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Nduamaaaaaaka i pray say make fine boy no kidnap you one day.
young girl like you wey wan fine style enter club at age 14
ewu

OgidiBoy:
Amaka and Plat.

Owerri, Owerri Owerri, nonsence what can be so interesteing about Owerri sef, come down to Onitsha and see fun

nuzo:
Wonder how your pot-belly is going to allow you make it to finish line.
Shame on Amala, Isiewu and Star beer for denying you the fame and money Bolt is making.

LOL      Dies

The shame is on fasuba for not drinking enough ijebu garri and pap to perfect his conditioning.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=312623.msg4392710#msg4392710 date=1250824976]lol gators ke? that . if gators is a nun then what am i ? [/quote]your own be cave-dweller. master troglodyte.
you can be the cavewoman to geico's caveman

Rihanna can take jay-z from beezy. no condition is permanent

kilubbbbbu. why can't you americans ever have fun without involving the club
hmm

Gatorsi
Your own is worse than housekeeper.  You are a nun.

chic2pimp:
*shior* shey u neva know dat women dem get as dey be. No make woman dey deceive u with dis their shy shy rubbish.It is their national sport.

Na so we go see am for women o.  Any man with the gift of understanding them is the world's greatest.
Make you see wetin shy mary dey do for bed, you go fear!

Bolt is going to make me put my track shoes back on.
I dey go track go run 440 tonight

The housekeeper

ah ahnnn anti mi oyin, gbogbo e le fe je tan ni

:-x

KAiiiiiiiiiiiiiii women

mr ciceps stop molesting somebody's wife

If Lil kim and eve are on this list

why not brittney spears and paris hilton

Poster,

Thumbs up

If you did not get recruited try making the team as a walk-on

I don't know the answer to that question but I'll go out on a limb n say yea you can get it here.
Google is your friend. Just might be difficult.

Went home for christmas and wow.
So many of the girls we used to ignore back in school have become cute chicks. One particular one with a perpetual bad haircut and bad dress sense has become so cute and curvy in all the right places.
What is it about tertiary institutions that turns ugly girls into MMMMnnnMMMnnnn(KKKKiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuttttteee )?

Chime in. I wanna know what u think.

Guy, I said the same thing you're saying now when I went back home.
Those small girls have grown into something else now.
It's because their features (mammary gland n ikebe) have fully developed I guess.

Why don't you go purchase the pestle and mortar combo

lmao sorry i don't know why i find this thread so hilarious
i can't help but laugh
looooooolol funny

Are those scorpions-on-a-stick?

Hmm, wetin man no go chop

developed a witlow from inserting his finger inside girl's vagina



liar

like-how are you -ans-ans- fine
-how was your nite -ans- fine
- i really miss you- ans-ok
- how do you plan today-ans- dunno

ain't this frustrating enough to cut off the phone even when you have sweeter thins to say?,

LMAOOOOOOOOo
very obedient girls like that ehn.
you should be happy

www.nairaland.com/attachments/125955_image001_jpg2219a6b83e4c197a3b9a99a225419cb9
ooooh weee that baby is hot right there boy i tell ya

i can envision it spinning thru the streets at night at high speeds, turning heads

chic2pimp:
omo u be small boi ooo. Kai if u see ma biceps You would fear God quick quick I tell u. Forget 6 pack, 8 pack is in vogue right now.look @ u lying and

i don't want to see your biceps

That man has bigger biceps than mine. And his 6-pack > my pot belly

Are you verbally abusive? Lots of guys have a short fuse with that shit, me personally.
Anyway, maybe you need a lifestyle-change. Just don't change who you are to satisfy a guy, unless it's a change for the better.
If you are used to dating the same dudes all over, try going after different ones

topup:
any guy who gives you a time limit obviously wasn't into you in the first place.

Off-topic, tope stop telling lies.  This is not true.
I've given girls ultimatums before and it's not because I wasn't into her.
Dude, some girls want to fiddle around with other guys while keeping you as a back up.  You don't have to settle for second-best just because you are in "like" with a female.  Tell her to make up her damn mind or you will get to stepping.  You can't eat your cake and have it back unless you vomit.

MMMhhhhhhhhhM topup

american girl. you no fit survive for lagos.

chic2pimp:
Yep bolt came in second place in osaka 2007 when Gayboy won gold.

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yeah back in the days in osaka.  gay sure wishes he had those days back.
look at usain trying so hard to keep up with him.  he looks human there.
now it's the other way around. 
he doesn't even have to try half as hard to stroll to the finish line in world-record setting fashin

190:
never works
if u doubt this ask my stupid based abuja EX gf
the babes always end up cheatin! they all are!

lol kukute, you too?
alabajo that the kokoro wey dey your head dey traumatize u small small.
ur ex girlfriend don scatter your brain.