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TV/Movies / Re: Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 11:02am On Jul 29, 2017
Justice league gets it for me....any day any time
TV/Movies / Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 11:01am On Jul 29, 2017
Guardians of the galaxy VS Avengers VS Xmen VS Justice league VS Suicide squad [which is your dopest group ever?]
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Burnavick(m): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2017
Who's following... Lucifer??
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 7:56pm On Jul 28, 2017
Chapter 2

"What just happened"... i asked myself, i ran out of his sight,he kept on calling me back but to no avail. Then i knew my true self had shown and i had to go discover my true identity.
I went rogue, i became a vigilante...hahaha!! no costumes please, i hated them. I went on saving the night until that certain night in otawa....an explosion happened on top a bridge right above me....yea i could control matter but that was the first time i lifted something that heavy....and then it occurred, cars falling off the bridge, i felt helpless, and then i realised i can't save the world alone.
Spoosh!!!...spooosh!!!...sound of cars splashing into the sea with people in it, well, i saved the ones i could but i wasn't happy i didn't save all.....

Now my face is all over the TV,internet,newspapers...headlining," Are we save??...we have SUPERNATURALS within us".
Ok, first of all the media sucks, secondly, i thought i just saved their sorry asses back there. I screwed up, now they know my face, dammit!! no wonder spiderman wears a mask. Now i need to know who i am, but who do i go to, where do i start?? and are there more like me lingering all over the face of the earth??
Questions that went through my head.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:30pm On Jul 28, 2017
My girlfriend's food was so tasteless, i almost inSALTed her.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Signs Morata From Real Madrid For A Club Record Fee Of £70m by Burnavick(m): 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2017
[color=#006600][/color]Lukaku says hi
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 11:23pm On Jul 15, 2017
Chapter 1

Growing up in Ottawa, canada is the part of my life i don't want to forget. No mother!!.."ouch,i said that out loud". It was terrible,other kids had mothers and even real dads. I was raised by Shawn, my foster dad.

Well lets just skip the skeptical part of my blunt childhood.... i always knew i was different from other people, shawn tried telling me that it was all hallucinations but my sixth sense kept proving him wrong. I believe in super heroes, and i wanted to be a hero...."hahahahahahaha"....I laughed a bit there,...i'm the skinniest guy you could ever think of, i could barely lift a desk talkless of becoming a superman,spiderman or even a dead pool.

On my way back home from the cookie shop which i work at, three men surrounded my dad,...sorry,my foster dad(shawn) at a nearby alley where i stood beating him up, one had a gun and the other two bare handed, they were so huge,fear enveloped me,i had to do something... shawn was not the best of people in this world and i so regret it that he raised me, he surely owes a lot of debt and gambles a lot. But i have to help him nevertheless,... and there it is, i don't even have a strand of muscle but i still went to help him.

"Hey boy, get outta here before i loose this bullet in you"... he warned...I never knew what controlled me but i was brave..." let go of the man,he is my father!!" i said out loud.
Now he's furious, he rushed at me gripping a heavy punch and....#KaBlam!!!...he flew into a nearby glass window six feet from where i stood...his gang fled in fear of what just happened. All i knew was i covered my face with my arm and that was it,...then i saw the shock on shawn's face,he was deeply shocked..."What are you!!" he exclaimed.

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Literature / Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2017
This is a science fiction,..headlining a demi-god (Flix).

