Crime › Re: Zambian Lady Burns Down The House After Her Husband Impregnated Another Lady by Burnavick(m): 5:22pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
If I no marry from ZAMBIA wetin I gain |
Romance › Re: Church Boys Are The Worst Kind Of Men To Be With - Lady by Burnavick(m): 5:17pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Let's just not start to talk about church girls
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Sports › Re: Is Victor Osimhen The New 'Yekini' Of Nigeria by Burnavick(m): 5:02pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
He's not the new yekini......he's just victor osimhen, and he's gonna be better than yekini.
Even yekini prays for that |
Sports › Re: Is Victor Osimhen The New 'Yekini' Of Nigeria by Burnavick(m): 4:59pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
kaorama: They have come again. That's how they overate players and give Nigerians false hope. What has the player in question done to warrant this ambiguous comparison? He has great talent, no doubts, but to begin now to compare home with Yekini is a misplaced accolade. Av u seen the English team recently?.....all those hyped young players are doing wonders. If we don't rate him highly, who will? |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: International Friendly - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Burnavick(m): 4:54pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
I prefer to play football on my rug than that asaba pitch......well Sha, Salah go just dey flop. ADVANTAGE |
Sports › Re: Jose Mourinho Wants To Return To Management In The Summer by Burnavick(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2019 |
The Ronaldo of managers.... Agu |
Car Talk › Re: Don’t Throw Away Those Old Tyres. See What You Can Use Them For (PHOTOS) by Burnavick(m): 8:56pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Can I loose my dad's tyre....i wanna experiment |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here
Are you cuming? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 8:47pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
GMan650: Pun walks into a room and kills ten people. Pun in, ten dead 
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Where are you guys? Even my girlfriend got depressed, so I tried to tell her at least ten puns to brighten her mood But no PUN IN TEN DID 3 Likes |
Sports › Re: Jadon Sancho Wins Goal.com NxGn World's Best Young Talent Award (Photos) by Burnavick(m): 10:30pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Mbappe says Hi |
Politics › Re: How General Danjuma Was Welcomed In London In 1976 by Burnavick(m): 7:24pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Nigerians: This is d greatest corruption we have ever seen, this democracy of a thing na major scam
Army: Hold my beer • |
Politics › Re: #internationaldayofhappiness: These Are The 10 Happiest Countries In The World by Burnavick(m): 4:46pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
We in Nigeria are not too happy and not too sad• just in between |
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: Stopping Bleaching And Going Back To My Natural Complexion Is My Wish by Burnavick(m): 4:42pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Is there any other confused being like that dog? |
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: Stopping Bleaching And Going Back To My Natural Complexion Is My Wish by Burnavick(m): 4:40pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
There's no other confused being right now like Dat dog |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:02pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Don't worry... I'll teach her when i get back home from the office, you have my word 2 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:43pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
GMan650: Some Micro SOFT PORN  Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board. 4 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:31pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
So i went to YouTube to check the match highlight whether the ball was on line or it passed the line.......it wasn't ONLINE 3 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:06pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Peter: Do u know that artiste called Terry G?
Me: Not sure bro, but dat name rings a bell � 4 Likes |
Career › Re: Female Barber Who Is A Nigerian Graduate Shows Off Her Impressive Skill (photos) by Burnavick(m): 10:29am On Feb 03, 2019 |
And the others are being used as benz victims
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
#pun_intended 3 Likes
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2019 |
DaimlerBen: "What do you browse?" "Educational stuff." "Are you sure?" "What else? You think I watch pun?" "Who nose?" Now that i know ur secret, I'm a li2 bit of a pun watcher too... I'm not gonna tell anyone ur secret 3 Likes
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:13am On Jan 09, 2019 |
Pun intended 2 Likes
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Me: I'll have a whiskey
Girl next to me: It's on me
Me: I can see it on d shelf there,... No need to lie about it 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 2nd January 2019 by Burnavick(m): 8:13pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
Anything u do... Don't play lukaku, that goal was a fluke |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57am On Jan 01, 2019 |
"What do you do on the internet?"
"Eyebrows" 1 Like
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Music/Radio › Re: MTV Base Releases Top 20 Hottest Naija Tracks Of 2018 by Burnavick(m): 11:40am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Didn't Gbona by burna boy come out in 2018? |
Celebrities › Re: "Big Booty Range" - Burna Boy Gifts Himself A Range Rover (PHOTO) by Burnavick(m): 10:11am On Dec 23, 2018 |
mubaking: burna is the artist of the year Actually, there was never any doubt |
Agriculture › Re: Man Spots A Python In His Poultry In Bayelsa. Photo by Burnavick(m): 3:42pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
If i have to make a list for animals to go extinct... Snakes would be no. 1 on the list |
Sports › Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Burnavick(m): 2:54pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Why is Iheanacho controlling the ball like lukaku |
Sports › Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Burnavick(m): 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Why is Iheanacho controlling d ball like lukaku? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:00pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:52am On Oct 13, 2018 |
Wanna fork? Not to-knife, but as spoon as I feel better. 1 Like |