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TV/Movies / Re: Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 11:02am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Justice league gets it for me....any day any time |
TV/Movies / Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 11:01am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Guardians of the galaxy VS Avengers VS Xmen VS Justice league VS Suicide squad [which is your dopest group ever?] |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Burnavick(m): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Who's following...
Lucifer?? |
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 7:56pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Chapter 2 "What just happened"... i asked myself, i ran out of his sight,he kept on calling me back but to no avail. Then i knew my true self had shown and i had to go discover my true identity. I went rogue, i became a vigilante...hahaha!! no costumes please, i hated them. I went on saving the night until that certain night in otawa....an explosion happened on top a bridge right above me....yea i could control matter but that was the first time i lifted something that heavy....and then it occurred, cars falling off the bridge, i felt helpless, and then i realised i can't save the world alone. Spoosh!!!...spooosh!!!...sound of cars splashing into the sea with people in it, well, i saved the ones i could but i wasn't happy i didn't save all..... Now my face is all over the TV,internet,newspapers...headlining," Are we save??...we have SUPERNATURALS within us". Ok, first of all the media sucks, secondly, i thought i just saved their sorry asses back there. I screwed up, now they know my face, dammit!! no wonder spiderman wears a mask. Now i need to know who i am, but who do i go to, where do i start?? and are there more like me lingering all over the face of the earth?? Questions that went through my head. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:30pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
My girlfriend's food was so tasteless, i almost inSALTed her. |
Sports / Re: Chelsea Signs Morata From Real Madrid For A Club Record Fee Of £70m by Burnavick(m): 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
[color=#006600][/color]Lukaku says hi |
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 11:23pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
Chapter 1 Growing up in Ottawa, canada is the part of my life i don't want to forget. No mother!!.."ouch,i said that out loud". It was terrible,other kids had mothers and even real dads. I was raised by Shawn, my foster dad. Well lets just skip the skeptical part of my blunt childhood.... i always knew i was different from other people, shawn tried telling me that it was all hallucinations but my sixth sense kept proving him wrong. I believe in super heroes, and i wanted to be a hero...."hahahahahahaha"....I laughed a bit there,...i'm the skinniest guy you could ever think of, i could barely lift a desk talkless of becoming a superman,spiderman or even a dead pool. On my way back home from the cookie shop which i work at, three men surrounded my dad,...sorry,my foster dad(shawn) at a nearby alley where i stood beating him up, one had a gun and the other two bare handed, they were so huge,fear enveloped me,i had to do something... shawn was not the best of people in this world and i so regret it that he raised me, he surely owes a lot of debt and gambles a lot. But i have to help him nevertheless,... and there it is, i don't even have a strand of muscle but i still went to help him. "Hey boy, get outta here before i loose this bullet in you"... he warned...I never knew what controlled me but i was brave..." let go of the man,he is my father!!" i said out loud. Now he's furious, he rushed at me gripping a heavy punch and....#KaBlam!!!...he flew into a nearby glass window six feet from where i stood...his gang fled in fear of what just happened. All i knew was i covered my face with my arm and that was it,...then i saw the shock on shawn's face,he was deeply shocked..."What are you!!" he exclaimed. 1 Like |
Literature / Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
This is a science fiction,..headlining a demi-god (Flix). Some may consider him a meta human,but he was truly a demi-god. Here is his journey of finding his true identity. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Burnavick(m): 7:49pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Flash season 4 ....can't wait
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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Still Alluring At 42 [PICS] by Burnavick(m): 10:45pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Dis lady must be on some high level shit |
Phones / Re: 4 Smartphones You Should Buy If You Want To Upgrade by Burnavick(m): 10:38pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
All bleeped up batteries.....only s8 deserves d list 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:35am On May 28, 2017 |
The cobler is so nice....he mends people's souls. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Oldest Woman In Obio Akpor, LGA Rivers State. She Is 134 Years (Photos) by Burnavick(m): 12:51pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
smartty68: Who's the HE?? |
Business / Re: Shoprite Customers Struggle To Buy Bread In Owerri (Video) by Burnavick(m): 10:20pm On Mar 18, 2017 |
rhektor:Shoprite in owerri not lagos... #common_sense |
Business / Re: Dangote Now Wealthier Than Oprah And Trump Combined – Forbes by Burnavick(m): 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2017 |
How many ppl have dangote truck killed??!! i smell *blood money* |
Career / Re: Young Female Nigerian Police Officer. PICS by Burnavick(m): 2:45pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
ShakaZullu: its a thing of blacks...its genetical,all blacks hate cops |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57am On Feb 07, 2017 |
What a performance for Manchester united...they have been so conSIXtent. 5 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
I love the Russian President... He is PUTIN a lot of effort in fighting crime 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:43pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
I went to the thick forest to hunt,holding my gun with only a bullet remaining in it....suddenly i got surrounded by a LION,a BEAR and an HARE.....as a brave hunter i never got perplexed,...i simply shot the LION,...drank the BEER...and placed the HAIR on my head. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:41pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Mom was watching president BUHARI'S speech in d parlour so i decided to watch my programme inside her room.....mom shouted,,..."No john,go to THE OTHER ROOM" |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:24pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Don't like me coz am a STAR....like me coz am ORIJINal |
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: Nigeria To Battle South Africa For A Place (Full Draws) by Burnavick(m): 10:47am On Jan 13, 2017 |
hefelove: its two years interval |
Phones / Re: What Is That Singular Feature You Love Most On Your Current Smartphone? by Burnavick(m): 10:42am On Jan 13, 2017 |
5000mAh ba3....i hardly charge my phone |
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima's Marriage To Uche Egbuka Has Crashed by Burnavick(m): 10:38am On Jan 13, 2017 |
At least it lasted longer than MMM 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Court Suspends Secret Trial Of Nnamdi Kanu by Burnavick(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2017 |
plz let d US...ECOWAS...EU...take over dis case coz itz getting out of hand....i somehow smell mischief on d side of d president 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: "No More Going To The Gym?" Peter Okoye Asks As He Shares This Photo by Burnavick(m): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2017 |
Wow!!!...can't w@it to get mine...i.e when it gets cheaper |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:02pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
I've been through too many wars and battles.... so don't call me SIR,..call me SIRvivor |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:26pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
Bought this wrist watch from ADEKUNLE...when I got home,I discovered it was not pure GOLD |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2016 |
Chelsea were beaten by crystal palace.... even d score line says it all....CHE 1-2 CRY (Chelsea want to cry) 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 7:35am On Dec 11, 2016 |
I visited a country in Asia,I RAN away after d explosion. |
Religion / Re: Is MMM A Sin? by Burnavick(m): 11:14pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
In no way does sin involve in MMM...except some scripture addicts will tell me dat making interest out of nothing is sin.........just tryna make common sense |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:06pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
She asked me for the meaning of SEX....I told her,come check my DICK_tionary cool rii....call me if u need cool puns |
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