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Education / Re: 7 Signs A Student Will Succeed In Life Even If He/she Graduates With A Poor CGPA by caesaraba(m): 7:14am On Jan 23, 2017
Exactly! However, most people already know this except those who have refused to wake up to the Nigerian situation. Someone gets into the civil service and assumes he has arrived. Why? As a young man in his late Twenties- early Thirties, he has just gotten a job and is immediately granted a loan to buy a car and rent an apartment. Big-boy things on his level. Then when he realizes that it'll take 3 years of massive deductions from his salary to pay for a tokumbo car, he begins to realize that just maybe, he arrived at a destination below his level.

A lot of these folks will give their lower-grade graduated college classmates the 'stink-eye' until they actually begin to realize the meaning of the word J.O.B (Just Over Broke).
Then they run into those guys who've probably gone on to battle their demons and emerge successful businessmen and CEOs and the realization sets in that in present day Nigeria, cramming theories and formulae to get good grades and a job without getting accustomed to the nitty-gritty of the professional/business environment where one intends to succeed will only get you so far.

Sadly, too many of these people have a twisted mentality that life is a part of school.

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Politics / Re: 11 Dead As Security Operatives Attack Pro Biafran Protesters In Rivers (video) by caesaraba(m): 5:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
Chai

Romance / Re: See The Boobs That Got Everybody Talking On Instagram by caesaraba(m): 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2017
princeemmma:
A girl posted his boobs on instagram, which got everyone talking (pics)


...And then 20 years later when you are a gateman gisting young neighbors about how you "don see life," people will be wondering why you failed.
Investment / Re: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by caesaraba(m): 1:22pm On Jan 18, 2017
spacks:
Hmmm..Wetin person no go see for this naija....someone called me that am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM and he said brother please send anytin you have, na God pair us not MMM wink cheesy
Lwkmd! This is soooo funny.

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Takes Time Out With Her Daughter by caesaraba(m): 12:06pm On Jan 17, 2017
Wow! It's such a rare thing for a mother to spend time with her little child. This is really huge news.
Mods! Frontpage please.
Education / Re: Stop Using The Abreviation Lol by caesaraba(m): 9:26am On Jan 15, 2017
kellybently:
Any time u put lol in ur message u are accepting Lucifer as ur Lord
Very stupነd!
Politics / Re: Youths In Katsina Support EFCC Probe Of Ex-governor Ibrahim Shehu (pics) by caesaraba(m): 7:59am On Jan 13, 2017
chie8:
God bless you for the correction.I am not on nairaland to cause problems but to share useful information.I don't speak Hausa neither do I understand Hausa.You read other languages through google translate.It can be misleading sometimes.Thanks a lot for the correction.One luv nairalanders!

See how the love of Frontpage just made you to paint a very positive thing in negative light. You have done a great disservice to those who took the streets in support of the anti-corruption fight. If you are a blogger, quality of stories should be your watch-word. There are too many Nigerian news bloggers right now and only those who do their best to ace it at all times will be recognized. The rest will just be called the usual - hungry bloggers.

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Education / Re: I Graduated With Third Class,am i In Hot Soup by caesaraba(m): 10:10pm On Jan 05, 2017
coolestchris:
What do you guys think
Third class from civil engineering

3rd class in civil engineering and you are shouting? Who gives a fück what you graduated with in blue collar professions? It's your skills set and on-field proficiency that matters. Leave that for office-job folks to worry about. Go find someone in your field who's practicing and intern under him. They should have told you back in school that this is the next advisable step after graduation. I'm in construction and the only question I've ever been asked is, "where did you study?" The next thing you'll hear is the client's brief and if you can get the job done.
Politics / Re: N'delta Militants Might Return To The Creeks, Clark Warns Buhari by caesaraba(m): 8:43am On Jan 05, 2017
Let them. The rest of us are thinking about returning to our farmlands by March/April.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Drug Peddler Escapes From Indian Prison Few Hours Before Deportation by caesaraba(m): 4:14pm On Jan 04, 2017
John Okoro!

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Education / Re: Crack Your Brains!!! Name A Country Without The Letter "A" by caesaraba(m): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2017
Togo, Peru, Lesotho, Egypt, Niger, Benin.....crack my brain? Really? Guess it's kids stuff.
Politics / Re: FG Playing Politics With Niger Delta Dialogue – MEND by caesaraba(m): 7:15am On Jan 02, 2017
Oga just give these guys the pipeline protection contracts (development) they desperately require and let everyone be on their way jare. Just stick to the diversification plan in other regions and the ND's distraction isn't what we need right now.

Again, if you are a youth from the North/SW, please key into the agric sector this year. If you cannot do it alone, get together with a few friends and grow or process something this 2017. 2016 was lovely for the sector, 2017 will be beautiful. We look inwards; yes we can. Happy new year.
Romance / Re: Men Are Going Gaga Over This Beautiful Nigerian Lady's Photos On Social Media by caesaraba(m): 4:55pm On Jan 01, 2017
onedayatime:
men on social media are currently going gaga over this beautiful Nigerian lady's photos..

Uchemba is young, beautiful and naturally endowed both front and back.

