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RomanceRe: At My Age I'm Starting To Be Worried. by byemx06(m): 10:47am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Firstly I'll advise you to hustle extremely hard to build a house and buy a car then you can talk of relationship......better build up yourself no girl wants to settle for less especially now that this government is shrinking...... what was it you said that happened to your previous relationship... let's start from there
honestly your level of reasoning amuse me, must you comment went you dnt have reasonable advice to gve...............nawaooo
TravelRe: Ride Share Available From Lag To Abuja This Weekend by byemx06(m): 10:25am On Jan 17, 2018
I would have love to but am catching afraid
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze, Tonto Dikeh React To Funke Akindele's Name Removal From Avengers by byemx06(m): 10:19am On Jan 16, 2018
Nixiepie:
So wats so special about the so called avenger huh.I no understand angry
me just dy look your pix since.......... are u made in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Man Who Did His Wife's Wedding Introduction The 1st Day They Met Marks 3rd Year by byemx06(m): 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2018
PMWSpirit:
Story for the gods, shebi you don hustle for abroad and you don hold cash. Why wont she gree.



Sha sha i know you have put jara for the story . You didnt tell us when she dey send you nudes and open pata for you on cam . Infact the two of you together dey mad. Science studentss oshi
nawaooo for u oooo
u kn dy pretend
EventsRe: Chibuike Okechukwu Paschal Celebrate Son's 1st Birthday With Billboard In Owerri by byemx06(m): 8:15pm On Jan 11, 2018
Juliearth:
FUT Minna,yes.
I tot as much GK or bosso campus......
EventsRe: Chibuike Okechukwu Paschal Celebrate Son's 1st Birthday With Billboard In Owerri by byemx06(m): 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2018
Juliearth:
Wealth channelled in shallow,vain and exravagant display is foolishness.
u school at FUT
RomanceRe: Things Guys Say When They Want To Get Down With A Babe: See Hilarious Comments by byemx06(m): 5:38pm On Jan 11, 2018
make I dy observe as I kn get experience........ Virgin4life
RomanceRe: After I Got Credited This Morning - Video And Photos by byemx06(m): 7:25am On Jan 11, 2018
Airforce1:
Mumu grin
na u mumu pass
RomanceRe: After I Got Credited This Morning - Video And Photos by byemx06(m): 1:09am On Jan 11, 2018
Airforce1:
With what?
hypo or use jik
RomanceRe: After I Got Credited This Morning - Video And Photos by byemx06(m): 1:09am On Jan 11, 2018
Airforce1:
With what?
hypo or use Gik
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Analyse This Offer Letter by byemx06(m): 12:09am On Jan 11, 2018
OP how did you get the job pls can you provide link or their address ............am in need of job,
SportsRe: Arsenal To Fine Alex Iwobi Over ‘Unacceptable’ Partying Before Cup Loss by byemx06(m): 10:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
dominique:
If he's found guilty then he deserves to be sanctioned to serve as a lesson to others. Those Arsenal players have been playing so badly lately, I won't be surprised if that's how most of them behave hours to their game. Someone has to be the scapegoat.
most Arsenal player lack discipline.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shares 2018 Vacation Pictures by byemx06(m): 6:48pm On Jan 10, 2018
KushyKush:
Everyday is a holiday for these niggas meanwhile someone else is praying to God for a job.

Do we say God is partial or insensitive?
honestly, have been thinking about this lately.
you need to see wating guys dy pass tru Ds days.
CrimeRe: Man Dies As A Result Of SARS Brutality (Photo) by byemx06(m): 3:45pm On Jan 10, 2018
nobody even ask watin d guy do, d way we jump into conclusion amaze me oooooo.
RIP bro
NYSCRe: Would Any State In Nigeria Make You Cry If You Were Posted There For NYSC? by byemx06(m): 3:33pm On Jan 10, 2018
when I was posted to river state I felt very bad,as God will have it I enjoy my stay ........posted to ELELE CANTONMENT

IT WAS FUNhuh
CelebritiesRe: Stunning Photos Of A Child Beggar Spotted At Kuto, Ogun State by byemx06(m): 11:03am On Jan 10, 2018
Niger Republic......Fulani girls
CelebritiesRe: Stunning Photos Of A Child Beggar Spotted At Kuto, Ogun State by byemx06(m): 11:03am On Jan 10, 2018
Niger Republic
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys 2018 Bentley Bentayga After His 30 Billion Concert by byemx06(m): 10:41pm On Jan 09, 2018
o lord pls answer my prayers.........life is gud with money lovely Ride
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For Fully Funded Chinese Government Scholarships, China 2018 by byemx06(m): 1:33pm On Jan 09, 2018
Watsoneology:
Apply For Fully Funded Chinese Government Scholarships, China 2018

The new Chinese Shanghai University Postgraduate Program Scholarship is now available on offer for all new international students to study in China.

