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good luck!

depends on the pple involved.

keep ignoring him, he'll get tired one day!

don't think so

Long distance doesn't work . . . period!

more like party for desperados!

no comment!

wat difference does it make?

as long as someone propose to the other and the answer is "yes", everyone is happy and life goes on!

to all ma friends on Nairaland . . . u know urselves.

have a good one!

NaJa HaJe:
Could someone please do me a summary? ? ?

I would love to read it but its tooooo long

am with u on that.

slap the lesbianism outtta her system

Stop searching for True Love and Let it find you. . . . else, u fall for the wrong person!

Sincere Father-Son Talk

These 3 guys __Ode__, _Mumu_, __Mugun__

lol

How is that possible?

more . .

and more

More

funny pix CAUTION 2

dat na sucide now!

A loving husband

This guy was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so he called the Mental Health Help Hotline. He was put through to their 'call center' in Pakistan. He explained that he was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if he could drive a truck or fly an airplane,

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made".

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!

One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parent's room to check it out.

He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it's your
mom is it?!"

Men at Work

I have to believe these men are government workers, paid by our tax
dollars. These men have just finished placing solid steel pillars in
concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a sports bar
downtown. They are cleaning up at the end of the day.


And………………….


How long do you think it will be before they realize where their




vehicle is parked?

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when I bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
Bleep

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.



When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little

hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses".

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a
few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

hot chic:
The point is not really in waiting but the question is will the guy change when he's out of jail.Such business brings fast money and i am not sure if leaving it will be that easy,how did he find himself in such situations.This is not about staying with him when things are bad but about thinking twice and see if you really know this guy.It seems your girlfriend doesn't know who the guy is.Its obvious from your post that there are so many things she's just getting to know and i wonder how many informations of that nature are still unknown to her.Tell her to think twice.

well said!