₦airaland Forum

Who say the school nor dae exist... the school dae exist oooo

jacabi:
@Op, it might not be what you think. That "ashawo" might mean someone that is into secret society.

are you talking from experience?

At times when I see some names of school I go just burst laugh. This very one @ pic below is a serious case...

I wonder what will happen to corpers posted to this kind of such with such name @ pic below

Getting under the ladies pants or getting inside the ladies pants or getting into the ladies pants... Some ladies even want you to get to the bottom of their pants. They come as fit they don't want anything but deeply inside their mind, they want the pants to be let loss.

For a matured lady when we don aligned matter to come to my house, she support know watin dae sup now... abi I call you come look my face... Na those small small girls they do leave me, leave me... the matured ones know the koko.

But to be sincere, getting under or bottom of a ladies pants this day is very easy. Everything na power of the toungue...

True talk Op... wrong misconception affecting ladies... The problem is that some of them don't know what they want...

Confused ladies everywhere in NIGA...

Court is the last hope for the aggrieved.

RicKyRichards:
The military and politicians have become too close for comfort.

The military has become errand boys for the politicians. This is dangerous to our democracy.

Ahead of the January 28, 2015 planned Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential rally in Port Harcourt, heavily fierce looking armed soldiers and policemen on Saturday took over the 40,000 capacity Adokiye Amiesimaka Stadium at Igwuruta-ali, Ikwerre local government area of the state.

It was gathered that the soldiers had moved into the facility early on Saturday morning and kept vigil till dawn.

The APC-led Rivers State government and the state PDP have been engaged in war of words over the planned use of the stadium by the opposition PDP in the state.
“Our (PDP) presidential rally will hold at that stadium because it belongs to the people. It was built by tax payers’ money. We are working with all stakeholders to ensure that the right thing is done to move the nation forward.”

It would be recalled that the state chairman of the PDP, Felix Obuah, had said that the state government turned down the request of the party to use the facility for its presidential candidate, President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday, January 28.


Speaking on the issue, governorship candidate of the PDP, Nyesom Wike, at a meeting with the Goodluck-to-Goodluck Political pressure group in Port Harcourt, recently, assured that the APC used the same facility for theirs and therefore, the PDP will host President Jonathan there.

The APC had used the facility to flag-off the party’s presidential campaign for the South-south earlier this month, even as it was used late last year to celebrate the anniversary of the Supreme Court judgment.

Wike said: “The PDP presidential rally will hold at the Amiesimaka Stadium on Wednesday, January 28. The APC held their own presidential campaign rally on January 6, 2015 and an earlier rally on October 25, 2014 in the same stadium.

“We are committed to the peaceful use of the stadium for our presidential campaigns,” the state PDP governorship standard bearer said.

But the state governor, Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, at a rally for the All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship candidate in Etche local government of the state explained that the PDP cannot use the stadium, saying it was undergoing more construction work.

The Presidency has decided to use the stadium by force, hence the deployment of soldiers to the place.

callydon:
U were screened yesterday?

plz what's d screening all abt n how come u were screened yesterday when d SMS from INEC says it's from Monday to Wednesday?
THANKS.
PS: Am also serving in kwara.

That one you did yesterday was not screening my guy. That is verification. The screening is slated for 26th. Am also serving in kwara. The screening is for three days so just know you haven't been screened.

Eugenedimgba:
same problem with me oh. I am serving in Kano but chose Abia as residence address.Clearly,we'll have to travel.

Your residence is the place you currently base. Your residence you filled in your registration is where you are to do your screening and subsequently perform as inec adhoc staff. So where ever you are, stay yo travel fast fast before election money pass you by...

kebi4all:
I think everybody will get the message. very sure of that. just got mine. what is the way forward on this?

INEC short listed candidate for the exercise. Am not sure everyone will receive the message... Only those short listed will get the message.

Nafizzey:
Nice thread... This is my case. I actually registered to partake in the elections in my place of residents I.e F.C.T Abuja Bwari area council and am now currently serving at Bida LGA Niger state. Today we went to Bida inec office along with some serving corpers here for verification and my was not on their list. This evening, I got the invitation text from inec to appear for screening at F.C.T Bwari Area Council...

what do I do pls? where am I actually supposed to partake for the exercise? am bit confused.... tnx

why will you be confused? You filled Abuja during your registration and you were expecting your name to be among candidate in Niger. Go to the local govt in Abuja you filled to check your name...

zicky:
that will not put food on your table

Its already putting more than food on my table.

zicky:
leave τ̣̣ђα̲̅†̥ ​ guy, he was one of the students expelled for exam malpractice, he's now a wheelbarrow pusher

look at you... why will I study in such university... that village school. For your information, I graduated from University of Benin. A great and well respected university in Nigeria.

jvera:
thats the reason but did you school there?

no... I schooled in UNIBEN.

jvera:
the school is known by fed govt every skul v its floop

thank God you agree to the flaws but that of the school is just too much...

Maybe that's the reason they need hands anyway, so they can put the school to standard.

Walexsammy:
.....ogbeni with most respect, ure talking rubbish...what do u mean by 'the skul has been fruadulent since ages? Are u sure u even no wia the skul is located...for ur infor, I finished dia last year

I might be talking rubbish but you know the school is just an image. The school is in Abia. Asked some of your friends that graduated from that school, they will tell you the school is just a figure-head. Am not sure federal govt knows if that school is even still existing.

The school is even in NUC black-list if it may interest you. They parade students together in department taking courses that have not been accredited by NUC.

