₦airaland Forum

How do you keep flies away from your kitchen?
Keep a Gaynaian in the living room.

Jigga_man101: What's the difference between a nigerian and an ape. Not much they both fling their poops around

hahaha how do you keep a Gaynaian away from your backyard?
Move the trash can to the front.

Here is Petrodullards number incase you feel like telling him a few things on phone.
+233 27 200 4048

Cubeet and Adamscuti keep destroying these apes.

83 year old?
Probably died in their hands due to lack of proper care.

Attack is the best form of defence.
Don't just sit back and wait, attack, attack attack!

USA, China, Germany, UK, South Africa and many other countries generate over 50% of their electricity from coal sources.
We need to take this seriously.

lakhadimar: What happened to abacha eventually?

Whatever happened wasn't because of OBJ.

Oshogbo and Abeokuta are pure villages.

What is all the noise about?
Isn't this the same Obasanjo who was languishing in prison during Abacha's rule?
What supernatural power has he suddenly developed?
Mtchewwwwwww!

During Obasanjo's tenure, who are you to drive into a filling station and fill up your tank without going through a long queue?

sincerenigerian: @noblezone

Kalu said you ain't going no where. Remember I told you the likes of Kalu, Nzeribe, Chukwumerije, Ekeremadu, Cosmas Maduka are ready to spill blood to make Nigeria one.

The never do well ones are the only one looking for Nigeria to divide.

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I thought Kalu left PDP for PPA?

Same can be said for the Odua republic propagandists, only the wretched ones and those who haven't ever been to Nigeria clamour for the division of the country.

So daily trust doesn't know that there is a HUGE difference between $255M and N255M?
As for the house of rep members, do they still recognize Farouk as one of them?

agbameta: So, na inside zoo den keep the 2 bingos and attack dogs Abati and okupe.


At least oponuchukwu is a good pet master and he takes good care oh his bingos..

They might just hire you as the chief zoo photographer.
It is better than running around taking pictures of Fashola posing with white men.

Thank God for the man's life.
We all know that assasination is a legal political tool west of the Niger.
Let's take a look at some of their politicians who have been murdered in recent times, shall we?
Dr Ayo Daramola
Deji Olagbaju,
Dipo Dina
Dr Funsho Williams
Yomi Bamgbose
Toyin Hamzat
Alade Oyediran
Lai Balogun
Kehinde Fasuba
Suliat Adedeji
Tunde Oladapo
Omololu Falobi
Segun Oladimeji
Korede Osibanjo
Ahmed Onipede
Tunde Ashofa
Lateef Olaniyan
Taiwo Falade
Bola Ige
Idowu braimoh
Toyin onagoruwa
Kudirat Abiola
Pa Alfred Rewane
Azeez Adegbite
Abayomi Ogunleye
Dr Segun Onabanjo
Sesan Ogunro

He should be happy they aren't being flushed out.

Obasanjo should yell us when he intends handing back the Ota farm he stole from Nigerians back to the government. Ota farm was meant to be a project of operation feed the nation policy before the thief snatched it in his usual style.

Obasanjo should focus on handing back the Ota farm he stole from Nigerians back to the government. Ota farm was meant to be a project of operation feed the nation policy before the thief snatched it in his usual style.

“If General Sani Abacha were alive
today, would he also have been on the ship's
complement? As Captain perhaps?”
hmmmmm

ilugunboy: You are a Mod...always peruse your post before hitting the submit button.

When will you stop blackmailing him with this your moderator rubbish all the time?
Doesn't he have the right to state his opinion?

It is quite Ironic that Obasanjo under whose leadership, assasination was the order of the day could accuse Jonathan of training assasins even though we haven't heard of any assasination in Jonathan's tenure.
I love the reply Jonathan gave him there.

BluIvy: Why are you people soo quick to insult in the most disgusting terms former President Obasanjo, the most respected Nigerian President ever in Africa?

I actually feel sorry for former President Obasanjo and Mr Tinibu you would think they dont exist. I hope they never read NL and these are old men for goodness sake. So much rudeness, anyway its the Nigerian way.

Anyway I enjoyed reading this letter, its like a novel or story telling. Having said this according to this letter EVERYTHING IS HUNKY DORRY, in Nigeria. President Jonathan is in control. So what are you people always complaining about?


P/S you insult me, I insult you back

This Botswana prostitûte is here again.
Can't you stay away from Nigerian affairs?

na_joke: ^
DID GEJ SAY ALL THESE IN THIS SAME LETTER OR U R SAYING IT FOR HIM .......this is the diff btw OBJ and GEJ.........GEJ needs to be bold and say it the way it is and not somebody from nairaland saying it for him

Why wasn't OBJ bold enough to mention Al Mustapha's name?

