Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:40pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
northbird: Seriously, I still wonder why the apps can't display the riders destination before accepting a trip.
That way cancellations will b minimal, you got 15 secs to decide whether you are going to a place or not.
Infact riders will have reduced wait time. Cos whoever accepts the trip is already aware of where he is going. So no need of cancellation after accepting.
And the e companies can now profile the destinations mostly avoided by drivers n place their ' bonuses' on such areas to drive up acceptance rates.
That way everybody wins : the company, the driver, the rider. Good idea. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:38pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
teeebest: Hi Ehailers, I started this biz recently and I only do weekends for now. This fare adjustment on Uber happens to me almost every weekend. On Saturday, I took a rider from Magodo to Isolo at 2300. Just for me to get a message that the fare has been reviewed to 1760. Na like this una dey do am?
2. Is there a way to integrate Google map into that uber map. Uber map is so annoying and confusing for me. Fraudulent rider, you can get you money back |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:29pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
GAZZUZZ: pointless, the man was clearly intoxicated. All you had to do was be nice and leave. Hope you will not be begging last last when the charges are read . Ogbunigwe2018: Charges for what For the hotslap or the uppercut?
Charges my butt. What I did was constitutional, it's called SELF DEFENCE See Section 64 of the Nigerian Penal Code. Under Section 60 (a) of the Nigerian Penal Code, every person has a right to defend his own body, and the body of any other person against any offence affecting the human body. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 7:41pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
MrDraey: Good morning people, Please I am on a verge of going into this business here in Abuja.
However, I am new in town. From enquiry and all I have read here, with the business being saturated, I really need you guys' advise.
Tired of my 9-5job (pays less than 80k) which I want to quit and I have a Honda civic 2010 model at my disposal for HP.
Please guys, I urgently need your raw advise Abort mission! I repeat, ABORT MISSION! MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! Over and out! |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 7:35pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.
When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.
the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.
The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.
This work needs some kinda madness! |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 7:29pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
tol8u: See ehn, some riders are deliberately unfortunate , last month, some guy requested Uber to pick a babe from unilag to Olowora on 1.7x surge, normally I don’t even go to Olowora, na because of the surge I go. Immediately I dropped the babe at his house and ended trip, I just got notified, gate review 4K + went down to 2500- I’m likeWTF- I messaged UBER straight, they reversed the adjustment and I was just wondering - did the idiot not know there was a surge before requesting, I resisted to urge to text him and tell him he was a grade A fraud. One hungry looking young woman on suite tried that shit with me, after telling me the routes to take, at the end of the trip the money was high (from Ikoyi to Lekki via alternative route)I did the same thing and Uber reversed my money instantly. Criminals everywhere. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 6:43pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Cooladex: Pls what brand of 5w30 synthetic oil is good for a matrix? And also affordable tho. Visit any ENYO service station, they stock uS castrol |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:51am On Oct 17, 2019 |
AntiBrutus: See this one, the only thing that is a fact is that you ain't even worth my time. Are you not Fabiano again? When no be say I dey live my life backwards! Toor!!!
No, I am not. That is love-play for Izzôu only, before you use your calabarprick on me. Have a nice day...  Blood of jehu |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:46am On Oct 17, 2019 |
AntiBrutus: [s][/s]
Nothing is too childish for this "forum", I have seen worse discussed here. Permit me to cancel this horsepoo and leave it for LAWMA. I'm sure you're not planning to give me uppercut too? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:40am On Oct 17, 2019 |
@ ornicus
@ Izzou
@ AntiBrutus
Please this arguments and explanations are too childish for this forum. I'm sure you have reported the driver? But if you've not please do, as a meter of fact report him to the following - UBER - BOLT - FSARS - EFCC - LASTMA - FRSC - LASEMA - NEPA
SO THAT PEACE WILL REIGN
N/B our elders are watching us from ........
