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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Burnavick(m): 11:21pm On Feb 14
Lkj20:
available

How do i get it
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Burnavick(m): 7:34pm On Feb 14
Please i need a Xiaomi phone case.... Mi A3 to be precise
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2020
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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:18am On Jul 20, 2020
So i wanted to know the opinion of people in my street concerning stealing electrical facilities in the hood....

So i took a pole

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:15am On Jul 20, 2020
The German engineers have been working on inventing a car that can move without wheels.... They've been working tirelessly

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:31pm On Mar 31, 2020
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
You can't enter March 31 without entering March thirty first

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2019
Stephen king has a son named Joe
I'm not Joking, but he is.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2019
Marlians have a zero fashion sense

They all deserve a NOBELt prize

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:40am On Oct 08, 2019
The man who invented cough syrup just died

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:04am On Sep 05, 2019
I really need help!!!.... I am under Attack

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Cleanest Cities In Africa 2019 by Burnavick(m): 9:07am On Aug 07, 2019
soberdrunk:
Ibadan should be on the list..... angry


Please please please.... Let's not use lies to start our day biko.... From ur mouth? Aaahhh

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Cleanest Cities In Africa 2019 by Burnavick(m): 9:05am On Aug 07, 2019
Thank God say no Nigerian city dey there.... I for don break bottle now

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Sports / Transfer by Burnavick(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2019
Phillipe Coutinho ready to join Arsenal on loan from Barcelona

Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
I can't take it anymore.... Things are really getting out of hand

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:30am On Jun 28, 2019
If your man is cheating on you..... Let that

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:29am On Jun 28, 2019
Why is dark spelt with a "K", but not a "C"? �



Because you can't C in the dark.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2019
When you miss him, but you have to stay strong

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2019
Pun intended
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:30am On Apr 18, 2019
Teacher: What do you call a nose without a body?
Students: *looking confused*
Teacher: Well, it seems nobody nose

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019
Teacher: What is Roman Figure of 4000?
Me: *thinking*.... Mmmm...
Teacher: Good boy

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:56am On Apr 18, 2019
Stopped by a roadside stand which says "Cow tails N200". So i paid my N200.. Then he said "Once upon a time, there was this cow.....

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: "No Waist Trainer, No Bra, No Panties & No Belt, Am Free" by Burnavick(m): 10:02am On Apr 13, 2019
amaniro:



Gambia the poorest country in the world.!! ha Huncle!! Where did you keep Afghanistan and Zimbabwe


Haba.... u sef, where did u keep Mauritania and Burundi

Romance / Re: The Identity Of The Girl Who Engages 3 FUTO Students In Tramadol S*x Revealed by Burnavick(m): 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2019
Away match
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man's Car Tyres Stolen (PHOTOS) by Burnavick(m): 1:15pm On Apr 11, 2019
Not true..... Kenyans aren't this smart

Crime / Re: Kenyan Man's Car Tyres Stolen (PHOTOS) by Burnavick(m): 1:14pm On Apr 11, 2019
I don't believe dis..... I need more proof.

Kenyans aren't this smart

Politics / Re: Osinbajo, His Wife And Ambode Attend 'Holy Ghost Service' At RCCG Camp (Photo) by Burnavick(m): 4:36pm On Apr 06, 2019
I still remember Obama sitting in d 4th row in a church..... but these ones have reserved front seat
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by Burnavick(m): 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2019
Ice prince have also joined d list of bodyguards
Sports / Top 20 Fastest Players In Europe 2019 by Burnavick(m): 5:27pm On Apr 05, 2019
Guess you all have seen my Top 10 dribblers 2018/2019. If you missed that, here's another list of the Top 20 fastest players in European football as of today;


20. Raphael Varane (Real Madrid)
19. Gelson Martins (Sporting)
18. Vinicius Junior (Real Madrid)
17. Timo Werner (RP Leipzig)
16. Kyle Walker (Manchester City)
15. Dimitri Oberlin (Basel)
14. Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus)
13. Raheem sterling (Manchester city)
12. Kingsley Coman (Bayern Munchen)
11. Hector Bellerin (Arsenal)
10. Williams (Atletico Bilbao)
9. Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
8. Pierre Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
7. Douglas Costa (Juventus)
6. Mohammed Salah (Liverpool)
5. Ousmane Dembele (Barcelona)
4. Leroy Sane (Manchester City)
3. Gareth Bale (Real Madrid)
2. Kylian Mbappe (PSG)
1. Adama Traore (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

You are free to make your opinions.....THANKS

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