Haters should feel free to post whatever issue they feel OBJ raised that GEJ didn't respond to and I will show them his response.
Since they have prove to be either too lazy, blind, or illiterate to read.
perhaps they can read but are too dumb to understand.

yibomustgo: Who was OBJ talking about in the quote below? Was he talking about Al-Mustapha or not?


"Presidential assistance for a murderer to evade justice and presidential delegation to welcome him home can only be in bad taste generally but particularly to the family of this victim. Assisting criminals to evade justice cannot be part of the job of the presidency. Or, as it is viewed in some quarters, is he being recruited to do for you what he had done for Abacha in the past? Hopefully, he should have learned his lesson. Let us continue to watch".

...and here was GEJ's response
I also find it difficult to believe that you will accuse me of assisting murderers, or assigning a presidential delegation to welcome a murderer.
This is a most unconscionable and untrue
allegation. It is incumbent on me to remind you that I am fully conscious of the dictates of my responsibilities to God and our dear nation. It is my hope that devious elements will not take advantage of your baseless allegation to engage in brazen and wanton assassination of high profile politicians as before, hiding under the alibi your “open letter” has provided for them.

yibomustgo: Obasanjo did not mention Stellah but mentioned the release of Al-Mustapha. I don't think you read the 18 page letter. Tambuwal mentioned Stellah and I included it because the letter happened 48 hours after Tambuwal spoke about GEJ's body language to corruption. GEJ himself made mention of Tambuwal and Obasanjo in his response. That is why I included Stella in the conversation.

Olodo_bobo!

GEJ responded to every issue OBJ raised in that letter.
Obasanjo never explicitly mentioned Al Mustapha or Stella.
I also find it difficult to believe that you will accuse me of assisting murderers, or assigning a presidential delegation to welcome a murderer.
This is a most unconscionable and untrue
allegation. It is incumbent on me to remind you that I am fully conscious of the dictates of my responsibilities to God and our dear nation. It is my hope that devious elements will not take advantage of your baseless allegation to engage in brazen and wanton assassination of high profile politicians as before, hiding under the alibi your “open letter” has provided for them.

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Take time and read
[b]I have been strengthening the institutions established to fight corruption. I will not shield any government official or private individual involved in corruption, but I must follow due process in all that I do. And whenever clear cases of corruption or fraud have
been established, my administration has always taken prompt action in keeping with the dictates of extant laws and procedures. You cannot claim to be unaware of the fact that several highly placed persons in our country, including sons of some of our party leaders are currently facing trial for their involvement in the celebrated subsidy scam affair. I
can hardly be blamed if the wheels of justice still grind very slowly in our country, but we are doing our best to support and encourage the judiciary to quicken the pace of adjudication in cases of corruption. Baba, I am amazed that with all the knowledge
garnered from your many years at the highest level of governance in our country, you could still believe the spurious allegation contained in a letter written to me by the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), and surreptitiously obtained by you, alleging that USD49.8 billion, a sum equal to our entire national budget for two years, is “unaccounted for” by the NNPC. Since, as President, you also served for many years as Minister of Petroleum Resources, you very well know the workings of the corporation. It is therefore intriguing that you have made such an assertion.
You made a lot of insinuations about oil theft, shady dealings at the NNPC and the NNPC not remitting the full proceeds of oil sales to the of CBN. Now that the main source of the allegations which you rehashed has publicly stated that he was “misconstrued”, perhaps you will find it in your heart to apologize for misleading unwary Nigerians
and impugning the integrity of my administration on that score. Your claim of “Atlantic Oil loading about 130, 000
barrels sold by Shell and managed on behalf of
NPDC with no sale proceeds paid into the NPDC
account” is also disjointed and baseless because no such arrangement as you described exists between
Atlantic Oil and the Nigeria Petroleum Development Company. NPDC currently produces about 138, 000
barrels of oil per day from over 7 producing assets.
The Crude Oil Marketing Division (COMD) of the
NNPC markets all of this production on behalf of NPDC with proceeds paid into NPDC account. I am really shocked that with all avenues open to you as a former Head of State for the verification of any information you have received about state affairs, you chose to go public with allegations of “high corruption” without offering a shred of supporting evidence. One of your political “sons” similarly alleged recently that he told me of a
minister who received a bribe of $250 Million from an oil company and I did nothing about it. He may have been playing from a shared script, but we have not heard from him again since he was challenged to name the minister involved and provide the evidence to back his claim. I urge you, in the same vein, to furnish me with the names, facts and figures of a single verifiable case of the “high corruption” which you say stinks all around my administration and see whether the corrective action you advocate does not follow promptly. And while you are at it, you may also wish to tell Nigerians the true story of questionable waivers of signature bonuses between 2000 and 2007
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GEJ gave OBJ some serious bashing in this letter.
.
1 I am most uneasy about embarking
on this unprecedented and unconventional form of open communication between me and a former leader of our country because I know that there are more acceptable and dignified means of doing so.
.
2 The eighth reason is that it appears that your letter was designed to incite Nigerians from other geopolitical zones against me and also calculated to promote ethnic disharmony. Worse still, your letter was designed to instigate members of our Party, the PDP, against me.
.

