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Mr john is a suspect to the murder of kate, he says he is not guilty..... The Carpenter was an eye witness so he hit the nail on the head

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Cat 1 - Let's go steal some cookies...what do you say bro? Cat 2 - Nah bro!...am not in for that. Cat 1 - C'mon man, don't be a PUSSY Cat 2 - Are u kidding me bro?!...count MEOWt!

Daughter - I'm feeling sick
Mom - Awwn!!...place this in your mouth, let me check how high your temperature is.
Daughter - Geez!!..don't tell me you carry this about in your pocket.
Mom - Yes dear, that's why it is called a therMOMeter.

My girlfriend is always yelling at me, she says I never give her quality time.....so I got her a Rolex.

Yesterday, I got bitten by a bear, the pain was unBEARable.

John is not good in mathematics, I can't count on him.

David have not paid his school fees, David have not paid for textbooks, but David always paid attention.

Throughout yesterday's occasion, the CHAIRman was never comforTABLE.

Jessica is so unlucky,...her first date drinks too much BEAR, her second was a LION and now this one is a CHEETAH, smh...what a WILD relationship.

I keep on wondering...." Envelope" is such a long word and it contains just one letter.

My mom can never invite my uncle over, he loves flirting around and he's so a-DICK-ted to sex

My cousin is good in fishing,...every time I go to the river side I always take her with me, because her fishing skills are off the HOOK.

Agvard: I am your protector,...it has been my duty to guide you my lord
Me: wow...i never knew this,please, how did i come about and how did i get these powers which am not used to
He sighed...and looked up above
Agvard: They are not powers my lord,you were born with them...You are the god of matter my lord, the last of the lineage of the Almighty Zeus...."yea, yea i hear that a lot man, and who da hell is that insane monster who almost killed me?" i interrupted..."That is SOVGARD the step brother of THOR the god of lightning, he strayed away and now look at what he has become...he has lost his power and he needs to kill you to get it back....he's gonna come back for you my Lord "....hearing this i shivered within, I can't take on this guy what if he comes again.
" You don't need to be scared my lord,you are way stronger than him...the outside world has made you weak, but i'll make i train you as your father ordered " he said,.."You know my father?...what's he like and why did he leave me?....i need answers black flame!!" i shouted....Now Agvard faced me,his eyes were a burning flame, his chest was scarred but sensing the way he talks, he is a man of honour.Then he replied...

"ZEUS begat ERIS the god of war, ERIS begat HERESIS the god of water, HERESIS begat HERCULES the god of strength, then HERCULES had two sons PROMETHEUS the god of fire and GOZAR,your father....the god of air....He sent you here before the war of the gods broke out for your safety, PROMETHEUS never had a son, he caused the war but no one knows whether he died or not, but if he's still alive....Then i really have to train you because you are the only one that can stop him"......" wow!!...but..but...what about the other guy" i replied in curiosity also fear..."No worries, he's a demigod, he's nothing compared to you my lord."
Me: Stop calling me lord,just call me flix,am fine with that.
Agvard: Ok,...come on flix, let me show you something

Ayotomiwa29:
my broda kindly continue...i dey ur back joor ...abeg novkeep me waiting ooo

Thanks bro...will kip it coming

Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, months turned to years and i've not found a single person like me....walking down the alley one night and....#KAABLAM!!!...a gigantic axe swerved past me, i turned back in shock, i saw one who has a human form but a giant in structure..... now he's coming closer, i summoned up courage..."who tha hell are you, you almost killed me back there" i yelled...hahahahahakikiki, he laughed "So this is him, the mighty god of matter, guess am gonna finish you quicker than i thought"... he picked up his axe again...#SWASH!!..#SVAAM!!..#SWASH!!...i dodged his axe...Then, #BAAAAM!!..i took a hit, blood gushing down my cheek!!...i've never bled before, then it dawned on me, if anyone was gonna kill me its gonna be that monster... if am truly a god,then he too is a god...a bad ass one for that matter.
#BAAM!!..He landed on top of me, raising up his axe...i couldn't control that axe like i control cars,machines and everything that occupy space....." Stop trying flix, you can't control it, it was made for me by zeus...hahahaha...so where did i stop?"...
#SWWAAAARRM!!...The next thing i saw was a black flame mixed in red lava squashing the monster to the next building, he fled, it was astonishing "i'll come back for you flix!!" he yelled..... So i saw another man more like an alien covered in flame...i mean dark flame. He flew right to me..."My lord, General Agvard at your service" he said while bowing his head.
Amazed,...i felt special, black flame saved me now he's bowing to me?? impressive!!