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Politics / Re: Army Invades Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia Again With Armoured Tankers (Video) by caesaraba(m): 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2017
joseph6071:
''Nigerian Army Are At It Again They Are Currently Trying To
Assassinate Nnamdi Kanu As We Speak, They Have
Surrounded His House With 15 War Armored Tankers, Please
Share The Video So The International Community Will See
What Is Happening'' - Somto Okonkwo Cries Out
see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GuC0w7iJbk



Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/breakingvideo-nigerian-army-invade-kanus-home-lay-siege-armoured-tanker/

Hahahahahahahahahahahah! Lwtmb @ "international community.”

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Crime / Re: Director In Lagos Ministry Of Youths Commits Suicide by caesaraba(m): 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2017
...and his watch has ended. Rest on sir. E been tire you so you pullout.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Storm Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia (Photos) by caesaraba(m): 6:55am On Sep 11, 2017
paBuhari:
Amnesty Int, UN, ICC take note.

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya: Bishop Oyedepo Is My Role Model, Older Woman Used Me As Intimacy Gadget by caesaraba(m): 2:52pm On Sep 10, 2017
Lol. Anything for publicity.
Romance / Re: “my B0.0bs Are Real, I Was Born This Way And I Will Remain This Way”- Roman God by caesaraba(m): 8:26am On Sep 07, 2017
No ma'am! They won't remain that way. Age is going to set in and then comes the sag.
Romance / Re: I Can't Date Any Lady That Earns Less Than N200K - Nigerian Man by caesaraba(m): 1:39pm On Sep 05, 2017
Cinderella5:
We are in a cursed generation where men no longer want to perform their responsibility of taking care of their wives, big shame.

Nope! Not a cursed generation. He's talking about dating, not marriage. Why is that so hard for most of you to differentiate? Your boyfriend ain't your husband or father. If you give him SEX (as if that's a favour) and expect money in return, you are a PROSTÎTUTE! Simple.

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Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by caesaraba(m): 11:51am On Sep 05, 2017
falconey:

Don't you hoes save? you'd make lot of cash while single hoeing around.

hypothetically,from age 15-24(9years) a typical naija babe starts hoeing, please ladies should learn to save afterall he didn't meet you a flower.

Exactly. You'd expect them to save but no! They still broke when they meet Mr. Right.
Romance / Re: I Can't Date Any Lady That Earns Less Than N200K - Nigerian Man by caesaraba(m): 11:33am On Sep 05, 2017
Lol! Dude's probably tired of dating one liability after another while watching his friends sail smoothly. He's learnt a lesson or two probably. Some of these folks you have to buy EVEN sanitary towels for while the ONLY thing they bring to the table is sex... and a shît-load of problems.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Take Over Isigate In Umuahia Following Clash With IPOB Members. Photos by caesaraba(m): 6:44am On Sep 05, 2017
Aufbauh:
Ipob always craving the attention of UN, ICC, Amnesty Int'l and Co by instigating unwarranted provocation as if these organizations can actually dictate for our sovereignty.

...and that is what cracks me up every time.

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Romance / Re: Shy Bride Refuses To Kiss Groom At The Altar In Port Harcourt. Photo by caesaraba(m): 2:54pm On Sep 02, 2017
Tolexander:
And all na lie.

I'm quite sure that she must have done worse that the kissing in her closet and oza room.

Some "holy Mary" with their hypocrisy.

See the groom acting as if he has been waiting for that opportunity to come

No mind am. After him don already brutalize the Congo!
Culture / Re: I Removed 800-year-old Palace Deity As I’m Above Idols –oluwo Of Iwo by caesaraba(m): 1:43pm On Sep 02, 2017
Not cool

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Politics / Re: Boris Johnson Visits Nigerian Navy's Unity Ship At Victoria Island. Photos by caesaraba(m): 7:24am On Sep 01, 2017
free2ryhme:


na so dem tell you nah


grin grin grin

He's right actually. It was acquired brand-new from China where it was built specifically for the Nigerian navy. It's a matter of public record.
Politics / Re: Northwest, Northeast Top Bribery Prevalence Rate In Nigeria- NBS by caesaraba(m): 9:55am On Aug 18, 2017
Jacobx007:

What do you mean by we control every arm of Govt? Was OBJ not in power for 8 years? Is he a northerner? How many years was Jonathan in power? I voted for his joint ticket wit Yar'adua and for him in 2011. So what are you talking abt? Who even want to stay in the same country wit you? What is so special abt you?

