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Here we go again, single mom!
Hmmm

Single moms always falling prey for players.
Well, as for the Resume marital status I did that a lot.

You can't turn a woe to a housewife, never

Not again naw, una want kill us for this country?

The rate bad news are emanating from Nigeria is scary, who cast such evil spell upon this colonial error?

Felicity001:
Interesting... this is the true definition of fulfillment. Putting smiles in the life of another person even without having all the money on earth. A life to emulate. May God continue to give you the good heart to keep helping even within the disappointment and ingratitude people will show to you IJN!! Amen!!!

1daboi:
[right][/right]may you find help in the time of need.

Amen.

adsmaster:
You are someone house boy OK.
Is your oga madame house on land or sea? Off or on sh****re

Men thanks brov for what you did... Salu

You're a coded nigga, my oga madam house dey sea, 30 minutes flight from land (offSH)

seguno2:
Eroticecstasy jam calabardick.
Interesting connection of monikers

This is very strange. I didn't even take note of his moniker.

teeebest:
Good Afternoon Elders, please I need the phone number of anyone that can replace windscreen. A police officer smashed my back windscreen this afternoon.

Oh my God, what happened?

Them plenty for Ladipo, just get a good parking space and park your car, stroll inside the market and make your choice.

Sorry for the damage.

Felicity001:
Among all the names and nicknames in the world you choose to use this kind name? Guy! To even call d name self shame dey catch me... hahaha...good name they say is better than riches so please do well to change it

I doubt if this platform allows modification of username, except to creat a new one.

NwaAmaikpe:



Don't miss the opportunity to make another man's wife moan.
I am a living witness; it brings goodluck.

She's obviously sex-starved and even the Lord will be happy you helped the needy.

Seriously?

uwemjack eyeneka mkpo abadie?

eroticecstasy:
Sir, till this moment I have been wondering if you were human, not until I saw this post. You really surprised me yesterday. It's long since I posted anything on this platform, but I have to.

When you came to me I did not know you are one of us, because of your car, your appearance and you manner of approach, not until you prove by launching your app on your iPad and showed me your earning for the day. You're humble and sweet, how I wish you were a lady (joking)

- You didn't mention that I mistakenly spoiled your back bumper when police suddenly stopped us
- you didn't mention that police collected money from you (though you refused telling me the amount)
- You didn't mention that even after rejecting the money, we had dinner together and you paid for mine
- You didn't mention that you drop me at Eleko junction to find my way to Epe
- you didn't mention that the driver that came to pick my rider abused you when you asked him why he didn't care to at least check on me as a fellow.

In all these you were still calm, even when my madam came like thunder you were still smiling.

I sincerely thank you my handsome friend from Akwa Ibom (though you refused giving me your number). In addition, this your username doesn't resemble you.

Please I need another car for the hustle,
I reside at Epe, though it doesn't matter,
weekly returns is the ultimate.
My number is 09056997419

I'm out!

Don't go there, all those things are vanity.

The bumper wasn't bad, it's the clips which have been replaced, I requested for a respray, they're doing that now.
I can't really recall everything that happened, the only thing I was concerned about and I was so happy was assisting you, that's the price of humanity. You never can tell who you helped in the past and the person blessed you, that's how nature works, it's give and take.

I'm someone's houseboy, I work in a 2 weeks in, 2 weeks off environment. I do Uber to kill boredom and idleness, to meet people and to learn. It also distract me from my salary.

I have your number, but if you need mine contact your madam , she called me last night asking silly questions.

mrjaydee:
bro, I could have cancel with the unsafe option, but cos she was stubborn and didnt give a fuuuk?

Me like that person, I will come to your house and show you myself. I remember that Ornicus guy wey I tell make he give me his address he say he go arrange thugs beat me.. Oga me go die there.

Madness full this Lagos

My brother, no be small matter.
My first trip this morning was to chevyview, before I ended the trip another enter and I accepted it. Immediately the rider called. I picked, before I could say hello their background noise burst my ears.

My brother I haven't heard such domestic madness before, hear curses upon curses, abuses upon abuses, the guy cursed her womb and she cursed his manhood, they were exchanging strange curses, others were talking at the background in various languages. after about 2 minute+ I ended the call, cancelled the trip and went offline.

