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 Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:55pm On Sep 20, 2018 |
Wow!!... I saw the brother of Bruce Lee today. His name is Brocco Lee and he's a vegetarian |
| Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Replies Man Who Claims He Is 'Overrated' by Burnavick(m): 11:07pm On Sep 16, 2018 |
Sorry to say.... But Nigeria does not deserve a talent like burna boy 4 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57pm On Sep 16, 2018 |
How did SAUL get forgiven? - He a'PAUL'ogized |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:48am On Sep 16, 2018 |
The stammerer have been jailed for 4yrs. I hope he can be able to complete his sentence � #pun_intended |
| Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by Burnavick(m): 10:47am On Aug 10, 2018 |
Is he called mutay or mut4y?? �
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| Phones › Re: Top 7 Android Smartphones With The Best Selfie Camera by Burnavick(m): 10:39am On Aug 10, 2018 |
He wrote top 7 Android phones and some ppl are here shouting apple and iphone x.... Pls reboot yah brains biko 2 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:29pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
#pun_intended
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| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:25pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
This group is for puns only. Anyone posting videos of themselves playing music with friends should consider themselves band. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:47pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
One skeleton said to the other: Man, I’m so much in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the liver. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:51am On Jun 18, 2018 |
So knife � said to bread �.... "I heard some pretty bad rumors about butter. But i decided not to spread it". |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Me: what's d difference between kick, ball and glue? Friend: No idea Me: U can kick a ball, but u cannot ball a kick Friend: Okay?.... So what about the glue? Me: Hahaha����.... I knew u would get stuck there #pun_intended |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 4:09pm On May 16, 2018 |
#pun_intended
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| Sports › Re: Jose Mourinho Named Highest Paid Manager In World Football [Top 5] by Burnavick(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
Lemme book space biko....... Simeone on dis list just attracted me oo
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| Celebrities › Re: Teddy-A's Surprise 29th Birthday Party For Bambam (Photo) by Burnavick(m): 3:54pm On Apr 23, 2018 |
Bam bam in teddy a's hotel room after the surprise birthday party
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| Politics › Re: Buhari Owes No One Any Apology On Jobless Nigerian Youths Statement– Tony Momoh by Burnavick(m): 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2018 |
Thunder right now
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| Crime › Re: Edo Police Raid Gay Students’ Club In Ekpoma, Arrest 5 by Burnavick(m): 1:29pm On Apr 17, 2018 |
Were they caught in the act?.... Another bail loading... |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:39am On Apr 14, 2018 |
I got MARVELed when you answered the question.... But how did you know the answer was DC circuit? |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2018 |
The seminar tagged "How to avoid fraud" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:06am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Burnavick:Cat 3- U both have gotta be kitten me |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:03am On Apr 03, 2018 |
C |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 4:29pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
What did Zero(0) say to Eight(  ?Nice belt! |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:49am On Mar 30, 2018 |
What do ghosts serve for dinner? I Scream.!! |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:48am On Mar 30, 2018 |
illicit:Thanks mann |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:48am On Mar 30, 2018 |
illicit: |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:22am On Mar 21, 2018 |
Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically. - Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well organ-ized. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:39am On Mar 14, 2018 |
Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Do you know why I make puns? Because it's my respunsibility. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 25th February 2018 by Burnavick(m): 12:27pm On Feb 25, 2018 |
Chelsea would win... (man utd fan) |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:16pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
I tried to escape an Apple store. I couldn't because there were no windows. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:51pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
I decided to shave all the hairs on my head but later i realized that it was a BALD decision #pun_intended |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:13pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. it was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And everything Crashed. |
