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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Will Reclaim His Stolen Mandate - LP Chieftain by burp18: 10:51pm On Sep 15, 2023
Hopeless bush clowns.

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Romance / Re: Please What Should I Do? by burp18: 10:44pm On Sep 15, 2023
Sex sex sex... Everything is just centered around sex. This is thesame why I say most people don't even know why they're in a relationship. No long term plans. No commitment. It's all sex sex sex.. if you're so hot why not go to a brothel?

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Family / Re: Advice Needed On This Pressing Issue. by burp18: 7:17am On Sep 15, 2023
this is why couples shouldn't be apart for too long. The funny thing is your wife might also be having an affair with someone else out there just like you're doing now.

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Romance / Re: Dating A Broke Man Is Torture by burp18: 9:48am On Sep 14, 2023
In everything you said. You failed to point what you provide or contribute to the relationship. You're a leech living of off him.

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Family / Re: If You Found Yourself In This Situation, What Would You Do? by burp18: 9:39am On Sep 14, 2023
AllBlack:


LoL. then if it is oily food that is burning, it will spill everywhere and even on that your jet-li leg then it might spread to your third leg. Wahala pro max.
it's easier and less riskier to put out the fire when the pot is away from the cylinder.
Family / Re: If You Found Yourself In This Situation, What Would You Do? by burp18: 7:12am On Sep 14, 2023
AllBlack:
First thing, do not panic & avoid the temptation of trying to use water to put off the fire if you don't want to die. If there is sand around you, use your parker to get sand and pour it on the pot but if there is no sand, do the following.

-look for a way to cover the pot to deprive it of oxygen.
- turn off the gas
-get a wet towel or wet jeans and carry the pot outside to a safe area of the house.
- if the fire is still burning, look for sand.
I would have long shot the pot away with a kick from my leg. turn off the gas, then try to put out the fire in the pot.
Family / Re: If You Found Yourself In This Situation, What Would You Do? by burp18: 7:10am On Sep 14, 2023
IconicR:
I will run away and look for any man around to come and handle the situation
typical mgbeke😆

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Crime / Re: Slain DPO: Police Release Picture Of Wanted Suspect, 2-Baba by burp18: 7:06am On Sep 14, 2023
doggedfighter:
Who cropped this picture and distorted it ?

For a wanted man a clearer picture is needed.


And this beast will be somebody's boyfriend.
Who knows the kind of abuse he will be dishing out.


A man who can kill and dismember will be damn cold.



Most girls don't care. That's just how cold the world has gone.

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TV/Movies / Guess The Name Of The Movie by burp18: 2:32am On Sep 14, 2023
If you get it, just say got it😄

Politics / Re: Prove Nigeria Is Not Lawless By Releasing Nnamdi Kanu – IPOB Lawyer To Tinubu by burp18: 4:33pm On Sep 13, 2023
The FG has nothing to prove by releasing cownu. 😄 They should ask Buhari to release lamdi cownu. Tinubu is not the one that arrested him.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Idea Of The Perfect Romantic Gesture? by burp18: 2:50pm On Sep 12, 2023
thesicilian:

Sounds too feminine for a guy
you wouldn't understand. This person just ticks all my boxes. She has all the personalities a man could ever want in a woman and even more. It's like I couldn't have asked for anything else. We practically grew together and are too fond of each other. You won't understand unless you've been there.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Fails To Meet August Production Deadline Of 650,000 Barrels P/D by burp18: 8:32am On Sep 12, 2023
Odin13:


I hate fools ..
it takes a big fool to identify a fool😄
Romance / Re: What's Your Idea Of The Perfect Romantic Gesture? by burp18: 8:31am On Sep 12, 2023
Ladyclara002:

That sounds absolutely magical! Cherishing those moments of pure connection is what makes love truly special. ❤️
It was platonic, it was perfect.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Fails To Meet August Production Deadline Of 650,000 Barrels P/D by burp18: 8:30am On Sep 12, 2023
Odin13:
Apc government is are scammers and hallucinators.. they’re not real.. not practical.. dreamers that dream and wish.. … then propagate their hallucinations to Nigerians, propagate it through their illiterate sophisticators that hardly think with their brains .. those ones will jump on the roof .. while insulting every sane Nigerian .. attacking and cursing ..

Recently the c in c .. just told the world he will fix refinery.. knowing fully well is mission impossible for now ..