The noise and abuses were ringing in my mind till I drove and park by Carlton gate. The level of madness is increasing everyday. I pity the driver that will carry such rider.

Y1nka:
Someone with sense!!! Kudos jare.. you’re not a quote person.

I’ve personally have riders referring others for offline base on attitude and that’s true. Even the runz girls that insults me, the worse I’ll do is keep quiet, never have I insulted any of them. And some we later got along. Attitude, approach and patience, mixed with a vodka of forgive n forget, then you’re good to go.


By the way, this is an advice, not a “I’m intentional” motivation wack talk.

Blow before you carry shoulder

Blow before you carry shoulder; wow! I love that quote. You are right

Gentlelife50:
Everybody won't be same, there are more than one way of doing things right.
Many drivers go change am for you ooo if u do anyhow
Some prefer fire for fire, whether they end up in aches is none of our business.

My point is anyhow you disabuse them is welcomed, no rule for this one

I jump and pass bad riders

adsmaster:
I can relate. There are lots of lemon cars out there, own by partners who doesn't have the skill set to run logistics business like uber. They feel once they have bought the car or will start churning out morning without any setback like TBills. It's just crazy but one has to sieve through till you get the perfect partner.


As for those insult men me I no go take am oh "oloriburuku" I for done give her a piece of my mind am telling you.

Owner partners who can't afford grade one tokumbo corolla should go for dru23 instead of flooding the platform with accidented and dead corolla, corolla that you will work one week and spend two weeks at the mechanic.

I had such corolla no be person tell me to go drop am... O2 sensor bad, no catalyst, idle speed is high, four bad tires and the MOFO said he will not replace them that he has bought one I should buy the remaining, only the car brake just flat for falomo bridge, car struggle to accelerate or change gear fast when your leg is on the throttle..men crazy Las Las go drop am oh, I can't come and kill myself.

The car am using now has its won coma too, naaa major get am. I just dey behave like wife wey no want make him husband vex just to make these work while my eyes is on the target...

Brother story plenty

Sometimes I feel for those that are on the road 24/7, they've seen hell.

This work have a way of transforming you to what you don't know. My friends' wife is complaining that since the husband began Uber business he has change, his reasoning has change, she account for any kobo she spends, no more freebies.

The said guy is on rental for one company at igbo efon, retuning above 30k weekly.

SaintHilary:

Couldn't help but laugh

Person wey go marry dis one put for house na war!

That woman is in her 40s and still single.
Na sweet old cargo

mrjaydee:
mine was on Monday. Uber gave me request 8km 20mins away. I called the rider and politely told her to cancel and reorder. Ignorantly she started if she cancel uber will charge her 400. I told uber only charge if the driver is at your location and u didnt show up after 5mins.

Omo! She say she no go cancel.. me that just came back from 1week suspension? I on taxify got request. After about 1hr I checked and see that this lady didnt cancel.

And I dey around Oniru, she dey lekki phase1. Which kind winch be this? I called her again a d politely and even begged her to cancel, she still no agree. Na so I drove down took alternative route enter lekki to her location. Then I waited for 4mins and called her. She came out, I was like? Madam for almost 2hrs you didnt cancel or are you not going out anymore?
She said she wasnt in a hurry. As she was about to move to the back seat, I didnt open the car. I came down and cancel the trip in her face showed her my 300naira and uber takes 100naira. Entered my car and zoom off!

We are all mad in this Lagos.

She even want to enter the car, after more than an hour of request?
She no get sense, risking her life because of 400.

But waitooo, where Una dey get this kind moral from? You get liver no be here. Choi

Felicity001:
Inasmuch as your user name doesn’t speak well of the good man you’re heaven will still bless you! lol...

I do this all the time to any person h/h vehicle breaks down and I see no one around them.

Last month I meet this guy at mobile following station along the Agindimgbe Rd, his engine oil very low to a fault and car was long overdue for servicing but dude was just managing it reasons I don’t know why, and car belongs to him. Dude bought 1ltr and was about pouring it into the engine I then advice him in the danger which could have a great advance effect on his car, instead change the oil totally.

He thanked me and then I got a request, was about leaving and I noticed he was not comfortable he was looking worried. Bro, any other problem? Yes, please can you help me with your battery to start the car?
My rider was already calling, I thought of the time I would take to loosen and do all of that I just lied to him the car had timing which I didn’t have the code since car wasn’t mine.

