₦airaland Forum

TooMuchStuff:
The deep calls to the deep..!
Ruganfulani is not on the table here in France G7.

Buhari can only be useful when Cows and Jihad issues are needed.

You are on the spirit

Wow... 4minutes? What a genius?
Buh how many minutes does it take you to use your brain wisely? Positively? Impactfully?
Fool!

yjhlok:
remember buari is not around

...and even when he's around, what happens?

Naija and copy copy... This incident that happened in Manchester last week.
Na wah ooo... They are already here claiming he it happened in Akwa Ibom... Is this not Cop Mark Fitcher (my aunt's block neighbor) and Dylan Cole in pictures

This Orji nwa Kalu na mumu.

He said, he dropped his pen for years so, what now made you to go pick up your pen after a decade? I must suggest it's the United Punches of Nuremberg Men to 'sample' EKWE!

You are writing this long novel because una vintage tables don also get k-leg and about to be scattered...

Guy, una better brace up cos it's no longer the shaking tables of the masses because their own don scatter patapata so nobody send them again.
Buh the bar has been raised further to una vintage tables and the voyage won't be sweet and smooth-sailing like before going by this Nuremberg incident.

Why didn't you ask these questions wey full your mouth like this since when you de travel go Germany like say you want go buy slippers for Oshodi? Why now?

Come go again... Your own utu aka go be colorful sauce sef, I can assure you.

Honestly, I don't like the fact that a grown man was beaten buh I think it has gotten to that point since Nigerians can only adjust when they are forced.

Is shit worrying him? Why that facial expression? Abi guys are still contributing punches to him in the spirit realm?

In Pyhno's line... Men de Germany. Na these ones bi men. Guys, ji iwe na onuma wee tuoro nmapama utu aka ma choo kwaziaa igbuya nwa Amagu azu mana Chukwu Okike bi n'igwe gbatara ya oso enyem aka n'oge

TimFisher2:


Mr Ekweremmadu next time remember charity begins at home

Agaracha must come back!

...and agaracha finally returned home

We, the Indigenous Imo Community in Belgium (IICB) are cordially inviting Rochas Okorocha to our yearly Chairman's child's dedication which will hold on September 11, 2019 with other dignitaries in attendance.

ahmg001:
The crook himself.mouth like benin ore expressway

Don't body-shame! This life ehnnnn

Hmmmmm.... Life?

I shake my head for this failed state called a country. How on earth is dancing on the street now a crime? Whereas some hoodlums and dare-devils are killing, maiming and destroying stuff on the dailies are getting away with it.

Nigeria, better signify who de do you... Time is quite running out before its too late to handle.

Really... Willie is Working and sending his Agents to grab my homelands.

Jamesbally:
This is what we call bravery. Only a Northerner can do this, unlike the Coward Iyamiri from across River Niger. If it were Iyamiri, they would've come online to wail about Police brutality. From the news, the first person to block the Road was a Female Dangote Truck driver.

Sai Arewa

Boi, you never wash your bumbum...don't you know that when you are done pooing, you wash off?
Oya, run and clean up....utobo

KingAzubuike:
How can you kill a policeman who protect the citizens all because of a pregnant woman who has nothing to offer to the society. Now that the policeman is dead, crime and violence will befall all of you living in that area.

Who born this...and I ve been on your case that what those innocent souls encountered will be your lot...I mean, your wife (if@all you will ever marry) in her pregnancy phase.
Un-annouced fool!

Hmm.. What exactly do you expect? When arrested Boko boiz were later freed with the baptismal name 'repented' and are re-integrated into the system.

From the tweeter screenshot, influential, smuggler, connected with the army and a, FULANI

fuckingAyaya:
Someone that sang CHOP MY MONEY in 2012 is now singing REASON WITH ME in 2019 Chai this buhari economy

OP, wehdone.. I see you for tweeter streets even for our class sha where you de copy note.

Abike. Abike. Abike... You always talk to castigate Igbos.
Kontinu, we ve all known your likes of Remi Tinubu, 5% wing-champion etc. and are not moved cos it's been in your blood from your other lives.

I must just simply say that some niggas here are sick.

Yeye bello wey never pay him deputy, na civil servant go come bi him bitterkola?

Fools wey don sell out their souls to devil... all because of money, power and fame regardless of the fate of his fellow.

Another group to be proscribed by this yeye government is loading.....