Reality is very far from Apc government.. because it scary ..

Ask Buhari what he achieve with loans and loans upon loans .. … they embezzled it .. No cap.

Let support druggie .. so that he won’t find any excuse .. or blame Nigerians for not supporting him .. as reason why he’s failing ..

Dangote matter na super story season 40.. but those humans no go allow us rest with insults ..

Subsidy Dey laugh Nigerians …
Are you deluded ? Is APC the owner of dangote refinery? Or is dangote a card carrying member of the APC?
Romance / Re: What's Your Idea Of The Perfect Romantic Gesture? by burp18: 8:27am On Sep 12, 2023
Ladyclara002:
💕 Share your most unforgettable romantic moments in the comments below! Let's spread some love and inspiration. 💑
spent quality time together just staring at each other and smiling. It feels like first time everytime.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Fails To Meet August Production Deadline Of 650,000 Barrels P/D by burp18: 8:22am On Sep 12, 2023
this country is cursed. One would have thought the refinery would begin the production the following day after it was commissioned😐

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Phones / Re: Is It A Crime To Return A Lost Phone? by burp18: 8:16am On Sep 12, 2023
ONEjoblessGUY:


I wouldnt have done that.........
My iphone slide off my pocket inside Keke.......the co passenger took it and disappeared without waiting to collect his change before I cud notice..........
The exact same thing has happened to me. Only in my case, it was only I and the Keke driver. I told myself I would never return any missing phone if I'd found any😄. I'd found like two since that period both of which I'd returned to their owner. Using something that isn't mine makes me very uncomfortable. It feels like having something stuck in my throat

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Phones / Re: Is It A Crime To Return A Lost Phone? by burp18: 11:49pm On Sep 11, 2023
Xcelinteriors:
Avoid that your friend because he's criminal minded. You did well by returning the phone and God will reward you abundantly
there's nothing Godly or ungodly about this. It's just you doing what your mind tells you

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Phones / Re: Is It A Crime To Return A Lost Phone? by burp18: 10:48pm On Sep 11, 2023
You did well by returning it. My conscience wouldn't even let me keep something that isn't mine.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Song Are You Playing First by burp18: 2:44pm On Sep 11, 2023
savage garden_ I knew I <3ed you.
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 11:29am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:
why didn't op tell his children he intentionally cut the brakes and explain to the children the dangers of a brake not working
Isn't that the whole essence of this thread? To check if they're obidient to him.
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 11:27am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:
.the op children are dead. You can't have dead obedient children
They're dead because they refused to obey him. They'd still be alive if they'd obeyed his instructions. It's that simple. You can't see something that'll kill you and you decide to walk right into it. That's not a very smart thing to do
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 11:21am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:

He was the one that cut the brakes,he also knew that the children will likely disobey him and he tested them because of his selfish cravings.
He is a murderer.. I prefer disobedient kids to dead kids, seems you like the opposite
What did you mean you prefer a disobedient kid to a dead one? A disobedient kid is more likely to get into trouble than an obidient one.
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 11:19am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:

He was the one that cut the brakes,he also knew that the children will likely disobey him and he tested them because of his selfish cravings.
He is a murderer
So you tell the child. Don't go near the fire or else you'll get burned. Then out of curiosity, what you think is woke, the child decides to go near the fire and as a expected, hurts himself. How is the father responsible for it?
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 11:10am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:
if I stop my kids from getting wisdom and thinking for themselves they have a right to rebel
He knew they'd get into an accident because he knew the breaks were cut. But theyd rather listen to an outsider over their father. Are you saying you'd rather have kids who are disobedient to you?
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 10:57am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:
is like telling a child that education is bad and if he attains it he will die.
Wisdom is more important than bread
This right here is exactly what's wrong with the present generation. There's so many what ifs. What if the car in question was not his to begin with? What if the brakes were intact but they'd still stubbornly refused to heed his advice? What if they'd bashed the car and it wasn't his? Your kids rebelling against you and questioning your every instruction is not wisdom. It is what a rude and not properly raised kid would do.
Religion / Re: Yes Or No: Am I A Loving And Caring Father? by burp18: 10:48am On Sep 10, 2023
Maynman:

Wisdom and knowledge to not remain a slave and serving other people.
It's dumb. Curiosity and questioning everything is not smart. It's like warning a child on the dangers of playing with fire, and the child still decides to play with it.

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