Luckily he has a jumper cable, good I quickly pulled beside him and his car was started. I left.

I stated my ordeal here lately, many people called me lier and thought all kinds. Some persons gave profined advice which are the major reason I brought the issue here for all to learn because in this short life that we live you can’t commit all the mistakes rather you learn from people’s mistakes.

Don’t rush to collect a car from anyone either direct tokunbo or any car because you want to get occupied and start making money. Drive the car with the owner for at least 3hrs or more and also in traffic within this time you’ll must have seen some major fault the car might have.

Most of these car owner it’s only God that can help us.

Hahahahaha, the name save my head from wahala. I have another username that's my real name, my friends are aware of that, so sometimes I use this one for undercover.

shugaboy6102:
This is my story and I will appreciate if the mods can push it to front page so that others can read and learn from me, and I also need your honest comments and advice because you could be saving a drowning man.

I Am 29 years of age, a civil engineer by profession and a sanguine by temperament. Before my youth service @ age 24 I got my girl friend pregnant and I was scared of abortion so we decided to keep the baby with the full support of my mother and she agreed because I was an only son. After that, we proceeded to see her people with my mum and relatives to my girl friends village and we paid something on her head but didn't complete the whole traditional right, but this was not even the traditional wedding proper.

After that we saw ourselves as husbands and wife and we were living fine for sometime. After sometime, the relationship took a different turn as we were always fighting and didn't agree on even the slightest matter. I remember vividly one occasion we fought over a female colleague @ work who sent me a whatsapp message and why we fought was that she came to my work place and fought the young lady openly embarrassing me in the process in front of everyone.

There were times I would try to reconcile but she would blatantly refused, sometimes she will tell me she is fed up of this thing we call marriage and that she's looking for someone that I too should look for someone else.

Fast-forward I met a lady and one thing led to another and I started picking interest in her. It was never my intention to be with another woman but I don't have peace of mind and I feel I am loosing my mind.

Note: I haven't wedded in a church before or done a full traditional marriage. Here comes the question: would it be considered a divorce if I quit this union and marry this new lady?

I am full of unhappiness and pain and I don't want to live a life of endurance and pity. Pls nobody should pressure you into getting married, marriage is not a license to live a happy life. If you are single, I envy you.

Oh my brother, i really understand your situation.
Baby mamas never make a good wife, if you doubt ask Davido, ask Tuface, ask Wizkid.
You're in hell, sent her away, that isn't a divorce, you were cohabiting reset your life, you deserve the best.

Don't let anyone complicate your life for you.

MrBrownJay1:
@Calabardick
i am sorry but i am clueless on such issue.

Okay. Thanks

I think drivers suppose to have a platform where they post any salvage/lemon car they've driven, this will help other drivers avoid such vehicle when call for inspection, or it will also help them to know what to look out for during inspection.

Salvage cars everywhere.

A car given to an innocent driver yesterday is already giving him serious issue today. I have to tow him from Jakande (ipara) to the owner's house at sangotedo.

On my way back this evening, I was behind him at Chisco traffic light, as the light turns green we moved, suddenly his car began to jerk till it finally stopped. When I noticed the phone on his dashboard I knew he's a fellow, I overtook him, reverse then park in front of him.

The rider started to hala, i explained to her that cars can go hairwire anytime. She ordered for another and left. (The driver that came to pick the lady didn't even care to come out at least to see what's wrong with a fellow driver that warrants his passenger to request for another vehicle, even when he saw our hazard lights on, he was relaxing inside his 4 inches Corolla)

When I asked the guy what the problem was he said that today is his first day with the said car. He has no idea of whatsoever. He suggested contacting those guys at Ipara to come and check, I told him to abort that idea, but rather let him call the owner. When he call the lady I noticed the change on his face, I asked him to come inside my car so that I can hear their conversation as well. The woman asked him if she's a mechanic, if he can't sort himself out let him sleep there with the car, she drop the call.

I was angry, I got her number and call her;
Me: Good evening ma
Madam: Na who be this?
Me: Madam Funke, your car and your driver are obstructing traffic, you may come to LCC office tomorrow to claim your car.
Madam: no sir please, let me talk to my driver please
Me: Please not with my phone ma, call him.

