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Car TalkFg To Launch Federal Auto Mortgage Scheme In October - Aganga by calabardick(op): 2:41pm On Oct 01, 2014
In order to encourage Nigerians buy made in
Nigeria cars as well as own brand new cars,
The Federal Government has concluded all
necessary plans to launch an automotive credit
purchase scheme latest by next month, a
scheme that will offer Nigerians an opportunity
to pay for purchased vehicles over a period of
time as obtained in other countries..
The Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment
Olusegun Aganga made the disclosure on the
side-lines of the 69th United Nations General
Assembly, in New York recently.. “In England if
you enter a house, you see beautiful furniture
and all that most of it is on credit. So we are
saying we want to come up with credit
purchase scheme whereby rather than buy
that N800,000 used car, you buy a new N1.5
million car, you pay over four years at interest
rate that you can afford. That is what National
Automotive Council (NAC) is using that levy for,
to work with banks so that you can be assisted
to buy a new car. We hope to launch that very
soon. So when you come with any new policy
you have to think through, what do I need to
do‎ to make it work and ensure that there
are things already in place to make it work” he
said. “Why would anyone say is hasty? We had
auto strategy 30 years ago when Peugeot came
into the country we killed it and we are
resuscitating it. ‎Now you said we are in a
hurry when nothing happened in 30 years?.
“The way to look at it is that it is going to
happen any ways whether it is today, five
years time. So that is not the issue, the issue is
what is government doing and how are we
trying to solve the problem. Is government
aware? The answer is yes. That is why in every
country where they have introduced auto
policy, they banned importation of used cars
immediately because if you don’t ban used
cars most people will not buy new cars
therefore there is no market for investors to
come in. In every country they banned it but
in Nigeria we have not banned it. Secondly, the
duty should be 35 per cent, levy 35 per cent
but we said for used cars we keep it at 35 per
cent, we have not introduced the levy until we
feel the condition is right. We had waved it
until December and December we halved it for
another six months. That is the second thing
we are doing.. “The third thing that is
important that we are also doing is the fact
that we said for this to work, government must
do two things. Encourage those coming to
assemble affordable cars. That is why today
you hear Nissan said they have cars for N1.5
million or N1.6 million. Fourthly, we will
encourage banks to set up credit finance
schemes. The reason you are spending,
800,000 to buy car is not because you want to
buy a used car that you may spend a lot of
money maintaining because you are required
to pay cash. Nobody anywhere in the world
pays cash for this sort of thing,' he said..

m.thenigerianvoice.com/mobile/158405/1/fg-to-launch-federal-auto-mortgage-scheme-in-octob.html
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Guy(my Experience); Is It Worth It? by calabardick(m): 10:27am On Oct 01, 2014
majority of naija babes are alwàys hungry, if u get cash come get car join, na dem go crown u Prince Obong Itud I.

the other day i cleared somewhere to buy card, a cab cleared in front of me, a lady jumped out & rush to me, tapped my glass, when i wind down, she said "sir are u calling me"?, i said no & she said, but pls can u drop me kilometers from here? I accepted, unlocked the car & she jumped in.

When the lady braught the card, i instructed her to give her card too, she was suprise. i drove her straight to where i lodged, enough happend there for like 3hrs.
After-a-lot, she escorted me to a project meeting that lasted for hours.

After the meeting, i intend dropping her, but the smart lady left her handbag in my hotel room.
As i drove to the hotel, live band was going on by the pool bar, we go there strait. We stayed there till 11pm, she was high of alcohol & conji. This babe squash mercileslly, i was so weak because i drove 5hrs to that city.
She left the next day smilling

later in the evening the hotel manager came for inpection in my room, the inspection lasted for more than 2hrs, later in the night she came back for an all night inpection...

is it my fault?
RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Guy(my Experience); Is It Worth It? by calabardick(m): 8:02am On Oct 01, 2014
@OP>>> OlamiB
I know your kind, you are a hooker claiming a girlfriend, practicing parasitism as a relationship.

Parasitism is a non-mutual symbiotic relationship between species, where one
species (the parasite, which is you) benefits at the expense of the other (the host; your boyfriend).

