Idiats! Since when is it news when a mother buys a toy for her child? You kids are soooooooo freaking stüpid it's beginning to choke those of us who actually remember how valuable Nairaland was.

coolesmile:
When you know say na fake, why you dey take am pose on top social media? Dem don catch you, u come dey talk rubbish.

How that one take help ur personal agenda? Wait, abi you no get one at all, so na to carry unnecessary issues for head like gala. Stop wasting oxygen.

The power of money.

LOL!

kollynxofodile:
Waking away from all d troubles pains and sorrows


Keep walking to peace bro

Honestly. #bliss

...And his watch has ended. Peace.

This is beautiful. The assurance of death is calming for those of us who are bound by the chain society casts around us.

What nonsense? No wonder the forex just the scarce. These NNPC people only steal in foreign currency.

bamasite:


your signature is so true!

Unfortunately yes.

Jan bless me torchlight phone.

Nice one Baba.

iamrealdeji:
what is this one saying? mad man

I'm dead serious. You people should really, really, really consider killing yourselves. Tuface Don fück up so your respective lives have come to a halt. End it Biko. No one will even notice.

iamrealdeji:
my problem with him is that he likes pretending,always want people to equate him with the likes of fela but he doesn't do what he preaches. he's the promise and fail type,not a man of his words. a coward,he's one of our yam eaters and at the same time wants foolish and gullible nigerians with low IQ to praise him upon all that since he knows some people are easy to fool. he's doing all these for his ow. benefit and for his career,to have fans like fela and all that because anyone that promises to lead such protest and step down again wants the credit of leading a protest and at the same time has possibly taken bribe or had to back out and push people to it. my problem with him is that he shouldn't have made such move in the first place. he has skeletons in his cupboard that he doesn't want exposed. he should stop acting all patriotic,he's just like the typical Nigerian celeb

Oga, why don't you and the other anonymous souls vibrating all over pages of Nairaland band together and go sacrifice yourselves at the gates of Aso Rock? Some of you who haven't as much as achieved a feat as little as a University graduation are the most vocal. What have you achieved that you can put at stake? 2face obviously is a fresher and got scared at the wrong moment, which he has apologized for repeatedly. If it pains you too much, PM me and I'll send you money for the rope you can go use in hanging yourselves. Sanctimonious cretins!

Btruth:
2Face, to be honest, I'm proud of you. Though, I was so upset on Sunday evening with you. But seeing people coming out for the protest yesterday, especially the Lagos people including the commissioner of Police too. You became an hero to me, because it was all because of your initiative.

Truly, your voice has been heard.

Don't mind all these never-do-wells lining the pages of Nairaland. Check most of them and you see they've never done anything spectacular in their lives.

Came:
You watched with tears as people come out for wetin you no fit finish, you dey house dey cry crocodile tears. Yeye dey smell. Na now I no why many woman get belle for this man and many still dey pursue am,,he no get liver to tell them say him no want rubbish,,dem fine, and he start to dey sample dem,,dey born anyhow .

Abeg e don do. If it's too much for you, simply get a rope and a rickety stool and do the needful. At least, I thank 2face for keeping some of you busy this period.
Nonsense and ingredients.

LushGreenz:
Anyone who believes this Ambush Journalism needs to get his cranium chiseled open. A Tinubu-owned tv network is trying to delegitimize this hearty,long overdue protest by well-meaning Nigerians who're just fed with this most corrupt administration. Buhari is just ineffectual. Period!!! And this cheap propaganda is what Tinubu's camera-wielding minions can come up with? It's pathetic!

Before you proceed to lump all Nigerians together, please borrow a dictionary to understand the meaning of "pro" and "anti."

davidtitan:
i recommend deliverance from spirit of lust and a hard stop because masturbation grows into an unhealthy addiction

You want to deliver him from one addiction and then give him a bigger one (blaming everything on spirits)? Pls OP masturbation is a smaller devil than what this chairman is proposing.

Hadez:
Ball-less guy. I hate cowards. Even my baby brother would have done better. Don't ever start what you will not finish. Rule number one

No one is stopping you abeg.

No. He should only sell bibles and vegetable oil.

Abeg Vivian run with your share of the money jare. And when you come back, start YYY. Nigeria is large and fools are not in short supply. They'll even ”invest” more to make back what they lost to MMM.

PresidentAtiku:
Good one guys!

I remember when Baba Jang banned Okada use in Jos. My brothers complained and almost rioted. But we all saw the positive effect of that move. Activities at the emergency section of hospitals drastically reduced!

Thumbs up FRSC

Exactly. The roads became neater and JUTH and Jankwanu became less populated. Plus, the cost of alternative transportation even reduced. I miss Jos abeg.

I trust the Niger Deltans. They never dissapoint. A series of ground-shaking ceremonies will be held to celebrate his return.

Well, I fixed mine yesterday. All they had to do was change a pipe which had a leak (N2500), buy gas and oil (N2500) and then workmanship was N1500. I feel relieved now. Thought it was going to cost a whole lot more.

Godemcee:
Who notice that more than 90% of the comment are northerners.am happy that the zombie disease is fading away.come 2019 buhari shall walk alone.

sarrki
seunmsg
modath
Dropshot1
negeUkwenu

This is exactly why the North has always ruled Nigerian politics. You guys from the south support even kidnappers and armed robbers once they are from your region, so the idea of criticizing a politician who is from your place is what your brains are incapable of processing.

Corp Members you mean?

atobz:

If Naira makes sense for you,you can pay the dollars into my US Bank account (cash deposit only) and I'll give you the Naira equivalent at an agreed rate. That's if Naira is the end result for the $ you looking to receive.

Yes Naira is the end result I need. Would contact you later in the day.

Darkseid:
It takes about two hours.

Abi? Just read up on their supercharging stations (although that one na for Yankee).

unmask:
in Nigeria..... Most likely 2 months to get fully charged

Lwtmb!

How long does it take the car to charge? (Lemme ask google first sha).

Goodmorning. What's the best way for me to receive dollars at the best exchange rate right now as Western Union and Bank rates aren't favorable? Thanks.

2sexynet:
she shouldn't withdraw the money when it comes. Tell her to sell the funds electronically to aboki at a higher exchange rate. This can be done within bank premises.

At least she gets 480/$ that way.

Hello 2sexy, can you throw more light on this? Thanks a lot.

SMH for Nigerian journalists. Not a single picture of the said river or a current picture of the environment in question. Just a generic off-the-net SPDC-related picture and then boom! Tory don set.