You'd think he/she'll reason but guy, you are on Nairaland. It is mostly peopled by frustrated ne'er-do-wells. They'll blame you for everything even if you don't fall either side of the ”Igbo/Afonja” divide. Don't take it personal.

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Politics / Re: Northwest, Northeast Top Bribery Prevalence Rate In Nigeria- NBS by caesaraba(m): 9:45am On Aug 18, 2017
Titto93:
Everyone knows North tops in all negative things in Nigeria;
Terrorism
Child abuse
Murder
Illiteracy
underdevelopment
Suffering
Poverty
Corruption
Bribery
Deceit, Lies and so on...
.

Don't forget they also provide the largest percentage of the food in the country, are an integral part of the engine room of the country, business and politically savvy, United, etc etc. It's not all bad
Agriculture / Re: Local Rice Production Hits 15m Tonnes by caesaraba(m): 8:22am On Aug 17, 2017
ozoemenaca:
Story Story Story, How many of you believing this trash has eaten the supposed local rice for the past six months, its still the imported rice we see every where, so why deceiving the masses

Speak for yourself. I can't remember when last I bought a bag of imported rice.

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Agriculture / Re: Local Rice Production Hits 15m Tonnes by caesaraba(m): 8:12am On Aug 17, 2017
jericco1:

nah...I will pass

Stone-free isn't different really. It's polished, milled and bagged by high-tech rice production companies like Olam (An Indian coy based in Nigeria and Miva rice etal). If you took one bag of Mama Pride or Miva Rice across the border, it'd also be referred to as foreign rice.

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Agriculture / Re: Local Rice Production Hits 15m Tonnes by caesaraba(m): 8:02am On Aug 17, 2017
jericco1:
With time the price will come down.

It is going down gradually. If you are expecting a price crash, na O.Y.O things o. cheesy

Buy stone-free.
Religion / Re: Aloysius Ikegwuonwu Bishop Reacts To Ozubulu Catholic Church Killings by caesaraba(m): 11:03am On Aug 09, 2017
akpamuomenka:


Before displaying your St.p.d.ty Pls answer this question;

Is it possible for his business partners to invade the church, kill people and reveal their identities and reasons for their actions?.

Of course yes especially whenever violence is gang -related, the reasons for actions are a lot of times made known especially if the intent is to send a message. Examples of such acts are littered all-over news articles worldwide. Google is your friend. This isn't new in other drug/gang infested areas of the world like Mexico, Guatemala, etc. If the rise in the Nigerian drug trade continues, such incidents are to be expected.

I have tried to explain my stupidity but I can bet with my left nut that it will not make sense to you because:

1. You probably think I'm Yoruba since Nairaland is only used by Igbos and Yoruba people (in your school of thought).
2. You are on a mission to spill blood on Nairaland (E-war)
3. There's a worldwide conspiracy against you and as such, in every situation, you must be the victim.

So, the first part of my explanation isn't for you because I strongly doubt that you have the capability to reason logically at this time cos all you see right now is blood in your eyes.
Have a nice day.

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Religion / Re: Aloysius Ikegwuonwu Bishop Reacts To Ozubulu Catholic Church Killings by caesaraba(m): 9:18am On Aug 09, 2017
saintandsinnerz:

His real name is Alloysius Ikegwuonu, now you have all you need to do what you threatened and if I don't see it here on Nairaland, then the joke will be on you for just being an internet lion grin grin

Lol! Suddenly, because of the second comment on this thread we now have staunch pro-Bishop supporters ready to take bullets for the guy on Nairaland. Wish you guys were present in the church to replace those poor innocent souls.

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Religion / Re: Aloysius Ikegwuonwu Bishop Reacts To Ozubulu Catholic Church Killings by caesaraba(m): 9:15am On Aug 09, 2017
backtosender:
Look this massacre is well planned,is the hand work of of biafran enemies...... why will an ozubulu man hired assassin to kill his people in the church does that make sense?an eye witness account said that the killer came into the church backed the worshipers and started shooting at the alter people was trying to escape from the church through the door and windows gun men surrounded the church and start shooting people dead please is that how assassins work?do they think igbos are dumb? this is how they kill Christians in the north is the same style.....nigeria is evil and that evil must die

Typical victim mentality.

