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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Threatens Bloggers by caesaraba(m): 3:52pm On May 12, 2015
Igbo smoking no good o. How does a celebrity threaten to beat up a blogger?
RomanceRe: Are You Dating A Girl Or A Woman? *signs* by caesaraba(m): 12:09pm On May 10, 2015
pcguru1:
I don't bother myself with such babes unless i want to hit, infact i go dey happy say i know the kind person she be. girls like comfort but then again who no like comfort. na why i no dey give myself headache about girls, na only my female friends i dey give honour to.
Yeah, na so e be. It's old news now.
RomanceRe: Are You Dating A Girl Or A Woman? *signs* by caesaraba(m): 11:55am On May 10, 2015
pcguru1:
unless you guys are married i don't see how that's a big deal, i'd obviously attend a party if i wanted to, esp if the other doesn't want to come along, if she's your fiancee then that's another story if not, i don't see no biggy in that to be honest. also caesaraba yeah that thing dey pain person. but such is life though.
Honestly it was a big deal for me. No be say na random guy. Na d very guy wey dy toast am since (guess I left that part out). Epic big deal bro especially when you know his aim is to hit ASAP.
RomanceRe: Are You Dating A Girl Or A Woman? *signs* by caesaraba(m): 11:29am On May 10, 2015
searider:
Op, you just made me realized am dating a girl. It is only a girl that would leave her man at home in the name of going to a birthday party with her friends.

I am nt talking about just party but a night party. She just came back this morning while I was alone at home all night.

This is a real life story no be joke.
I feel you bro. Let me give you a personal story. Mine was worse sef a few years back in Uni days. A banker was going to take her and her friends to the club and since I no get motor back then, all my protestations fell on deaf ears. See how I lie down dy imagine how another person dy flex my babe. Didn't take two years for me to get on the right track and d moment pepper begin rest small small, I dumped her sorry ass, deleted her number and blocked her on fb. 2 years after out of the blue, I got a call from her just two weeks ago and another one last week. Guess what, she wan mend fences. Fence on top which plot? Land wey I don sell tey tey. Don't worry, bro. In the end, we are always the winners. Stay strong.
RomanceRe: Are You Dating A Girl Or A Woman? *signs* by caesaraba(m): 9:49am On May 10, 2015
Girls don't know how to hold a stimulating conversation
Most girls are awful at holding
conversations. They aren’t up-to-date on global affairs. They don’t have any intellectual hobbies or interests. And their opinions aren’t really their own, but are the opinions of others they heard and took as their own. Girls are boring. Women are fascinating.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 9:17pm On May 09, 2015
tosibe:
400,000k is not too much. do u know much federal government is paying immigration and custom as furniture allowance after training.ordinary constable of police is collecting 250k after training as furniture allowance not talk of the whole Faan. cool your mind my fellow Faan staff God has taken us to a greater place already.
I like this jaree!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 8:14pm On May 09, 2015
olumite2014:
Did you think FG can pay up to that,may be the 400,0000 the person told you will be for all the 500 candidate to share.
FAAN is an Authority. It generates it`s own income and foots all it bills before remitting profit to the FG. If FAAN has the constitutional mandate to do absolutely anything it wants. So it`s not actually up to the FG as your salary doesn't directly from them.
Car TalkRe: Automatic Transmission: Do Their Benefits Outweigh Their Issues? by caesaraba(m): 7:58pm On May 09, 2015
Kashif:
Interesting thread.

No doubt, manual trans are more durable than autos. No matter how you pamper your auto trans, it goes into coma one day. Many factors contribute to auto transmission failure. An auto transmission in Enugu will outlive one in Lagos.

