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VickyRotex:
Okay, can you drop your email ad?

malomiprosper@gmail.com

Thanks in anticipation

VickyRotex:
I have sent it... Please confirm and revert!!!

please can you send me a format of a cover letter and a good CV.


Will really be grateful.

Zico5:
Power of money. These days money can do anything. God please answer my hustle on time so that good things can follow me

na everything be money 4 una side... abeg who fine don fine... money or not

haitto99:
try ilorin

Which ilorin? What is in ilorin? Ilorin is among the least cities in Nigeria...


Sorry I quoted, am speaking from experience...

justmag:
I complete agree with the OP. Show your interest on the first day. And don't do to much after that. You need to ignore the nonsense you see on nollywood or Hollywood! The way a woman reacts to you will determine the type or woman she is.

1. The woman that prefers a man that is persistent and looking for her attention.
2. The woman that prefers you respect and be considerate about her time so she can make up her mind about you.
3. The woman that will want to talk to you and see how things go.

As for me...I do not call women after I get their number. I may text them once in a while but I can assure you that majority of them eventually call me. As say something like

"hey! How are you? I know we chat alot....I just thought I call you today instead!"

like you are following my pattern...

Ngwakwe:
Prof Jega had four years to prepare for this election but wasted it.

He had planned to rig not only the election but also 2016 census in favour of North-East and North-west by allocating unimaginable extra polling units to the zone until he was forcefully stopped by the Senate from applying his option A.

Then Jega decided to use inequitable distribution of PVC as option B to rig the election where he allow proxies to collect and distribute in the North while dumping that of the South in various INEC offices across the regions with a stringent set of rules.

To make the matter worst Prof Jega wants to use the loophole in our constitution and electoral law known as substantial compliance to legally deny millions of voters across South their PVC in order to reduce their regional voting power and population estimate

Jega has contributed negatively to fall in Naira against the dollar by repeated lying on the fathom readiness of INEC before 14th Feb, 2014.

You are a bloody illerate. You don't know what you are saying? Is He(Jega) that will force people from their homes to collect their PVCS. INEC was ready but the security claimed, they are not ready. How did inec cause devaluation of our currency? Our economy have been down for years now...

Laugh my head out...




But some ladies of nowadays shall.... Most of them like speaking English but when it comes to written English, you go fear say, then be Oludo.... Only a microscopic few of them are impressive. Some don't ve anything to offer outside sex...Tomorrow they start singing breakup song...

Op it might be a joke but you re not far from the truth...

plainmirror:
Golden Rule: Woo Money First and Ladies Will Woo you (even 4 dream)

I must tell you that you can still get most ladies even without having much cash... It depends on your style...


Let me tell you, most of those ladies following rich guyz still have one average guyz hitting their kitty-cat steady without even giving them money for transport.
Change your mentality... repackage yourselve and hit that pretty lady you desire. You don't need all the money... as far you can afford your personal needs, you are good to go...

Teamchopladieskitty-catwithoutspendingmuchmoney

maestroferddi:
You were chasing grasshoppers and praying mantis when others were learning basic biology.

You forgot that without the grasses to prop up the food chain, that the irokos, the eucalyptuses and their likes would wither away due to lack of nutrients.

Grass, trees( tall or short) are all part of the producer in the food chain...

A 26-year-old NYSC member posted to Cross River has reportedly committed suicide after his girlfriend jilted him.

The body of the National Youth Service Corp, NYSC, member, identified as Ernest, was, Wednesday, recovered from his one room apartment after he reportedly took a poisonous substance.

It was gathered that the young man, who was in love with Chioma Okewuru, a fellow NYSC member, went berserk when the girl came back from her village over the weekend with a ring from another man she had promised marriage.


According to Vanguard, Ernest,an indigene of Edo State and a graduate of the University of Benin, was posted to Cross River State in October, where he met and fell in love with Chioma. Both were serving in Redemption Secondary School, Ofombogha 1 in Obubra Local Government Area of Cross Rivers State before the incident. 

Mr. Noah Ntuen, Acting Divisional Police Officer for Obubra, while speaking with Vanguard on phone, said:

 “The girl had told the guy that she would not marry him, but that they could be friends. So when she came back from home last weekend and showed him the ring her husband-to-be gave her, the young man became furious. 

“On Wednesday, the situation became worse and at about 7pm, he locked himself in the room and took some poisonous substances.” 

A source in the school where they serve also said: 

“They met at the NYSC Orientation Camp at Abrekpe-Ebokpo and as luck would have it, they were both posted to the same school where they had a relationship going. 

“He had the hope the whole thing would end in marriage, but Chioma already had another person she wants to marry.”


Acting DPO, Ntuen said the body had been deposited in the mortuary of Obubra General Hospital, while Chioma is with the police, where investigations on the circumstances surrounding the tragic death are in progress.