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Smuggled Suvs Worth N1.374billion Intercepted By Nigeria Customs. by caesaraba(m): 9:05am On Aug 09, 2017
goodmorning40:
Useless country
It is only how to enslave and impoverish her citizens that they are good at
Look at somebody's hard earned money,
Look at the imported goods that would add meaning to people's lives

Open the borders Nigerians are hungry

A classic case of failed parenting. Who the hell keeps giving birth to such children?!!

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Phones / Re: Base Stations Are Not Harmful To Humans, Says NCC To Nigerians by caesaraba(m): 7:44am On Aug 08, 2017
Na so. But my small handset can cause me issues if I keep it close to the bed and sleep abi? NCC chairman, Glo mast fall on you! Ehen, that even is another hazard of siting masts near residential homes.

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Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With 2million Naira. by caesaraba(m): 9:21pm On Aug 07, 2017
Immaculatesnow:


You call me a scammer, for given you a good advice, may I ask this question, who On Nairaland can come out and say my name has scammed him or her, it is like you do not know who I am yet, I pity your post, FYI no scammer uses his real name are his moniker, No scammer uses his real picture on his dp, No scammer leaves his real branded email or facebook twitter youtube accounts on his profile, so BIG GOAT Never in your foolish life call me a scammer if you cannot pay for legit info.

Mehn, you sound really bitter and desperate. Na wa o.

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Politics / Re: Audio & Transcript Of Anti-Igbo Song In Hausa Language Now In Circulation by caesaraba(m): 10:05am On Aug 06, 2017
julietm123:

Zip it abeg.yorubads av not been spreading hate speech abi.

Lol. This one thinks I'm Yoruba already. How did I even descend to interacting with some of you? Pity. No vex abeg, look for your types and jaw-jaw with.
Car Talk / Re: Why You Shouldn't Repaint That Car by caesaraba(m): 7:56am On Aug 06, 2017
Thank you OP! I am going to repaint my car this week. Coman beat me.

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Politics / Re: Audio & Transcript Of Anti-Igbo Song In Hausa Language Now In Circulation by caesaraba(m): 7:46am On Aug 06, 2017
eagleeye2:

This time around, igbos won't be sitting ducks.

They weren't sitting ducks last time out either. I pray all of you get this war whose drum you have been beating for quite a while on the Internet. We told y'all so. You should pray for it to be a full scale war really else it will be just a case of a a few innocent families resident in the north been used as scapegoats and the police/army stepping in to quell it before it escalates. I do hope Kanu is also preparing hardware. It'll be interesting to watch. Y'all started with the hate speeches and now both of you are singing the same song. Hate to say we told y'all so. Sadly, it is now impossible to have a civil conversation online with anyone who's ibo on this topic without with them hauling insults and threats at the very first reply.

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Destroys Hushpuppi In Fresh Attack (pic) by caesaraba(m): 6:19am On Aug 05, 2017
Two pictures.

On the left : A star who looks quite comfortable reaping the fruits of his Labour (brain says I want that too). E clear. I can explain it.

On the right: Somebody sitting and posing with a couple of (ladies?) handbags. The reason for that isn't quite clear to me. Is he a model? Salesman or what? His name is known, however, I don't know what he does for a living. This one no clear at all.

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Autos / Re: 2007 Honda Civic (manual Drive) by caesaraba(m): 3:16am On Aug 05, 2017
Osahon7:

Thanks sir! Am a student so i intend to be driving it to and fro class! Will 12k per month car budget be enough to maintain the car?

That depends on usage. If it's from the house to the school, the most part/all of any money you budget will go for fuel only. 12K/4 = 3K fuel per week which translates to 20 liters per week. That should work.
Autos / Re: 2007 Honda Civic (manual Drive) by caesaraba(m): 2:54am On Aug 05, 2017
Osahon7:

Are honda civics expensive to maintain or its just this particular year?
Am buying a 2005 honda civic next month!
Thanks

No they aren't. I have a 2004 coupe.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by caesaraba(m): 9:28pm On Aug 04, 2017
Fm4real06:

This is a cool write up. It seems most of the banks are now discouraging customers from investing in Tbills.
There is something i still dont understand, cant Fedgovt do something to stop them from discouraging their customers since the fed govt is in need of our money?
Uptill now my bankers in the branch i opened my TB are not happy with me. Is it by force to do FD?

Actually, my friend who works with Union Bank informed me that the current instruction from HQ was that if anyone bids for T-Bills, the bank will offer the same rate for fixed deposit and offer to convert T-Bill to FD.

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