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Politics / Re: Tompolo's 46th Birthday: Niger Delta People Celebrate On The Streets Of Warri by caesaraba(m): 11:04pm On Apr 12, 2017
emu22:



why do people always say that d s.s celebrates criminals,they are our own so we gats celebrate dem.show me one region that doesn't ave a criminal.Everybody na thief na say dem Neva catch u.one way or d oda we all Dom steal.fact

Speak for yourself. If your parents brought you guys up to be thieves, mine didn't. Don't come shouting that everyone is a thief just because you are one.
Your words, not mine.

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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon CX VS Tecno Camon C9 Specifications Differences by caesaraba(m): 8:30am On Apr 12, 2017
TechyNigerian:
Tecno Camon CX vs Tecno Camon C9 specifications comparison has now become very necessary especially with the rate the Tecno Camon CX is becoming very popular due to the positive reviews it has been getting online and offline from different reviewers.

As you all know that the Tecno Camon CX is the Tecno Camon C10 as I explained in this article about the Camon CX which is the successor of the Tecno Camon C9. The Tecno Camon CX was launched recently and we are surely going to expect some great enhancement or improvement in the Camon CX that the Camon C9 do not have.

Source >> https://www.specificationsnigeria.com/tecno-camon-cx-vs-tecno-camon-c9-specifications-differences/

Next time, state their respective prices.
Religion / Re: The Wedding Gown Worn By A Lord's Chosen Bride (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 8:15am On Apr 12, 2017
This is wrong! How can she be allowed to use phone and even take selfies? The god of chosen will soon catch her!

She's supposed to have worn that green jacket instead of that expensive china-white she's putting on.
Also, the husband must be the owner of a blue 504.

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Politics / Re: Army Displays Weapons Made By Biafran Engineers In Owerri (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 12:09pm On Apr 05, 2017
A lot of people will read this thread with a certain wish that that war occurs again so that they can be witnesses. Many of such people cannot even withstand a communal clash or a single robbery incident. Luckily though, there's not going to be another biafran civil war. You rats who line up on the internet everyday throwing tantrums usually amount to very little or nothing in the real world. Enjoy yourselves.

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NYSC / Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by caesaraba(m): 7:48am On Apr 04, 2017
YoungBlackRico:

Oponu aye ati orun lawon people yen. Awon alaini 'ronu. Nairaland is their only escape from the boring life they live.

Nairalanders are the most foolish set of humans I've ever come across on the face of this lovely planet of ours. The dumb blogger quoted another dumb unknown murrafucker on twitter making no attempt to comfirm the news, he even had the gut to Cc a mod, I no blame am sha (it's the same mod that moved a prank to front page the other day),they are all the same. undecided


©YBR

Honestly, a larger percentage of Nairalanders come across as poorly groomed fools. It is evident by most of the comments on this thread.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Addresses Certificate Scandal: "I Graduated From Harvard, UNIABUJA" by caesaraba(m): 10:22pm On Mar 25, 2017
cktheluckyman:

It is not even about NDA,it is about the prerequisite for the NDA.Buhari was not even qualified to enlist into the program to begin with. Just like Dino if he is found not to have his complete o level will lose all his other certificates.

Ah ah! You don shift goal post again?

Phones / Re: Three Tips To Make You Iphone Charge Faster by caesaraba(m): 7:16am On Mar 24, 2017
My iPad wasn't charging fast until the follow-come cable got spoilt. Charges much faster now with a replacement cable which is flat and bigger than the slim original one. Same charger.
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Students Hold Solidarity Rally For President Buhari In Abuja (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 4:11pm On Mar 20, 2017
Lol. No be small matter.
Politics / Re: EFCC Hands Over Amosu’s $2.15m Hospital To Air Force by caesaraba(m): 8:30am On Mar 20, 2017
anonimi:


Still an illegality that is likely to be overturned in court.
No wonder the MaguN man did not know how much has been recovered so far. Too much magomago going on.
Has Lamorde returned the trillions recovered loot under his watch
Are we a bunch of jungle dwellers keen on lawlessness or do we desire law & order as obtains in the US, UK, Canada where many of us are praying & fasting to get the visa or cross the desert and Mediterranean ocean to become underemployed voluntary slaves


Anytime I see a post from you in support of corrupt public officials, it pains me more about how life is unfair to those terminally ill in hospital wards while people such as yourself roam free. Makes a person lose faith in religion really.

