₦airaland Forum

Osinbajo: saraki has found another way out o, I am telling you o

Akande: Ah Ah...Ki lo n se boy yen keh? Ah ah

Tinubu: o ti o, prof you have to do something o

Very easy,
Create a temporary quiz , divide the class into 5 groups, make him head a group of very sharp guys.

They will infect him by force with the fire brand

Hmm

abi o

Omg

Of course that is because she maybe under investigation.

Ask Sambo Dasuki and the Former Service chiefs who were eager to retire.

roman001:
PMB Will This Morning host..........

What if he was currently hosting the guy that morning while the tweeter was tweeting the tweet on Twitter?

So if you know the address of your primary school, you better go and collect your change...they didn't try at all.

Pls where is the blunder?

There is no error there, but would agree if you say the tweet was not necessary.

Who cares who is being hosted?

What would have been important is the issue under discussion.

Lol

Goddex:
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Zombies will do everything to cover their shame

fear God sir. Ahhhh

Nice

Lol

Osinbajo and Fayemi that made those promises should tell us what to do now o.

Lalasticlala

it's normal na

it's normal na

It's normal na.

Since the lawmakers get paid "sleeping" allowance, these kids are learning how to sleep on duty.

lalasticlala:
Yes oo, I wanted to be sure, because i'm sure other nairalanders would have asked him of same

so it means Lala saw my thread on the 11 groups of Nairalanders....I was hoping to make FP. Well sha...na Godwin

Whatever.

The #lalasticlala crew

1. Tanoids:
This group, they always dedicate every positive thing to GEJ, including the invention of FACEBOOK. They can also defend the unimaginable. Such a classic example of loyalty, especially when dollars is involved.

2. Progressives
This group, they easily condemn every move by Tanoids, they are quick to raise alarm when in opposition. But once they get in power, they expect everyone to be patient. They easily see themselves as Angels and incorruptible. They always expect to win elections and once they lose, they say it has been rigged.

3. Wailers
This group, they have decided to work in every way possible to shame the progressives. Even if it means destroying the country. Their sole aim is to make sure Nigerians regret voting against GEJ. The only way to entertain the wailers is by telling them that oil prices have fallen and Naira has gone down.

4. Zombies
This group is known to always defend Buhari, even when he denies his own campaign promises. They are quick to say "it took 16yrs to destroy Nigeria, so give him more time". The zombies believe that in 4yrs time, Buhari will shame his critics. They find it hard to understand that one year is almost gone. The sad part is that most of the zombies are suffering in silence and they think loyalty should always be blind. They need tutorials on constructive criticism.

5. IPODs
This group is made up of non-Nigerians who want to bring down Nigeria. They see Nigeria as a zoo, and they must bring it down. The greatest mistake the IPODs made was that they forgot that every zoo has wild animals, and bringing the walls down will only endanger your life. Now that the lions have started to devour their messiah, this group has decided to call on western powers to intervene. As it stands, their suffering is still on chapter one.

6. Chest Beaters
This group, they are the military arm of the IPOD group. The only weapon they have is mouth. Even most heart breaking is that the mouth is only on Nairaland. When met face to face with soldiers, they resort to taking pictures and videos and giving the govt. deadlines. There deadlines never die.

7. 5%
This group, their matter is serious no be small I swear. They are a political wing in Nigeria. They expect to be appointed in every govt. vacancy. They want to be in charge of the juicy portfolios of govt. But once you appoint one of them, they will argue that he is not from the main the main.

8. Space bookers
This group is mostly made up of people who use touch light phone with very bad internet. They do not trust their network one bit, so the moment they see a front page material, they rush to comment with "f" or "h". Then they later borrow a friends phone to modify their comment. Most of them think they will get popular by being first to comment.

9. Garri Price Observers
This group, they were all brought up with 50 shades of Garri. Garri and kulikuli for breakfast. Eba and palm oil for lunch. Beans and Garri for dinner. In their childhood days, they will save money to buy Garri, use the Garri to make CAKE and celebrate. Sadly, Garri has become more expensive for their siblings and children to enjoy.
So now that their villages have contributed money to buy them a phone with Internet, they never cease to use the opportunity to ask how every single news affects the price of Garri.

10. #PictureOrIdontBelieveIt crew
This crew are used to watching porn. So if an OP is a girl and she talks about how she was molested and her clothes were torn, they rush to demand pix or it never happened.

11. Hungry Bloggers
These one, we need to pray for them specially. They will use attractive headlines but the body will just be two and a half lines ending with the words "...click here for the full gist"
They think that was how Linda ikeji started. They know they are dreaming.


and your own

He even hugged her...that explains it.

from hugging to 3rd baby mama

Raphael81:
what was the motive of the shooting

read, you can't.

He shot to prove that his weapon was not loaded...there was no shooting but the tension rose when he clicked his gun, causing SSS men to grab their chakambula.

Read, you won't read...all because of FTC

Aregbesola my boy

For more details, see my signature

Ok

Pls this is too much

I have already seen Gov Amosun, Gov Aregbesola, Gov Masari, One other governor,min of foreign affairs, Femi Adesina, Ibe Kachikwu.

Now I am seeing Oba of Lagos, emir of Kano, and these others.

Please how many Presidential Jets were used and who is paying?

Also, how much was the dollars they were each given and on what exchange rate?

Because from what I am seeing, they said there is no money to pay salaries o

PoisonedOne:
That guy is a living encyclopedia, he knows so much about everything. I listen to his newspapers'analysis on smooth fm every morning.

well as you can see, he just disgraced himself because the pic above you shows obama being received by the same person in 2014.

FYI, no president goes to the airport to receive another president unless they have the guards parade mounted there.

In Nigeria, the guards parade is usually mounted in Aso Villa, so Buhari always waits in the Villa to receive the visiting president.

But in very rare cases where the reception is to be made as a sort of ceremony (especially if it is a rare visit), the guards are brought to the airport for open display.

Although Nigeria sends the Foreign affairs Minister to welcome presidents at the airport, Saudi, being a monarchy system, sends any member of the royal family of which the minister of their own "FCT", (Riyadh) was sent.

What more do you want?

dukie25:
This is for lesser hajj, next month he will go for "greater" hajj.

behave yourself, you are no longer a kid

[size=18pt]seriously I don't know why people are amazed abt this man.

Of course all he needs to do is bring out all our 20 Bilion dollars from the different soak-aways and pump them back into the economy.

For goodness sake, this the leader of TAN himself and the agreement with the FG is to ensure that there is no prosecution after.

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So Aregbesola followed.

Na WA o

sorextee:
who cares.. when they re the most corrupt, among the 3 arms of govt..

keep hating. You have no idea what you are talking about.

The Judiciary is the most short changed, they earn peanuts, given poor accommodation, one rickety car, no personal or research aides and no ICT facilities to assist their numerous overnight readings, research and long hand writings.

But they are required to sit from 9am to 4pm, listening and writing to myriad of cases, going home to read all the authorities cited and make intelligent comparisons, place logic and facts together, come up with a fair ruling before going to bed. Then wake up early to go to court, read out the ruling (judgment), dispense the applications and proceed with further "frivolous" application hearings put by "mischievous " litigants.

Then their judgments are disobeyed at will, their salaries delayed at will, financial autonomy ignored at will, and lots of media misrepresentation all because they are not allowed to speak to the public.

The Ekiti CJ that was beaten up is still fresh in mind, the Rivers CJ that was sidelined for 4 yrs is still fresh in mind, and a host of them.

If you think they are the most corrupt of the three arms, then its sardonic.