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FLAWLES:
op i don't knw about u+aftr swimming i stil luk fwesh(beta widawt makeUps)

Are you sure of your statement. I checked you dp but could hardly see your face with my sophisticated phone... I advised you changed your dp

nairaman66:
Yeah, I was heartbroken! But I am doing just fine. But I stl reiterate that NYSC should be scrapped completely.. Period!

You have a point anyway but I don't concur with your point.

The scheme has done a lot of good to others as well...

I don't believe anything about celebrity because most of them are liars...


I don't bloody care if they received 100million per show. How have they used their little wealth to change the ordinary man in the street or influence the economy?

Most of our present celebrity might get poor in time to come. They don't invest or raise business that will keep more money coming which will indirectly empower others.

All you hear about is buying multiple cars upon cars.... I keep watching...

nairaman66:
I am a Deltan. Yeah, I worked mine to Yenagoa, Bayelsa State 2 years ago. It turned to be the most miserable time of my life.

Had the worst experience a guy would ever get in all ramifications. NYSC should be scrapped!

Guy what happened now... you sound heartbroken during your NYSC

ireneony:
if she talk full na u go see wetin u wan take hammer...
guy wetin u want again, since romance section don turn to English class

You suddenly changed from the normal incorrect English you were using to pigin. You would have started with this Pigin from the onset now...

I heard you attended AAU.... is that true?

ireneony:
who is this one
go and check for the meaning of con...... or else
go twerk on a donkey

sorry if ladies has frustrated you to this extend that you have to come on here and cry out your sorrow

guy go sleep

I see why you need a man close to perfect because of your imperfection.

ireneony:
I want my man close to perfect
if you don't concord, go twerk on a goose

See your spellings. You are not close to perfect but need a man close to perfect....

Kepp searching for the man close to perfect because you will see him in your imaginations...

pretydiva:
Thank God I am naturally beautiful

you are naturally beautiful but am seeing a makeup pics on your dp...

Cutehector:
I got ur number frm a frnd ov urs, I was too shy to walk up to u so I had no choice dan to ask it frm ur frnd, I hope u wouldn't mind and aren't angry.

If d babe no like u eh, konk me

If you are too shy to collect a lady's no, then you are not confident and man enough to friend her....

No big deal... wait till you grow up and gather some prestige...
Small boys attitude...

inibro:
I dont knw about ur sch OP, but Uniben where i went; I was able to get mine, one week after applying. Although i hve to drop an address where it should be sent to.

One problem with Uniben is that, they will refuse giving you your transcript by hand and the fees attached is just too outrageous...

Imagine 13k to send my transcript within Africa and 22k to Europe and about 25k to Asia. The amout is just on the high side... That is after paying normal 3500 to apply for the transcript oooo


Uniben just too demanding...

naijainfogalery:
Oga Jona well done. Just remember that you made me lose a job once after you came to lagos and i was stuck in holdup for many hours, Oya come and pay me my own compensation. this one wey everybody just dey get their own share.

i hope some of your media guys see this.

I think i love oil job, and if you put me in one of your ministerial list i dont mind oh sorry i mind , not forgetting you might lose this March abeg just gimme my share instead even the job security sef no dey cos this CHANGE thing can befall someone if you lose. abeg just gimme money i would prefare cash the one baba buhari wont be able to trace when he enters

lol

JOKES APART
If Jonathan had been doing all this things from the first day, no one would have considered Buhari which leaves me with just one point. Jonathan is ready to sell Nigeria just to see himself re-elected come May.
Whoever comes back in either Jonathan or Buhari will have a lot of work to do, Nigerians dont know whats happening yet, Nigeria is going broke and our Government is borrowing/taking a lot of foreign reserve to try to manipulate/stabilize it. Its after this election that we would know how far.

i cant just wait for this election to be over. The kinda economic downtown in Nigeria right now wont leave for the next 6 years. Nigerians both the peiople shouting change or the ones screaming transformation knows nothing

You have spoken well... you have made a clear point. you have spoken like a man with insight... but your joke got me laughing...

Seun:
There's no message. Our supermods are just posting the sort of things we think you'll be interested in.

I understand sir. Just that celebrity stuff is getting too much in the front page of recent... especially when they are not making news or jokes or passing any message...

pweetixandy:
Lol...try that in unilorin and get caught

make I hear word... there is no sch where they don't do mal practice. there is also no sch that joke with it. So stop bringing unilorin into the issue.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Or... [/color]

I will force you to talk sense...

Nairaland credibility and integrity is dwindling each passing day... Not the nairaland I used to know...


Why will such make front page? What message is the pic passing to we young Nigerians. That we should post our bathroom pic on social forum or what...