The program provides a full scholarship which covers tuition waiver, accommodation, living allowance, and comprehensive medical insurance.


The Chinese Government sponsors the Chinese University Postgraduate Program Scholarship, and it is a full scholarship for designated Chinese universities and certain provincial education offices in specific provinces or autonomous regions to recruit outstanding international students for graduate studies in China.:

Application Deadline: March 31, 2018

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can polytechnic graduate to apply.
PoliticsRe: PDP Will Transform Nigeria In 2019 – Atiku Abubakar by byemx06(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2018
keep recycling the same story from one party to another .........
LiteratureRe: CROSS (magic. Sorcery. Myth) by byemx06(m): 6:34am On Jan 08, 2018
Wordsmith001:
OK guys. Here's another one.
I thank y'all for reading and taking time to comment and encourage me. I dedicate this episode to these guys:
Aloyalnigerian, cmoney22222, chrisbaby24, olufemi247, crystalprince, itsandi, rayvelez, need2learnmuch, omaa1, emilykang, moseph, byemx06, jonesboi, ayemileto, labiodun48, otuosowo.
As for the ghost readers, I reserve my comment. Lol.


#Crossepisode13

Episode 13
Mike: And how is the preparation for the war.

Prince: That's what we are about to do now. Get your armour and let's leave.

Mike: Me? Fight? (Laughs) please I am not interested in any life threatening issue.

Cross: Mike you volunteered to fight.
Mike: Me? Are you crazy Cross?

Cross: We both did.

Mike: When? Where? How?

Cross: In front of King Morghdad. You can't just step out again. Everyone is running. You can't run too.

(Peter and Tom got dressed and headed out of Wallnock to check Gilae)

Peter: Oh my God! Cross didn't lie.. This guys are over thousands.

Tom: This is very bad. We have got no knights to face this guys.. And preparation is just in hours from now..

Peter: May the ancestors grant us victory.. We can't win this battle on our own.

Tom: let's head back to Wallnock fast.. To gather our soldiers.

(Cross goes directly to the library to read about the talking monkey)

Cross: Hello.

Mr Gorh: Hello how may I help you.

Cross: Please I need to read about a talking Monkey..

Mr Gorh: You mean Magic Talking Monkeys?

Cross: Exactly sir!

Mr Gorh: That is the Mind Readers. They are the last of their kinds. (Goes to the shelve and brings out a book covered with dust) This is the book that covers the whole story of The talking Monkeys. There is only one of them left in this world. This one is now used as weapons by big kingdoms.

Cross: Can anyone change them from dark magic to become nice and free monkeys.

Mr Gorh: Yes, depends on who is in control.. But that is if you are a sorcerer lord. Everything you need is in this book. And why do you want to know all this??

Cross: Just got a research am working on.

Mr Gorh: Okay, just sign at the bottom left of this list and put your name at the bottom right.

Cross: Okay.

(Cross signed and wrote his name he left taking the whole book along with him)

Cross: Mike, I got the book!.

Mike: Wow! Nice job Cross. So what's next.

Cross: I will really need the spell to hypnotize the Talking Monkey when we get to the war front.

Mike: Hope you already know the spells you will need to defeat Mane.

Cross: I lived with Astandara for 19years. Are you kidding me?.

Mike: That is my boy.

(Peter bashes in)

Peter: Its time guys get ready.

(Cross immediately tears out the part he needs out of the book)

(The Knights are ready. Only 300 of them including Cross and Mike. They all marched to the Kings palace.)

King Morghdad: Great Wallnock soldiers!!! This fight is not a fight of cowards. We are fighting for our kingdom. We are fighting to show our pride. Forget our numbers. We will surely be victorious. We are the great Wallnock!!!!!!!!

Knights: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! (As they raised their swords)

Peter: We are going to fight not to satisfy us. But to protect our women our children and our great kingdom. We shall become victorious and Malikos shall bow. To Wallnock!

Knights: To Wallnock!!!!!!!

(Knights dismissed ready for take of)

Queen Rosalyn: Son, please I beg you don't go with them. You are fighting for a lost cause already.

Tom: I will serve my fathers land, we will come back victorious mom. I love you mom.
(The knights took off and waved to their families emotionally)

King Morghdad: Guard!! Call all the Sorcerers in their chambers. We have to back them up strongly.

(All the Sorcerers in the kingdom gathered on the palace and started performing rites. But with all this. They are still no match to King Mane.)

(The knights are on their way to Gilae already its getting late already)

Tom: Why are we so slow?.
Peter: That's what you get when you have a group of drunkards gamblers and Traders as your knights. It is not easy.

(Cross And Mike are on the same row)

Mike: Did you take the book?

Cross: I tore the part I needed.

Mike: Smart boy.