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Health / Re: RRS Searching For Corpse Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 10:52pm On Mar 19, 2017
ESDKING:
Selfish man that didn't consider the feelings of other people around him .

Sometimes it's those same people whose feelings he should have considered that are the primary causes of what just happened. You never know how bad it was, the pressure that pushed him into this. I know how it feels like.

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Business / Re: Dangote Now Wealthier Than Oprah And Trump Combined – Forbes by caesaraba(m): 6:18pm On Mar 18, 2017
cummando:
Dangote the name not dangote as a person
No forget say past presidos get share for him company





Cummando.... Ya time is now
At least I dey top ten for my adugbo grin

Very stupاd post. Is it Donald Trump or Bill Gates or Warren Buffet who do not have people with major stakes in their businesses? Pls this isn't mama Bisola's palm oil business they are talking about here.
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Shares Account Balance, Says He Is Feeling Broke by caesaraba(m): 3:25pm On Mar 16, 2017
As usual, some can't find the joke in there.
Politics / Re: Umar Ganduje Inspects Tiga Dam Hydro Power Plant In Kano (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 2:39pm On Mar 16, 2017
Tokziby:
Senseless People, na so e dey start. Them no dey learn. "Kainji don dey dry" annual bad news.
Why would u locate a dam in a landlock area accompanied with high temperature. Small time now them go dey complain say water dey dry thats why power drop. Why not build a solar power farm across the North since what u have in abundance is sunlight which is about 10-11 months in a year. In fact the north should be having 24hr power supply with the level of sun wey dey that area.

Your Dams are best located in the middle belt or south where there is abundance of rainfalls, several rivers an streams. Your best location should be the confluence town of lokoja where the two rivers meet which can never experience dryness cos of the two sources. Awon alainironu, kaduna refinery no dey teach una, drill oil for south and pay humongous amount to pump and secure the pipelines.

Nigerian politicians are nothing but Dumbf**ks!!!

Lol. Oga all you need is a short length of rope, a rickety stool and an isolated tree with strong branches. That will give you the peace you desperately require.

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Education / Re: Meet Beautiful BSU Student Who Sells Okpa For Her Mum To Make A Living. by caesaraba(m): 6:27am On Mar 13, 2017
Ahap! The least okpa is 50 naira now na. Combined, they might be clocking 5 -10k sales daily. Good business. Na long-sleeve and tie been dey deceive us for this country but people are getting wiser now.
Romance / Re: He Can Sex Forever by caesaraba(m): 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2017
BeautyBaebee:
yes, you heard me right! Forever Sex

I saw a post on front page about a girl asking for more than 2hours sex and Nigerians were bashing her.
Some men were saying it is not possibleto sex for 2 hours without being on drugs or somthing

duuuh! says who? I have a friend who keeps complaining to me that Her Boyfriend can go forever in sex, he neva gets tired, he can do it 20 hours non stop..and the funny thing is that hes allergic to drugs or any form of enhancement. trust me, HE always have sex with her naturally.

He stops whenever the girl is tired and crying after 2,3 hours or more then he will have compassion on her and roll off. (smtyms with orgasm, smtyms without). After letting her rest 4 sm minutes, he will still ask 4 more.. If undecidedthe girl question him on his performance, he will just say it is his nature.

They love each other sooo very much but to me, the relationship might not work as their Sexual life is not compatible.

My Questions
Is the guy normal or suffering from some sort of disease?
Is there anything he or she can do to make him cum quickly?
Is there any possibility he might b cheating to satisfy himself elsewhere?
Will d relationship last? (8 months relationship now)
Is marriage built on Love or Sex?

Romancelanders pls answer these questions and help a Friend in need.





"He can sex forever." What kind of nonsense grammar is that?
Religion / Re: What Will Become Of Those Who Have Died Before The Birth Of Christ? by caesaraba(m): 11:00am On Mar 05, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Many of them shall be judged according to the law of Moses, but it applies to the Israelites alone.

As for the non-israelites that died before Christ, they will be preached during the resurrection period when all that have died since Adam will rise from the dead. During that period, Satan will be bound in chains for a period of 1000yrs, which is the millennial reign of Christ. Those people will be made to see how their beliefs were wrong. After the 1000yr reign, Satan will be let lose again to test mankind for one last time. Anyone that chose to follow him at that time will be doomed with him.