Some may consider him a meta human,but he was truly a demi-god. Here is his journey of finding his true identity.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Burnavick(m): 7:49pm On Jul 14, 2017
Flash season 4 ....can't wait

Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Still Alluring At 42 [PICS] by Burnavick(m): 10:45pm On Jul 13, 2017
Dis lady must be on some high level shit
Phones / Re: 4 Smartphones You Should Buy If You Want To Upgrade by Burnavick(m): 10:38pm On Jul 13, 2017
All bleeped up batteries.....only s8 deserves d list

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:35am On May 28, 2017
The cobler is so nice....he mends people's souls.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Oldest Woman In Obio Akpor, LGA Rivers State. She Is 134 Years (Photos) by Burnavick(m): 12:51pm On Mar 26, 2017
smartty68:
He has lived a century plus. Twale Baba

Who's the HE??
Business / Re: Shoprite Customers Struggle To Buy Bread In Owerri (Video) by Burnavick(m): 10:20pm On Mar 18, 2017
rhektor:


Agege bread don finish for area?
Shoprite in owerri not lagos...
#common_sense
Business / Re: Dangote Now Wealthier Than Oprah And Trump Combined – Forbes by Burnavick(m): 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2017
How many ppl have dangote truck killed??!!
i smell *blood money*
Career / Re: Young Female Nigerian Police Officer. PICS by Burnavick(m): 2:45pm On Feb 18, 2017
ShakaZullu:
i don't know why i despise police whether pretty or not

these folks can twist the truth and serves as assassin and bullying machines to the rich and highest bidders
they can lock up innocent and level a heavy allegations on him with that their disgusting pidgin language angry

btw this one looks bangable grin kiss

i hate police


its a thing of blacks...its genetical,all blacks hate cops
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57am On Feb 07, 2017
What a performance for Manchester united...they have been so conSIXtent.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2017
I love the Russian President... He is PUTIN a lot of effort in fighting crime

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:43pm On Jan 17, 2017
I went to the thick forest to hunt,holding my gun with only a bullet remaining in it....suddenly i got surrounded by a LION,a BEAR and an HARE.....as a brave hunter i never got perplexed,...i simply shot the LION,...drank the BEER...and placed the HAIR on my head.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2017
Mom was watching president BUHARI'S speech in d parlour so i decided to watch my programme inside her room.....mom shouted,,..."No john,go to THE OTHER ROOM"
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:24pm On Jan 13, 2017
Don't like me coz am a STAR....like me coz am ORIJINal
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: Nigeria To Battle South Africa For A Place (Full Draws) by Burnavick(m): 10:47am On Jan 13, 2017
hefelove:
bia, dem never even play 2017 own una Don dey do 2019. Wen CAF turn to Nigeria politics wey dem don dey campaign 2019 election immediatly after Change for 2015?

its two years interval
Phones / Re: What Is That Singular Feature You Love Most On Your Current Smartphone? by Burnavick(m): 10:42am On Jan 13, 2017
5000mAh ba3....i hardly charge my phone
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima's Marriage To Uche Egbuka Has Crashed by Burnavick(m): 10:38am On Jan 13, 2017
At least it lasted longer than MMM

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Politics / Re: Court Suspends Secret Trial Of Nnamdi Kanu by Burnavick(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2017
plz let d US...ECOWAS...EU...take over dis case coz itz getting out of hand....i somehow smell mischief on d side of d president

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Celebrities / Re: "No More Going To The Gym?" Peter Okoye Asks As He Shares This Photo by Burnavick(m): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2017
Wow!!!...can't w@it to get mine...i.e when it gets cheaper
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:02pm On Dec 15, 2016
I've been through too many wars and battles.... so don't call me SIR,..call me SIRvivor
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:26pm On Dec 12, 2016
Bought this wrist watch from ADEKUNLE...when I got home,I discovered it was not pure GOLD
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
Chelsea were beaten by crystal palace.... even d score line says it all....CHE 1-2 CRY

(Chelsea want to cry)

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:35am On Dec 11, 2016
I visited a country in Asia,I RAN away after d explosion.
Religion / Re: Is MMM A Sin? by Burnavick(m): 11:14pm On Dec 06, 2016
In no way does sin involve in MMM...except some scripture addicts will tell me dat making interest out of nothing is sin.........just tryna make common sense
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
She asked me for the meaning of SEX....I told her,come check my DICK_tionary
cool rii....call me if u need cool puns

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