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Faller:
And Nigerian Police are still using cellotape to hold the Yansh of their gun.

This one loud ooo....lol...

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Rickmann:
Yes, I know these things happen but from a 9-year-old, looking you in the face and asking you to bleep her?

C'mon!

Na this one shock too.... 9 year old....OMG...guy the matters don reach their village now and dem talk say Dem go carry her make she go stay for village... The mother was crying even me wey report her con dey pity her.... They girl dey wild... The mother said she caught her and her landlord's son making out just last year which made them leave the their former house because the shame was much..... Na now hidden secrets dey comot.....

Even till now I still find it difficult that that girl said it..... I'm still in premium shock.....

arleck:
Kid bye.. that's all for today

A kid with his senses still working is better than an old fool...
Bye simpleton.
I wish you well.

arleck:
A 9 year old girl without a phone would ask you for s*x? Liar and you must be real stupid if you can have an erection for a 9 year old girl

You are mad.... Do you know where I stay? Idiots like you don't reason well...... and who said I had a erection for her.... You must be very stupid....well, I'm not the cause of stupidity... Go get a cure for it.... Rubbish....I was saying the thing shock me sef you are there talking rubbish... Thunder fire you there.....

irunoko:
my uncle Will say all women are Women irrespective of age.there are some patterns of behaviour a lot of women display irrespective of age so I don't believe say small pikin dey.imagine a 5 year old girl already talking about fingering and accusing another person of rape.

Yea... Till now I haven't talked about it with my younger brother.... Him dey fear girls now like snakes and demons. He is even considering not getting married and I know better now that the trauma of his early years informed his decision....

doctokwus:
These are the kinds of psycopaths Nigeria is breeding.
This one has started day dreaming how to molest an underage girl.
A few years from now if this kind of op is not caught and stopped,he would definitely be molesting little kids in the neighbourhood.

Mumu.... Do you think I'm like your father that molested his cousin's daughter? Nah.... Na girls with big boobs and butt I dey do.... If you need real pussy hit me up and stop telling us what you do in secret....

Where do you even think I live? Mumu go just open mouth dey talk nonsense... Well, i don't blame you na ordinary condom wey your papa no see buy I blame.

AroOkigbo:
I can't fall for this story. Stop eyeing a 9 year old. She's considered an underage. Any attempt you are in prison.

And the earlier you pack out from someone's flat, the better.
No talk say I no warn you ooh.

Lol

Are you mad? Or is something wrong with you? How dare you call me a pedophile? Wetin dey 9 year old girl body sef? She don mature? Oga just get the fvck out of here....

I no blame you, na myself I blame because If too say I no get sympathy for the mother com tell them make Dem stay without paying rent for 1 year all this nonsense for no happen.... Joshua try dey get sense so that next time mumu no go dey talk to you anyhow...

garriAndsugar:
How many bottles of beer did you have before formulating this story?

Hello... Please stop your addiction to alcohol.... You are destroying your liver..... And stop thinking I share the same addiction with you.
It's not my fault that the alcohol you took is not yet out of your system..... Abeg try dey get sense. No be everybody be like you.

irunoko:
prep talk? Until she goes to tell someone else or the mother that the man touched her inappropriately under the pretext of counseling.e be like say you never see where kids dey lie on top adults head and people will likely believe the child

I can relate to this..... My younger brother was accused of fingering his female age mate when he was just 5 years old... Omo that thing made my mom beat my younger brother like say him be theif... I really pity that guy that time but as God would have it he was vindicated.... The girl later told us the person that did it and the person was arrested.
She said the guy told her to mention my younger brother's name because we were calling them a couple at that time...
Fear female children.

illicit:
U were masturbatin with soap in the bathroom sotey u didn't know when they entered

U were moaning

Ur noise attracted the poor girl

She saw everything, u ain't shaving with no VEET cream bro, u were wiping ur pipe with soap


She knew what u were up to and what u needed....

Maybe that's why she innocently asked u to do it to her to curb ur agro and anger

Moaning while you self-service? Oga this is exactly what you do in the bathroom, so please don't think everyone is like you..... I'm not a fan of wanking at all but I think people who do have their reasons, people like you.... Oga don't come and be thinking we suffer from the same addiction. Be educated.

toobusy:
If this is actually true,then the kids parents are already failing woefully in their parenting duties.....you as the neighbor needs to give a helping hand by giving those kids especially the little girl a prep talk.

Her dad doesn't care at all, it's only the mom that does. Her dad is an alcoholic and even beats his wife and children like thieves.
Abeg I no want wahala.... They must leave my place. This thing I'm trying to avoid happened to someone in the next compound....

bigjackass:
how you can cook up such fantasy involving a 9 year old. You no even fit add 1 to the 9 to make am 19

Hmmm.... I don't expect you to believe me sef... The girl is even 8 years but she'll be 9 this Sunday.
Wetin 19 year old go dey look for my body wey she never see finish from her older lovers?, or maybe you just can't believe a girl at that age could actually do this...

My gender don suffer....

Yusufunsho100:
You too dey lie

Lol.... Where you there? Oga don't be thinking everybody lies like you.
Shay na because I no put video/evidence?
But if it happens to a girl you will believe her without questioning...... Finally my gender don suffer.

Omo like play like play this thing happened to me this afternoon and I can't believe it really happened.

I share a flat with my neighbor who has 3 kids, a girl and two boys. We use the same bathroom and restrooms (they really do mess things up) and a kitchen, so I really do not have complete ownership of the flat. She and her husband begged me to rent out the place to them because they were stranded and after some consideration I decided to rent it out to them and since then we've been living peacefully.

