 199,187 or 94
RomanceRe: Please Is Such A Girl Worth Taking Serious "Snapshots Included" by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:18pm On Dec 27, 2015
All I can decipher from this, is 2 teenagers poor at english.
PoliticsRe: A Stranger On A Plane Puts Together A Bouquet And Presents To GEJ by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:49pm On Dec 24, 2015
shaddi:
This a man we Nigerians mistreated and trew him away like a dirt with great disdain but now he has risen...... I always feel the guilt in my heart when I see post like this.... Now I realise the truth behind the saying "A prophet is not regarded in his home town"... He was really a prophet of transformation but we trew him away for the 'change' we had no idea about

Am sorry my vote sent you away cry cry cry

You are still my HERO kiss kiss kiss
I honestly don't understand comments like this. Why don't you just come out and say it is okay to ignore huge financial misappropriation of public funds. That way,it will be legal and acceptable for every dasuki and diezani to steal us dry.
PoliticsRe: Ijaw, Itsekiri Leaders Vow To Shut Down Shell Operations by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:42pm On Dec 17, 2015
dazdilijae:
Ignorance spotted
Must you comment?
You expect everyone to join the bandwagon and blame Shell shey? I have worked in communities and familiar with all their "agitations".They make it look like it is for the overall benefit of everyone,when the real deal is how they get contracts for everything from catering to supplies etc.

They better wake up.Crude Oil is now $38.It won't cost the IOCs much to move to other friendly regions. People in Warri are feeling the pinch now.
CareerRe: I Think My Staff Is Tired Of His Job by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2015
laprince:
this is simply one sided. Did u remember to ask the op if he is cruel to his staff and how much his staff is paid?

Although,the birthday excuse is so Lame . I could swear on that.
You don't tell your boss to shut down for the year because you have church activities and a birthday.A time of the year when sales peak.Tells me how unproductive and myopic such a staff is.
CareerRe: I Think My Staff Is Tired Of His Job by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:47pm On Dec 17, 2015
sluvy4tune:
At about 3pm today while trying to tidy up my desk for the day, one of my office assistant who I employed about 6months ago walked into my office and that he had some things he wants to discuss with me.

Knowing he has not made such demand before I quickly gave him all attention

After settling into the chair, he went on telling me why we should close early this year,that there is so much responsibility for him this period from his church to family he went on to tell me about how his body need rest and that even his birthday is coming up this month and he needs time so he can run around and put things in order before the birthday comes up.

After he left, I called the accountant to verify if his November salary and allowance has been payed of which I got a Yes response. (Needed to be sure if it's money wahala)

Aside this I personally Tip him as he helps me run some outside office errand once in a while.


I am still speechless....

Nairalanders what do you think?
His reason for you to shut down early is because of those flimsy reasonshuh Fire the baga! Nigerians have a poor work ethic.Trust me,increasing his salary won't change anything. Don't blame some companies who insist on having expatriates as core staff.
PoliticsRe: Ijaw, Itsekiri Leaders Vow To Shut Down Shell Operations by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:11pm On Dec 17, 2015
I don't feel sorry for Buhari,I feel sorry for the community and the many Nigerians that will be laid off.
These guys are spending money to improve your lot and yall are forming braggadocio. If it is that easy,go and drill and explore the oil yourselves.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce At It Again! But What A Wonderful Response From This Twitter User by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:12am On Dec 11, 2015
You guys are the ones displaying your folly.
In saner climes,Soldiers/War Veterans enjoy perks like this everywhere they go - scholarship,rebates,discounts etc.
Ben Bruce in this case is the one with exposure,the guy who responded only showed his ignorance.
BusinessRe: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by bulletproofmonk(m): 12:22pm On Dec 06, 2015
imsuboi:
go and tell your father to get the fvck outta here. bastard. cheesy
You mentioned father and bastard in the same sentence. Do you know what a bastard is? You are as retarded as the rice smugglers who birthed you.
Reply me once again and I'll further reveal unsavoury details about your unfortunate existence.

