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PoliticsRe: Have U Ever Been Harassed By Cultists Before?share Exp. by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:43pm On Oct 03, 2014
seankafor: just want to knw wether is only me is guilty of this just went to imsu to visit my snr bros.as i reached bishops court come de enter his hostel.e get one guy wey dem de call tata.as i say make i entter gate. The guy call me. I wan freestyle him but one mind tell me make i go.as i reach there.come see bad guys..,taaa how i go fear naa,i just bone face oo cos if dem no say u be jew.chai ur own don finish.he come ask me hu i de find.i tell him say na my bros.xo one other baga wey de with me com say that dem wan drink alomo.,say na only two hunds them want.i tell dm say i no get.dm be lyk one seach me.and i carry my bb for poket.xo as we dey talk my bros com show.xo dem freestyle me.xo afta evrytin my bros tell me say dewm be ayez men xo feel free to share ur experince
Is this english you just typedhuh
BusinessRe: Divestment: Shell Sells 4 Oil Fields In Nigeria by bulletproofmonk(m): 4:02pm On Aug 28, 2014
2sExy1: It's nothing new na, Make them pack commot sef. They haven't responded to the damaged lands in people's communities
allanphash7: all this is just to read and know what is going on in our economy , it has no value in the life of the youth or even masses. those wey get this country know themself,, Nigeria is not for everybody. SMH
Apparently, you both don't have the faintest idea of how the industry works...
PoliticsRe: The Beasts Of Northern Nigeria [[MORE PIX]] by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:00pm On Aug 01, 2014
First things first - THERE WILL ALWAYS BE RICH AND POOR PEOPLE! Why? Ask God....

Back to the topic - those are nice whips...that Aventador, *in Chris Tuckers voice* Daaaaaaamn!
Nice compilations prophetone.

For the rest o' yall reminding us about the poor and homeless in the North, shouldn't pictures like these wonderful beasts lighten your mood? Not every Northerner is a terrorist...Not every Northerner is an almajiri....Not every Northerner is an illiterate.... Mention one Northerner who owns a bugatti, I will mention a Southerner who equally owns a bugatti.....Mention one Northerner who owns a Lambo, I will mention a Southerner who equally owns a Lambo etc.

I really don't get what the issue is here - the fact that some Northerners refuse to be stereotyped? Or the fact they "stole" Nigeria's money?
Bros, no one is stopping you from "stealing" o...When you buy your own Supercars, we will celebrate you too smiley

Make love, not war
TV/MoviesRe: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by bulletproofmonk(m): 1:00pm On Jul 30, 2014
The ones that spark religious riots...
CelebritiesRe: Skuki Peeshaun Leaves Tattoo Shop In Pain by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:39pm On Nov 04, 2013
Andyblaze: Good thing he ran away because if he had stayed, it for pained him so much he will be angry and slap the drawer. Then the drawer will slap him back, then fight will start, then nigerians and turkeys will start to fought, Then war will start arounds the world, then we will all went extinct
Sorry bros, I tried ignoring the fact you typed "drawer", but my conscience no gree me...the word you are looking for is ARTIST
PoliticsRe: Pictures From The 2013 Eid Celebration In Ilorin,Kwara State. by bulletproofmonk(op): 9:29pm On Oct 29, 2013
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*What will Musiwa do(WWMD)*


Operation Stay on FP by all means!
PoliticsRe: Pictures From The 2013 Eid Celebration In Ilorin,Kwara State. by bulletproofmonk(op): 1:31pm On Oct 29, 2013
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PoliticsPictures From The 2013 Eid Celebration In Ilorin,Kwara State. by bulletproofmonk(op):
Hello NL'ers,
The other day, someone uploaded photos from the Ojude Oba celebration in Ijebu-Ode. Well, I was in Ilorin this year for Sallah and captured some nice photos of what went on. The major attraction that caught my eye was the Emir's customized carriage. Top notch-quality! Who say Aboki no sabi flexhuh lol.

Abeg, make una help push dis tin go Front page o!

Tenx!

