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3viso:
It's like two of una be paddy see as una get the same signature.

Olodo. which skool did u graduate from? how is that the same thing?
not even close

no one has told me anything that sweet yet!

really. . . does such things exist?

guy u better dump her fast and run go pastor for help!

first and foremost, u need to get over whateva kind of insecurity that makes u nervouse around girls.

secondly, try building or work ur pubic speech

thridly, maybe become friends with them first and u can ask them later once u get comfortable around them.

Romance??

How old are u?

His damn name

This stupid topic and picture is still here?

and this has a lot to do with romance becos . . . . ?

Awwwwwww

u guys don't even know if the guy is widower

wHAT KIND OF SILLY JOKE IS THIS?

P-E-R-T-V-E-R-T

@topic,

u don't wanna waste ur time with someone like that. . . dump his sorry ass!
If he comes begging, then he loves u, if not. . .move on!

NaJa HaJe:
tell her . . . . . I NO WAN DO!!!!!!!

na who get junior? you or her?

You must have been really good then

I tire oh

lol. . . oh lordy lordy lordy.


there is nothing liek the perfect woman

you gotta chose btw heaven and the deep blue sea.

which way u rather go?

Not all babies are cute oh!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . to think that a guy actually started this topic

happy bunday sweetie!

have a good one!

when i was younger------hell nah

but now-----heck, it ain't their business cos I live alone

bigmodo:
I can't believe it that not even one nigerian abroad can give me access to escalade off, that hurts so bad. I am beginning to believe a post a read here that[b] all nigerians abroad are stingy[/b]

na today?
sit down there make pant dey wear u

lol

Once a DOG, Always a DOG!

let him go.

muchbabe:
help u out? now why would i want to do that. I was just asking questions, Most people in nigerian think living abroad is all rosy and once u come here, uve made it because money grows on trees , On the contrary a lot of peeps who come here end up jobless and they tend to do illegal stuff. If u have a good life in naija why throw it away just for "abroad"

totally agree with u!

tommyex:
I tot it was only herbalism and JUJUtology they studied there?

No encourage the many fake pastors ere oo,I heard india is a good training groung 4 magic

India ko,Kuwait ni

LMAOOO

@25 why u so scared of guys?

Don't run away from love but towards it, because love is the deepest joy. A lot of people tend to hold back after they've been hurt or let down. They say, I'm never going to love again. How dare you give another human being that kind of power over you? Don't let anyone hold your happiness in their hands, hold it in yours, so it will always be within your reach.

lindaikeji..com

fly your wings girl. . . u only live this life once.

Hugoboi:
Is the birth control pill also recommended for males who want to add weight?

Yes

don't start complaining when ur boobies starts to ache

4Him:
@ busta, i don't think junk food makes your boobs sprout. There are fat people with no boobs at all.

I'd say cut out the junk food and sodas. You're not too young to be health conscious, i watch my blood pressure weekly . . . you may be clogging your arteries without you knowing.

Birth control pills? she'd be twice her size in a few weeks. Abeg Gamine u're ok as u are.

just an advice, she is the one that wants to pack on the weight

. . . . . besides, i don't eat junks anymore, don't even eat out again. I eat healthy now.

Beat the wowoness outtta their system!

As for me, it matters . . . BIG TIME!

I no want sufferhead

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water And subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is Almost overcome by the smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask the Drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes,I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and Asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for A little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks Again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the Water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.

The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy!"

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,

"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,

I asked her how she knew?

She said, "Well, that was the easy part.

I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"