I suggest Seun should start co ordinating his moderators...

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]135 000 rigging members trained. [/color]

mind the way you talk in public forum....

Any business you are doing here without meeting the person one on one. You are on your own ooo...


Nairaland will not be heard responsible... we don't want to see a thread of " A nairalander scam my money....

Adesiji77:
Nice write-up OP.

@kennygee

Here we come!

You are not alone. Been 'mouthing' it since weekend but I have got to hit the gym today

you are welcome

Glowyshoe:
Exercise is really good..but the determination is the problem

That's true but you have to make up your mind...

This topic just make me laugh with smile on my face. I have been a victim of fake butts pad ooo... I didn't belive my eyes...


It happened last month on a passing out day of batch A corpers. I saw this lady dancing very well with a nice back. The ukwu was too much that I couldn't resist her. It attracted me to her. I went close to her, trying to dance behind her so I can feel the impact of the ukwu but she didn't succumb. She prefer I dance in front of her. I don't have choice than to obey... After the party I talked personally with her and we exchange contact. I promised to hook up with her because the ukwu was still in my memory.

After the wooing lines for days, she accepted to go out with me. We agreed on a saturday. My morale come high like electric pole.

I prepare my self that day and call her. She told me to pick her up from her house. When I get to her place, she came out. I was shocked, maybe her twin sister came out. I was finding the Ukwu I saw the other day. I didn't see. The ass come flat like 20leaves book. For my mind see dulling...

I took her to the place. I was putting a translucent dark shade, so I see her but she don't see my eyes directly. All through as we were walking I was just looking at the ass... I was speechless. I was very angry. So this girl was putting a fake ass that party day...

I bought drink for her n myself. We didn't discuss anything. She was even asking me why I took her out. I am normally bored on weekend hence the outing.

After that day... I nor communicate with her. I don't do girls with fake identity. I block her in my whatapp.... I just hate the fact that she is fake...

musicwriter:
For real?. After refusing to supply weapons to Nigeria and now that the war is being won you're explaining?. What if Boko haram was winning the war after your refusal to supply us weapons?.
United States, on who's side are you?. You're either with us or the terrorists!....... George Bush

Please which war was won? Hope it's not the war against Boko haram

wristwatch:
Lol. Me like pretty girls oo and there are some who are loyal. Meanwhile not all ugly gals are loyal

Ugly girls are not loyal again since Mary Kay have started making them look pretty in an artificial way...

I think the organizers of beauty competitions are making a big mistake somewhere. They should allow us to see their so called Miss bla bla bla without make up and high definition photography.

It will reflect the true picture and identity of the person. With this high definition make up and photography, I can't believe them for one bit. Most ladies look beautiful with such features...

All I can say is that she has a nice shape and good height... she is cool.

Am Enjoying the political scenario. But the guy just gave a simple speech that calls for effective leadership.

Just that the speech hit somebody hard somewhere. He respected the finger that fist feed him because he knows the present finger won't last long...

Politics is risk I must tell you... You don't always play by the rule... He might get a bigger portfolio later in due course...

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Worried about heart disease? Hoping to prevent high blood pressure? No matter what your current weight, being active boosts high-density lipoprotein (HDL), or "good," cholesterol and decreases unhealthy triglycerides. This one-two punch keeps your blood flowing smoothly, which decreases your risk of cardiovascular diseases. In fact, regular physical activity can help you prevent or manage a wide range of health problems and concerns, including stroke, metabolic syndrome, type 2 diabetes, depression, certain types of cancer, arthritis and falls.

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Need an emotional lift? Or need to blow off some steam after a stressful day? A workout at the gym or a brisk 30-minute walk can help. Physical activity stimulates various brain chemicals that may leave you feeling happier and more relaxed. You may also feel better about your appearance and yourself when you exercise regularly, which can boost your confidence and improve your self-esteem.

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Winded by grocery shopping or household chores? Regular physical activity can improve your muscle strength and boost your endurance. Exercise and physical activity deliver oxygen and nutrients to your tissues and help your cardiovascular system work more efficiently. And when your heart and lungs work more efficiently, you have more energy to go about your daily chores.

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Struggling to fall asleep? Or to stay asleep? Regular physical activity can help you fall asleep faster and deepen your sleep. Just don't exercise too close to bedtime, or you may be too energized to fall asleep.

No. 6: Exercise puts the spark back into your sex life

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No. 7: Exercise can be fun

Exercise and physical activity can be a fun way to spend some time. It gives you a chance to unwind, enjoy the outdoors or simply engage in activities that make you happy. Physical activity can also help you connect with family or friends in a fun social setting. So, take a dance class, hit the hiking trails or join a soccer team. Find a physical activity you enjoy, and just do it. If you get bored, try something new.

