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Chapter 2

"What just happened"... i asked myself, i ran out of his sight,he kept on calling me back but to no avail. Then i knew my true self had shown and i had to go discover my true identity.
I went rogue, i became a vigilante...hahaha!! no costumes please, i hated them. I went on saving the night until that certain night in otawa....an explosion happened on top a bridge right above me....yea i could control matter but that was the first time i lifted something that heavy....and then it occurred, cars falling off the bridge, i felt helpless, and then i realised i can't save the world alone.
Spoosh!!!...spooosh!!!...sound of cars splashing into the sea with people in it, well, i saved the ones i could but i wasn't happy i didn't save all.....

Now my face is all over the TV,internet,newspapers...headlining," Are we save??...we have SUPERNATURALS within us".
Ok, first of all the media sucks, secondly, i thought i just saved their sorry asses back there. I screwed up, now they know my face, dammit!! no wonder spiderman wears a mask. Now i need to know who i am, but who do i go to, where do i start?? and are there more like me lingering all over the face of the earth??
Questions that went through my head.

My girlfriend's food was so tasteless, i almost inSALTed her.

Chapter 1

Growing up in Ottawa, canada is the part of my life i don't want to forget. No mother!!.."ouch,i said that out loud". It was terrible,other kids had mothers and even real dads. I was raised by Shawn, my foster dad.

Well lets just skip the skeptical part of my blunt childhood.... i always knew i was different from other people, shawn tried telling me that it was all hallucinations but my sixth sense kept proving him wrong. I believe in super heroes, and i wanted to be a hero...."hahahahahahaha"....I laughed a bit there,...i'm the skinniest guy you could ever think of, i could barely lift a desk talkless of becoming a superman,spiderman or even a dead pool.

On my way back home from the cookie shop which i work at, three men surrounded my dad,...sorry,my foster dad(shawn) at a nearby alley where i stood beating him up, one had a gun and the other two bare handed, they were so huge,fear enveloped me,i had to do something... shawn was not the best of people in this world and i so regret it that he raised me, he surely owes a lot of debt and gambles a lot. But i have to help him nevertheless,... and there it is, i don't even have a strand of muscle but i still went to help him.

"Hey boy, get outta here before i loose this bullet in you"... he warned...I never knew what controlled me but i was brave..." let go of the man,he is my father!!" i said out loud.
Now he's furious, he rushed at me gripping a heavy punch and....#KaBlam!!!...he flew into a nearby glass window six feet from where i stood...his gang fled in fear of what just happened. All i knew was i covered my face with my arm and that was it,...then i saw the shock on shawn's face,he was deeply shocked..."What are you!!" he exclaimed.

This is a science fiction,..headlining a demi-god (Flix).

Some may consider him a meta human,but he was truly a demi-god. Here is his journey of finding his true identity.

The cobler is so nice....he mends people's souls.

What a performance for Manchester united...they have been so conSIXtent.

I love the Russian President... He is PUTIN a lot of effort in fighting crime

I went to the thick forest to hunt,holding my gun with only a bullet remaining in it....suddenly i got surrounded by a LION,a BEAR and an HARE.....as a brave hunter i never got perplexed,...i simply shot the LION,...drank the BEER...and placed the HAIR on my head.

Mom was watching president BUHARI'S speech in d parlour so i decided to watch my programme inside her room.....mom shouted,,..."No john,go to THE OTHER ROOM"

Don't like me coz am a STAR....like me coz am ORIJINal

I've been through too many wars and battles.... so don't call me SIR,..call me SIRvivor

Bought this wrist watch from ADEKUNLE...when I got home,I discovered it was not pure GOLD

Chelsea were beaten by crystal palace.... even d score line says it all....CHE 1-2 CRY

(Chelsea want to cry)

I visited a country in Asia,I RAN away after d explosion.

She asked me for the meaning of SEX....I told her,come check my DICK_tionary
cool rii....call me if u need cool puns