Car TalkRe: Cars That Make Women Most Appealing by bulletproofmonk(m): 4:19pm On Oct 25, 2013
[quote author=Immune#1]3) Cooperate cars: which are women driving mostly cooperate branded Toyota Corollas or Kia Ceratos etc. These women or ladies are painted as very independent, proud of their jobs and maybe strong. Such may indicate stability, responsibility and inner-drive of these women.[/quote]*Corporate

Thank me Later
Foreign AffairsRe: Video Showing Israel Racially Attacking Africans...cruel! by bulletproofmonk(op): 11:16am On Oct 23, 2013
And yet, they call them "Gods own people"..smh
Foreign AffairsVideo Showing Israel Racially Attacking Africans...cruel! by bulletproofmonk(op): 11:01am On Oct 23, 2013
Do I blame Adolf Hitler or Palestine or Lebanon??

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6yYiWqmeCM[/flash]
Christianity EtcIsrael: "Gods Own People" Or Sadistic Racists? by bulletproofmonk(op): 10:47am On Oct 23, 2013
The video below made me understand why Israel is constantly attacked and why Hitler hated Jews with a passion!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6yYiWqmeCM[/flash]
BusinessRe: Shoprite To Open Another Store In Ibadan by bulletproofmonk(m): 9:21am On Sep 29, 2013
Tosin7: But another problem is that, the last time I was in Ibadan I was embarrased by the dirts [/b]and [b]filthiness in the town. In the past 10 years of my touring Nigeria am yet to see anywhere that is as dirty and decaying as Ibadan. Just hope that shoprite will help us clean the town a bit. Again how are they going to tackle the issues of our mud houses and brown zinc that is defacing this our beloved city? Please oo they should do well to assist us.
*dirt
*filth
PoliticsRe: Model Of MKO Abiola International Airport, Ido-osun, Osun State. by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:45pm On Sep 26, 2013
Willy4Willy: Thank you, this shows that [s]You eat good food, unlike other Yorubas here, too much oily -soup are causing mental problem for them.
Yorubas glorifies Thieves, but you are not one of them.[/s] I AM A WAN.KER....A PATHETIC ONE AT THAT! undecided
Fixed!
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Orji Uzo Kalu Posing With Some Of His Automobiles. by bulletproofmonk(m): 11:33am On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=Francis-1]https://www.facebook.com/Ndi.Igbo/posts/10151571258553409
some video[/quote]Thanks for the links.didn't know much about their operations until now. To be fair,I can say OUK should not be ignored in business circles.

*I'm Yoruba wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin's Letter To America On The Syria Crisis by bulletproofmonk(m): 10:04pm On Sep 12, 2013
Broken TV: Is it not this putin that is selling weapons to Syria.
Na u be the middle man abi na wetin dem talk?
TravelRe: A Nairalander And His Family's First Vist To Nigeria by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:03pm On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]This is why Oyinbo people hate Nigerians in Diaspora.. angry