(Back in Wallnock Sarah is very happy they are finally going to meet their doom. Seri the servant is her only companion she chased her servant girl to be very confidential)

Sarah: Seri. I am really happy. Finally Tom Mike And that bone in the throat boy Cross will finally die. And finally Malikos will take over Wallnock. And i will be king as Mane promised. Mission completed.

Seri: What a dream. We are supposed to celebrate this.

Sarah: Yes. (Brings out wine and cups)

(Sarah and Seri drank celebrating the doom of Wallnock)

(Back to the battle field. Almost all the knights are asleep already)

Peter: (Whispering) We are there already guys. Now take your positions.

Knights: (Snoring)

Peter: Aish!!! Will you guys stand up!!!!!!!!
Tom: Yes I have killed him die die... (Sleeptalking)..

Peter: Aish.. See the prince of a kingdom. Am all alone on this one.

(Knights woke up and took their weapons. They are at Gilae already)

Peter: Take your position

(Knights set in an horizontal manner holding their arrows with fire on the head)

Peter: Now fire!!!!!

(Knights fired!!! Killing hundreds of Malikos men Unexpectedly)

King Mane: They are here.

Chief Knight: My Lord.. We have been attacked we are awaiting your command sir!.

(Wallnock were ready to face any attack launched by Malikos.)

Peter: Shield!!! Everyone Shield!!!!.
Knight: Yes!!! (Every shielded)

Mike: Cross, you now have to do something.

Cross: Cover me. I have to hide somewhere very safe. I don't want anyone to know the secret.

(Mike Covers Cross as escapes from the scene)

King Mane: Launch the attack!

(Malikos men sends arrows close more than thousands to Wallnock's men. The arrow. Hits their shield hurting no one as the other arrows spreads in bush. The first set of arrows was filled with fuel. As the fuel splits on Wallnock's men shield and the bush surrounding them)

Tom: This is fuel.

Peter: oh no, I know what they are trying to do. The will send fuels first with arrow and later send fire making our surrounding catch fire and our men too.. With this they will have easy passage to get into Wallnock.

Knight: So what are we to do now??

Peter: We have to keep them very busy so they won't have the chance to launch attacks.

(King Mane stayed in the inner tent and started Casting spells as usual)

King Mane: Ryadiatsayanu lisavinsgate roar

( All the arrow sent to Malikos men suddenly turns back coming back to hit Wallnock's men.)

Tom: What is happening

Peter: Mane have started, his sorcery powers have started manifesting. Retreat everyone retreat.

Cross: Finidastara strantun argumentum (His eyes became reddish brown)

(Suddenly the arrow sent to Wallnock's men suddenly falls into the river Gilae not reaching Wallnock's men)

Tom: What happened to the arrows they suddenly stopped.

Peter: That is what I don't know. If this magic was commanded by Mane no sorcerer can counter it except the Sorcererlord of Wallnock which is no more.

Tom: So you mean the greatest sorcerer in the nation Is currently here.

Peter: That is why I am surprised.

Tom: This is surprising. let's attack.
(Back in Wallnock)
(King Morghdad and Sorcerers are performing rites to back up Wallnock at the battle field.)
King Morghdad: (Casting spells) Gorh I need a book on how to reverse a spell.

Mr Gorh: Yes sir.

(Sarah and Seri are asleep already after drinking themselves out. Suddenly Seri wakes.)

Sarah: What happened.. What did you see. Talk to me!.

Seri: This is not good. Not good at all.
Sarah: Tell me what you saw.

Seri: Wallnock became victorious. All 300 men is coming back home alive. And they are bringing Fear along with them.

Sarah: Fear?? King Mane's talking monkey?? That is not possible you are drunk already.

Seri: I am the seer. I never tell false things.. Wallnock will win the battle.

Sarah: I said it's not possible!!!! Keep shut!!!.

(Back to the battle field)
King Mane: What happened?

Chief Knight: All the arrow you reversed sir. Got displaced in the river of Gilae.

King Mane: That is not possible. The only one who has the right to do that is Astandara and he is dead. So how is that possible. Who can do that?.

(Peter and Wallnock's men are still confused on what happened)

Peter: Come on knights.. Fire again!!!!
(Knights of wallnock fires at Malikos again this time it caught Malikos men unaware as they were Still surprised on how the arrows were displaced.)

Peter: Yes!!!! We are winning. Shield everyone!!!

Tom: This is unbelievable.

(King Mane becomes furious)

King Mane: (Casting spell) Grastianda gropitedes normaks!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly a very big Tornado wave was coming towards Wallnock men. A tornado that is enough to swallow all Wallnock men)

Peter: (Seeing the tornado) This not good.

Tom: At all. What should we do.

Peter: We can't retreat. You can't run faster than a tornado.

