₦airaland Forum

Thread followed. Impressive. I'll definitely patronize you jare.

gabrielmotors:
Nairaland shouldn't be turned to olx

Very very important point. I remember 2 years ago when I purchased my cars to startup a biz, I didn't even think twice before rushing to the autos section to interact with dealers some of who I finally got to meet and do biz with when I got to Lagos. That's how much integrity this section has. It will be very good if it continues to stay that way.

acidtalk:
With the way about 99.9% of topics in the Romance sector centers on Sex and Sex related topics which majority of them eventually make Front Page, I feel so sorry for our youths of today and generation yet unborn.

What is wrong with Nairaland organizing a Short Story (fiction) competition, Poem competition, History and Event Quiz competition, IQ / knowledge based riddles.

Bring more mature topics from Family, Culture, and Food sections?


Anyway, as I don talk this one ban na im sure pass as they always do.


What concerns a DEPENDENT boy or girl with having a relationship when majority of them can't even have a proper written and spoken communication.

Later they expect the government to bring jobs to their houses.

Expect the dullards on heat (the so-called Romancelanders) to bite your behind for this. Sadly, in the battle for the soul of NL FP, idiocy has won by a wide margin.

francizy:
OP, well, I don't think your husband still loves you tho.. This is because he knew all these and decided to marry you. Why didn't he quit initially? Also, if you're slack and he can't make the best of that size then he's not good enough at sex. Another thing is, when some guys wanna start patronizing the anûs, they will always wanna come up with silly excuses like that. I wouldn't say you divorce him but it's good to know the kind of man you're with. Wish you the best..

"... If he can't make the best of that size then he's not good enough at sex." Kai! I wish I could meet you face to face and buy u a trailer load of Orijin!

@OP, read this post I just quoted and hope it makes u feel a bit better.

@OP's nairalander husband, you better get your head out of your arse and start thinking of how to spice up your sex life. One thing I've gotten to know from experience is that in a few years, ALL men who treat their wives like sh*t get to live the rest of their lives trying to make it up and by then, almost no-one seems to care anymore. Imagine this man o! I'm all for the nairaland gra-gra but when it comes to serious relationships/marriage, no one party should disrespect the other in a manner as low as this. So OP's husband, I hope you get to read my comment. I dy vex. Make light come make I type more sef. This phone dy pain my hand.

abumeinben:
MC5....data sipper

Lol. Abi o!

I just want to be left alone this morning! *goes back to playing MC5*

No pictures?

yokka:
Hahahahahah, bros no vex abeg na typo.

No yawa jaré.

This guy is really smart abeg. He has put a picture of a Toyota Picnic and called it Matrix. The moment you contact him you'd have confirmed yourself as an authentic olodo who can't differentiate between both cars, thereby boosting his scamming confidence. Smart move, but dem go soon catch you. Then you'll realize you are the bigger fool.

yokka:
You just said my mind, Getting married to an enlarged picture and thinking it Love. mtcheew.

Haba! Be putting the 's' na! Eh! That thing dy pain eye abeg. Haba!!!!!!!

Thebachelor:
Damn!!! She's so beautiful. If only the universe can take the whole of Tonto Dike and exchange her with just a leg for this marvellous design of nature on my screen.

Lmao!

cc: Seun, Chelseabmw, Pafestula, Lalasticlala

Lol. Nigerian bloggers? Yes they can. Unfortunately, a lot of them do not realize this.

Get a foreign boyfriend

Get a foreign girlfriend.

Hehe. Expecting some dolts to come here and start running their mouths on what they weren't asked about now.

That number 5 ehn. I had to just end it abeg.

One has to contend with a few of the traits on the list as it might be quite hard to find a lady without at least one of those traits (they are human afterall). But number 5? Noooooooo. It'll just kill your self esteem if you keep such a person around.

infinityandzero:
yet time and again you commit a fallacy ad hominem, imbibed with circulus indemostrando. in response to your argumentum ad lapiem, I shall lay bare your ignorance with a simple syllogism.

Warris that?!!

Not in the life. The next? Not so sure.

ROTFWL! Why not Sambisa sef?


Pls before you go for this job, kindly [size=30pt]Donate one of your kidneys to those who are in dire need of a transplant. It's possible you won't be needing any of your organs after 2 weeks. God bless you as you do so. Thanks.[/size]