She call the driver, by this time I've already paired his phone with my car Bluetooth so the both of us can hear.

Driver: hello ma
Madam: hello ma too, olorubruku, otiyawere
Driver: excuse me ma
Madam: so you called LASTMA to come and tow me car away, ehn? Ee no go better for you, all of you are the same
Driver: madam I don't like the way you're talking, I didn't call any LASTMA, the car breakdown at the traffic light, they help me to push it, they overhead your response when I called you, that gets them upset.
Madam: my response kill all of you dia
Driver: madam what's the way out? Are you going to call your mechanic?
Madam: young man please can you bring my car? I don't blame you, that's how the previous driver destroyed my engine, now you're planning to destroy this new engine I put at Ladipo? Please return my car, I will call Ladipo tomorrow.
Driver: please ma, how do I return this car now when it's not even starting again?
Madam: anyhow you want to do, if you like push it but I need my car here, tonight.
Driver: but ma, I (she interrupted him with a question)
Madam: how much dey your hand?
Driver: 3500
Madam: since morning? 3500? Ah, wetin I no go see for Lagos? Who sent me to do Uber business?
Driver: have you forgotten that you asked me to do alignment and balancing today, and remember there was no fuel when I pick the car, I've spent more than 10k today
Madam: look for someone that can tow you for 5k, when you get here I will pay the balance.
Driver: okay ma, but no one will collect such amount by this time plus the distance, let estimate 10k, because of traffic
Madam: 10k? Are you towing the car to hell?
Driver: I'm at Jakande, it's far
Madam: and so? Is Jakande at sango? Is Jakande at ibafo? Is Jakande at seme? Oga please bring back my car.
Driver: let me look for someone that can tow me
Madam: whatever, I'm waiting.

That's how I tow him to united estate, the basket mouth woman came out and was ranting

Madam: where the towing van?
Driver: I didn't see any so I asked someone to tow me
Madam: how much? This one isn't a towing van, it'll be cheaper
Driver: her said 15, I didn't have a choice because LCC have already positioned their van to tow the car
Madam: oga, na 7k dey my hand, he will balance you, thank you
Driver: but I told you how much I have on me?
Madam: and I told you how much I can afford, please can I have my car key?

He drop the key and we left her house, when we get to the road he gave me some money (I don't know the amount since I didn't collect), I rejected it, I told him to forget. I told him that I wanted to make sure he get some bucks from the woman, in order to recover his expenses. The guy was so excited going home with 10k

I've advice him to run away from that car and the madam, they don't worth it

Please drivers always try to be your brother's keeper, it might happen to you tomorrow. Even when I have a rider, I do slow down to ask what's the matter.

They are lucky it wasn't skull miners, but mere robbers.
By now the hospital would have been explaining to the public the whereabouts of the head of their pantients.

Hairsurrance:
In need of a certified Uber driver that has been on the playform in lagos (mainly on the mainland) for a Toyota Camry "06" for a 30K weekly rental if interested contact 08120408824

- Please does Uber issue certificates to their drivers?
- the location of the driver doesn't matter, the said car will even travel as far as Ogun state, seme, etc. Or is the car limited to mainland?

Be careful if you must go there lest you look like this

BUHARI and his dog again?

2blockus:
Good evening friends.

When I came back home from my journey today I saw picture of a cat killed by my neighbors inside my room.

It fell from the ceiling when they both had serious fight last night which made my wife to leave the house by 1:00am

Please can anyone read meaning to this, although I don't believe is evil shaa.

So what meaning do you want?
Your family witches had a disagreement on who will go in first so what else?

Don't mind me.........
Those were victims of circumstances, I gues they were trying to fvck.

dru23:
Either way it is not easy, especially when your job requires good customer service skills ...my thing is as long as the customer is not violent. Than I can manage or try to manage the situation... But once it turns physical and am in danger. Than I have to do what I have to protect myself..

I think once in a while you could be posting tips on how to succeed in this hustle, very few understands this.
I've saperate drivers and riders fight severally, and the case is just a simple understanding.

This is the condition of the OP now, village people in action.

Smallboy01:
because i'm a soothslayer.

effiong?

golddare:
It's an agreement on her side even though you and I know that its may be difficult for some women but I think it depends on the man. Just know in your mind that beating a woman reduces a man.

Absolutely.