Parasite now includes microparasites , which are typically smaller, such as protozoans , viruses and bacteria. The best example that describes you is the hookworm. Damn!

Unlike predators, parasites do not kill their host, they are generally much smaller than their host, and will often live in or on their host for an extended period. Both are special cases of
consumer-resource-interactions.

below pix describes you!

Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 4:49pm On Sep 29, 2014
ebankole: Calabardick
Being under the influence of armies et al while farming means,that for either any of u to archive anything or posses that land/location GoD guidance protection is needed.
The road signifies plantin without much gain coz nothin planted on the road can germinate.
It also means,protection/holy spirit.
God bless you, bro johnwell has been absent here for a while, what is happening to him?

i called him to intepret this dream and he gave me the same interpretation, i respect you both.

i think we need to appreciate you and john, you're doing great work here.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2014
calabardick: I had another one this morning.
I saw my mom planting yam in a roadside farm close to our family house and there was an army hilux close to the small farm. those army were with her in that farm.

at a certain place, she was trying to harvest a large tubber of yam, those Army came to assist her, but when i came closer the Army left to their hilux.

what suprise me is how she knew their name.

God bless you!
@ebankole›>>> this is the dream, please am woried!
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by calabardick(m): 9:50am On Sep 29, 2014
folawiyoma: #MachinegunPastor
grin grin grin
abeg make una no kill me this morning.
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by calabardick(m): 9:36am On Sep 29, 2014
enigmaotr: This country, no doubt, heading to destruction if this man is returned elected next year!
my brother you're saying the truth,

who talk say naija ko better? nobe today nyash dey for back, eeedon tey!



Jambsupport: d truth is, d president seem to me like a comedian when he talks.
he doesn't seem like a comedian to me, he's a confused comedian!

vuck satan!
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by calabardick(m): 9:19am On Sep 29, 2014
IbokUtoroh: jonnyessence CRYING SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL!
SO na only goodluck need plan fr the youth?
lagos state abi south western states no suppose plan for youths again?
fashola n mrs adedavoh helped stop ebola, e mek sense sha. atleast they did it with the aid of NIGER DELTA OIL MONEY!
IN nigeria OYEL MONEY makes the whole states AFLOAT!
GET THAT INTO UR DVMBO SKULL.
ufan, afo atang die iko ntom? suk esit ete, obio nyin ama abiara akpene. mbre ukara obio nyin ado mbre ndito ifot, suk esit, mokop?

Ado okay!
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 10:52pm On Sep 28, 2014
ebankole: Calabardick
The plantin of yam at the road side,the armies et al.
You,siblings et al should visit there without being sure of God go ahead.
There seems to be an issue or more about this place u mention,but God is willing/is protcting her,ur family but not without devine instructions.
please sir i lay more emphasys on this intepretation, please explain more.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 7:09pm On Sep 28, 2014
ebankole: Being pregnant means,anger,secret,hate towards somethin or place or even pregnant indeed.But in this case,its to do with these above list.
no sir, my dream was about my mom planting yam, not pregnancy.

i don't understand your interpretation.


ebankole: Calabardick
The plantin of yam at the road side,the armies et al.
You,siblings et al should visit there without being sure of God go ahead.
There seems to be an issue or more about this place u mention,but God is willing/is protcting her,ur family but not without devine instructions.
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 5:25pm On Sep 28, 2014
ebankole: Calabardick
The plantin of yam at the road side,the armies et al.
You,siblings et al should visit there without being sure of God go ahead.
There seems to be an issue or more about this place u mention,but God is willing/is protcting her,ur family but not without devine instructions.
Please I need more explanation, i don't understand you, please help me.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by calabardick(m): 12:56pm On Sep 28, 2014
Yungmilio2: Tonywhite0710
peeping
Happy Sunday

please am interested in learning this business, a baber in my neighbourhood has been winning nothing lass than 20k a week, but recently he strike 500k with 100 naira only.
he intended teaching me but i was busy with my work, now the work has finished and life is hard.

i want to join this biz,
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 8:40am On Sep 28, 2014
ebankole: Calabardic
(You handle tho)but its ok.
Finding yourself in a very conducive,nice enviroment signifies,Honor& good source of imcome et al.
The airconditoner fault means,things can't be rosy all the time but with hard work &love for what one does There's bound to be a solution & more success.
This goes to everyone out there as wel
I had another one this morning.
I saw my mom planting yam in a roadside farm close to our family house and there was an army hilux close to the small farm. those army were with her in that farm.

at a certain place, she was trying to harvest a large tubber of yam, those Army came to assist her, but when i came closer the Army left to their hilux.

what suprise me is how she knew their name.