Source: vanguard

What a pity
Life goes on for her

Omooba77:
Writing out a script;they will be surprised by the landmark victory of GEJ. Do you know how many twitter handles some of them have. Buhari has always won on social media since time immemorial

you re a big liar.

maestroferddi:
Elections are won at the grassroots and that is where the PDP are masters of the game.

Where is the grassroot... Even the grassroot need change... they re tired of being grass... they need change to become tall tress.

Like if you need change and share if you need transformation...

Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

Have you tasted the before? Like you are talking from experience...

I am fully ready... I need the change. Feedup and tired of present administration & pdp...

Let us give a trial to the change in the air...

















Let APC take charge.... Let the change begin from march 28...

ghost1718:
i heard some people saying it at international trade fair complex this evening, so dont misunderstand me

please hear well next time...

ghost1718:
sad news.......... I [s]heard that A.P.C PRESIDENTIAL candidate is dead.......... Pls is this true ??

[/s] are you asking us? I think you have a mental problem...

tit:
the man used himsef too much reading speech.
he should leave this ploitics of a thing and attend to his 150 cows

simple reason why you can't spell politics... because you are hiding from the truth.

Sorry I quoted you, it's just an observation...

Dee60:
HOW CAN YOU SEND A CHIEF ELECTORAL OFFICER OF A NATION ON LEAVE WHEN ELECTIONS ARE ABOUT TO START? THERE IS GOD O!

please help me ask then...

Samunique:
Stop ranting, is it PDP that's sending him on leave or civil rule of service which is a normal procedure ?

please who is PDP and who is the civil service. Who controls the civil service?

Please be frank with your point...

damseyl:
No responsible guy toasts al about

but you smile & feel on top of the world when guyz approaches you on a daily basis.

arimahoseloka:
the basic difference between a man and an animal is that a man acts based on logic and reasoning. while an animal acts based on instinct and bodily feelings. now tell me, if u see every beautiful well endowed lady and u feel like fu'cking all of them, what is the difference btw u and an ordinary (mkpi) He goat... or (Nkita) dog?

I ve said mine...

No matter how horrible and uncouth the character of a lady may be, some boneheads yet dumb bunnies will definitely be stalking her.

Many of our ladies derive joy when they've got so many male species shadowing them both online and offline and it's very evident to me that it is not all about the massive numbers of people approaching you but the personality of people paying court to you.

On the contrary, what seems bullshit to one may appear otherwise to others.

There are no two ways about attracting your desirable man. Your mentality, humour, manners, personality and appearance gives credence to the calibre of guys that will admire you and vice versa.

Without much ado, let's get to business

Why Responsible Guys May Refrain Themselves From Asking You Out.


1. Indecent Look 
One of my lectures used to say "Some people will get a job at the doorstep by their appearances; and not everybody will be offered jobs by the quality of English they spew". Your nyansh and bosoms are tattooed and your waist chain can be seen by everybody when you bend or climb okada. There are about 6 pair of earrings dangling on your ear and you are like, I live my life the way I want. I'm sorry a responsible dude from a good Christian/Muslim home dare not take you home else he would be disowned.

My sister, you don't need T.B Joshua to tell you that it can't attract reasonable people into your life but only those who just want to have a taste of your kitty-cat and run like a clapper cos your looks has given an impression that you have nothing to offer than to relief their konji.

2. Bad Behaviour 
Are you aware that guys make a little research before making any advances to you? Of course, they do. They might ask someone who knows you very well just to know how responsible you are. If he gets negative reports such as, that babe is ill-mannered; or that babe too dey pack men up and down, he will definitely make overtures in respect he had heard of you and would probably want to mark register if he was told unpleasant things... Ask naijaboiy and emusmith, they know how they run that package wella.

3. You Are Not Financially Disciplined (ojukokoro, oke ochicho, zari) 
Our ladies should always show to men that they would rather manage than beg. However, when a lady is never ashamed to show that she's obsessed with money, it will definitely piss you off by dint of a disposition of money-grubbing who is no way different from those hungry ladies who make use of BIS & recharge card as method of carrying out extortion exercise. This will send a bad signal to him that you have nothing to offer other than to be on the receiving side. **Zack19 knows it better* 

4. You Are Too Artificial
Natural look is out of your dictionary, your fingers and toe nails are painted in rainbow colours, your face is as painted as still life painting and bleaching creams has turned your skin to multi-colour, that is, the colour of your face no long rhyme with that of your neck and vice versa (but you are fond of saying that "my natural skin is coming out and that is an evidence of good living). Truth be told, your chances of attracting responsible men/guys into your life is 0.5kb *Lamispaco knows beta *

5. Lack of Personality 
You are beautiful no doubt, but its paramount to note that not every responsible guy is obsessed with your looks, walking steps, bosoms and ynash. You need a good personality to make your beauty more attractive

7. You Talk Too Much 
Many guys like reserved ladies who don't talk much. When I see a lady talking without manners, my reverence and chase for her drastically head on diminishing returns.

