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Dem dey look for free money... If FG answers ASUU dem go get their own cut from the money.... That's what's happening here.....

Casmero:
Are you in lag? Need PEP

No, but I can way bill it to you..

jimyjames:
And who's son are you? What's your accomplishment? I guess your greatest accomplishment in life is the privilege of creating this nairaland moniker

One of the best response I've seen so far..

[quote author=adioolayi post=114309519]So, why did your ancestors left their abode and seek refuge at Ibadan till date

The basic reason people migrate is because of hunger, famine, extreme poverty and the likes...and they seek greener pastures so as not to die of hunger.....Now you understand why your ancestors had to come to Ibadan...till date, your generations are still at Ibadan..many have even forgotten their route back home .

I am not hating, I am from Ibadan... I am just telling you why you should appreciate your ancestral benefactors...Be grateful!

ilu Ogunmola,
Ilu Ojo,
Ibadan to gba on'

ClassicMan202:
No matter the tribe, culture, race, age or gender..... As long as they are united by that religion.... The behave exactly the same way


Violence is imbedded

I love you for saying this.

SporaD8:
Alaye Police is your friend.
They will run the parole for you alright.
Only thing is - you'd need to motivate the boys!

Nobi the same police wey I Know again?
Is it police in your estate or normal police?

SporaD8:
I drop enough info already. Check my third paragraph.

How could one employ the services of the secret service if one doesn't know how to reach them?

Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey

Guy chill.... $322m no go fit go round if na $1m each person go get....

SporaD8:
You really just don't want your phone back.
Same thing happened to my brother - his phone drop in Keke and someone found it(He didn't steal it right?!)
A called was made to the guy and implored to return it. Typical Nigerian, he switched off and claimed the phone!
Secret service was involved. The IMEI provided his phone number and NIN did the rest!
I wanted the guy to learn so I suggested the case be taken to court where my brother will claim the phone was collected at gunpoint!
See begging from everywhere!
Grandpa and Grandma were being drag from their rest to come and beg. I just weak.
So bro, if you are not ready to do the time; don't do crime!

How did you go about it? We all want to know.

Karleb:
You did the right thing.

I for one don't see the sense in taking what doesn't belong to you.

Na only me and you dey this live wey still dey good.

Emmypure:
Your reward dey heaven

What if I don't make it to heaven nko? I want to be rewarded here...

Tallesty1:
Neither of this is true

Your business, not mine..

Sometime ago(a very long time ago) I went for night class at social science lecture hall and as usual students were everywhere doing their business. Some were reading, some were flirting around. Some where joking, while some were busy with their gadgets. But there was this group of people who only come to sleep in night classes. Within this group are the sub group of "Night crawlers", "the Lord cometh like a theif at night", " the real owners of your gadgets"........and the name goes on.

I had just recovered from a painful experience of loosing my new phone to these guys at night class..... How it happened is still a mystery. I prayed God to apprehend these guys or rather still cause them to drop off my sim card somewhere around.... But No!!!. After a little while I ate and digested courage and moved on with my life having learnt not to be foolish or stupid again. What I didn't know was that I will be tested. Tested on an entirely alien habit to see if my integrity's foundation is solid enough.

(8:10 pm)
At social science lecture hall an extension socket was connected and many students were trying to put in their phones for charging then I saw a guy dragging my spot with me. As a gentle and straight faced guy I stared at him and almost immediately he apologized and went to get another place. And now space don finish, that guy was now charging close to my phone, those that weren't lucky went away, those that were lucky were happy and everywhere returned to normalcy..... The guy charging close to me went out to only heaven knows and didn't come back.

(9:38 pm)
The electricity supply was cut( nepa take light) and people were scrambling for their gadgets. Now this situation can be likened to buying OK clothes from the market(Okrika) because anyone could claim any gadget there and wouldn't be noticed except if the owner is there. I picked up my phone and left. Moments letter someone was asking "who get this phone". I immediately recognized it to be that guy's and I stood up and collected it. Many things were running through my mind now. "What if this guy comes and starts asking for his phone, people will point at me and if I did say yes I was helping him to keep it I would be called a liar and a thief and then the jungle justice(beating) will be carried out". After some thoughts I decided to leave that hall for another one. At this new hall I charged the phone for him and went through the phone (abeg nobody should judge me. the phone was a very fine phone)..... Omo wetin I see inside this guy phone was shocking... na so so porn full am but I did watch any of them....


10:00 am
I got a call on his phone and when I picked it the guy was begging heaven and hell.. I was just laughing at him... I told him not to worry that I'm not a thief and I promised to give him back the phone. Date, time and venue was set and I told him not to come with anyone. No be me una go carry out mob action on.....

