Romance › Re: My Dilemma: My Girlfriend's Confessions. by calabardick(m): 1:04pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
Logan95: She's quite a young girl at 20. I don't know why she made these mistakes Children messing up everywhere. This one have started straving before she even see her first menses. Sir, a lady that sleeps with men for money is call.................? You can't turn a hore to a wife, never. Did you say abortion? Sampling around without protection in Lagos of all places? No way, this is an open sepulchre, flee. It's the mercy of God that speaks for you. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:51pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
ndubuis: What a story. Can you please share the name of the street you picked up this bustard so that one can be on the lookout. You did the right thing. Hoping that uppercut Of yours took out one of his teeth. I'm always ready, any tout, not in uniform that tries to enter my car or any rider that dares a physical confrontation is simply putting his LIFE on the line. It's called self defense. Good job bruh. Chuck Onyebuchi Drive, off Fatai Idowu Arobioke Enter from studio24, drive straight to the end of the road then turn left, etc |
Politics › Re: Akpabio: Corrupt People Treated NDDC As Their ATM - The Cable by calabardick(m): 11:37am On Oct 29, 2019 |
aolawale025: Sign of times. Even akpabio saying others are "corrupt" Akpabio is a coward, the APC governorship candidate for the last gubernatorial election (Akwa Ibom State) was the NDDC boss. He resigned from NDDC to contest and he Akpabio was supporting him. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 11:26am On Oct 29, 2019*. Modified: 9:28pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
Ogbunigwe2018: In Ballotelli's voice Why always you Igwe, if you're an uber driver you wouldn't ask that question, the few days I hit the road in a week I see a lot |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:23am On Oct 29, 2019 |
GAZZUZZ: our money go finish o  Hahahahahaha One almost slap me last night, thank God it was a card trip. Before she say JACK, I've already ended the trip. She asked me to wait for her maid to join me and dump some trash at the estate gate. Karashikas, God pass them. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by calabardick(m): 8:20am On Oct 29, 2019 |
OtemAtum: It is about how the beings who loved science were encaging the beings who loved religion. The religious gods, including Jehovah, Allah, Moloch, Eshu, Mazda and thousands others were eventually caged in a vacuum for 1000 years so that humanity could be rapidly free from mental slavery of religion and to bring the development of a scientific world to a rapid existence. Hehehehehehe |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:07am On Oct 29, 2019 |
GAZZUZZ: All pointless to prove a point to just one person . What will you do do the remaining 99,999 ill mannered riders out there? Best to focus on your work and keep calm. Yes my engineer. I've never done that before but that lady overdo, I have overlooked worst cases. But ignoring them isn't the best. We should keep correcting them one after the other. |
Family › Re: Ann Grace Aguti: Ugandan Woman Who Married 3 Husbands by calabardick(m): 12:55am On Oct 29, 2019 |
MountainView: It's been long I came to a logical conclusion that Africa as a continent is cursed!
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Romance › Re: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by calabardick(m): 12:30am On Oct 29, 2019 |
Algorithimz: I've replied u too sir!!! Yeah, I've seen. I'm sorry for the delay, I've replied you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by calabardick(m): 12:17am On Oct 29, 2019 |
OtemAtum: I am not downgrading anybody o. It's clearly written in the book of UNIVERSAL HISTORY how Yahweh aka Jehovah and Allah his brother are held captive in a spiritual cage by their brothers and sisters. Go and read the book of Otem Erectus 226:1-30. It's there. Peace.
Chapter 226
1. When otem had shut his eyes in meditation on the fifth day of the seventh month, he began to fly in the inner universe. and he flew until he had seen Atum. and Atum said, come with me and I shall show you how we captured many of the gods who are my brothers. and otem saw a period in the past. 2. and he saw how the gods of findings were gathered in a place, getting ready for the psychospiritual battle. For thousands of us them were ready to fight for the freedom and mind slavery of the world. For it is time to bring humanity to the age which is called Aquarius. 3. and otem said, who shall you fight against? and Atum said, we are ready to fight against all the gods of religion who insist that the minds of humans should be continually enslaved. For religion shall limit the rate of growth of science. 4. Therefore, we are prepared to make all gods who love to enslave the minds of humanity drop their ambitions and set the world free from mind slavery. 5. Now otem said, let me go with you to see how this shall be done. Now Atum and otem flew until they had reached a place where many gods are gathered. and when they saw otem, they came to him and said, otem of truth, welcome. 6. and Olorun and Ogene and Chuku and many other gods of Aferk stepped further to otem and said, you have been empowered with the powers of all good gods and with their wisdom and understanding shall you operate. 7. You are greater than all gods in intelligence and knowledge. Now have we chosen you O otem, go and set Aferk free. Now Mother Earthus came also with Aluna and Ishtar and thousands of goddesses, both of Aferk and of the whole earth. and they said, blessed is otem, the god of all histories of humanity. 8. The gods hear his name and tremble. The people who torment others in the name of witches and wizards hear his name and flee. Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Gaol, Eshu and all gods of bad religion and mind slavery hear his name and bow. 9. otem, fakir Atomos, go and quickly set Aferk free from gullibility before they are turned into animals in their minds. Go and free them from the hostages of Jehoshua, Yiga, Shamshin, Krisht, Bonkee, Wilhem and all manner of gods who make them slaves and deceive them on the face of the earth. 10. Who shall study the histories of otem and fear death? Whose mind shall be so strong to read the truth and still have joy reading the lies in the books of religion? Even Vishnu have said, let the truth of the words of otem prevail. 11. otem, the adopted son of all gods and goddesses of the earth, stay here until we have fought and won all the gods in a psychospiritual battle. You shall see how we shall defeat them. 12. Now otem stood and watched how the gods went farther away from him. and as they went farther, it seemed to him as if they were still standing before him, for distance was made into an illusion as if it no more existed. and it was as if a screen was showing the thing to otem. 13. and otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. and Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth. 14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. and they had almost equal powers with the gods. and they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated. 15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever? 16. and Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. and Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore. 17. and their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? and they said, we are ready. 18. and the battle began. 19. and otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. and there were vacuums, but only otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums. 20. and when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore. 21. and otem awoke. and his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. and they had done many things to revive him. 22. and otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered. 23. and henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. and they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums. 24. Now for a space of three months, otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore. 25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. and they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one. 26. and they said, otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans. 27. and in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. and focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads. 28. and a period shall come when the pastors and the priests of many religions shall begin to misbehave. For their gods are encaged. and the minds of many homos shall begin to go after the truth within themselves rather than the lies written in the books of lies. 29. Now otem, we have done our own part, therefore go and do your part also. Be not lazy in the compilation and interpretation of the texts of histories which we have given to you. 30. and we shall breathe life into the history which you shall write and it shall live on in the minds of the people, rather than religious texts. and humanity shall begin to use their own brains, worshipping no god while they do good to themselves. Otem, bia. Come and summarise this 30 verses epistle. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by calabardick(m): 12:14am On Oct 29, 2019 |
This is how the ancestors are watching your comments!
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Health › Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by calabardick(m): 12:10am On Oct 29, 2019 |
Pearl1996: Nairaland famiy I need help.
Somethings been eating me up. I had sex with my boyfriend some weeks later i started falling so sick I will try to point out all I can remember *Came down with what I felt was fever was burning hot so hot you just need to come close to feel the heat
*at night I sweat. Not just the usual sweat but one I have to change my clothes two times a nigbt(this happened for like a week)
* I started feeling so cold especially in the morning. Doctor said it was pneumonia + a cough that lasted for three weeks plus.
*and the rashes I ve never have in my whole life spreaded all over my arms and back as well as my breast region.
* I also had serious muscle ache. Serious that my mom had to help me massage it. My neck did hurt too it felt like someone hit me with a blank on my neck
* nodes on my neck, groin, as well as ear. * I started having blurred vision and sores on my lips like fever blisters
* and then injuries in my mouth, weird ones * I have oral trush at least thats what I thought them to be. White tongue I have had this before but this onr is different. With slimy white things in my mouth every time
*I also experienced dehydration and dry mouth. * also had a delayed flow
The symptoms are so much I can't even mention it all. Most of these lasted for about a month +. I still have cold till this day. I shiver most times and its my major fear. And the rashes are still there.
This Is the major problem. The nurse who was handling me said it might be an STD maybe HIV I took plethora of test including HIV after 3 months all came back negative, I was told to wait 6montgs to check for HIv again it was still negativr. During this month I have seen so many doctors, private and government all they do is givr me drugs but I still experience the pneumonia cold( no cough) and occasional mouth sores as well as the rash. My boyfriend now my ex took HIV too it was negative. Please doctors in the house what can this be. I have read so many threads here on naira land of people who had same experience but some later turned + they might be lying though.
I heard after 6 months and test is still negative then its not it. My question now is. What is wrong with me. I have spent so much on drugs and test. And no doctor is able to say what my problem is. Its making me crazy as I am even scared to shower because of the cold and I can't let people see my body due to rash.
