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Crime / Re: Police Arrest IPOB Member For Raping Woman In Asaba Through The Anus by Burnavick(m): 1:15pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
In other news, a case of rape in ikorodu commited by an OPC member |
Romance / Re: Childish Ways Most Guys Behave That Has Got To Stop by Burnavick(m): 7:19pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
I don't have time for argument, ladies are pure distractions and distraction is an attraction that sidetracks you from your attention 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:28am On Jan 02, 2018 |
Mr john is a suspect to the murder of kate, he says he is not guilty..... The Carpenter was an eye witness so he hit the nail on the head |
Celebrities / Re: Shizzi, Davido's Producer Calls For Collaboration With Wizkid by Burnavick(m): 8:15pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Who wee now feature who? |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:14am On Dec 25, 2017 |
This discussion occurred between two cats.. Cat 1 - Let's go steal some cookies...what do you say bro? Cat 2 - Nah bro!...am not in for that. Cat 1 - C'mon man, don't be a PUSSY Cat 2 - Are u kidding me bro?!...count MEOWt! 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:58am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Daughter - I'm feeling sick Mom - Awwn!!...place this in your mouth, let me check how high your temperature is. Daughter - Geez!!..don't tell me you carry this about in your pocket. Mom - Yes dear, that's why it is called a therMOMeter. |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36am On Dec 23, 2017 |
My girlfriend is always yelling at me, she says I never give her quality time.....so I got her a Rolex. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:47am On Dec 22, 2017 |
Yesterday, I got bitten by a bear, the pain was unBEARable. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:31am On Dec 17, 2017 |
John is not good in mathematics, I can't count on him. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Guys That Can Cook Can Relate To These Photos by Burnavick(m): 12:26am On Dec 15, 2017 |
adaksbullet: Cook ur grammar... it will never get burnt |
Romance / Re: Couple Skate On Lagos Road To Wedding Venue by Burnavick(m): 12:16am On Dec 15, 2017 |
Just clap for ur selves. |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:50pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
David have not paid his school fees, David have not paid for textbooks, but David always paid attention. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: World Cup: Super Eagles To Play Egypt, Two Others In Friendlies by Burnavick(m): 11:19pm On Dec 13, 2017 |
Denmark should be among dem |
Education / Re: Itodo Anthony Samuel Listed Among Top 50 Teachers In The World by Burnavick(m): 3:05pm On Dec 13, 2017 |
I trust Nigerians will start looking for what tribe he comes from |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Tekno’s Meeting With Drake by Burnavick(m): 5:37pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
I hope drake features in ur music video,...if u guys eventually do a collabo |
Career / Re: Murphy Juliana: Beautiful Lady Mechanic In Lagos (Photos) by Burnavick(m): 5:22pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
Imagine me shaking hands with dis lady...mahn, total domination |
Celebrities / Re: #GucciGang: Davido And Girlfriend' Show Off Matching Gucci Swag by Burnavick(m): 5:11pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
Baby mama alert!!!! |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:41pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
Throughout yesterday's occasion, the CHAIRman was never comforTABLE. 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:38am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Jessica is so unlucky,...her first date drinks too much BEAR, her second was a LION and now this one is a CHEETAH, smh...what a WILD relationship. 5 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:27pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
I keep on wondering...." Envelope" is such a long word and it contains just one letter. 6 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:06pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
My mom can never invite my uncle over, he loves flirting around and he's so a-DICK-ted to sex 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
My cousin is good in fishing,...every time I go to the river side I always take her with me, because her fishing skills are off the HOOK. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 11:15am On Jul 30, 2017 |
Agvard: I am your protector,...it has been my duty to guide you my lord Me: wow...i never knew this,please, how did i come about and how did i get these powers which am not used to He sighed...and looked up above Agvard: They are not powers my lord,you were born with them...You are the god of matter my lord, the last of the lineage of the Almighty Zeus...."yea, yea i hear that a lot man, and who da hell is that insane monster who almost killed me?" i interrupted..."That is SOVGARD the step brother of THOR the god of lightning, he strayed away and now look at what he has become...he has lost his power and he needs to kill you to get it back....he's gonna come back for you my Lord "....hearing this i shivered within, I can't take on this guy what if he comes again. " You don't need to be scared my lord,you are way stronger than him...the outside world has made you weak, but i'll make i train you as your father ordered " he said,.."You know my father?...what's he like and why did he leave me?....i need answers black flame!!" i shouted....Now Agvard faced me,his eyes were a burning flame, his chest was scarred but sensing the way he talks, he is a man of honour.Then he replied... "ZEUS begat ERIS the god of war, ERIS begat HERESIS the god of water, HERESIS begat HERCULES the god of strength, then HERCULES had two sons PROMETHEUS the god of fire and GOZAR,your father....the god of air....He sent you here before the war of the gods broke out for your safety, PROMETHEUS never had a son, he caused the war but no one knows whether he died or not, but if he's still alive....Then i really have to train you because you are the only one that can stop him"......" wow!!...but..but...what about the other guy" i replied in curiosity also fear..."No worries, he's a demigod, he's nothing compared to you my lord." Me: Stop calling me lord,just call me flix,am fine with that. Agvard: Ok,...come on flix, let me show you something 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2017 |
Ayotomiwa29:Thanks bro...will kip it coming 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 'Tiwa Savage Is The Only Female Artiste Celebrated In Nigeria' – Bonang by Burnavick(m): 3:13pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Seyi shay sends her regards also |
Celebrities / Re: 'Tiwa Savage Is The Only Female Artiste Celebrated In Nigeria' – Bonang by Burnavick(m): 3:11pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Yemi alade, omawunmi,Asa and chidinmma says hi |
Celebrities / Re: 'Tiwa Savage Is The Only Female Artiste Celebrated In Nigeria' – Bonang by Burnavick(m): 3:11pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Yemi alade, omawunmi and chidinmma says hi 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
sinaj:yea...flame on!! |
TV/Movies / Re: Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 1:50pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Demmtek:You gotta be kidding me bro |
TV/Movies / Re: Get In Here And Fight For Your Dopest Super Hero Group/combination by Burnavick(m): 1:45pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
sinaj:That crew have long been forgotten dear |
Literature / Re: Supernaturals (sci-fi) by Burnavick(m): 11:39am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, months turned to years and i've not found a single person like me....walking down the alley one night and....#KAABLAM!!!...a gigantic axe swerved past me, i turned back in shock, i saw one who has a human form but a giant in structure..... now he's coming closer, i summoned up courage..."who tha hell are you, you almost killed me back there" i yelled...hahahahahakikiki, he laughed "So this is him, the mighty god of matter, guess am gonna finish you quicker than i thought"... he picked up his axe again...#SWASH!!..#SVAAM!!..#SWASH!!...i dodged his axe...Then, #BAAAAM!!..i took a hit, blood gushing down my cheek!!...i've never bled before, then it dawned on me, if anyone was gonna kill me its gonna be that monster... if am truly a god,then he too is a god...a bad ass one for that matter. #BAAM!!..He landed on top of me, raising up his axe...i couldn't control that axe like i control cars,machines and everything that occupy space....." Stop trying flix, you can't control it, it was made for me by zeus...hahahaha...so where did i stop?"... #SWWAAAARRM!!...The next thing i saw was a black flame mixed in red lava squashing the monster to the next building, he fled, it was astonishing "i'll come back for you flix!!" he yelled..... So i saw another man more like an alien covered in flame...i mean dark flame. He flew right to me..."My lord, General Agvard at your service" he said while bowing his head. Amazed,...i felt special, black flame saved me now he's bowing to me?? impressive!! |
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