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 2:27am On Oct 17, 2019 |
ornicus: How does one report irresponsible drivers? This driver started saying we should go off Uber because he claimed the road is bad. Let it go, forget it please. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 2:13pm On Oct 16, 2019 |
lin3r2: Thank you very much for this. Please how do I go about it? Contact the moniker >>> computerglobal |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 2:02pm On Oct 16, 2019 |
ediku208: Can a toyota muscle V6 engine be used for uber for 20k rental ?? Do you have any, I'm interested |
Autos › Re: The Hondajet Elite by calabardick(op): 4:48pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Lavatory
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Autos › Re: The Hondajet Elite by calabardick(op): 4:31pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
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Autos › Re: The Hondajet Elite by calabardick(op): 4:30pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
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Autos › Re: The Hondajet Elite by calabardick(op): 4:27pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
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Autos › The Hondajet Elite by calabardick(op): 4:15pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Lots of people identify Honda with their automobiles, Honda is more than just automobile, they have a business jet.
After the jet was certified in December 2015, Honda engineers started to work on the improved HondaJet Elite, with an expanded performance envelope, improved interior and updated flight deck. Range is 1,437 nmi (2,661 km) with an auxiliary fuel tank and aerodynamic improvements. The horizontal stabilizer tips are extended slightly and hinge gaps tightened up, allowing energized flow over the stabilizer without its vortex generators. The type certificate was amended by the FAA on 2 May 2018, and soon followed by EASA.
In May 2018, 30 months after the introduction, the $5.2 million (as of 2018) HondaJet Elite was revealed before delivery began in August. Its elevator authority is increased to reduce its takeoff roll by 400 ft (120 m), reducing the Cessna Citation M2's range and take-off advantages. A new engine inlet reduces vibration and cabin noise, the lavatory receives a belted seat allowing a fifth passenger even with a galley and the Garmin G3000-based flight deck gets computed take-off distance and stability/angle of attack protection.
Its payload is increased by over 200 lb (91 kg): 107 pounds (49 kg) from the empty weight reduction and 100 pounds (45 kg) from an increased maximum takeoff weight while 16 US gal (61 l) more of fuel tank fill unused space in the aft fuselage. Honda began deliveries on August 7, 2018. The upgrades are retrofitable for $250,000, including software updates and a 45 kg (100 lb) MTOW increase and take-off run reduction by 135 m (443 ft) to 1,064m thanks to a few inches span extension of the horizontal tailplane, removal of wing fences and vortex generators. At a weight of 9,500 lb (4,300 kg) and ISA+3°C, the HondaJet Elite cruises at Mach 0.676 or 390 kn (720 km/h) TAS, while burning 570 lb (260 kg) per hour, better than book predictions.
General characteristics
Crew: 2 Capacity: 6 passengers Length: 42 ft 7 in (12.99 m) Wingspan: 39 ft 9 in (12.12 m) Height: 14 ft 11 in (4.54 m) Max takeoff weight: 10,701 lb (4,854 kg) [77] Powerplant: 2 × GE Honda HF120 turbofan
Performance Cruise speed: 486 mph (782 km/h, 422 kn) FL300 Range: 1,653 mi (2,661 km, 1,437 nmi) NBAA IFR Range with 4 occupants Service ceiling: 43,000 ft (13,000 m)
Cost $4.5m
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Romance › Re: Tired Of Heart Break, Should I Just Forget About Her? by calabardick(m): 2:34pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Avast: What do you want to end when you haven't started anything. You guys are not in relationship so why stressing yourself. Why not allow that boy wallow in his ignorance? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Prostitute House As Wedding Gift by calabardick(m): 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Customs Hands Over 6 Mine-resistant Military Vehicles To US Govt (Pic) by calabardick(m): 2:25pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
saucecoder: This is a well-crafted diplomatic way of saying 'Thank you, but no thanks'.  I swear, the foolishness which the Nigerian masses suffer from is not far from the leaders.
The US just basically said, hey Nigeria, we knew about the vehicles. In fact we sent the vehicles to Niger on a security mission, we are the goddamn United States of America. Did you think we would not know if our military vehicles were missing? You really did not have to intercept them because they were not being smuggled, but now that you did, we will just use our military aircraft to transport them to Niger, the same place they were heading to before you 'intercepted them'. 
