₦airaland Forum

FuckingMachine:
To attract men to purchase it.

The fishnet on that fat, round mound is reminiscent of those on pornhub actresses.

You seriously no well

Dada4me:
Hello everyone,

This is it, I find it very difficult to fast. If I don't eat before 11am, I will develop headache that will last the whole day no matter what I later eat.

I feel so hungry that one will think I have not eaten for days even when I eat before going to bed.

Please what can I do to improve in fasting. I have not gone beyond 2pm which is occasionally.

Do you smoke weed?

Join at your own risk

Are you a cultist or intending..cos I no understand this your tory

Lamba!!

Ogene001:
It's a shame that your states are rotting away while you deceive yourselves with Lagos

Yours are growing away abi? Shioor once again..

I suspect you are an ipob

You have been possesed by an evil spirit..

Very useless govt

Ogene001:
What is stupid here? Stay in your brown roof and be claiming that everybody have run away from their region to your region

Why this Lagos issue dey pain wuna...shioor

Lamba!

Authoreety:
What's that her name again?

What's your own name again?

jackie111:
$103 in the morning.
After trading during the day
We see $79 in the night.

Boss, wetin happen?

So fast to comment without checking

You can't kill someone and go Scott free...ko po!

psalmyking:
Interested

Check my signature and send you CV to my whatsapp

Calabar1stSon:
Make sure you cook for your entire State.

Mumuni

I was passing in a market to go recover some funds for the company I work for, while conversing with one of our customers, a man tapped me gently and told me that the spirit of God ministered to him to tell me to cook and share for people to eat..that I should try and do it immediately...

What could this mean.?

Iykenuwa:
The Aworis themselves are Benin originally,


How come no Yoruba can state where the Awori are from, except to say they came from the Palace of Ife after Oduduwa's death?


They came to Ife with Oduduwa and left after Oduduwa's death, because they don't belong to Ife.


Oduduwa himself was from Benin, and when Benin wanted him to return to Benin because his father was dead, he refused and sent his son Oramiyan instead.


Benin already had several Ogisos before Oduduwa landed in Ife.

Why would Benin with a long history of Monarchy go to Ife to request their King to com to Benin of they had no link with that king?

It's simply because that king, Oduduwa is their son.



You eople should scream all you want, we will keep drumming the truth into your ears.

I HOPE FFK is on Nairaland.

Go sleep

Dshocker:
If there was war between the Yorubas and the Edos, who do you think will win?

Remember; Having larger numbers of fighters doesn't determine victory ✍️

After all, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought against Xerxes and his 100,0cmmhj00 Persian armies and won 👌

Are you on colo s?

ThatCEO:
This one looks like money laundering 101.

You sent money to the school via UK akant, but you wan collect am back via Naija akant. Aunty, it's like your head is paining you

How about another interpretation. You scammed someone in the UK and used the scam proceed to pay tuition deposit. Now you want the school route the money to your akant in Nigeria so you can cash out.

The idiott even have the audacity to drag Polaris bank into her madness.

If you are not hiding anything, tell d school to send the money back to the original UK account that help you pay the school fees. Then tell the account owner to send the money back to you in Naija.

I mean, I shouldn't have to be giving a sell acclaimed Crypto expert this advice.

Which one is now calling someone idiot..

Clemzy12:
Senator Dino Melaye, the PDP governorship candidate in Kogi State, has decided not to challenge the electoral victory of the APC candidate, Usman Ododo, citing loss of confidence in the judiciary. Melaye accuses the judiciary of being influenced by the APC, stating that it has become a tool to subvert democracy. He expresses concerns about the impartiality of INEC and calls for the dissolution of the current APC-influenced INEC, urging opposition parties to boycott future elections until a nonpartisan electoral body is established. Melaye's decision reflects broader apprehensions about the state of democracy and the judiciary in Nigeria.

Hello..how are you doing.. I need your services kindly reach me via my signature

I swear to Jesus Christ scam

Carot:
hi, i'm from job section. What do you think about working on saturdays? I got this job offer and it includes working on saturday, 9 to 6pm. Salary is 80k

Its not bad
.if your distance to the job is fair

The House of Representatives Committee on Health's concern about the decline in Nigeria's health workforce is valid and alarming. The closure of five wards at LUTH due to doctors and nurses relocating abroad underscores the impact of the "japa" syndrome on our healthcare system. Dr. Amos Magaji's emphasis on tackling this issue by improving infrastructure and making the sector attractive is sensible. Personally, I agree that investing in healthcare education and creating a conducive environment for healthcare professionals is crucial. The long-term approach, addressing issues from university enrollment to residency programs, seems like a strategic plan to mitigate the challenges faced by the healthcare system.

naawao

mumuni!!!

fman:
Yoruba and divorce
Na 5&6

mumu man

GVTAsiwaju:
When I was with my wife I never cheated on her, loved her and she knows... I think the only issue was my unstable finance then and her parents ungodly attitude that really irritates me( I should have managed it better though).
We have seperated and her divorce case in court but I don't stop thinking about her against all odds.
I have dated NUMEROUS ladies while she left yet it doesn't help me forget, whereas, she never look back...

Divorced persons, how do you forget! I want to feel love again. I cannot marry or be with anyone if I don't love them, sex is truly overrated. Your suggestions pls.

you will get over it...TRUST ME!!!

beekind:
I love her but I want my own children, I have seen the kind of stress my elder brother has been through cos of trying for a child, I won't wish it on my enemy.
Besides, I dont want the only 2 children in the family struggling to have children.

bro go and impregnate another woman!...she might end up having kids

CoronaVirusPro:
You can always adopt if truly you love her

instead of adopting.. i would rather impregnate another lady...bibi ni won bimi!

krucifix:
Satan treats humans better than how Indians treat humans especially here in Nigeria, Indians are the worst humans to work under. I served with an Indian company at ota ogun state and I was retained after service but I left just 3 months later voluntarily, I resigned on my own. I think the federal government should send ppl there to investigate the treatment meted on Nigerians by Indians, ppl are really going through hell there. Indians are not humans to work with, they are worst than demons

i wroked with some indianss too ...they are racist.but i show them pepper..i used to tell one of them to tell their boss that if any country will enslave me, it wuldnt be india...india wey na nigerians dey watch their movie take expand their economy that time..the boss invited me to abuja because i told my boss to Bleep off..when i got there, the boss was shouting and calling me names like "Bleep you vancho!" that he was going to call police on me...i told him agressively that nigeria is my country, and no foreigner can harass me...they paid me off and i left..the remaining nigerians working there were amazed at my behaviour..

i no go call cow bros because i wan chop am

explained in details....also putting his daughters pics since you have others was wrong..

Aforxzy:
People should stop disturbing others during their service or programs. . They are lucky he didn't unleash those dogs on them.

3 dogs untop how many peeople?