This afternoon I was feeling so hot because the weather was hot so I decided to take a cold bath and use the opportunity to shave my pubic and armpit hairs using VEET CREAM. I was in the bathroom when the children came back from school and that was when I was busy trying to wipe off the veet and hairs from my pubic area. Then I noticed that I was only hearing the voice of the youngest child which was weird to me, so my instinct way telling me to look under the door and to my greatest surprise I saw two children legs at the door of the bathroom and the youngest boy at a very distant area from the bathroom...

OMG!! Ooooooo church!!!!!!!!


Immediately I called their names and told them that I can see them they both ran away. Because of this I hurriedly took my bath and come out to question them.
I called the two children out and started questioning them in an angry tone to know the truth(which I know already because I caught them) and the 2nd born who is a boy said it was not him ooooo, that it was the girl who is the eldest that was peeping at me in the bathroom when I was naked, so I turned to the girl and I asked her to tell me the truth but she lied instead so I threatened to report them both to their mother when she returns. Immediately, I dashed inside my room angry but the girl followed me and was begging me not to tell her mother. She started crying and begging and in my mind I resolved to not tell her mother only for me to hear the most surprising thing in my entire life.... She said I should f@vk her and not tell her mother.....

OMG!!!!!! A 9 year old girl?

Immediately, I gave this girl a dirty slap and told her to get out of my room.... She left....


Omo if you see the way my heart dey beat very fast because I know say females(even children) can tell lies that you tried to rape them and they refused that's why you slapped them....



OMG!!!!

Immediately the mama come back I went straight to report before she go hear another story.

As I'm typing this her mother dey beat them now sef.


Abeg guys you have to be very careful when dealing with little girls ooo. The world don spoil finish.... Any small thing Dem go say na rape.
I still can't believe this happened to me today.... I was thinking I have put enough preventive measures to not make something of such happen but e com happen.

Parents please train your children well and guide them...


I'm still in shock now...

TheGidRedpiller:
My post got to front page yesterday, it's still in my profile if you want to re-live it.

Let me tell you something real quick, learn to count your blessings accurately, if you come out of a very warm and functional family, you are BLESSED beyond deserved! Some of us wished we never even surfaced because it's obviously better than having to go through what we are going through on the daily basis!!

I posted yesterday out of sheer ANGER, RESENTMENT AND VENGEANCE. I was insulted yesterday, of course, what was I expecting anyways Everybody just started emphasizing on the curse she was spewing at me and the fact that I do not have a choice but to be degrade myself to her every demand simply because she is my mother, but absolutely nobody paid attention to what I have achieved, I clearly stated out where I helped my immediate younger brother to good heights with his artistic processes!!

It looked as though my mother's curse on me was more important than the impact I'm making to everyone around me simply because she is my mother, I will not hesitate to add that I know all this support is very tagged to the fact that my mother is a WOMAN!! And as such, she should be more important than every other thing I have to say! Nobody cared about ME, my wellbeing, nobody even wanted to pay attention to the awful things she has done which I clearly mentioned too though, nobody paid attention to the fact that I helped my brother gather connections in the US, UK and currently INDIA, NOBODY!!

That's exactly what the world looks like gentlemen, if you are a man reading this, you should know the take aways you should do!!

Still Typing...

Guy you are a good person. It is only a good hearted person that would still do this after much truma passed through.
I see you. Just try to let it go brother....
Don't mind what people are saying....
You are a good person.

yunqdady:
Friend abi you? No dey disguise

Lol.... I dey laugh � you....
This person wey be my friend wey I wan help na him dey sponsor my University education... Abeg I no want make my sponsor die... I no get another person wey go sponsor me or shay you go like dey sponsor me?

Higgies:
Mtchew... What's all these fuss about?

HIV that an old man been curing for free in Ijebu Igbo since 2005.

I have a friend that's HIV positive and he needs anything that can work... He said anything that has been know to cure it..... Dude is tired of taking drugs everyday.....lol...
Please can you help him?

I just dey laugh una ... We wey dey 2022 dey buy fuel for #200/L ...... Una no go ever get sense... Lol

Ifesinachi22:
The headquarters of gays in Enugu is IMT.

The headquarters of Lesbians in Enugu is UNEC.

Is it a coincidence that they are neighbors?

How sure are you? By the way where do you belong?

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juniorstar:
Done with med school. It was war

That's good.... Where did you study at?

Ekpekus:
Nah... it is heartbreaking but life continues... it does not revolve around just Medicine

Yeah..... Omo there is more to life than studying medicine...

Ekpekus:
You see that 49 score is even less painful than 49.9... when the College board will tell you that you failed because of 0.1...
AAU matter still dey ground? Funny something

If that one happen to me na to go commit suicide ooo

Alusiizizi:
Pathetic. Not a single one managed a straight pass, with only one pass in Anatomy. Medical sciences is not nearly as difficult as it's cracked up to be. The trouble lies with the students, i.e. they do not belong there, possibly many have no business in a university in the first place.

This is just a part of the list.....
There were students who even made 2 distinctions.

juniorstar:
the easiest course to pass among yhe three is physiology..why will a candidate fail physiology.followed by anatomy then biochem

Lol ... You think it's the same standard in your school? Lol..... Omo if you can pass medical school in UNN you can fucking do well anywhere in the world..... What they serve them is pure wickedness. Physiology and anatomy standards are very high in this school...... If you feel you can do it go and try...lol