Mike: (Murmuring) Cross do something Cross

Yuri: (One of the newly recruited knights. He is a drunkard) Peter what are we to do. This tornado will swallow us all.

(Cross casts spell to repell this Tornado and back fires to Malikos)

Cross: (Casting Spell) inglostanrin kinriaman sodupelegransta brunmose!!!!!!!.

(Suddenly the Tornado changes direction and heads back for Malikos)

Peter: What? Its no more coming towards us.

Tom: Oh my God. It just diverted. Its going back to them. What is happening?

(King Mane was very surprised as the big tornado was coming towards them)

King Mane: (Trying to stop the tornado) Brilasfemendo!!!!.

(All his efforts proved abortive as the tornado kept coming faster towards them)

King Mane: Retreat!!! Retreat!!!! Retreat!!!

Chief knight: Retreat!!!!

Peter: Did I just hear Retreat??

Tom: Yea.. They have Surrendered!!!!!

Episode 14 Loading.......
#Impeccablewriters
when is ur episode 14 coming out
HealthRe: The Transformation Of This 17-Year-Old Lady Will Shock You (Photos) by byemx06(m): 4:57pm On Jan 07, 2018
Leetunechi:
Islam is a religion of piss
peace bro........pls stop all bigotry post.
Christianity EtcRe: Heated Argument, Note: This Could Shake Your Belief (photos) by byemx06(m): 12:45am On Jan 06, 2018
Mariinee:
I believe in Issa(Jesus, PBUH) as the messenger of God that was sent down to the Nazaraites not as his Son.
u have depth knowledge about Islam am so Happy with your respond ...........yaa salam

ur DP thou
Christianity EtcRe: Heated Argument, Note: This Could Shake Your Belief (photos) by byemx06(m): 12:43am On Jan 06, 2018
Mariinee:
What's my belief? Lol.
That there's only one God and he wasn't begotten and neither has he begotten i.e he has no relatives whatsoever. He has no son and he has no parent. And no one must be associated with him in worship.
jazalahu khairan
Christianity EtcRe: Heated Argument, Note: This Could Shake Your Belief (photos) by byemx06(m): 12:41am On Jan 06, 2018
zainmaxwell:
okay as a Muslim what's ur belief
as a Muslim we believe their is only one God which is ALLAH and Jesus is ALLAH prophet,
RomanceRe: “My Girlfriend Snatched My Abroad-Based Boyfriend, Now They Are Getting Married” by byemx06(m): 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2018
get a new dress, new shoes, do nice and simple make up, attend d wedding with a lovelly smile and enthusiasm
chop well in fact eat everytn dy serve der??

ds simple act will hurt dem for the rest of their life.

pls snap wit them ooooo, hold the two of them very well stylishly whisper to ur friend "she will never found peace for the rest of her life"
RomanceRe: Soldier Kneels Down, Proposes To Girlfriend At Maryland Mall Lagos After 7 Years by byemx06(m): 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2018
stephenduru:
After 7years of dating,Nigerian soldier named Timothy took the bold step and proposed to his girlfriend at Maryland mall,Lagos.He knelt down and popped the question 'will you marry me".Guess what!She said yes.

Congrats to them


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/after-7yrs-of-datingnigerian-soldier.html?m=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W260qHeHLFw
seven year........na medcine she dy study
FamilyRe: My Wife Snores While Sleeping; I Hardly Sleep At Night by byemx06(m): 11:51pm On Jan 04, 2018
TheTrueApostle:
anytime she starts snoring, wake her up and start forking her, that way both you and her won't sleep, over time she'll understand.
All the best.
at least when you are in mix of adult u should pretend to be one..........see d way u reason.
childish
BusinessRe: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by byemx06(m): 12:03pm On Jan 04, 2018
Clinton207:
can someone who isn't certified eligible to open a pharmacy??
you will collaborate with a certified pharmacist, he will act like the owner just to open the shop
RomanceRe: See Pre-wedding Photos Of Ex-bowen University Course Mates As They Turn Soulmate by byemx06(m): 11:08pm On Jan 03, 2018
safarigirl:
I am not a shisha smoker, I can't even smoke because I have asthma

But, I have learnt that men prefer those loose girls to the decent ones, all these stories you guys like to peddle are no more than stories. The hos are getting married everyday to men with arguably better social standing than the decent girls (this is when the decent girls are lucky enough to even see man at all).

You say one thing and do the other
you dy rite na jus bcus dy sabi sex das y guy prefer d loose girls .........not only d loose girl ones a girl is gud at sex and fun to b with she won my @

no b all D's girls way go jus dy tie wrapper up an down...

I will still go for the church one
BusinessRe: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by byemx06(m): 10:55pm On Jan 03, 2018
pharmacy, very lucrative wen he get to some stage u don't use ur money to buy drugs company supply in credit till wen u able to pay

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