The officials in that school starting from the VC are all fraudulent.

uzolexis:
I agree that some of d positions r not vacant and i'm dissapointed cos this is my Alma mater but concerning d accreditation that's a big fat lie cos almost (if not all) courses offered av been accredited. Where did u get d info about graduates of the uni being sent away 4rm camp? That's false information

II'm not competing with any body, if u get there b4me, congratulations..if you come out here to tell me am lying about some courses not accredited in the university, it therefore means you don't know about the recent development going on in your school.
It is not a matter of I heard, it happened in my very eyes where graduates of accounting, banking & finance, and other business related courses where called out in camp( batch c\14) and were asked to return all their kits and return back home because their courses have not been accredited. It was a day of tears for them. Just called any student from your school & asked about the recent development.
That school is fraudulent... I just pity those that will graduate from those department this year because it has not been accredited by NUC.

uzolexis:
I agree that some of d positions r not vacant and i'm dissapointed cos this is my Alma mater but concerning d accreditation that's a big fat lie cos almost (if not all) courses offered av been accredited. Where did u get d info about graduates of the uni being sent away 4rm camp? That's false information

If you come out here to tell me am lying about some courses not accredited in the university, it therefore means you don't know about the recent development going on in your school.
It is not a matter of I heard, it happened in my very eyes where graduates of accounting, banking & finance, and other business related cources

Another employment scam from this university. They will collect money for application from huge applicant & at the end collect very few persons.


Some of these vacant position list above are not vacant, the university is just fraudulent in nature. They even have persons taking up some position listed above.

The university has been fraudulent since ages, that is why they couldn't accredit some of their courses, that most of their student where sent home from NYSC camp due to failure of the management to accredit some courses in the university.

Even a new established university don't have such openings for vacancies not to talk about university that has been operating for years now.

Am not discouraging anyone from applying but just know most of the opening here is pure scam from the highest order.

ammyluv2002:
14. Teach them how to use these 3 words "Thank you" , " Please" and "Sorry"

15. Teach them never to insult their elders

16. Take them to the village to know their root

17. Teach them how to give /share

@Op, lovely post....I love your write-up. Thanks!

I love this post... Most parents are guilty of these... I can tell you that 60% of youth don't know their village & have not even been there... Our parents make us believe that all the villagers are witches & wizard and that is pure fallacy.. God help we upcoming fathers...

makin:
Its depressing that nigerian youths can express their greed even on forum like this.
A year of community service even in an hamlet, is not only beneficial to the poor community which you are posted too, but an opportunity for you to see life from another view.
The only opportunity those people have for quality education and an introduction to the outside world is your person and your knowledge.
I was amazed to see how backward some places in the eastern nigeria is, and how errorneous most lagosians view the rest of nigeria.
You can only appreciate a culture better if you experience and get to understand the people.
The partiality involved in the primary postings happens in everyday nigerian life, not limited to youth service alone, so even if you are petochemical engr graduate teaching in primary school during your service year, it doesn't stop you from getting into shell after your service year, if indeed you are worth working in shell.

I love this. Good work bro. Service is not all about personal gains but selfless contribution to your fatherland. I never knew some places in Nigeria are under-developed until I was mobilized for service... the villages were just happy seeing corpers around and the children were excited to see us... shouting corper, corper... any time they see us... we were source of joy to them. The children in school respect us more than their teachers...

Service is not actually a waste of time... It is a period for you to see the nation in a different perspective...

alienvirus:
Bad English. The author should be flogged for wasting his parents money.

Get the message & leave the messager ...

nitrogen:
Yes, you can, its very simple, just go to these coys and tell them you are a corper, u will be allowed to serve automatically. Sefini.

story for the gods... don't say what you don't know plz... you might be misleading pple...

lily2012:
it a gud experience to serve in lagos.
i pass out feb and i was nt accommodated.
ministry pay 15k why state govt schools pay 15k.
telecom company like visafone pay 35k, Etisalat pay 50k,Zoom mobile pay 22600.
NNPC 25k,Chevron 27k,

talk about where most corpers are posted to which is school. How many person re lucky enough to be posted to such organization if not legged...

My dear serving in lagos is not easy ooo... standard of living is very high except you are in rural environment...

Please you can send the business plan to me @ Malomiprosper@gmail.com

vizkiz:
why don't you make friends with the boko haram leader then later tell the cops "our personality are not the same"

You re taking it too far...

vizkiz:
The brain on your friend's head is equivalent to that of an house-fly and people do say "birds of the same feather______________"

what do you mean? We re friends does not mean our personality are the same...

lirusehn:

yur cooked up tale tho

it's for real...

DDeliverer:
Your friend was Very wrong...and the girl was Very foolish..

As 4 u..How do you manage to meet people like this??

that is life 4u... You meet different kind of persons...

My friend invited a girl to his place. The distance was a little far, which cost 1000 naira. He agreed to pay her transport to & fro when she arrive his place. They settled for a date which the girl agreed on...

As the girl was leaving her home, she called the guy, and he was expecting her. Few minutes after she left home,the girl called that the money at the park was increased by 200 Naira. He told her to pay that he is going to pay her back... Lol & behold, she said the only money with her is 1000 naira. she narrated to the guy, she left home with 1100, she used 100naira to the park and now left with 1000....

My friend was so annoyed with her for saying such. So she was asking what to do... that she don't ve any money left with her...

The next thing he did was to switch off his phone, that the girl knows his address, that she will come if her spirit want her to come... that he is not going to do anything...

My question to nairalander is this; Was my friend wrong for switching off his phone or the girl for being foolish?