We are still helpless in Naija, when it comes to auto transmission repairs.
Honestly, thank God I stumbled onto this thread today. I love the insight offered by ogas Siena and Ikenna351 respectively. Have been considering ditching my manual for an auto but this has given me enough reasons stick to manual. Pls @ Ikenna351, I presently have VW Golf 3 and would love to switch to Peugot 307 manual (I love ``small-body cars``). Any insights as to cost of maintenance would help sir since the Golf is very low maintenance. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 7:14pm On May 09, 2015
tosibe:
After the training they will give furniture allowances. I heard is up to #400,000k
Did you hear this from a FAAN staff or a different source?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 1:52pm On May 09, 2015
olumite2014:
Please who have an idea of the salary scale for FAAN and how the post we apply for will be converted to level
I don't know the exact scale but the level of the post you applied for was stated from the beginning. GL 08 = Grade level 8, GL 06= Grade level 6 and so on. E.g: DMOII (GL -08).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 1:11pm On May 09, 2015
ukeme200:
I am sure they'll accommodate us during the training period in Lagos. They hv a very big training skul here in Lagos. They should not just delay us
Abi? Makes sense. After training comes posting sha. I don't think the delay will exceed 2 weeks max.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 12:58pm On May 09, 2015
ukeme200:
FAAN should not allow us stay at home for too long again. Happy weekend to my new colleagues in FAAN. Any info as per what to do while waiting for documentationhuh?
E no pass to begin gather start-up money na. Accommodation incase you're posted away from your location, wardrobe upgrade, etc. Basically to prepare for relocation cos the free time left started running-out once that list was released.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 5:58pm On May 08, 2015
falaye75:
Faan recruitment is rubbish. They only shortlisted less than five hundred out of thousands. If I had known I would not have applied. Wasting my time and money
Sorry you weren't selected. There better things ahead for you bro. Is the recruitment rubbish? No way. Whether there's just one opening in a federal institution, thousands of people will apply. It's normal. FAAN just gave everyone an opportunity to have a shot and as you can see from the testimonies of those from this thread, the process was far better than others. Remember the whole hype started when certain people started giving false hope to others that over 3000 people were to be employed else people wouldn't have been this crest-fallen.

Do you know that Nigerian Customs just employed a lot of people last week without even a single advert? Everything done in-house and termed as replacement. Kudos to FAAN for keeping this one open.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 4:16pm On May 08, 2015
iamkim7:
Please people let's know how many people were shortlisted and still got sms to take the aptitude test again. Cos I raised this issue before and it seems the concessors was that there was no need for those shortlisted to take another aptitude test. But it seems some of us are getting sms to take it again.
I think this is a conundrum we need to unravel.
People let's try and get this sorted out so nobody gets misinformed.
Haba! You don`t need to write once you`ve been shortlisted. What you should be doing now is getting your stuff in order so that once contacted you`ll go to HQ for documentation and posting. Nothing complicating there.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by caesaraba(m): 4:00pm On May 08, 2015
babswalter:
are those shortlisted are going to partake in another aptitude test?[color=#006600][/color]
No. Those shortlisted have been employed.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 12:34pm On May 08, 2015
Monalisa1:
I submitted hard copy. I did d online test b4. Am surprised am getn anoda online test sms. Test to b done 2day frm 8am-6pm
were you selected for interview? Were you selected for employment? If not? Then it`s another opportunity for you o. Congrats. Try and write it.
PoliticsRe: Why We Published Ayo Fayose’ S ‘ Death’ Advert On Buhari – The Sun by caesaraba(m): 11:50am On May 08, 2015
hehehe! Na who ask una to explain? All of you both on the social/print media who left campaign issues aside to instead focus on casting aspersions on the person of Gen. Buhari indirectly did 45% of his campaigning for him. If I were the man, I`d call you guys out and give you awards for excellence. All the Ichidodos, Barcanistas, tits and the rest of the flip-mode squad who were blasting the guy instead of selling GEJ to people, deserve awards from the APC. Cos it sure made ordinary citizens empathize with the man Buhari and therefore raised votes for him. No need for any explanation from The SUN.
AutosRe: SOLD RIDE!!!2007 Toyota Solara SE well Maintained For Sale by caesaraba(m): 11:28am On May 08, 2015
edoyad:
Why should they call when there's no price , are you an NL learner ?
Where are engine pics self ?
grin Obviously.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 7:44am On May 08, 2015
piscesgem:
Same here dont know a single soul in faan, infact even my collegue who pushed and pushed me to apply, he has people in faan his father retired from fire department in faan, couldn't write aptitude