I need help. Was that the first time you had xex with him? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 10:38pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
tol8u: Yeah me too. How often do you do your oil change ? What car? Depends on usage, extended performance 10k miles, though they write 15k I use Toyota Camry 2010 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 7:14pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
pope191: Boss where did u burst out form? You r just bursting my bubbles on a suck monday morning of finding myself in Ayobo exploration is the way we grow, this job gave me that, makes me feel like I've been to the end of the world and back... Lekki used to be the height of d world, probably still before giving into driving, but on the second tot I ask myself, what's in lekki? The only effect I'm having now is dealing with the female folks around me, I find it hard to argue with them, like our sense of reasoning doesn't flow in same direction... I just feel like do what you want to do, take what you want, its before that I can argue and stand my ground, but now the energy is not just dia, I look more than talk. My brother, Lekki women are something else. My eyes have seen what my mouth couldn't utter. |
Romance › Re: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by calabardick(m): 7:08pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
Algorithimz: ✳
Pls sir I sent u a mail, I would like to discuss something with u thanks. I replied your mail sir. |
Romance › Re: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by calabardick(m): 9:43am On Oct 28, 2019 |
owelle22: Nairalander don reach the babe Instagram How do I get there? |
Romance › Re: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by calabardick(m): 9:35am On Oct 28, 2019 |
dROC1: Looking at her profile, bros u no try. U no get taste, you must be a local guy.  Where you see the profile abeg? |
Romance › Re: An Ex Posted My Picture Tagging It RIP Pls I Need A Legal Or Best Advice by calabardick(m): 9:34am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Offpoint: Guys stop dating psychos They will not hear |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 9:19am On Oct 28, 2019*. Modified: 12:05am On Oct 29, 2019 |
anonimi: Thanks for sharing your experience, especially the bold portion. Many of us need to learn to be law abiding and respectful, no matter who we are dealing with. Instead of blaming everything on leadership, when the leaders simply reflect who we are. Cheers. Thanks! This work is a great school, - it teaches me humility - endurance - sacrificing - deep understanding of lagosians - it heightens my understanding of safe driving - it expose me to many classes of people - it teaches me hardworking - self discipline - it gives me deep understanding of women (I have a lot to say on this) - and lots more There are many that doesn't have but are willing to give There are many that have and aren't willing to give There are many that have and are willing to give There are many that doesn't have and aren't willing to give There are many that doesn't have but pretend to have There are many that have and present themselves as poor I can write books out of the few months I've been on that platform Altogether it's fun, drama kings and queens everywhere |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 9:00am On Oct 28, 2019 |
tol8u: Castrol is not affordable ooo- 1 litre is like 3,500 and I think 5litres is 12-15k Yeah, it's expensive, I buy from them |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Landed Two Nuclear-capable Bombers In South Africa by calabardick(m): 8:33am On Oct 28, 2019 |
YungJo207: I ready some comments here and I just laugh and pity for my beloved AFRICA...Putin is a very smart man when it comes to his country interest in matters like this ( future war threat ), Mark my world south Africa is in big problem cause those aircraft will be stationed there making what ever Putin say in South Africa stand Instead of them to have an option they never know the kind future wahala they enter.
One the first time in a long time buhari made a smart move...no doubt Putin would have tabled the matter before him and he would refuse as a formal military man ( note Lagos to California by sea is about 2-3 month which to Houston is around 1month and some days ) which will make America even more angry and scared.
Mind you Trump and putin are good friends before politics, Russia is the only country that can face America with military might and America would be scared.
South Africa don buy market ooo, questions is why South Africa allow an aircraft as deadly as this station in your country when you have no say or power over it?
Why Putin station such Aircraft in South Africa when he knows he won't allow them use it and sell fighter helicopter to Nigeria ( 2 main Africa strong house )
Why station a war aircraft in Africa?
AFRICA we never know wetin we dey enter God help us all. That Putin of a guy have some dangerous satanic ideas, he's deadly smart. I'm very sure very soon nuclear submarine will join the fleet. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Landed Two Nuclear-capable Bombers In South Africa by calabardick(m): 8:29am On Oct 28, 2019 |
ednut1: With just those two jets they can destroy africa in 5 days Isinweke: You no serious But he's right! Which African country have the power to intercept an aircraft? Talk less of a supersonic nuclear bomber? Russians are smart, Africa lacks military power, they want to use that corridor to capture the continent. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:03am On Oct 28, 2019*. Modified: 11:23am On Oct 29, 2019 |
Crvrider: Jeez, the CEO' are reading this na. They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip. I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever. I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well. Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot. Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy. On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN. When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did. She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride. When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR. She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you] For their information, I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:14pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Only the lucky buyer |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Delay is dangerous |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
It's affordable |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:12pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
It's cheap |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:12pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Still waiting for the new owner |
Technology Market › Re: 2.5 Kva Inverter For Urgent Sale by calabardick(op): 9:12pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
Keep the calls coming |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:45pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
princpl: Pls house can anyone help me with the trusted company where i can register my car for uber operation, who has an excellent maintainance practice. Thanks Yes, I have one to recommend. The only company that can do this is YOU! |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:43pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
tojahh: Were you not PROPERLY registered on Uber before?
Ornicus! Anybody using Uber gets an email after any finished trip even get status of what goes on with Uber and the likes. So what makes your reporting him special sir? That Uber now sends you email? Hahaha. Baba you don fall my hand with this yarns. But wait o... You weren't properly registered yet you dey enjoy Uber service!? Now who's the fraudster? Who's now negotiating outside company name? Hahaha He didn't know his village elders are watching him
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 8:41pm On Oct 27, 2019 |
dru23: I have nothing against it .. If you going to offer offline trips , know how to be discreet about it .. And if your car is clean, shape and you present yourself in a very proffossional manner .. It is the client that will even ask you if you can do offline trip for them in the future ... This is just the magic of offline trips |