I really would have love to quote Bible verses to support this, but am short on MB.

Lwkmd! Oh! Religion... lol.

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Romance / Re: This Is The Best Way To Reply A Girl That Is Forming Hard To Get by caesaraba(m): 10:30am On Mar 04, 2017
Kondomatic:
And after that then what

Preek go burst am open again, free of charge. Wasted 500k.

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Who Called Olakunle Churchill A 'Scammer' Arrested By Police by caesaraba(m): 2:20pm On Feb 28, 2017
Very good. Social media wahala.
Actually, sometimes after an altercation with someone on NL, I feel like creating an alternate moniker to get close to the person and then lure them to meet me discreetly offline so I can stick a blade in their neck.
Thankfully the Churchill guy towed the path of the law. Lucky lady.

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Religion / Re: Reverend King Loyalists Celebrate His Birthday With 13pages Advert On Newspaper by caesaraba(m): 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2017
It's called Nigeria for a reason. This is not surprising.

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Politics / Re: I Attended Akeredolu’s Inauguration For Yoruba Unity — Fayose by caesaraba(m): 8:33am On Feb 25, 2017
Faroese is on point on this one. You disagree, coman beat me.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Morocco Seeks To Join Ecowas As Full Member by caesaraba(m): 8:27am On Feb 25, 2017
Quite a wise move. It is very pertinent that a country aligns itself with any group that best supports it's interests. Although, the reason why I'm commenting is that this topic made FP without a single comment so I saw space to be on the first page and as you all know, NL space is very valuable...and what do we do with valuable land? We just buy even if we don't need it. Coman beat me. undecided

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Autos / Re: Honda Pilot 2005 Registered by caesaraba(m): 10:11am On Feb 23, 2017
Killuzverdict:
Oops I did it again

Oops you did what again? No pictures of the interior? Are just walking around taking pictures of parked cars and slapping prices on them?

The moderators should do something about this abeg.

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Investment / Re: Bad News For Guiders As MMM Announces New Strategy by caesaraba(m): 8:31am On Feb 23, 2017
Lol. MMM! Never under-estimate a gathering of fools, in large numbers.

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Family / Re: My Wife Masturbates, I Caught My Daughter Masturbating 3 Times – Man Tells Court by caesaraba(m): 5:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Blood of Whizkid!
That is a highly cucumbated household.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo Presides Over Federal Executive Council Meeting In Abuja by caesaraba(m): 2:19pm On Feb 22, 2017
Lol! I don't understand. Was Atiku supposed to?


We all know the president is not yet back.
Politics / Re: 16 Power Turbines Now Functional, As Generation Hits 4652.70 MW by caesaraba(m): 7:37am On Feb 21, 2017
Feeling the impact over here. We've had light non-stop for over 48 hours here.

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Politics / Re: PDP Governors Meet At Fayose's Lodge In Ekiti (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 3:27pm On Feb 20, 2017
"His meeting?"
Properties / Re: Estimated Cost Of Laying Foundation For A 1 Storeyed Building by caesaraba(m): 1:40pm On Feb 20, 2017
wolexanda:
Am a professional builder. If is on a plot of land and a wing of story building just on a low land can cost you 1.5m while it can cost you 1m on high level while 2wings on low level can cost you 3m while 2wings on high level can cost you 2m.you can call my number to view location for inspection 08098786893.
Hi, are your factoring in the current prices of steel reinforcement, cement and Labour? If yes, please break it down let's see.
Religion / Re: Help! I Now Have Zero Interest In Religious Activites by caesaraba(m): 4:31pm On Feb 19, 2017
Congrats mehn. You just gained what many more people need.

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Romance / Re: Is This A Camel Toe,hippopo-toe-mus Or Toe Toe by caesaraba(m): 4:14pm On Feb 17, 2017
That's elephant toe.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Buys Her Son, Jamil An Expensive Toy Car As He Happily Drives Around by caesaraba(m): 1:03pm On Feb 17, 2017
annnikky:

One day they'll post where olamide or davido is pooing in d toilet n it'll land on fp undecided


I just tire. Haba.

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