The OP na Nama... angry


https://i.imgur.com/uEd79.gif
[/quote]This got me rolling!!!! hahahahaha!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Funke Akindele Announces Plans To Release Jenifa 4 by bulletproofmonk(m): 2:33pm On Aug 15, 2013
Afam4eva: Why didn't you complain about Harry potter and other foreign films that have so many parts. It seems some of you Nigerians just unnecessarily like bringing anything from Nigeria down.
Is this a joke? Comparing Jenifa to Harry Potter? If na play,abeg stop am angry
PoliticsRe: A Passionate Appeal To The Ooni Of Ife To Call Chief Femi Fani-kayode To Order. by bulletproofmonk(m): 6:02am On Aug 14, 2013
[quote author=OPC.NAIRALAND]Ooni is still the spiritual head of Yorubaland. His status and role in Yorubaland is firm and steady. I dont know what you are inferring.[/quote]I thought it was the Alaafin of Oyo....
PoliticsRe: James Ibori's 55th Birthday To Be Celebrated At Oghara, In Delta State by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:51pm On Aug 04, 2013
Because Anini was renowned for spraying some of his looted stash for market women makes him a legend too,abi? SOme of us are equally as guilty as the leaders we have.
James Ibori who used Delta State's shares in Oceanic Bank to secure a loan from Intercontinental Bank, to buy Willbros(for N44b) which became Ascot, is now a Legendhuh WTFhuh With his cronies like Henry Imasekha,Joseph Penawou,Joey Obue etc.,they wrecked Ascot until all staff were disengaged. Retirement and pension benefits were embezzled, some vendors went bankrupt, Intercontinental Bank was exposed financially etc.
James Ibori,however white you try to paint him, is a criminal who deserves LIFE in jail!
CultureRe: Controversial Rituals Still Practiced Today by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:02pm On Jul 29, 2013
Very interesting topic. This further demonstrates the sanctity of customs and beliefs. No matter how we see it, MAN will always have HIS opinion, and guided by it. "Tolerance" is the watchword. AN attempt to impose opinions on a fellow man is what degenerates to rancour and strife, as evident in the world today.
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Nwachukwu Defends Beverly Osu’s Behaviour In Big Brother Africa by bulletproofmonk(m): 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2013
Some of you be acting like you didn't enjoy the entertainment.dem tell u say big brother na sunday school?? The more promiscuous u are,d more d fans love you!
PoliticsRe: Soyinka To Patience Jonathan - Be A Lady Before Being A "First Lady" by bulletproofmonk(m): 10:49am On Jul 13, 2013
Since we are getting personal here,maybe GEJ should give us more details about the other woman who bore him those kids,since PEJ didn't give him any.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Rejects Removal Of Immunity Clause by bulletproofmonk(m): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2013
engrfcuksmtin: @ the bolded ; Gulak may ogun the god of iron strike you and your family dead for this comment. As there is no peace in our dear Nigeria may you, your cohorts and your generation never know peace In Jesus Name. With people like Gulag Nigeria will not progress so please say amen to my prayers by clicking like.
Bro,you just used the name of ogun and Jesus to curse a man and his entire household.How do you feel now? Do you feel better?
Nairaland GeneralMusiwa's No1 Fan!!! ;d by bulletproofmonk(op): 5:44pm On Jun 06, 2013
Like him or hate him, he might sound/act retarded sometimes, but that guy is smart and sure knows what he is talking about.His ability to research, come up with proof (via links, maps etc.)is pretty impressive.
Just want to let him know people like me look forward to his RANTS! grin
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Youths To Tambuwal: Leave Dokubo & Kuku Alone by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:45pm On May 10, 2013
Wily2wily: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE COMING WAR.
The moment of truth is near, it is going to be fight to finish, only the last man will stand
Who will fight who? North V South, Ijaw V Itsekiri or Asari V Buharihuh?

Bros, reason the matter well.
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Youths To Tambuwal: Leave Dokubo & Kuku Alone by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:29pm On May 10, 2013
Everything is not by gra gra.That's not how to make your point known. These ND people do not realize power will leave their region one day. A northerner will mount that position one day and deal with them ruthlessly...And those clamouring for a break-up of the country, that wont be happening anytime soon. At least, not with GEJ. Heart too weak...
Kudos to the yoruba nation. Masters at the art of diplomacy...
PoliticsRe: Shameful Look Of Street In Over Hyped Lagos State by bulletproofmonk(m): 5:32pm On Apr 26, 2013
Okay, Lagos is over-hyped. We don hear!
I really do not get some people and their beef for Lagos.
Don't you pay your tax? Or you just have a natural hatred for progress?
FYI, Lagos State is the only state in Nigeria that has a PLAN and working towards its actualization. This is evident from 1999 to date. Some things are yet to work, I agree. But trust me, I see a state working relentlessly to set a standard!

Eko o ni baje o!
PhonesRe: What Is The Full Meaning Of MTN? by bulletproofmonk(m): 12:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
It is silly and dry responses given to a simple question that makes the OLD MEN in abuja laugh at today's youth....keep it up

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