8. Low IQ 
You should be able to lead a good conversation either you are into a guy or not, we guys like ladies who are fun to be with. That is, ladies that have little knowledge of everything (football, technology, scrabble and all that). If your reply to every question is "5n u? Kul u? Yap u?, He concludes you are so boring and your IQ cannot match with his, therefore, refrain himself from asking you out.

Feel free to add yours 

arimahoseloka:
the greatest thing a man can do is to conquer himself. in case u don't know u are a slave to Ur own flesh, disgusting!! learn 2 tame the lustful and filthy desires of Ur flesh. it has a way trying 2 control u. any man that cannot control his flesh is thesame with a dog. Ask for God mercy to help u understand what am trying 2 preach 2 u.

Mr holy spirit, make I hear word. Pray you don't fall into the hand of some well endowed ladies. You wouldn't even know how you responded to them.
Are you sure you are sexually attracted to that your girl... just pray someone is not doing what you are not doing, if not, you are finished man...

iamrealdeji:
A classy girl to me knows when to talk and when not to talk,she's not raz,dresses well,knows when to dress sexy,dress simple,dress bossy,dress like some christmas gift,knows what type of music to listen to and not all party Nigerian jamz all the time,doesn't mingle with stupid and foolish people,not a rachet,not a bleaching girl,knows when to apply heavy or light make up,etc,loves reading,intelligent,knows when to slightly tan her skin in the sun whenever she looks pale(for fair girls) and knows the type of makeup to apply to a tanned or pale skin,knows when to smile,frown,look sexy and her facial expression depicting what's on ground at the moment,doesnt gossip about others much,doesnt mingle with backbitter and talkatives,doesnt blow her mother tongue all the time

With all these qualities you have mention, how many of the classy babes do such. Anyway that's you definition of classy babe but I only share some few points of yours. It's different stroke for different folks...

iamrealdeji:
I've never even been to Ekiti state,i don't go to places like that,but I visit Lagos all the time and spend lot of time there since I was a child and im not even a native of Ilorin,im from Ibadan,finished school here and temporarily based here for now,parents ain't here though,one thing is that majority of Nigerian girls all over ain't pretty,but you see the pretty ones once in a while,some are pretty but few of them and maybe it's because my taste is super high

there is no body without class. I have my taste anyway. Mine might not be yours.

But what's your definition of a Classy babe

Enockia:
YEP I CAN GIVE U SOME IF U ER INTRESTED

common... guyz don't give me ladies. I can talk to a lady am interested in. Infact wooing ladies and getting them is not a big deal for me...

Am the smartest butane...

Enockia:
ASK AROUND MAKE A THREAD FOR IT HERE AND WATCH THE REPLIES.....
TRUST ME

hmmmmmmmmm

Enockia:
HMMMM U THINK KWARA GIRLS HAVE UKWU THEN VISIT BAYELSA..........ITS THE WORLD CAPITAL OF UKWU................UKWU "IN TIMAYA'S VOICE"

Guy make you know say na yoruba land oooo. Na yoruba get ukwu for niga. That is their feminine inheritance. The ilorin own na die.

Say bayelsa get ukwu pass... I nor agree ooo

Enockia:
LOL TELL HIM
PLEASE ON UR NEXT TRIP VISIT GRA PHASE 1, 2 IN PH U WONT REGRET THE TRIP

The truth about Ilorin babes is that, they are power house of Ukwu. Lagos ukwu dae learn where Ilorin dae...those kind ukwu you go see 4 day time, in the night it will appear in your dream...

UniqueGem:
Bro please help me tell him ooo. That place is a dry land.

The guy don't travel at all. That's the traits of most "kwaras". They live all their life in the state, not that the state is doing very fine ooo. The babes when dae, we go roll with them shall... Nothing spoil...

The truth is that Ilorin babes get ukwu oooo. If you need girls with Ukwu, go to Ilorin. You go see girl of 18 yrs when carry 25yrs old ukwu.

iamrealdeji:
I travel every damn time

Travel to places like where? It all depend on where you travel to... if you travel from kwara to ekiti. that is the worst kind of movement...

iamrealdeji:
Dude,its unbelievable but true,it depends on where you live in Ilorin,I used to say what you just said too when I just came to Ilorin until I started seeing some fine girls,every where in Nigeria is filled with ugly girls including Lagos,Abj and PH

make I hear word brother. Which Ilorin are you talking about? Is it not that capital city of kwara state. Don't just hype anything because am currently serving there. They are fines girls which most re mainly Muslims but most are just the average fine girls we see on the street daily. I reside In lagos and schooled in benin, visit my uncle in PH and also go to Oyo. The kind of classy babes in those areas are hard to find in the said Ilorin. Most of the babes there don't even have swag and rhymes. In lagos, Benin, Oyo n Ph, when I see some babes, I go marveled. I am the ladies type so I know what am saying. Ilorin is not and is never a home for classy babes. Maybe you don't travel at all... please try and tour around...