9:00 pm
I got to the venue and we exchanged pleasantries, then I started to scold him of his action. He apologized and I gave him the phone. Oga was surprised when he asked if I wanted anything as compensation but I said NO!!!!... I just told him that he should do to others this good I did to him. He was so surprised �.....

When I was walking to night class I was just asking God why someone like myself didn't pick up my own phone and returned it.

But do you know something, Nothing would have happened to me if I did it, but I chose not to...... Omo the decision was very tough oo but I decided not to...

And sincerely people like me don dey finish for this country....

YoudeyVexme:
How many years now I don't know how the raw sensation of dick inside pucsy is.
Yes I don't have a girlfriend, never had one..all I do is pay sex workers to give me pleasure. But you see ever since I spent close to 350k to treat staphylococcus aurreus and clamydia combined 2018 since then I vowed never to go naked raw with any girl.
The emotional trauma and the waka from different pharmacies to hospitals really got me tied down that year.. because it was an heavy growth.

But I'm about having a rethink, I have an home Match this evening, this girl is clean quite alright, have met her before, even though them nor dey write am for face..I just think maybe I should risk it today.

I really need to, the urge been building in me to go raw since we entered this year.
I can't contained it any longer, anytime I think about it
Just to have the feeling of how it is once again the wetness..after a long time.

Please advise should I follow my mind or abort

Lol... Sorry oooo....But I no I can help you if you don't mind. I sell Prep and pep that you can take before and after sex to be safe from Hiv and other STDs....

colestephan86:
Do u know where the remaining 299 students are?

Yes I do.... Most of them went on to federal, state and private institutions.... The most number of us are into Yahoo Yahoo.

Yea... They were called all types of names and they had bad characters too and we're mostly dullards but I became one of them when I left my former school to a new one. I wasn't dull at all and I wasn't older than 50% of my classmates... I was just in between. I was 11, 12, 13 when I was in senior secondary school. I graduated at 13 and my reason for being a back bencher was that I felt lost in the new environment. But thank God I didn't become a bad boy.
Fast forward to now i am the only person in my then class of 300 students that is studying Medicine and Surgery in a first generation University. I'm not saying I am the most intelligent amongst my classmates.. Nah... What I'm rather saying is that I was a back bencher but not dull at all... I'm was the exception to the law of back benchers.

Wow....
Now this is a beautiful romantic short story...

Rollsnjaguar:
Jonathan is s
upposed to be travelling in bullet proof cars with his aids. He is a former president.

Was it a bullet that caused the accident?
This looks like a failed break or driver's recklessness accident.. some people go just open mouth dey talk nonsense Shar.....

delzbaba:
Its true catholic, free masons and illuminati are born from the same ideology, if you look closely the colour purple is lavishly displayed too, thats one of the colours of illuminati confirmed

Lol... See mumu... The Catholic Church uses purple during Lent which signifies mourning...... Also note that the crucifix of Jesus and other images were covered with purple.

truthCoder:
Ok. If i do that, will you be happy?

Why are you now concerned about my happiness?
How dare you insinuate that I am an unhappy person?
Did I tell you that I am an unhappy person?
Why should I determine what makes you happy?
Or have you no source of happiness again?

I gave a suggestion to make you a better person not a happy person. If you want to be happy then do things that makes you happy except things that will hurt your neighbor.....

If making me happy makes you happy then suit yourself. Whatever rocks your boat.

truthCoder:
Let me ask you a question. If i want to change my religion today, which one will ypu advise i go for?

African Traditional Religion (ATR). The religion of our ancestors.

truthCoder:
Education is a continuous process my friend.

I am fasting already and i dont have energy to fight today o.

Lol... Fake life... I suspected that you were fasting sef...lol.... So when you are done with your fasting you'll be yourself again abi? But if you were not fasting you'll be looking for me to kill because I insulted your Muhammad, isn't it?
Oga abeg just dey your dey ooo.

truthCoder:
You wrote all these English just for me alone?

Go back and read my post calmly and see.

However, if you dont get it, fogerrit

Oga don't try to play smart. Just continue with your life. I thought you had sense until you wrote that. By the way, how would I have given a better reply to your earlier message if I didn't understand it?

Please don't try to school me, I'm educated already.

truthCoder:
Islam has levels young man.

Do you now expect us, the pure born, to be on the same level as the kafirs that we converted through war?

Now this is the dumbest thing I've read today.... I thought you are a Muslim with a good sense of reasoning but this statement of yours just proved otherwise.... So you believe another human is not equal to you because your religion says so? This issue came up in the Bible but the apostle Paul gave a better reply saying "gentiles or Jews, we are all same in the eyes of God and nobody is greater than the other" but Muhammad succeeded in brain washing you all that the pure borns are not equals to the conquered converts..... Lol.... Now it shows that your Muhammad was a terrorist who was high on weed and of irrational cognition..... Abeg just forget that religion and face the religion of your ancestors (ATR).

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