3 My Administration is working assiduously to overcome current national security challenges, the seeds of which were sown under previous administrations.
.
4 Having done all this and more, it is interesting that you still accuse me of not acting on your hardly original recommendation that the carrot and stick option be deployed to solve the Boko Haram
problem.
.
5 If the invasion of Odi by the Army was the stick, I did not see the corresponding carrot. I was the Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State then, and as I have always told you, the invasion of Odi did not solve any militancy problem but, to some extent, escalated it.
.
6 (third term through the back door)
Here in Abuja, a petrol tanker loaded with explosives was to be rammed into the
INEC building. But luckily for the country, an electric pole stopped the tanker from hitting the INEC building. It is clear that this incident was meant to exploit the general sense of insecurity in the nation at the time to achieve the aim of stopping the 2007 elections.
.
7 it is just as well to remind you that the first major case of kidnapping for ransom took place around 2006. And the Boko Haram crisis dates back to 2002. Goodluck Jonathan was not the President of the country then. Also, armed robbery started in this country immediately after the civil war and since then, it has been a problem to all succeeding governments. For a former Head of Government, who should know better, to presen these problems as if they were creations of the Jonathan Administration is most uncharitable.
.
8 (Truth)
The allegation of training snipers to assassinate political opponents is particularly incomprehensible to me. Since I started my political career as a Deputy Governor, I have never been associated with any form of political violence. I have been a President for over three years now, with a lot of challenges and opposition mainly from the high and mighty. There have certainly been cases of political assassination since the advent of our Fourth Republic, but as you well know, none of them occurred under my leadership.
.
9 (we all knew this, didn't we?)
Baba, let us all be truthful to ourselves, God and posterity. At the heart of all the current troubles in our party and the larger polity is the unbridled jostling and positioning for personal or group advantage ahead of the 2015 general elections.

GEJ gave OBJ some serious bashing in this letter.
.
1 I am most uneasy about embarking
on this unprecedented and unconventional form of open communication between me and a former leader of our country because I know that there are more acceptable and dignified means of doing so.
.
2 The eighth reason is that it appears that your letter was designed to incite Nigerians from other geopolitical zones against me and also calculated to promote ethnic disharmony. Worse still, your letter was designed to instigate members of our Party, the PDP, against me.
.

3 My Administration is working assiduously to overcome current national security challenges, the seeds of which were sown under previous administrations.
.
4 Having done all this and more, it is interesting that you still accuse me of not acting on your hardly original recommendation that the carrot and stick option be deployed to solve the Boko Haram
problem.
.
5 If the invasion of Odi by the Army was the stick, I did not see the corresponding carrot. I was the Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State then, and as I have always told you, the invasion of Odi did not solve any militancy problem but, to some extent, escalated it.
.
6 (third term through the back door)
Here in Abuja, a petrol tanker loaded with explosives was to be rammed into the
INEC building. But luckily for the country, an electric pole stopped the tanker from hitting the INEC building. It is clear that this incident was meant to exploit the general sense of insecurity in the nation at the time to achieve the aim of stopping the 2007 elections.
.
7 it is just as well to remind you that the first major case of kidnapping for ransom took place around 2006. And the Boko Haram crisis dates back to 2002. Goodluck Jonathan was not the President of the country then. Also, armed robbery started in this country immediately after the civil war and since then, it has been a problem to all succeeding governments. For a former Head of Government, who should know better, to presen these problems as if they were creations of the Jonathan Administration is most uncharitable.
.
8 (Truth)
The allegation of training snipers to assassinate political opponents is particularly incomprehensible to me. Since I started my political career as a Deputy Governor, I have never been associated with any form of political violence. I have been a President for over three years now, with a lot of challenges and opposition mainly from the high and mighty. There have certainly been cases of political assassination since the advent of our Fourth Republic, but as you well know, none of them occurred under my leadership.
.
9 (we all knew this, didn't we?)
Baba, let us all be truthful to ourselves, God and posterity. At the heart of all the current troubles in our party and the larger polity is the unbridled jostling and positioning for personal or group advantage ahead of the 2015 general elections.

The first image above is actually the same person in the video.
That is Musiwa for you with his Canadian accent. How he hasn't been locked up in a psychiatric home is beyond me.

That has to be the real Musiwa, I can't imagine someone else takng his time to make such a useless video and talk such incoherent crap.