And the idiots stood and took photos with the same woman who just gave them diplomatic uppercut in the form of a well-crafted insult. Kai A very useless leaders. Those that voted buhari into power will not know peace |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Customs Hands Over 6 Mine-resistant Military Vehicles To US Govt (Pic) by calabardick(m): 2:21pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Pennyways: amadioha strike ur head My grandpa said there's nothing like amdioha. The blind deity crash landed at okija and broke his spinal cord. |
Politics › Re: Sabo Nanono: There Is No Hunger In Nigeria – FG by calabardick(m): 2:15pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Imagine who is a minister in a country fill with youths. See the ancestral creature spewing trash. |
Politics › Re: John Nnanyerem Aguiyi Is Dead: General Aguiyi Ironsi's Son Dies by calabardick(m): 12:35pm On Oct 15, 2019 |
Prompto: No peace for the wicked as this lunatic truncated the democracy n regionalism that fuel the growth of Nigeria to become giant of Africa so must his entire lineage be truncated one by one. A piece of advice
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Crime › Re: Torture Centre In Daura With 300 Inmates Discovered By Police by calabardick(m): 11:20am On Oct 15, 2019 |
Scatterscatter: Now I see why Buhari is bent on turning Nigeria to a National torture center with 180million inmates  He will never die well |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 2:54pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
Mjosh1000: Ogas in d house pls what can be wronging with my car, it vibrates when m on 50km\hr, from front passenger side kazeem say nan brake disc I don change am, d tin still dey vibrate, did alignment same of same, all engine sit still intact cos I just change dem recently.
Wetin fit dey wronging advicing needed pls Contact Gazzuzz |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2019 |
lateefat101: I need a driver for hire purchase for a Honda Accord 2005 full option model. It's very neat naija used at 15k weekly rental for 1.2M.
Deposit of N500,000 is required.
Car is in Palmgrove, Lagos. Call 08027306164 if you are interested. Seriously? |
Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Fiance/fiancee Is Disturbing You For Sex by calabardick(m): 6:50pm On Oct 13, 2019 |
marvin906: no verse ooo.. buh If am dating you and I mistakenly tell you I can stay without sex until marriage and you believe OYO is your case.. or if you tell me no sex until marriage please hit the road .. i refuse to be a bitch to any chick anymore.. hoes be forming saint's only to see the package is a fourth hand goods My brother, most of the so called born again sisters are just abandoned properties. Any sister that gives me such condition must be a virgin, else to hell with you. It's easy to be an angel when no one ruffles your feathers. Fvck satan |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 11:09am On Oct 12, 2019 |
Peacemaker126:
I pray u get car 1 day they someone go tell u oga give me 10k weekly  Haba, I was only asking for your opinion now, I need that machine. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:02am On Oct 12, 2019 |
For those of you complaining of bad terrains, I have this for you on rental 10k weekly
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Travel › Re: Clearing Of Water Hyacinth On Ikorodu Water Terminal Begins by calabardick(m): 10:30pm On Oct 11, 2019 |
Wickedtruths: Good If this happened in Imo, Ihedioha would blame Okorocha for the growth of the weeds.
If na Abia, Ikpeazu would give Abians kerosene to drink. Hungry Abians would then deny that there are no weeds there.
If it were in Enugu, Ugwuanyi would get to the river bank and start crying.
In Ebonyi, Umahi would employ 4 labourers to cut the weeds and appoint 23 Special Assistants and 15 Senior Special Assistants over the "project".
If in Anambra, Obiano would print his face on Ankara, wear the Ankara to the site, pluck a single leaf, sign an MOU. By tomorrow, you would see a big signboard of "Willie is Working". Guy your post almost made me laugh and fall from my bed, good night abeg. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 9:38pm On Oct 11, 2019 |
Ogbunigwe2018: So no one drives a V6 here My 607 is wasting oooo. I need driver for it abeg  How much for rental? |