The bottom line on exercise

Exercise and physical activity are a great way to feel better, gain health benefits and have fun. As a general goal, aim for at least 30 minutes of physical activity every day. If you want to lose weight or meet specific fitness goals, you may need to exercise more. Remember to check with your doctor before starting a new exercise program, especially if you haven't exercised for a long time, have chronic health problems, such as heart disease, diabetes or arthritis, or you have any concerns
Goodluck as your exercise yourself

You know exercise is good for you, but do you know how good? From boosting your mood to improving your sex life, find out how exercise can improve your life.

Want to feel better, have more energy and perhaps even live longer? Look no further than exercise. The health benefits of regular exercise and physical activity are hard to ignore. And the benefits of exercise are yours for the taking, regardless of your age, sex or physical ability. Need more convincing to exercise? Check out these seven ways exercise can improve your life.

No. 1: Exercise controls weight

Exercise can help prevent excess weight gain or help maintain weight loss. When you engage in physical activity, you burn calories. The more intense the activity, the more calories you burn. You don't need to set aside large chunks of time for exercise to reap weight-loss benefits. If you can't do an actual workout, get more active throughout the day in simple ways — by taking the stairs instead of the elevator or revving up your household chores.

No. 2: Exercise combats health conditions and diseases

Worried about heart disease? Hoping to prevent high blood pressure? No matter what your current weight, being active boosts high-density lipoprotein (HDL), or "good," cholesterol and decreases unhealthy triglycerides. This one-two punch keeps your blood flowing smoothly, which decreases your risk of cardiovascular diseases. In fact, regular physical activity can help you prevent or manage a wide range of health problems and concerns, including stroke, metabolic syndrome, type 2 diabetes, depression, certain types of cancer, arthritis and falls.

No. 3: Exercise improves mood

Need an emotional lift? Or need to blow off some steam after a stressful day? A workout at the gym or a brisk 30-minute walk can help. Physical activity stimulates various brain chemicals that may leave you feeling happier and more relaxed. You may also feel better about your appearance and yourself when you exercise regularly, which can boost your confidence and improve your self-esteem.

No. 4: Exercise boosts energy

Winded by grocery shopping or household chores? Regular physical activity can improve your muscle strength and boost your endurance. Exercise and physical activity deliver oxygen and nutrients to your tissues and help your cardiovascular system work more efficiently. And when your heart and lungs work more efficiently, you have more energy to go about your daily chores.

No. 5: Exercise promotes better sleep

Struggling to fall asleep? Or to stay asleep? Regular physical activity can help you fall asleep faster and deepen your sleep. Just don't exercise too close to bedtime, or you may be too energized to fall asleep.

No. 6: Exercise puts the spark back into your sex life

Do you feel too tired or too out of shape to enjoy physical intimacy? Regular physical activity can leave you feeling energized and looking better, which may have a positive effect on your sex life. But there's more to it than that. Regular physical activity can lead to enhanced arousal for women. And men who exercise regularly are less likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction than are men who don't exercise.

No. 7: Exercise can be fun

Exercise and physical activity can be a fun way to spend some time. It gives you a chance to unwind, enjoy the outdoors or simply engage in activities that make you happy. Physical activity can also help you connect with family or friends in a fun social setting. So, take a dance class, hit the hiking trails or join a soccer team. Find a physical activity you enjoy, and just do it. If you get bored, try something new.

The bottom line on exercise

Exercise and physical activity are a great way to feel better, gain health benefits and have fun. As a general goal, aim for at least 30 minutes of physical activity every day. If you want to lose weight or meet specific fitness goals, you may need to exercise more. Remember to check with your doctor before starting a new exercise program, especially if you haven't exercised for a long time, have chronic health problems, such as heart disease, diabetes or arthritis, or you have any concerns
Goodluck as your exercise yourself

Girls sometimes are just so naughty. They give the green light and it is time to reciprocate, they start behaving strange.


I remember then in school, there was this law student. The girl always like us to be together, sometime she will introduce me to her friends as her boyfriend. Morale come high like electric pole. As a sharp guy now, the next time is to perform the boyfriend home work by drilling hard.

I invited her to my place but didn't make moves the first time, so she will be free and confident with me. She came herself the following day with her hot short skirt( trust female law student). She carry well package back... Oboyy see goodies... I started the bleeping lines but to my greatest surprised, the babe change am for me ooo.... she refused to open the gate way... She said our causal friendly is better. I told her I can't ooo, that if I don't enter the gate way, we will dissolve the friendship ooo



It took me another 1month to enter the gate way... You can't just understand women.... The one that play hard is simple to drill but the ones that play simple is sometimes hard to drill....