A well thought-out plan to divert the attention of the people as regards the proposed protest.

They keep dishing out a specific plan par time/ par week/par month... Whenever they feel that any plan on ground is going pale.... Boom! They drop another... Dropping it like beats.

Of all the whole time, they didn't arraign them in the court and all of a sudden on August 5....

So foolish a government...posterity will judge you all.
Sons and daughters of the devil

Hmmmm... Thank God.
And I pray that I and my family will always serve the Lord, be at the right place and at the right time at all times. We shall not walk into death-traps consciously or unconsciously.

....odinakachukwu....it's all in God's hands!

What kind of a dead-beat country did we find ourselves? See how talents are littered everywhere but no empowerment.

Just few months back, a CD was stuck in my Sony Home theatre I bought from Europe and in a bid not to give to road side electrician so as not to spoil it. Because I bought it €990 sorry years back.

Took it to Sony Service centre here in Lagos, they collected a non-refundable N3.5k for registering that my product is in their care which they will later call me after they have diagnosed the fault and then, give me their bill for repairs.

I waited for good 3-weeks before the call came thru with the assurance that the 'fake whites' can't ascertain what the problem was, that they will need to get one thing again from my country of purchase and request for the parts from there since the model is a very rare one even in their office lines.

I jejely collected my stuff and left. Called my usual guy on the street, he collected it on Tuesday.

Was surprised when I got his call the following day requesting if I'm home.

Did you know that this guy fixed this stuff for 10k which I'm sure that if Sony Service centre succeeded that there's no way I can't cough out anything less than 75-90k

What goes around, comes around! The rich and his children de also blow catarrh. Hmmmm... The whirl wind is already home and almost at the door... Who knows whose door to be blown next? Since the heads do not see need to checkmate it... No Wahala! We are all in it for the next level. But thank God it's no longer a burden for just the poor rather it has extended its tentacles.

Please, if I may ask... Where's Mbaka? Is he on exile? Has the church de-robed him? Where, what happened to him? Or was he incarcerated?
Lately, a few number of priests have been maimed/ slaughtered in Enugu and we are yet to hear a word from the loud-mouthed 'priest'. *Bunch of Hypocrites*

Adeboye too... What happened that we no longer hear you call presidency for warnings? You advently went into pause-mode and turned blind-eyes because your mule is one of them. No problem! Nobody still knows who will be the next but mind you, posterity will judge you all.

It is said when the poor become more poorer than they are and the rich become more richer, it will come to a time where the poor will have nothing to eat than to eat the rich.

Buhari just said 5M are out of poverty and my question is, are we talking about the once that are dead?

Oh, now I get...he simply referring those souls that had quick grab on sniper-bottles and their counterparts that made use of the ropes, knives etc. That is to say, he helped using his poverty established policies to wean some people from the increased population.

It is very alarming that a nation as big as Nigeria can not boast of basic things other countries which are not in the level of Nigeria are enjoying with ease.

Sorry Nigeria...Government of lies, Party of lies, Agencies of lies... No wonder one of them bears Lies as his signature.

Nnooo Cindy

Ohhhhh

How sure are we with this one-legged news? Are they not trying to tell us that this is politics in disguise?

Nigeria, wake up from your slumber! Still baffles me how Northern illiterates are continuously 'whining' the so called literates with a snap of their fingers.

Buhari, no go oh school, he can't even present his cert but will always dish one stupid thing to distract you guys and will always ensure that each is controversial so as to create loops. And being the type and calibre of people, majority will argue, fight, throw banters and all.

On sighting that the created tension and distractions are calming down, they will gather and cook another.

Sorry, my people! Who de do una, no go far.

Nigeria, the only country where ALL animalsare in trouble except one. Namely:
Rats
Snakes,
Monkeys now,
Termites.

It's only Cows that are sacred, preferred and can't be played with because it has never stolen and has integrity.

Who de do una? Nigeria!

P.S: the man even resemble termites sef

Hmm.... I pity this country. It's just a stage for clowns!

From assaulting a nursing mother to bagging an award... What exactly are we trying to teach the younger generation?

Do the unthinkable (ills), gain audience and be celebrated afterwards irrespective. Exactly the case of Naira abi Cedi Maluh

Sorry Nigeria because who de do you no go far...mthshwww

This one na asa-one-corner things.
One bebe go just show for evening, touch am well and guy will be singing with him hands...
And the money? Flew away!