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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Burnavick(m): 3:18pm On Apr 19, 2023
I have a google stock xiaomi for sale.....MI A3 48mp camera...4gb ram 64gb rom....very neat gorilla glass, uncrackable under tough pressure. 75k
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:36pm On Mar 21, 2023
"STORM"

"TH"

I just created THunder STORM

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Burnavick(m): 11:21pm On Feb 14, 2021
Lkj20:
available

How do i get it
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Burnavick(m): 7:34pm On Feb 14, 2021
Please i need a Xiaomi phone case.... Mi A3 to be precise
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2020
� �

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:18am On Jul 20, 2020
So i wanted to know the opinion of people in my street concerning stealing electrical facilities in the hood....

So i took a pole

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:15am On Jul 20, 2020
The German engineers have been working on inventing a car that can move without wheels.... They've been working tirelessly

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:31pm On Mar 31, 2020
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:30pm On Mar 31, 2020
You can't enter March 31 without entering March thirty first

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2019
Stephen king has a son named Joe
I'm not Joking, but he is.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2019
Marlians have a zero fashion sense

They all deserve a NOBELt prize

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:40am On Oct 08, 2019
The man who invented cough syrup just died

There will be no coffin at his funeral

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:04am On Sep 05, 2019
I really need help!!!.... I am under Attack

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Cleanest Cities In Africa 2019 by Burnavick(m): 9:07am On Aug 07, 2019
soberdrunk:
Ibadan should be on the list..... angry


Please please please.... Let's not use lies to start our day biko.... From ur mouth? Aaahhh

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Cleanest Cities In Africa 2019 by Burnavick(m): 9:05am On Aug 07, 2019
Thank God say no Nigerian city dey there.... I for don break bottle now

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Sports / Transfer by Burnavick(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2019
Phillipe Coutinho ready to join Arsenal on loan from Barcelona

Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
I can't take it anymore.... Things are really getting out of hand

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:30am On Jun 28, 2019
If your man is cheating on you..... Let that

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:29am On Jun 28, 2019
Why is dark spelt with a "K", but not a "C"? �



Because you can't C in the dark.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2019
When you miss him, but you have to stay strong

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2019
Pun intended
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:30am On Apr 18, 2019
Teacher: What do you call a nose without a body?
Students: *looking confused*
Teacher: Well, it seems nobody nose

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2019
Teacher: What is Roman Figure of 4000?
Me: *thinking*.... Mmmm...
Teacher: Good boy

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:56am On Apr 18, 2019
Stopped by a roadside stand which says "Cow tails N200". So i paid my N200.. Then he said "Once upon a time, there was this cow.....

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: "No Waist Trainer, No Bra, No Panties & No Belt, Am Free" by Burnavick(m): 10:02am On Apr 13, 2019
amaniro:



Gambia the poorest country in the world.!! ha Huncle!! Where did you keep Afghanistan and Zimbabwe


Haba.... u sef, where did u keep Mauritania and Burundi

Romance / Re: The Identity Of The Girl Who Engages 3 FUTO Students In Tramadol S*x Revealed by Burnavick(m): 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2019
Away match
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man's Car Tyres Stolen (PHOTOS) by Burnavick(m): 1:15pm On Apr 11, 2019
Not true..... Kenyans aren't this smart

Crime / Re: Kenyan Man's Car Tyres Stolen (PHOTOS) by Burnavick(m): 1:14pm On Apr 11, 2019
I don't believe dis..... I need more proof.

Kenyans aren't this smart

Politics / Re: Osinbajo, His Wife And Ambode Attend 'Holy Ghost Service' At RCCG Camp (Photo) by Burnavick(m): 4:36pm On Apr 06, 2019
I still remember Obama sitting in d 4th row in a church..... but these ones have reserved front seat

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