So happy Nigeria is working, atleast am a testimony that i got a fed work based purely on merit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FAAN Recruitment 2015 Selection List Released by caesaraba(m): 2:46pm On May 07, 2015
ukeme200:
As I don get FAAN job, na God win.
#Godwin cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 9:58am On May 07, 2015
tosibe:
Lord you count me among the luckiest people.God I give glory to u.
Congratulations!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 9:55am On May 07, 2015
informato:
u dont seem to understand...everyone who took the test has a unique ID,we agree...BUT THE POINT IS '' those two people from my state whose names are in the final list were not invited for PFT and interview ''...is it dat difficult to understand...i applied for SO II akwa ibom state...pls prove me wrong...if PFT is 15% and interview is 50%...how their names take come enta there wihtout 65%....wat pains me most is that '' not one of the 10 of us invited to enugu was shortlisted this morning ''
So they weren`t invited for both? Well, that one pass me sha. Anyhow, #Godwin. There`s always something better ahead.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 9:44am On May 07, 2015
olisaemeka777:
[size=16pt]HOW COME NAMES OF THOSE IN THE FINAL LIST (SO II) WERE NOT ON THE LIST OF THOSE SHORTLISTED FOR THE PFT/INTERVIEW? CAN'T WE SEE SOME FRAUD HERE!!! [/size]
Sorry bro. Check the numbers attached to the shortlisted names. Those are the reg numbers na. Calm down.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 9:08am On May 07, 2015
ukeme200:
Wow!!!! So I am now a federal staff. God is faithful. Since my name is out, let me trek from Lagos to Abuja to meet with president Jonathan. grin grin grin
tchidi:
Jesus!!!!!! You are faithful!!! cheesy
See my colleagues na. Congrats jare.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 8:18am On May 07, 2015
Thank you FAAN!!! Gracias Deo!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by caesaraba(m): 1:42pm On May 05, 2015
hmmm
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Stars Pay Tributes To Bunor by caesaraba(m): 7:48pm On May 03, 2015
Rest in peace sir. I loved watching your movies.
AutosRe: SOLD RIDE!!!2007 Toyota Solara SE well Maintained For Sale by caesaraba(m): 3:10pm On May 03, 2015
How much?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by caesaraba(m): 3:55am On May 03, 2015
skaymini:
D fight nah fluke.. Is bn delay cos people didn't turn up as ws expected @ d venue. They ar stil showin amateur fighter.. Useless fight
For real?
FamilyRe: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by caesaraba(m): 9:26pm On May 02, 2015
babygirlfl:
Yes dear. My honeymoon phase must have lasted over a half a decade then grin
Tell `em joor!
FamilyRe: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by caesaraba(m): 9:15pm On May 02, 2015
einsteino:
Best reply. instead of her to just come clean and tell us her mum was abused by her father, she dey here dey misyarn. Many people are not living their dreams because they are living their fears. i don't listen to all the trash of no perfect woman.. am like oh yeah my wife aint gon be a perfect woman, she is going to be a female martian in that case... eh gals of nowadays have a heart of stone, am like oh yeah her heart would be the finest gem i ever picked then.

for me, most of life's curses could be gifts if we are determined. to keep living your fears
Best post I read on this thread. Thumbs up.

Unfortunately, some lady is going to come here, read this up and go home to start ruining an almost perfect relationship/marriage cos it doesn`t checkout 10/10 with the OP`s list.
You`ve got to realize at some point that there`s lots of frustrated people online (same old monikers on this thread for example) and swallowing everything you read hook, line and sinker especially from nairaland to apply in your personal life almost always spells disaster. The world is full of gross imperfections, you`ve just gotta make the best of what you`ve got and quietly carve out your haven amidst the chaos and live the life you`ve always dreamed of.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Nigerians Gear Up For Showdown Against Buhari by caesaraba(m): 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2015
picture of them gearing up or ...

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