Eediat
BusinessRe: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:54am On Dec 06, 2015
biafransoul:
Why do you choose to be daft like this? Who told they did not pay for duty or the source of the rice they are selling? Why defending the indefensible? What stopped them from coming in the day? How did they know the imported and local rice since most are packaged same? This act of impunity must stop.
Do you also have proof they paid duties? Stop being emotional for once and reason
BusinessRe: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2015
biafransoul:
What information are you talking about? Do you even know whether the rice is from abakaliki or Benue?
Do you know if it's smuggled? fvck outta here man
BusinessRe: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2015
imsuboi:
would you type this thrash if both of your parents' shops were among those raided by these thieves? huh


ozuo angry angry
It's emotional talk like this that lets all this nonsense thrive. So because its your parents involved in hoarding,we should look the other wayhuh Get tha fvck outta here man
BusinessRe: Custom Officials, Soldiers Raid Lagos Rice Stores. History Repeating Itself? by bulletproofmonk(m): 10:00am On Dec 06, 2015
Sharrap abeg. Should hoarding of essential commodities be encouraged? When prices skyrocket, it is the same Buhari you will blame. Sharp practices in business will always be at the detriment of the masses not the rich.
EducationRe: How Uniben Students Fetch Water In Hostel..lwkmd! by bulletproofmonk(m): 7:41am On Nov 27, 2015
NobleAky:
And Buhari now lives in the air than on the land.
You ignored the hall excos,hall chairman,vice chancellor,chancellor,members of the governing council....the first person you blamed was the president.Keep waiting for buhari to come fix your tap.These youths of nowadays sef
CrimeRe: Woman Allegedly Killed By Her Husband's Brothers...they Butchered Her [G.PHOTOS] by bulletproofmonk(m): 8:28pm On Nov 20, 2015
taiyejames:
Surely i know say nah dem dem, Biafra people.
I am Yoruba but I must say, you are a heartless fool!
This is a brutal murder case and name-calling is the first thing that comes to mind.
You are a shame to humanity
CareerRe: Should He Leave His Current Job? Help by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:30pm On Nov 19, 2015
englishmart:
you love your job because it keeps you closer to your family, and. It's stress free right? Has your closeness to your family increased your earnings?
I believe with your PhD, you wouldn't be assigned to do any much of a stressful job. Relocate your family and become the big boy God has destined you to be
130k for a PhD is equally a rip-off.He should stay back in Ibadan and start an academic career in one of the Universities.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Discrimination Of HND Holders, Equating Them With Bsc Third Class. by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:50pm On Nov 10, 2015
cheeketo:
that issue spoiled my whole day, i started the application today, and the process has been going on well until i get a regret message after i filled in my class, which is not available, so i picked the HND option. its so painful, cos i wasted my whole morning, wouldn't have bothered if i was told HND shouldn't apply.
It is grammar like this that causes the discrimination
PoliticsRe: Over 10 Million IPOB Members Protesting The Detention Of Nnamdi Kanu..photos by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2015
Now,it has become 10million...Tomorrow,they will say 30million.

These people and their skewed statistics.
PoliticsRe: British Govt. Does Not Support Biafra Agitators – UK High Commission by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:01am On Nov 04, 2015
Rotimi47:
Russia do not support succession as they have similar problem, likewise China & India not to talk of Europe where Spain & UK have similar problem.

You made a comment about kicking out shell but you fail to understand the military & political strings that the British hold.
Shell is a Dutch company
PoliticsRe: Biafra An Online Country by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:55pm On Oct 21, 2015
Walai, the country is hosted on the Cloud
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her New House - Photo by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
agarawu23:
Big mansion without a husband is shiit. Don't let hypocrites deceive you.

Go and marry undecided

850m on a mansion and you want good guys to ask you out?
Is this what Nigerian guys have been reduced to?? Hating on successful women?? Bro,you are a LAZY f*ckboy! A good for nothing irritant.You think you are a gift to all women?? Go and marry Go and marry! Is that all you see when you meet a successful woman?? Chei,same youths who want to lead.
PoliticsRe: Popular Blogger Arraigned, Remanded In Prison Over False Publication by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:27am On Oct 17, 2015
Dklef:
Thats good. Btw,
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.iam rapper drizzklef though. Plz help my carrier
Learn to spell "career" first

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