God bless you!
Christianity EtcRe: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by calabardick(m): 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2014
WARNING!!!
Please no clown is permitted to interpret my dream, only the annointed ones (johnwell & ebankole)

I had this dream this morning,........ I was in a prominent building fully furnish. there was a faulty air-conditioner, as I was refilling gas light fluctuate the aircondition went of, as i went to put on the Generator I woke up.
AutosRe: Mint Tokumbo Honda Accord Wagon 2005 Model @1.650m by calabardick(m): 12:41pm On Jul 31, 2013
How I wish it is V6
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Had A Killer Squad As President -- Former Associate by calabardick(m): 5:05pm On Apr 21, 2013
Yomieluv: Every government has a killer squad,this is nothing new. They are neccessary at times to silent some people for the continual existence of a country,and to crush opponent that can destabilize the ruling government..

Every government has its secrets,if you doubt me,ask a political scientist.
tell them!
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Verses For Today by calabardick(m): 5:04pm On Apr 21, 2013
PROVERBS 31:2,3
2--What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the son of my vows?

3--Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

A WARNING TO FUCKANIZERS
Christianity EtcRe: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by calabardick(m): 4:52pm On Apr 21, 2013
simon gonner: because marine(mamiwater) spirit full dem body
My brother you're right, more than 90% of them are posess, thats why they behave strange on bed during Bleep
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend Over Girlfriend by calabardick(m): 8:32pm On Apr 20, 2013
This useless northen cross riverians are beasts. 2011, i saw same live at ikom, just minus argument matchet came out from no where, see blood everywhere.

Anyway, na dia style for cross river, you will see some crazy news headlines like; boyfriend kills girlfriend because of cheating, or woman bath man with acid, or son beats mother for harrasing his girlfriend, or father pregnants daughter, or step son repes or pregnants step mother.

Sha, it's the curses mary slessor rendered on them for raping and disvirgining her is destroying them.

Land of bossoms.

Am sorry for dem!
RomanceRe: its all better now by calabardick(m): 8:03pm On Apr 19, 2013
rokiatu: Take my advice and chill about the marriage thing unless you want to scare him away.


As long as you are happy in this relationship, keep it that way till he finally ask you. Marriage is not the ultimate pathway to happiness.
You're right dear! Wise one there.
FamilyRe: My Experience With Ritualists/kidnappers At Lekki This Morning by calabardick(m): 6:44pm On Apr 19, 2013
Chaulay1: Haba, this trick is as old as my grandma. I experienced it twice. It's only a JJC that will fall for it.
Real old tricks of 1990s, schew, JJC indeed.
RomanceRe: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by calabardick(m): 12:34pm On Apr 18, 2013
Haba oga, Go and disable the 200hp hydraulic pump attached to your HOD.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Prophesied The Boston Marathon Explosions Since January by calabardick(m): 12:28pm On Apr 18, 2013
adora4u1: Ok na. Prophet of doom! When will he ever prophesy something positive?!
I tire for this man sef, na only doom him dey prophesy, i pity those that belief him sha.
RomanceRe: I Love Sex But My Wife Doesn't. by calabardick(m): 9:47am On Apr 17, 2013
How many times per week do you demand? Why telling your mother? Didn't you date before marriage?
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by calabardick(m): 10:14pm On Apr 16, 2013
This is senator ukwak-ebop representing calabar south:
I support the approval of this bills, as this will increase income in our hospitality sector.

In addition, it will also enhance smoth importation of calabar ashis to abuja, and with this, the ministry of cross-river will move to permanent site.
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Will Make You Date A Married Man?? by calabardick(m): 8:35pm On Apr 16, 2013
Darlene babe: ask d married men... y cant they concentrate on their wife.... for babes nothing else dat money n mr biggs...
Nobe only money, biggs, and dickksss

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