We continue to learn them.... Do more than observation...

Kirinwa:
Hear the bitter truth.

Almost every girl claims to have a boyfriend whether imagined, assumed or presumed I know not.

Never make the mistake of asking a girl to be your girlfriend cos like I said they 'always' have a boyfriend.

Just assume she's your girl and let your heart guide you. Take her out and hang out with her. Catch fun together and be happy whatever she does after she leaves you shouldn't bother you.

JUST BE HAPPY!

You made a point here... asking a girl be be your lover delay some many reaction. it is just to assumed she is and play along... she will be more comfortable with you then... before you know, water don pass garri...

Blackett:
This is fallacious rubbish.

What is the correlation between the use of social media and dwindling intelligence? The most intelligent people in the world are on social media. Does that fact alone not rubbish your claim? You should instead say that DUMB PEOPLE now have easier access to the internet, no thanks to network subscribers and free megabyte. A dumb person in the real world has nothing to offer on social media, and is evidenced by their posts.

You're a fool if you use social media and TV as an excuse for not being up and doing. A TV has a remote control and an "off" button. A social media account has a "logout" and "delete account" option. . . They distract you if you want to allow them. . . Scrap that statement up there. It's bullshit!




Another unfounded crap.

You cannot prove how many pms a person sends daily. If for any reason you put a number to it, you must have been a partaker of what you accuse other's of doing. Stop pulling "facts" out of your arsee!!! People have gotten married to fellow nairalanders. Others are in love and in serious relationship with fellow nairalanders. They first got in contact with each other via, that's right - pm. Whether or not he sent her 1000 pms before she accepted is none of your fvcking business. The most important thing is that they found love. . .

Lmao. Did you just fvcking say forbes list? Get the fvck outta here mahn. . . Show me your name on forbes list or, yeah that's right - shut the fvck up!!



Now look at yourself. . . You used the word "commercial" to describe the area. That is all the catcalls are for - commercial purposes. You mean to say you think all those whisling sound is to woo a lady? You know nought then. Those guys out there are business men. When at their places of work, they change attitudes to get their customers. Haven't you seen them walk up to a lady dragging her by the hand? They're wooing her too, right?


There's nothing wrong in drinking alcohol to get confident. As long as you are not drunk, you can carry out any function. You can even drive. The next person wouldn't even know you took alcohol. Now to expose your fallacious reasoning, again - can you prove that no one has gotten a girlfriend or wife after taking a little alcohol to gain a confidence boost?

No. You can't.



This is the only sensible comment you made.


What a moronic statement!

What is disgraceful about a proposal on social media? Is your version of social media restricted to nairaland alone? What gives you the rights to tell someone else how to use his time on social media?

Where else will they profess love on nairaland apart from the romance section? Politics section? Food section? Agriculture section? You even called it shameful. Do you know how many people right now think that this thread of yours is shameful? That shows you that every one has a choice. You cannot force your choice on others.

Now sit down and look at your dumb self again. . . You know why you're dumb? You condemned sending pms, you condemned also the issue of professing love openly, on the basis of not having met the lady or gotten her contacts prior to creating the thread. . . Smartass, sir, how else will her contacts be gotten if not via messaging her VIA the method you already condemned?

Guys professing love openly have their rights to do so. It isn't against the rules. It's actually a confidence boost for them. Before they embark on creating the thread, they knew they might face rejection, but went ahead anyway. It's called "trying". Dunno if you know what that means. It might also mean their own way of catching fun. What? You mean these _stupid 5, 10, 8 things rubbish lists are fun?



Learn from who? You? What did you teach? Where has it gotten you? What are your achievements? All I see is mumbo jumbo borne out of boredom. This wasn't properly thought out, except of course the point you made about money. . . Dumbass, every thing is hard work. You only have to be smart while doing hard work. What _moron will be smart only and not take the necessary hard work/efforts of what he has smartly planned?

Creating a thread is not by force. Create threads but not of silly beer parlor and peppersoup joint opinions. . .

guy I couldn't help but laughing... You just finish the OP. I think you made some other persons know that there is no one formulae of wooing a lady. What ever one decide to do is a matter of choice but some " I too know" will just come out here and start saying crap I can't figure out.

VickyRotex:
Hi!!! I've sent the samples to the three of you... Please confirm and revert...

Apologies for the late response.

thanks... will definitely do

VickyRotex:
Sent you a mail

thanks dear. Really appreciate

Just got your mail now...