So, why won't men be refreshing her Twitter page like Liverscore? Lol

Bullshît! I knew it just had to be exposed boobs. That's obtainable at nearly every red-light district in the country for less than 10k. All these prostîtutes are the same.
Celebrities / Re: (photo) Is It By Force To Buy At Shoprite, See What She Bought At Shoprite by caesaraba(m): 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2016
lanxebony:
Am very sure that's shop rite Ota, mehn the crowd at the new place is full of irrelevant people who just want the experience of a mega mall.
Even Iya that sells drink in holdups are there buying like mad when they heard the price of big cola is #70 and they sell it #120

Wow! Seems shoprite is a pretty big deal to you. Na wa oh.
Literature / Re: I Am Embarrassed To Share The Same National Space With Some Imbeciles -soyinka by caesaraba(m): 8:02am On Dec 30, 2016
EYIBLESSN:
The most foolish Professor in history of Nigeria. Are you drunk when you open your dirty mouth spewing trash concerning election that does not concern your Dad.
Who are you fighting for? Who you EPP? Useless mofos seeking undue relevance.

He has a green card, the election concerns him.
Secondly, I'm pretty certain, going by your antics, that no one in your next four generations will ever be as renowned as he is. It's just really disgraceful sharing the same national space with folks like you.

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Education / Re: Why Many Of Us Graduated From School Unclad. What Our Lecturers Never Told Us! by caesaraba(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2016
...and that's why we have a lot of angry graduates walking about under-employed and frustrated. Good grades are good grades, personal success is personal success. Two different things.

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Crime / Re: Police Foil Plot To Blast 3rd Mainland Bridge With Dynamite by caesaraba(m): 8:23am On Dec 29, 2016
Cessa0:
nw hez a Christian, not a single religious criticism ws seen frm d comments above... but if he happened to bear a muslim name, they'll put it on deir head lyk pple selling gala...

"if i do sth wrong, blame me not my religion"

how is this too hard for pple to assimilate

Well, obviously he wasn't screaming "Jesus Akbar" while going on his mission unlike your Muslim terrorists do. You can now understand why it's hard to label him a Christian terrorist.

Religion is still sh*t though. World's better off without it - all of them.

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Sports / Re: What Amount Of Data Is Required To Stream A Live Football Match? by caesaraba(m): 2:20pm On Dec 18, 2016
Marvel1206:

I believe you meant 1.6gb

Obviously. My mistake.
Sports / Re: What Amount Of Data Is Required To Stream A Live Football Match? by caesaraba(m): 11:55am On Dec 18, 2016
From what most are writing here it means about 400mb would be enough. 400*4 =1.6gb for four Liverpool matches in a month. Not bad since MTN gives me 3gb for 1k.
Education / Re: OMG: See Exam Questions Of A Nigerian University That Is Viral On The Internet by caesaraba(m): 6:06am On Dec 18, 2016
Nothing wrong there. Infact, I think it will even make the students a little more relaxed in answering, seeing that the examples are made of stuff of recent trend.

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Politics / Re: Checkout This Rice Production Factory In Nasarawa As Audu Ogbeh Visits It(pics) by caesaraba(m): 9:04pm On Dec 17, 2016
meetmonde:
I hope it is stone free
It is. That's what we eat over here. The story is misleading sha. Olam isn't a new company. Dem don tey well well and their bag of rice is 16k as at last buy.

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Discovered In Borno State....... FG by caesaraba(m): 9:46am On Dec 16, 2016
RagnarBankz:



so Oil is now cow milk for abokis

The fact that such a basic concept is too hard for you to understand, is the major reason why conversing with you is a grave mistake. For that, I apologize.

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Discovered In Borno State....... FG by caesaraba(m): 9:24am On Dec 16, 2016
RagnarBankz:
Veryy soon we will hear that crude oil has been discoverd in daura!!





Why do these abokis need oil badly?

Why do you need food or money?

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Sports / Re: I Want Super Eagles Jersey Colours Changed - Rohr by caesaraba(m): 8:03am On Dec 16, 2016
You say wetin?!
Properties / Re: Landlord Alleges Sabotage As Tenant Mobilises Policemen As Guards by caesaraba(m): 6:43am On Dec 16, 2016
herzern:
When you Dont have a house of your own but has 3 or more policemen protectinq yhu..

I quess you need to see TB Joshua for prayers..


How you guys repeatedly mix up the words "has" and "have," is just mind-blowing.

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Business / Re: Nigeria Oil Output Near 1.8 Mln Bpd, Set To Sign Debt Deal -oil Min by caesaraba(m): 12:41pm On Dec 15, 2016
On point!
Investment / Re: Exposed: How MMM 'number 1 Guider' Collected Over N1B Within 1year (photos) by caesaraba(m): 11:07am On Dec 15, 2016
vani86:



My brother, the denial is real, my gf have over 700k stuck , she was lucky the one she pledged in my mame using my account paid about 4 days b4 the crash.

She no want believe mmm don crash, me sef i keep quiet dey tell am say till January, but deep down i know her money is gone

It's so sad. See that kind money.
Investment / Re: Exposed: How MMM 'number 1 Guider' Collected Over N1B Within 1year (photos) by caesaraba(m): 2:48pm On Dec 14, 2016
Lwtmb! Some are still in denial.

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Politics / Re: Is Your State Governor As Wicked AS This One?? Please Expose Wicked Governors.. by caesaraba(m): 2:43pm On Dec 14, 2016

To get good governance in Benue state, you need the following:
1. A very good neurosurgeon for brain transplant
2. A state-of-the-art dialysis machine for blood purification and possible transfer.
3. A seasoned geneticist to carry out DNA modification.

If all the above listed are not provided in the government house, Benue will just keep getting worse governors as long as they come from the current pool of a backwardly-savage group whose belief is that of, "when it's your turn, loot as much as possible and when it's mine, I'll do the same."
Politics / Re: FG: N565bn Recovered Loots Forms Part Of 2017 Budget by caesaraba(m): 8:54am On Dec 14, 2016
HungerBAD:



Please pardon my ignorance,as I want to genuinely learn the intricacies of budgeting.

Well, obviously.

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