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adeaugustus: Some months ago, twas Nairalander and any celebrity (That's was during the garii era), Now it's Nairalander and babies(End time era)

...soon we shall have 'a nairalander pounding yam and cooking in the kitchen'...

Please ayam looking for a baby to bath. Who's got one for me? Adaobi, Ileke, Seun, SlimSlim... OK

Seun: Has this ever happened before with vaccines for other diseases?

Don't mind him. Na enemy of humanity. Maybe he did and carried out a research to argument his fallacy...

I wouldn't be surprised if America releases cure for hiv tomorrow.. They know about this hiv more than the eyes can see and mouth can say. America! Smh .

yuzedo: Too true..!
Ref: Captain Frank Ramsey (Gene Hackman), Commander USS Alabama SSBN-731 - Crimson Tide (1995)

..also that kind of dog used in a movie 'Mask' by Jim Carey.. Nice and sharp dog..

Imanuelle: what is idio tic about my statement?

Do you derive joy from using such words ?

Bro, you better ignore that TilaPIA winch. It's not worth the sweat..

Eeewwwuuuu o! Na this woman say she wan go heaven?

I pray for the Lord to let you into heaven's door.

Smh!

**Shivers**

Sorry for your loss bro.. RIP to your dad.

Season 3 Episode 1

No wonder we have some mofos on nairaland.. Especially those 'end time tinz' imbe..cile.

What God Has Blessed No Man Can Curse..


GEJ all the way.. Haters go and hang..

....and to those 'End time thingz' mofos, I suggest you guyz go hug rain soaked transformer and end your miserable time (life) so nairaland can have peace..

From 1st, 2nd, 3rd (even 70th!) to comment to 'Oga @ d Top' to End time thingz! He nor dey tire you? You nor dey shame? Please do us a favour and end your time..

Who advised you to marry her in the first instance. When you dey 'chop' the kpomo and pounding the 'odo' we dey there? Abeg live with it and stop washing your dirty linen in the public..

@Op, it's just not what you think. If the wife religiously keeps to her medication and her VL is low with high CD4 the husband is safe plus if the husband is on PReP..

HIV is no big deal but the ignorance of people is the real big deal..

Money can't buy you 'Engrish' empty head.

lorretta u: Won't drop anything.
Even surname
Will add his to mine

You be Magreth Thatcher?

Saraben: not married yet...BT I guess I will drop d husband

Not married yet. I guess I go drop the wife because she wouldn't tolerate my fresh fish and bokoto peppersoup with Amarula or Irish cream

Still, I don't have the nerves to drop her. She's been a wonderful woman in my life. Na beg I go beg her and if remain adamant.. Bye to peppersoup and wine drink be that, but he go haaard!

chynzino: I have a question. Does ucler causes one to lose weight?

Yeah it does. When I started seeing blood in my stool I freaked out. I lost weight and felt like a piece of paper when walking. Couldn't even have the energy to drive my car. Now am OK. Added weight and don't have that paper feel anymore. I took medications, eat bit by bit, some early morning pressups, fresh fish peppersoup, bokoto soup with Amarula or Irish cream (just can't do without that). But please the peppersoup thing iis at ur own risk o.. The natural remedy I once used was to get unripped pawpaw, cut to pieces, boiled and cover for 3-4 days to make it ferment. I drink that every morning and night... Its well.

^^ I also heard of frying lizard eggs. Na wa for sickness

Still battling gastric ulcer at the moment. My meds are Ulcertret, Azigyl and Zaryl. Been at it for two months now and kind of feel relieved. But I want it cured once and never have it again, so, I would try the cure tips you listed above. My only problem is not taking peppersoup o. That's my weak point. Fresh fish and bokoto peppersoup with Amarula wine drink, Kai! It's been difficult for me to stop that combination of faaji. Have been managing it somehow. Thank for the tips..

Here we go again..

'E ma da mi duro' should be on that list! Aww comon!

Nothing short of this was expected..

yoged: Thats really awesome. But truth be told, its 50/50. Am not the kind of person that believe in such. Tried it some weeks ago, i think adaobi or ogugua's comment led me to the hook up/ exchange BB pin romance section. Added a nairalander. After a week of debating about let me see ur pics, no, yours 1st coz none of us wants to blow his/her cover.. Collected her number and i called, gosh, she was just talking like an okro soup, she needs to renew her BIS. I was like, o di gba, o doju ala, o da rin na ko.

better run as fast as your leggenz benz can take you.

fr3do: Did I just read the whole thing?

I can't believe I did either. That 'toast' should be on the editorial page of Sun Newspaper.

Me think there is a cabal behind this. This cabal would probably get the schedule of the plane. If the plane is en route to the usa or uk or just any international flight the cabal would make plans and smuggle ignorant kids to the airport with the support of the kids ignorant parents.. Smh.

You earn 'more than 200k' and you are thinking of doing your Msc in the Us! What difference would it make if you did your MSc in naija? Why not keep your job and enrol on part-time MSc in Unilag or UI. Even if you get a job worth 200k in the states do you think you'll be happy to be away from home?. Ain't no place like home. Your current take home of 200+ is more than enough for you to marry, have a family and embark on your MSc program. US is not what you think it is... Goodluck.

Mosquitoes, snakes, roaches, rats, lion and crocodiles.. Mosquitoes carry the day.. But why did baba God create those terrible creatures, especially snakes?