₦airaland Forum

Chillisauce: Bones that will straight will straight...so how come we still have bow legged kids still existing where you come from .

Just be careful with the baby, that's all. Oyibo no dey throw their babies up, like that but last time I checked na dem do sky diving pass...our Naija brothers/sisters fear height pass death sef., upon all the throwing

mayten30: Please you people should explain this better because I do not understand this,and it does not sound funny to me may be is because I do not understand it

koastar: *I didn't know where to post this at first, whether in the jokes section or in here.

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!...
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now:
3. You wan borrow money abi??
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

nairalandaddict: na wa o. .

kemidebbie: i really thank and appreciate each and everyone of you at this trying period of my life.How i wish God left one for me but since he decided to take the two of them to Him be all the glory.she was actually knocked by an under age mechanic driver while crossing the road to the market to buy tomatoes.God really knows why he allowed this to happened .we were preparing for our baby naming ceremony after we visited the doctor a day before her death and He said you can have your baby any time for now.we were preparing for naming ceremony now turned funeral.God knows why and i can not question him .To him alone be all the glory.Rest on sweetness til we see to part no more.

shymexx: Bruv, that inconsequential albino sentenced all the variants of my "shymmex" handles to 100 years to life imprisonment in the politics section. The only one doing a month bid is this one. I should be out of nl-jail on sep 3rd in the politics section.

farochron: Although I can't compare FUTA with Ife but sincerely FUTA has some solid structure as a Federal University of Technology but Ife blew my mind.

I'm sure you have never visited the school. I will post some of the structure when I get them.

OAU rules.

shymexx: It looks massive and alright.

However, why do naija universities always have built up entrance?

It seems my mum or one of sisters graduated from there or the other one in Ibadan, I need to check. But I know my pops graduated from University of Nigeria (wherever that's) cos he's a member of the uni's alumni thing out here.

Okija_juju, you need to post pics of University of Nigeria. I want to see what their campus looks like.



Any big batty chic on nl who's an undergrad at this uni? - I won't mind visiting the uni.